Explaining Miracles

5 of them

1. Corporate Christianity

the eucharist: we are one body

beginning with Jesus, who had twelve selves, lol

multiple personality disorder!!

2. Jews as "god's people"

Prophetic and Soothsaying DIVINE MAGIC TRICK

from being able to see into the future, (spectacular oracular)

that is, knowing (ahead of time) when the sea would part/close

and coordinating/synchronizing the escape of "His" people!

3. Walking on Water (wow)

This, I believe, was VIRTUAL

that is, in a (shared) dream.  

Morpheus is the god of dreams..

Mind control.  With God, all things are possible.

4. Virgin Mary

There's sleepwalking, and even "sleep sex"

If both partners were asleep (!!), Abra cadabra!

Pretty unlikely, but you never know

5.  Faith can move mountains

It's called earthquakes, you goofball.

If you're on the same frequency, maybe -

jumping around can cause an earthquake...

well, anyway,

Today is the Super Bowl.

Go Niners!!

God may not care, but I do.

I grew up in SF (but I've never been to an nfl game)

Goal Of Defeating (the Chiefs)

fun fact: there's a Kansas City in both Missouri and Kansas

Onward, to Victory!  Forty Niners, baby!
My mom used to say, "good skill" (instead of good luck).

kind of a story, here:
bought her butter and batter.   fed ex.
(master) baiter.  biter.   beat her.   boater.   boot 'er.
bitter or better? ha.

dumb, dim, and damned
we're all going to hell, you're not alone
    (defined as the place of the dead)
NOT going to hell IS going to heaven :-)
   (which is also universally true)

'comedian' is: demon cia
and
'laughter' is ugh later (the best medicine)
    among other things

malady melody, cancer canción, cancer dancer
hells bells, snails nails, Jesus in the god pod, lol