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Welcome!

I, God, welcome you to my blog!

The good book says only God is good, so it seems to me somebody needs to step up.

I hope you enjoy reading this, the Jesse Journal, as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Please feel free to subscribe, write me an email, request that I write about any particular topic you may want my perspective on, send a prayer, click on the charity link, or donate money to my bicycle fund! Have fun!

Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 53) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

F.Y.I. There are about 2200 posts..

Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Thursday, September 30, 2021

Birds and Rocks and Trees and Things

Love Nature, Self, All

Ecology, the environment, nature, conservation

   ecologist, environmentalist, naturalist, conservationist

Acting green, recycling, eating vegetarian

Fauna, flora, camping, hiking, forests, the ocean

extinctions, concrete, cruelty, and global warming

Vanity vehicles, jet fuel, paved paradise, logging

Clear cutting, slash and burn, vs. sustainability

drought, fires, lawns vs. rock gardens, shower time

   Less flushing, arson, terrorism; apex predators

Vote green, green waste, gardening, clean energy

botany, zoology, naturalist, tree hugger, soil science

   agriculture/agronomy, (and agh/argh!)

astronomy, awe, respect, remoteness, alone maybe

humans are animals, part of the web, interdependent

Carnivores and predators, top dawgs, biggest and baddest

Eating vegan, healthy, clean, sans brutality, butchery

plant a tree, enjoy the crunch of gravel, grow fruits n vegetables

Worship nature, like a native american, a druid, or a pagan

Respect all living things, first do no harm, live simply

stewards of the earth, ecosystems, setting example

Great Out Doors, go outside dude, get off duff!!

refresh your spirit and soul and psyche

hunting, fishing, birdwatching, stargazing, trail riding

science, limnology, entomology, mycology, etc.  

wildlife, and taking a walk on the wild side

wilderness, and 2 wild and crazy guys!

  sand county almanac, by Aldo Leopold 

  the laws field guide to the Sierra Nevada, by John Muir Laws

Kent Bonar, Karen Wilson (limnologist), Erik Beever

One with Nature, om


(topic, by request :-)

Wednesday, September 29, 2021

Pep Talk to Myself

Heaven, Utopia;  HU, who


Love, true love, love-bliss

Love life, love every single day, be who you want to be, your best self


Love

Plus money, comfort, health, fulfillment

     meaning, service, making a difference, idealism, progress

And a context of wider social and political peace and economic prosperity

Heaven is in the stars, hoped for.  Utopia is on earth, lived

Only utopia is real (one of the heavens, in the heavens)

Joy, happiness, bliss, contentment, satisfaction, fulfillment, peace


Love is wanting others to be happy

Reduce suffering, increase joy

Equanimity, hardships like “water off a duck’s back” (teflon?)

Enlightenment, understanding, compassion, kindness, empathy

   Sympathetic pity and concern for sufferings and misfortunes of others

Contentment and physical, mental health/wellness

We are all in the same boat, everybody is dying

Spaceship earth, in an indifferent universe

Forgiveness, generosity, charity, goodness, service

A fresh start, a new day, beginning all over again, reborn

Forgiving yourself, unburdening yourself, born again and confession

Hope, motivated and dedicated, drive and ambition, meaning and purpose

Goals and Objectives, structure, purpose, visualization, achievement

Be all that you can be, wisdom, worth, will and grit, discipline, focus

Be and do better every single day, incremental improvement

Rewards, incentives, eat clean, get enough sleep, give life structure

Go to bed tired, wake up refreshed

Plan the day, review the day

Don’t worry, be happy

Stay positive, love life, give it your all

Starve your demons, feed your better angels

Make the world a better place, answer prayers

Make love, not war;  Be good, eschew evil

You only have one life to live; no regrets; die happy

Go slow

Monday, September 27, 2021

Yah! way

Picking up speed

 I have a lot of reading material in my room.   All of Pynchon.  Infinite Jest.  Books I’ve been given or picked up from Little Free Libraries, nearby.  A pile of masd (martial arts/self-defense) literature, that I’ve purchased (but hope to never -have to/ half two- use).  Trivia cards.   A book of 10,001 songs to listen to.   The songs I can listen to instantly with my Amazon Echo (smart speaker), of which I have the 3.99 monthly music subscription.  The trivia can prompt Wikipedia research.  I could just read Wikipedia, frankly.  That’s enough.  But I have daily NYT and weekly Economists, on my Kindle.  Ted talks.  The onion.  It’s like I’m a student, but in all the classes at once.  Maybe I should specialize.  My attention is dispersed between news, history, literature, music, and the philosophy and theology of my blog.  I want to read my dictionary.  And my atlas.  And my Guide to Essential Knowledge book.  I really should get started with speed reading and not oversleeping and applying discipline to my life, if I’m to have any hope of completion, or even feeling satisfied with a single day’s effort.   I need to feel hope, possibility, the joy of satisfied curiosity, intensity, and progress.  I am 50 years old.  I’m still just a student, like college, high school, or even childhood, which is the way I like it.  I am not motivated to make millions.  I like making spending money by exercise, and making dogs and their owners happy.   That is enough.  I have freedom, in my madness, to pursue sanity, and encyclopedic knowledge.   My blog is fun to write and read/review.   I like my own mind (usually).  I am less crazy, less bothered, and am happy about my current life, and hopeful for even better things in a future with a published book, maybe, or a supercharged life of research and speed-reading, absorbing all kinds of interesting facts, driven by curiosity and engagement with society through my blog.  I’ve bought some big shoes to fill.  The biggest, maybe.  I'm already at where I want to be.   Then again, I want to live up to my potential.  Maybe I should make a detailed list of books, songs, ted and YouTube videos, bucket list of activities, a realistic chronology of getting there, from here.  There will always be more.  I will never be finished.  I will die in a state of incompletion.  But I can set goals and objectives, fight battles in pursuit of the war’s victory, and be happy in just maintaining my current sense of meaningfulness, if not bliss, in the intensity of my daily life.  Just because I am content doesn’t mean I shouldn’t strive for more and better, no?  Or maybe I should just chill and relax, doing one thing at a time, and tell my to do list to take a hike, I’ll get there if and when I get there, and adhere to the Go Slow pleasure I took to heart back in Belize.  I don’t need a wife, kids, cars, a degree, fame, sex, a house, world travel, or even (you might think) a cult following for my blog.  All I need is health, delicious food, some daily exercise, and feeling good about myself, as I make progress (at whatever speed, glacial or zippy) toward finishing my reading.  Let’s say I live to 100.  That’s 50 years in front of me.  I could achieve almost anything, if I still believe what people said my potential was, when I was a boy.  Motivated discipline could yield serious results, with focus and tenacity.  Ideally, I want it all.  I want love, money, encyclopedic knowledge, health, sanity, leisure, bliss, and global progress, development, health and safety, peace, and joy/community.   At the moment, I feel like I should focus on all my data, and get serious about intensity of engagement and absorption.  That’s my payment!  The reward is becoming a better person, learning like I’ve always wanted, but never could.  I have freedom, free time, and a vast world, in my relatively tiny room.  Teaching is a way of learning, and I hope I can share, too.   When I’m purring at potential, I will feel content, I will be happy, and I can go from there.  Immersion, intensity, focus, discipline, engagement, and bliss.  I just finished reading a speed reading book.  Now I want to apply it to my piles of books, trivia cards, wikipedia, and music/video.   Yah!  Git r done!!   Need for speed.   No, not meth.  Like a test with a time limit, or racing to the hospital.   You march to the speed of your own drummer, as they say.   Haste or leisurely, unhurried, unrushed, deliberate.  Nimble, swift, furious, pell-mell.   Stay safe.

Friday, September 24, 2021

Random rhymes

from some happening rap, alexa tech

Members only, load explodes, affection erection protection,  illin’ killin’ villain, stage rage, warm storm, path of wrath, worm sperm, girl’s world, real McCoy boy, understand jam, home alone, absurd words, super soup, bloodbath aftermath, down with the clown, technician magician, vacation sensation, get down with the surround sound, peach speech, body party, in the back of the cadillac, simple people, sweet beat, get you out of your seat, roots in suits, Anne’s man, kind mind, nuts about butts, nutter butter, nookie cookie, dinner beginner, know toe? (theory of everything), junk in the trunk, wide ride, alright night, space is the place, around town, impress express, nation education demonstration, mystery security, scare bear, ITH in the house, feel the steel, one gun hon.


DUKE

a doberman named duke with a deep, dark growl

   (sweet though.   and placid as a cow!)

(other) Dukes:

John Wayne, Duke University, Duke Nukem, dukes of Hazzard, duke of Earle, Dookie (Green Day), and Uncle Duke (Doonesbury), hereditary title (e.g. of Cambridge, Wellington, Windsor)


some threesomes, triumvirates, trinities! :

   a. dark, mean, angry

   b. shower clean: ass, armpits, crotch

   c. father, son, holy spirit

   d. Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

   e. brahma, siva, vishnu

   f. me, myself, and I

   g. healthy, wealthy, and wise

   h. peace, love, and understanding

   i. sex, drugs, and rock n roll

   j.  here, there, and everywhere

   k. love, hate, and everything in between

          heaven, hell, purgatory

   l.  family, community, global citizen (peace, unity, brotherhood of man)


france ants, Sardinian sardines, a Chinese chin, indonesian knees, the door to Ecuador, living in Bolivia, Brazilian bras, chilly in Chile, Olivia from Bolivia, Tina from Argentina, Susan's suzerainty, polio fields, slow Slovakians; peas, p's, and appeasement...  Shane in pain in Spain, poor gal from Portugal, a beer in Iberia, crying christ keeps weeping, whoa - woe, sad Sid, happy pappy, calm mom, sinister sister, other mother, another brother, mister sister, twisted sister, histories mysteries, the taller rail-Rhodes scholar pays top dollar, to study his buddies, and learn to earn, money for honies, and cash for hash, and bank, for hanky panky with lanky skanks.   employment enjoyment, not irked by work.  alligator, lurking in murk, hiding inside.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

GSIS

Geezus, Gypsy, and Jesse

Hey Zeus (yo, bro)

  G’s us (whaddup, G) - my 3 sons

  Jumpin’ Geezus on a pogo stick! -dead milkmen

  Good gawd! -james brown

Adam, Odom, Edam, and a dam

Build a dam, give a damn, and play the dom

   Don’t be dim, vote Dem

   Them (dem) dumb dames, deemed doom

A pretty penny, a shiny dime, for a chrome dome

The hair transplant doc boldly billed me for being bald


GSIS

Global system of integrated studies

Graduate school of international studies

Global state of information security

Grad school of information sciences

grey systems and intelligence services

SIS: secret intelligence service

   b. exclamation, for disappointment, disgust, contempt


Jesse, gypsy, jeez, just jess, justice, jazz, jizz, joss, juice

Juicy Jesse, JC, Josie, jazzy J-Z, geezy

Jew z (asleep in Israel), choosy

Jassy (german name)

J es he?


Hey, little sister, shotgun 

Words with ‘SIS’ in them:

Cis-gender

Psis, posterior superior iliac spine, (part of human hip bone)

    Gnosis, hypnosis, noesis, oasis, fantasist, osmosis, synthesis, dialysis, synostosis, census, analysis, crisis, basis, sistroid, racist, isis, emphasis, cyst, narcissist, subsist, lordosis, genesis, assistant, transistor, solipsist, diagnosis, consistory, catachresis, siscowet

Etc. 


Death and depth

6 feet under, like insects, underfoot

meth, breath, seth, and opeth

Deadheads and red meds

Drunk as a skunk

G-D, Jesus getting drunk, a drunk monk

Drunken monkey, what the hunk thunk

    jessamine, gethsemane


Jesse, the essence of J

jess-c (jizz, ejaculate, semen, splooge, cum)

jazz, jaws, jezebel, juzz - make your own meaning :-)

a cane, an umbrella

all words beginning with J

a perfect 10

JC, see SJ, sees J

jess' mess

8, jessant (issuing forth, as a. blade of grass),

   jessamine (jasmine), jesserant (splint armor), jesuit

jess (falconry strap), tie you down, ingest

jess t, you jest

infinite jest, DFW

chest, chess, chris cross, christ

less stress from jess

'Jess': hypocorism for Jesse, Jessica

god's gift, the whole office of the eucharist

     god makes forget

Jesse tree, JT

pi, Justin Timberlake, John travolta, James Taylor

  JT the bigga figga

  JT Snow

Joe Lynn Turner

   jail time, jolt, jilted


narcissism, solipsism, vanity all is vanity, neo, the one

rabbit hole, into the depths of self

"it's all your fault", all you ever knew

theandric, communion, unio mystica, all one, amen, am 1


music references: juicy j, jay-z, jc, josie and the pussycats, joe lynn turner, JT bigga figga, Justin Timberlake, John Travolta, James Taylor, jeezy, billy idol, gypsy kings, Grateful Dead, opeth, jazz, James brown, dead milkmen, my 3 sons, nelson riddle, enya, chris cross

Friday, September 17, 2021

Mortality Reality

 Fading Food

Worm food.  impermanent worms.  Today's predator is tomorrow's prey.  mortal sport.  evanescent edibles.  temporary tempura.  thyme time.   ower hour.    temporary scary.   going through anicca panic.  the presumption of consumption.  eaten meat.   transitory carnivore.   fleeting meat.  raiding the fridge - fading.   transitory cans.   brief beef.   short shortbread.  passing bass.  ephemeral emeril.  evanescent essence.  momentary dairy.  cursory nursing.  fugacious delicious.   botanical anicca.   flowers flow.   transient pansies.  mortal, chortling at the idea of a portal.   all things pass.   life will chew you up and spit you out.   pass through the ass.   a thought at mass, what a blast.   impermanent sermon.  life is incredible (and edible).  You're a snack - ack!  back in black, hard tack.   Meal, the deal, feel like an eel, before you keel (over).   Sushi, who's she?  A wish for fish, for food, dude.  male kale.  female ale.  a tall drink of water, a thirst for the worst.  chow now.  Vader, later. mortal torte.  hurting dessert.  limited pims.   Dead bread.   Bite me.  My name is Chuy.   Pronounced chewy.  Ooey gooey was a bear.  The butcher needs sutures.   The cannibal, an animal named Anne (I'm a fan).  Vampires suck, and fans blow.  Tesh flesh!? Ho! Whoa.  Eat me.  Take a bite out of crime.  Swallow a fellow.  Chew on Chuy.  Digest Jess T (jest?).  Anne Rice and anicca.   ick.  uh.   Food?  bag it, maggot.   Eat her, Peter.  Temporary hemp.

bite, chew, swallow, digest, shit.   She-it.   A Catholic mystery.  eucharist, chu a wrist?  christ, ew

happy halloween! randy for Candy.  sweetie, honey, sugar, flavor of the week,  eat them up yum, devil devours, consumed - your doom.  Wasted, for a taste.  Ciao, chow.

On the other hand, entertaining the possibility of heaven (immortal bliss):  live forever, forever young:  The Dreamworld!  (I think the dreamworld is the only afterlife we can hope to enter). So, perhaps consciousness persists, although fades and forgotten?  Religion makes beliefs "really real".   The Other Side:  live, awake/dreamtime.   dreaming of being a butterfly/the butterfly dreaming of being a man!  Life is but a dream (b.a.d?) (the dreamworld's dreamtime!).   The "dark side" of the earth.  (Jedi night and Pink Lloyd).  Dimensions, or the matrix, or other worlds (in space, like Avatar).   The Kingdom.  (Jesus as "hard to kill").  Virtual particles, popping in and out of existence.   Mind, code, dream, consciousness, holographic universe...  In that sleep of death, what dreams may come -Shakespeare.   Out of my depth.  Honda, deep (en espanol).  6 feet under.   intimations of immortality.  - Wordsworth... are there dinosaurs in heaven? do swatted flies have souls, too? ha

Food (contraction of fool's god)

Death, Oblivion, Nullibiety, End times/end of time/time's up

All s/he wrote, Fin, the End, Omega

Tuesday, September 14, 2021

sex cult

 Sex

The old in and out

Up and down, and round and round

Top and bottom, penetrator and penetratee

Male and female, if you like

Pump pump, squirt squirt, ooh ahh

Come together, right now, over me

And under me, if you change perspective

The earth is a ball, and you’ve got balls

Cum, splooj, jazz, ejaculate, semen

In a hole, the hole-y trinity, mouth, ass, pussy

All over the map, all over the world, in every orifice

All over?  All under?  Dominance and submission

Oriface, sacrifice, chalice, phallus

Death and the little death, le petit mort

sex, sucks, sax, six, socks (sex with socks sucks)

666, xxx, fox, oh oh oh! 69, 3sums, and orgy/orgasm/org

sakes, seeks/sikhs, wanda sikes/psyches, soaks, souks

That’s all she wrote, that’s what she said

The end, fin (fish flesh) (pussy pussy) 

Cats and roosters, birds and bees, doggy-style

Beast with 2 backs, do the humpty hump


Pink panther, one-eyed trouser snake

Dennis Rodman, the worm

A firm worm, and Microsoft, peacock

cock, caulk, pushy poissy, twat wattage

walking the talk, awkward, electric boogaloo

Auk word, bird is the word, larry bird/piggy peggy

Bird and bride, sex and tex-mex hex

Heck’s hex, hell’s bells

heaven’s 7-11 /leavenworth/ devan

learning the ins and outs of things

jess-c goes splat


coitus, copulation, congress

couple consummating

si, si, si (sin, iniquity) (sexual intercourse) (st Ignatius)

sex and fornication, suck and fuck

making love, bumping uglies

mating and consummating, the lust list, last but not least

issues with issue, blood of christ (be lewd)

  immaculate conception, cleanliness next to godliness

water, wine, blood, cum, spilled seed

Jesus getting drunk (G-D), the way/truth/life

wages of sin is death, jizz in little death

be lewd of Christine, issues of playboy/penthouse

messy Jesse, cleansed/pure/washed in the blood of Jesus

Jesus juice and the body of christ on the barbecue 

pink drink, purple drank, whatever Pink is drinking

thirst for blood, bloodthirsty, thirst for vengeance 

is mine, says the lord.   is mind: pray and prey

spiritual warfare, prayer warriors, culture war

7 up, my cock, 47 - 3632, 2-5, Jesus Christ, 

     come in the name of the lord, BE good

justice, vengeance, dish served cold, cold-hearted

victorious victim, vanquished vampire (beef v. demon/monde)

come again?  cum again, re-erection / resurrection

given up, checkmate, behold I am coming quickly

general idea: conception, what a concept

making love, making babies, making a mess

god the father, creator, love

bread and bred (and red) : pregnant (size of an ant!)


communion and cum union, unio mystica

in the unity of the Holy Spirit


Papal people use PayPal 

reading the popol vuh under the pipal tree

the pope's peepers, papal pupils, and the Holy See 

vision quest, seers, and morpheus, the god of dreams

pope's poop goes down the pipes

diligent pupils study pupal larvae

intimations of entomology, insects in sects 

in sex, out sex, inne sex

reading tomes before entombed

goofy sufis and whirling dervishes

rumi as your roommate

Gus and Horatio, cunnilingus and fellatio

aphrodisia, pareunia, venery, amphierotism, copula

Monday, September 13, 2021

Wizdumb

 Wisdom

W double you

Woman (white? woman)

Is dumb

Wizard is dumb

Wise is dumb

Sid (vicious), om

Meditate on aggression, hostility, anger, violence

Remain peaceful, unperturbed, tranquil, calm, equanimous

   You suck!  David is a dick.  

Harassment and Her ass, meant

ha! Are ass, mint

You’re sick, you suck, you’re a perv, and vampire

Fucking demon: hating self, all, life, everybody, soul, mind, name...

Go to hell

Die

Wishing sanity, peace, comfort, bliss, happiness, for all

That’s my final answer

Thursday, September 9, 2021

Hello, Hell

 Wutsup ketchup

Yo, yoyo

Hi, Heidi

Hello, Lothar

Greetings, eatings

Hola, cola

Ciao, chow

Good morning, porn

Good evening, Bing

Good afternoon, after watching Dune


orgasm org

sex with satan, loving lucifer, fisting mephistopheles

devilish delight, boinking beelzebub, antichrist fantasy

in bed with a deadhead, who ate the red med 

coitus with criminals, dinner with sinners

fun with nuns, pleasure without measure

matin' satan, demon semen, stimulating hymns

vexed about sex, yummy cum, a deluge of splooj

sex with ex, dating kate, and orgasm spasm

just say know, knowing biblically, hi heaven


speak greek, geek

Rouen in ruins

pussy from Poissy

somebody tell Britney that Brittany isn't in Britain

don't spit, despite spite

pp, pure psychopath from the peloponnese peninsula

I love the Louvre, but hate Haiti; 

    I like lichens, but loathe clothes

rude buddha, and the quite polite white knight

delicious torte and delict/tort


Eff yu, yiu phuc ng bass turd

Dye, yew skum 

Lern 2 sp L, dik phayce

Gough suk anne eg

Rawt inne hel schitt hed


Things to do

Read, watch, listen

Write, talk, create, cook

Eat/drink, exercise, sleep

work, play, train

Meditate, nap, do nothing, vegetate

Piss, shit, shower, shave, brush, floss, rinse

ask questions, study, learn, research

Surf internet, surf ocean, catch a wave

People watch, watch tv, go to movies, youtube

Go to church, go shopping, go to hell

go fly a kite, go climb a rock

walk a dog, wok a hog


Namibian, the name be Ian

What more in the name of love?

Blessed is he who comes in the name of the lord

Now you do what they told ya. Killing in the name of…

Good gawd! In the name of all that is holy!

What’s in a name?

What’s in ‘Nam? 

Namaste


Who are you? Who who, who who

I’m an owl?

I’m a bird?

I’m a predator?

Hoo r u?

Russian and Ru (ruthenium) and RU486

What a hoot


Infinite carnivore (8 ate)

Eat, tea, ate

tae (language), aet (assistant english teacher)

eta (estimated time of arrival)

Ate and eight are homonyms

   125 sums to 8!

   59782 sums to 4

Homo words- homeowner, ho moaner

   Sapien, sexual

   homograph, homophone

   Whore modus operandi


Nein! Nine (ninevah? Jeannine)

Nigh (the end is), nye (the science guy),

neye (river in germany), nai (sodium iodide)

nie (polish underground)


hm

him, hymn (ham, hem, hom, hum)

his/her majesty

humility, meekness

holy mass

Hail Mary, holy Mary

have mercy, hope/mercy

holy man, heavenly mother

Henry miller, harley motorcycle

things that make you go hm

hug me!  history's mysteries


OOTI

only one true infinity

hoodie and the blowfish


my (self-assigned) daily reading homework: HORNET

history, onion, reference, news, email, trivia!

busy, busy (Theron, as well)


epic epoch, the aclu at ucla, Orkin (or kin!!)

on good terms with the terminator

FD, friend of the devil

   FOB with FOD (fresh off the boat with-)

   flirt with Death (sometimes fuct!)

Melania, give Don a kiss (but only if he reads the economist)

Serbia and Montenegro, in a binding resolution

government overturned by a chicken coup (lol)

momento mori, and Mamoru Mohri

it's a weird world, with weird words, ergo ergonomics

let's go to Lascaux!

Moose-dog (Moses mountain, musa dagh)

    mount horeb, mount sinai, mount ararat

a petulant pet petrel

they mauled Mahler

mergers and acquisitions, murders and executions

murder incorporated dealing with the corpse of a corporal

information about inflammation

taconite, and taco night

meadow and pillow, meds/pills - ow

right and left field, stage right and left, and inner/outer mongolia

murals, Muriel's wedding, Murano, and Muret

Sinbad gave a good show in Allahabad

watch The Good Place and go to the Badlands (SD)


Given Up (4) :

  1. surrender

  2. erection

  3. nailed (up) on the cross

  4. ascended into heaven (beam me up, scotty)

4u:  you, y'all, universe, smile


imax buybacks, and throwbacks/go-backs

Norm put the dead in deadpan

river winds, wind blows, vacuuming sucks

female judges, the fair sex

males, malevolent malefactors

acumen, ack! you men

woman, likes her human with cumin

men, mental, mendacious, menace

pathetic and phenomenal, pathet lao and phnom penh

lord of flies, father of lies

ducal dookie

give a shit, take a dump (what!?)

we're number 1! (lol)

basket bawl, basket brawl

selling corn on the corner

devoted voters

transit, trans it

foreign, for in

coffee, coffer, coffin, cough, kaffa

connection, shin to neck!

Hailie Selassie, highly Lassie (collie)

surfing smurf serfs

a pair of paragraphs for a paramour

werd pley

fair pharisees

JC, Jesse, Holy See, SI (St. Ignatius), c - computer

   bright, light-hearted, enlightened, visionary

ever-last, the constant stream of death and dying

intercession and the interring session

forever and ever (without 4!)

christ, chris, christine, christo, and cry 

cry iced, and chris' chin

inch by inch, at Inchon

muliebral or andric and viraginous?

int'l:  international intellectual

no mess (and no santorum), in the immaculate conception

stupid cupid, foolish ghouls, and dunce cunce

have you seen the epic epicene scene?

ptsd in stp (Sao Tome and Principe)

Saddam and Camorra

vampires will count on you, if you let them

(Tobitha) Toby or not-Toby, that is the question

original sin/ inherent vice / calvinist "total depravity"

Huguenots do not hug you?

Bart says keep your pumps off the bumps

please follow erections

I and I (united/divided)

freedom for freaks!

freak out, and out queers

I believe bees leave

you can't handle the cross Ruth!

sextinguisher 

bondage, tie up loose ends

the GRU crew grew cruel

3 bees give me the heebie jeebies

peach your children well

pallet (jack), (soft) palates, and pal - its

on the prowl for a gal pal

the dalit cast his ballot for the zealot

movie, and moving ecstasy

spider spied her;  fly, you effing lie

a big bag of bugs, by golly

don't listen to Liszt

turn off that Tina Turner!

Freud is a fraud

can you believe it? that fakir fuck says that Fokker is a fake

licentious Licinius

it's all Foucalt's fault!

Shannon shot by a cannon at Shenandoah valley

Chickamauga, a boom chika boom, a boom chika roka...

the bloodthirsty vampire Drake drank the drunk dry

repulsed by a re-pulse

juice for jess, a boring beer for the bear

wayne whining about the wine

a cold cola with coleslaw

a plea to say please, beverage rage, a soda episode

Teutonics, will have 2 tonics

at last! an Atlas!  salta?  might as well jump

be careful who you say "meet me at the butcher's" to

meeting meat at the meat market

Joan Lunden undone in London

fish in Finland, fin/all over, finally

fff, 666, flesh for fantasy

nasty ass fag hags hungry for the hung

lose your mind, find your voice, found a movement

lost in space, hearts of space, found sound

trick or treat for tots (and your sweetheart)

andes candies and sweet-meats

reasons for reeses-pieces and riesens

awkward talk of chocolate, confection infection

Cookie Monster and the candy man

sugar and Suge Knight and cavities, tooth dk

war for wealth and riches

money for the honey

foundation of a lost nation

police dog found a shin

skull-atons and jump-olines

awful, full of awe, and offal

I adore Mordor, the word murder, mr./dr. Redrum

herds of absurd nerds, and kurds getting omens from birds

Mr. J.L. Shackleton, free to freeze Friedrich from Frisia 

Death, The Devil, Father Time (sin o noms?)

you be trippin', have a nice trip, see you next fall

culture shock, electrocution, hair, shock troops, skinheads

moderna and social distancing, and modern social dance

lucubrate with Luke, study with studs

dancing, dan sings; sir dan, the dancer; dance, dan and ants

coffee grounds for divorce, sentiment and sediment

a horse's hay day, stunning and startling, reverence and respect

vp, veep, vice presidential, vision and persistence

Russia hour, jewels for Jules

foresight of Forsythe

Lares and penates, Larry's and Peggy's

helmet dome, do me Helmut

a ponzi scheme for pansies

god, a group of dancers

medicine, a med is sin

hl, heavenly love, holy land, hannibal lecter

Brian Laundrie, brainwashed

hostility and hospitality

a deep dive into diverse and disparate data

discussion and discovery, a divine diversion, on the docket

madly, music and dance, basket ballet, baal lay

logistics is choreography, god's dance, dancing wu li masters 

4D: devil, demons, darklings, and david

  in despair, because of depravity, death, and destruction

     death, disease, decay, and darkness

god and dog, doom and mood, married and buried, adieu dew

Harry, Larry, Barry, Gary, Jerry, Terry, and Mary

   Kerry, Perry, dairy, merry, very scary fairy, wary 

Ares, libraries, and militaries

chess, you left me, last knight

Otzi (ice man), Potsie (happy days), and the nazis

diabolical diablerie

The fuchsia, the prude, and the Maureens

I said bike rack, not buy crack

filly from Philly, bulky and balky


cheat sheet, zoot suit, brain drain, fag hag, holy moly, tex mex, fat cat, honey bunny, mike's bikes, cookbook, firewire, dream team, box of rocks, cock block, care bear, white flight, cool pool, hot spot, flex your pecs, ass gas, drug thugs, go with the flow, fun run, suck and fuck, legal eagle, fight or flight, kill bill, slick rick, messy jesse, rude dude, stupid cupid, dog blog, bird is the word, bird turd, shit fit, walk the talk, think pink, dumb bum, boy toy, loony tunes, honky-tonk, sand man, third world, funky monkey, near beer, god bod, thick as a brick, bright lights, fright night, cash stash, cruel gruel, witty and pretty, bad mad sad glad, had a rad dad, hell's bells, back in black, quasi-Ozzy, by hook or by crook, lez prez, queer cheer, happy pappy, a tad sad, thirst for the worst, need for speed, church merch, quiet riot, rock around the clock, blue shoe, vampire campfire, dick pic, bauhaus, itty bitty, large and in charge, rhyme time, pooper scooper, dust buster, hacky sack, flojo, picnic, evel knievel, ain't a saint, history's mysteries, snack attack, dip a chip, name of the game, fleet street, lean and mean, struggle with muggles, nook book, rock'em sock'em, protect your neck, the haitian sensation, the thunder from down under, the master of disaster, the man with a plan, bigwig, in hot water, flower power, reeses pieces, andes candies, sweetmeats, bedtime med, deadheads, wavy gravy, chugalug, rain in spain falls mainly on the plain, insane in the membrane, loco in a chokehold, crazy daisy, mad vlad, nuts about butts, barmy in the army, psychotic erotic, rape tape, chick flick, imminent eminent evidence from providence, forensic men sick, tense pence, primetime, ugly mug, insidious hideous, wicked and sick, gotten rotten, hatin' satan, despising spies, true blue, false assaults, subliminal criminal, cavity depravity, better red than dead, the bee's knees, cheese and see's, freedom and edam, lewd food, the trouble with tribbles, dig dug, gorgeous george, plump as a dumpling, flash crash, sherry's berries, have fun in the sun, stay cool at the pool, latest and greatest, juicy lucy, tighty whities, bee gees, squeegee, mimi, fiji, london, hong kong, downtown, crank yankers, roots and shoots, savings on cravings...   

   

AAA, not ZZ (alive, awake, aware) (zero, zombie)

a flood of blood

'nam dynamics

live saliva, dedicated to the dead

freedom, odom, edam, saddam, sodom

an analyst with an anelace, and a list

sig sauer and mig fighter jet, both big

eek-onomy and wreck-onomics

I figger the vigorous bigger n-  will snigger

ficus religiosa, and papal maple, fig tree vig-tory

kitsch and kitchen, ichor and icarus (unrelated)

aches and pains, trials and tribulations, hardships and softships

portly and plump, with adiposity and steatopygy

pussle-gutted, gorbellied, pyknic, and porcine

Mitch and Tawney, Michiko Kakutani

tryna find my fine china

McD and ming dynasty china

ala is a wing, allah's angels have right and left ala's

    like the whitehouse, or twix, or starboard and port

anoetic lachrymosity (lamentation?)

god, on the governor's desk! dog is my copilot

   dyslexics of the world, untie! ogd, original gangsta dude

guy'd guide, gal'd golden gelding, good god

Jesus and God, Jesse and Godot

fisherman, attending fish school, fisher of men? fishy

sacred ground? isn't all of it?

the altered boy, Lucifer, carried the crucifer

vw - violent women

ladies from Hades

Mel from hell, loose Lucy 

a low level devil named Neville

awful mephistopheles gave me scrofula

satan kept me waitin'

perfect surf

a lovely government

a wonderful blunder

a genius scene, yes?

best in the west

hordes of lords