God's Blog: Hello, Hell

Wutsup ketchup

Yo, yoyo

Hi, Heidi

Hello, Lothar

Greetings, eatings

Hola, cola

Ciao, chow

Good morning, porn

Good evening, Bing

Good afternoon, after watching Dune

orgasm org

sex with satan, loving lucifer, fisting mephistopheles

devilish delight, boinking beelzebub, antichrist fantasy

in bed with a deadhead, who ate the red med

coitus with criminals, dinner with sinners

fun with nuns, pleasure without measure

matin' satan, demon semen, stimulating hymns

vexed about sex, yummy cum, a deluge of splooj

sex with ex, dating kate, and orgasm spasm

just say know, knowing biblically, hi heaven

speak greek, geek

Rouen in ruins

pussy from Poissy

somebody tell Britney that Brittany isn't in Britain

don't spit, despite spite

pp, pure psychopath from the peloponnese peninsula

I love the Louvre, but hate Haiti;

I like lichens, but loathe clothes

rude buddha, and the quite polite white knight

delicious torte and delict/tort

Eff yu, yiu phuc ng bass turd

Dye, yew skum

Lern 2 sp L, dik phayce

Gough suk anne eg

Rawt inne hel schitt hed

Things to do

Read, watch, listen

Write, talk, create, cook

Eat/drink, exercise, sleep

work, play, train

Meditate, nap, do nothing, vegetate

Piss, shit, shower, shave, brush, floss, rinse

ask questions, study, learn, research

Surf internet, surf ocean, catch a wave

People watch, watch tv, go to movies, youtube

Go to church, go shopping, go to hell

go fly a kite, go climb a rock

walk a dog, wok a hog

Namibian, the name be Ian

What more in the name of love?

Blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord

Now you do what they told ya. Killing in the name of…

Good gawd! In the name of all that is holy!

What’s in a name?

What’s in ‘Nam?

Namaste

Who are you? Who who, who who

I’m an owl?

I’m a bird?

I’m a predator?

Hoo r u?

Russian and Ru (ruthenium) and RU486

What a hoot

Infinite carnivore (8 ate)

Eat, tea, ate

tae (language), aet (assistant english teacher)

eta (estimated time of arrival)

Ate and eight are homonyms

125 sums to 8!

59782 sums to 4

Homo words- homeowner, ho moaner

Sapien, sexual

homograph, homophone

Whore modus operandi

Nein! Nine (ninevah? Jeannine)

Nigh (the end is), nye (the science guy),

neye (river in germany), nai (sodium iodide)

nie (polish underground)

him, hymn (ham, hem, hom, hum)

his/her majesty

humility, meekness

holy mass

Hail Mary, holy Mary

have mercy, hope/mercy

holy man, heavenly mother

Henry miller, harley motorcycle

things that make you go hm

hug me! history's mysteries

OOTI

only one true infinity

hoodie and the blowfish

my (self-assigned) daily reading homework: HORNET

history, onion, reference, news, email, trivia!

busy, busy (Theron, as well)

epic epoch, the aclu at ucla, Orkin (or kin!!)

on good terms with the terminator

FD, friend of the devil

FOB with FOD (fresh off the boat with-)

flirt with Death (sometimes fuct!)

Melania, give Don a kiss (but only if he reads the economist)

Serbia and Montenegro, in a binding resolution

government overturned by a chicken coup (lol)

momento mori, and Mamoru Mohri

it's a weird world, with weird words, ergo ergonomics

let's go to Lascaux!

Moose-dog (Moses mountain, musa dagh)

mount horeb, mount sinai, mount ararat

a petulant pet petrel

they mauled Mahler

mergers and acquisitions, murders and executions

murder incorporated dealing with the corpse of a corporal

information about inflammation

taconite, and taco night

meadow and pillow, meds/pills - ow

right and left field, stage right and left, and inner/outer mongolia

murals, Muriel's wedding, Murano, and Muret

Sinbad gave a good show in Allahabad

watch The Good Place and go to the Badlands (SD)

Given Up (4) :

1. surrender

2. erection

3. nailed (up) on the cross

4. ascended into heaven (beam me up, scotty)

4u: you, y'all, universe, smile

imax buybacks, and throwbacks/go-backs

Norm put the dead in deadpan

river winds, wind blows, vacuuming sucks

female judges, the fair sex

males, malevolent malefactors

acumen, ack! you men

woman, likes her human with cumin

men, mental, mendacious, menace

pathetic and phenomenal, pathet lao and phnom penh

lord of flies, father of lies

ducal dookie

give a shit, take a dump (what!?)

we're number 1! (lol)

basket bawl, basket brawl

selling corn on the corner

devoted voters

transit, trans it

foreign, for in

coffee, coffer, coffin, cough, kaffa

connection, shin to neck!

Hailie Selassie, highly Lassie (collie)

surfing smurf serfs

a pair of paragraphs for a paramour

werd pley

fair pharisees

JC, Jesse, Holy See, SI (St. Ignatius), c - computer

bright, light-hearted, enlightened, visionary

ever-last, the constant stream of death and dying

intercession and the interring session

forever and ever (without 4!)

christ, chris, christine, christo, and cry

cry iced, and chris' chin

inch by inch, at Inchon

muliebral or andric and viraginous?

int'l: international intellectual

no mess (and no santorum), in the immaculate conception

stupid cupid, foolish ghouls, and dunce cunce

have you seen the epic epicene scene?

ptsd in stp (Sao Tome and Principe)

Saddam and Camorra

vampires will count on you, if you let them

(Tobitha) Toby or not-Toby, that is the question

original sin/ inherent vice / calvinist "total depravity"

Huguenots do not hug you?

Bart says keep your pumps off the bumps

please follow erections

I and I (united/divided)

freedom for freaks!

freak out, and out queers

I believe bees leave

you can't handle the cross Ruth!

sextinguisher

bondage, tie up loose ends

the GRU crew grew cruel

3 bees give me the heebie jeebies

peach your children well

pallet (jack), (soft) palates, and pal - its

on the prowl for a gal pal

the dalit cast his ballot for the zealot

movie, and moving ecstasy

spider spied her; fly, you effing lie

a big bag of bugs, by golly

don't listen to Liszt

turn off that Tina Turner!

Freud is a fraud

can you believe it? that fakir fuck says that Fokker is a fake

licentious Licinius

it's all Foucalt's fault!

Shannon shot by a cannon at Shenandoah valley

Chickamauga, a boom chika boom, a boom chika roka...

the bloodthirsty vampire Drake drank the drunk dry

repulsed by a re-pulse

juice for jess, a boring beer for the bear

wayne whining about the wine

a cold cola with coleslaw

a plea to say please, beverage rage, a soda episode

Teutonics, will have 2 tonics

at last! an Atlas! salta? might as well jump

be careful who you say "meet me at the butcher's" to

meeting meat at the meat market

Joan Lunden undone in London

fish in Finland, fin/all over, finally

fff, 666, flesh for fantasy

nasty ass fag hags hungry for the hung

lose your mind, find your voice, found a movement

lost in space, hearts of space, found sound

trick or treat for tots (and your sweetheart)

andes candies and sweet-meats

reasons for reeses-pieces and riesens

awkward talk of chocolate, confection infection

Cookie Monster and the candy man

sugar and Suge Knight and cavities, tooth dk

war for wealth and riches

money for the honey

foundation of a lost nation

police dog found a shin

skull-atons and jump-olines

awful, full of awe, and offal

I adore Mordor, the word murder, mr./dr. Redrum

herds of absurd nerds, and kurds getting omens from birds

Mr. J.L. Shackleton, free to freeze Friedrich from Frisia

Death, The Devil, Father Time (sin o noms?)

you be trippin', have a nice trip, see you next fall

culture shock, electrocution, hair, shock troops, skinheads

moderna and social distancing, and modern social dance

lucubrate with Luke, study with studs

dancing, dan sings; sir dan, the dancer; dance, dan and ants

coffee grounds for divorce, sentiment and sediment

a horse's hay day, stunning and startling, reverence and respect

vp, veep, vice presidential, vision and persistence

Russia hour, jewels for Jules

foresight of Forsythe

Lares and penates, Larry's and Peggy's

helmet dome, do me Helmut

a ponzi scheme for pansies

god, a group of dancers

medicine, a med is sin

hl, heavenly love, holy land, hannibal lecter

Brian Laundrie, brainwashed

hostility and hospitality

a deep dive into diverse and disparate data

discussion and discovery, a divine diversion, on the docket

madly, music and dance, basket ballet, baal lay

logistics is choreography, god's dance, dancing wu li masters

4D: devil, demons, darklings, and david

in despair, because of depravity, death, and destruction

death, disease, decay, and darkness

god and dog, doom and mood, married and buried, adieu dew

Harry, Larry, Barry, Gary, Jerry, Terry, and Mary

Kerry, Perry, dairy, merry, very scary fairy, wary

Ares, libraries, and militaries

chess, you left me, last knight

Otzi (ice man), Potsie (happy days), and the nazis

diabolical diablerie

The fuchsia, the prude, and the Maureens

I said bike rack, not buy crack

filly from Philly, bulky and balky

cheat sheet, zoot suit, brain drain, fag hag, holy moly, tex mex, fat cat, honey bunny, mike's bikes, cookbook, firewire, dream team, box of rocks, cock block, care bear, white flight, cool pool, hot spot, flex your pecs, ass gas, drug thugs, go with the flow, fun run, suck and fuck, legal eagle, fight or flight, kill bill, slick rick, messy jesse, rude dude, stupid cupid, dog blog, bird is the word, bird turd, shit fit, walk the talk, think pink, dumb bum, boy toy, loony tunes, honky-tonk, sand man, third world, funky monkey, near beer, god bod, thick as a brick, bright lights, fright night, cash stash, cruel gruel, witty and pretty, bad mad sad glad, had a rad dad, hell's bells, back in black, quasi-Ozzy, by hook or by crook, lez prez, queer cheer, happy pappy, a tad sad, thirst for the worst, need for speed, church merch, quiet riot, rock around the clock, blue shoe, vampire campfire, dick pic, bauhaus, itty bitty, large and in charge, rhyme time, pooper scooper, dust buster, hacky sack, flojo, picnic, evel knievel, ain't a saint, history's mysteries, snack attack, dip a chip, name of the game, fleet street, lean and mean, struggle with muggles, nook book, rock'em sock'em, protect your neck, the haitian sensation, the thunder from down under, the master of disaster, the man with a plan, bigwig, in hot water, flower power, reeses pieces, andes candies, sweetmeats, bedtime med, deadheads, wavy gravy, chugalug, rain in spain falls mainly on the plain, insane in the membrane, loco in a chokehold, crazy daisy, mad vlad, nuts about butts, barmy in the army, psychotic erotic, rape tape, chick flick, imminent eminent evidence from providence, forensic men sick, tense pence, primetime, ugly mug, insidious hideous, wicked and sick, gotten rotten, hatin' satan, despising spies, true blue, false assaults, subliminal criminal, cavity depravity, better red than dead, the bee's knees, cheese and see's, freedom and edam, lewd food, the trouble with tribbles, dig dug, gorgeous george, plump as a dumpling, flash crash, sherry's berries, have fun in the sun, stay cool at the pool, latest and greatest, juicy lucy, tighty whities, bee gees, squeegee, mimi, fiji, london, hong kong, downtown, crank yankers, roots and shoots, savings on cravings...

AAA, not ZZ (alive, awake, aware) (zero, zombie)

a flood of blood

'nam dynamics

live saliva, dedicated to the dead

freedom, odom, edam, saddam, sodom

an analyst with an anelace, and a list

sig sauer and mig fighter jet, both big

eek-onomy and wreck-onomics

I figger the vigorous bigger n- will snigger

ficus religiosa, and papal maple, fig tree vig-tory

kitsch and kitchen, ichor and icarus (unrelated)

aches and pains, trials and tribulations, hardships and softships