but this is great bait (if you wish for fish)
toffee with your coffee
morning fornication, cum on your thumb
move to Montana and listen to santana
rock around the clock
it is illegal for a seagull to mate with an eagle
beastiality is a reality
feast on beast, said the deceased priest
the regal beagle bit the mean queen but kissed the king's ring
you look foxy in boxers
stick your cock in a sock, people will gawk
walk around the block and talk to Spock
breakfast can wreck your wrist if you're a cereal-killer
chew on Lou, quite right to bite the white knight who fights spite
eat meat, nibble on tribbles, chow on cow, pig out on pork
chomp on the pompous, vicious but delicious, damn the lamb
munch on a bunch of finches for lunch
this dinner for sinners is a winner
tasty waste, bitter litter, chewy and gooey
crunch and munch, invite for a bite
put food on the table, if you're able
candy is dandy, eat Pete, murder burger, Pat the patty
consume a womb, Hannibal the cannibal, rude food
ingest your guest, the best, at your behest
wine on the Rhine sure would be fine
a meal with miel
sex and candy, erection and confection
single? go mingle (or eat pringles)
kill bill, womb to tomb, vroom doom, purge the urge
splurge on a dirge, a musician decision
pay for a lay, bucks for sex, the kneel deal
dumb to cum if it hurts when you spurt, orgasm spasm
Beth and Seth cause death
Ed, Zed, Jed, Ted, and Ned are all dead
can you handle a candle? can dull, but still be exciting lighting
wed on a wednesday. wait, when?
two tacos on Tuesday
Monday is a fun day, Friday my day
Thursday is her day, Mabel in sable on fur day
watch a fable on cable
music: Mick plays a lick; can't lose if you play the blues
Rick is into chicks with dicks
obsess less about Jess
I confess western zest
cash from a stash of hash, quite a splash, what a bash
a crash between a pedestrian and Austrian equestrian
lashes and gashes, treated by MASH
moaning on the phone, eating tex mex alone
the n- pulled the trigger, go figger
money moves, a chess mess
use a Bic to light your death stick, and the wick
look in the nook for books about crooks
history's mysteries, true crime time
measles disease, protection against infection
Nick gets his kicks with hispanics
cheese and see's candies is a feasible meal
knowledge in college, university diversity, fools in school
learning to earn, burning with yearning
writing is exciting
hit that clit, spit on it
kite flight at quite a height
you need your knees
Debbie's debris
Obama in pijamas
a scout-o-rama in alabama
light the beacon on weekends
Saturday my affect is flatter
Sunday is just one day
watch the creature-feature
rump pumper, a dumb bum, humping the dumper
playing trivia with Olivia can give ya oblivion
what if a T rex ate Chex?
I feel zeal about oatmeal
I wrote a quote
the evil weevil ate the rotten cotton
a grave slave, slay V (vampire, victim, Vicki, victory)
a cruel fool
thought-bot, ideas for Ikea
I'm a word nerd, wisely use Y's
I heard a blood-curdling scream when the bird turd landed in the cream
the magician is a mage who earns his wage from imagination
the nation provides rations
cash in on fashion
how many quid for a squid?
the rouble is in trouble
pest infestation
princess incest
take a chill pill
Get a mil in your wallet for filling bill with bullets
genius? mean, yes. scene chess. the 'zine press.
goin fishin' with an optician, saw a darling starling
monstrous remonstrance for pernicious surreptitiousness
pollywogs, hogs, and dogs, on my blog
go jog in the fog
bored and boring, the lord and Goerring
the reich will spike Michael
I've had my fill of dill pickles
a dozen cousins, fuzzy logic
buryin' the vegetarian, beneath mounds of ground
beef, ashes in the ocean, particles in motion
devotion to the notion of scattered matter
an unimportant portent, it doesn't matter, former or latter
on land or at sea, what'll it be, forever dead, not sleeping in bed
no dreams of memes, no waking with bedhead, nothing said or read
no meds, no inbred women to wed, no water or bread.
assholes are a mass goal
artfully farting, passing nasty ass gas, silent Soylent
grecian secretions
cistercian insertion
lotions and potions
the motion of the ocean
tweeting about twits with twats
tits, tights, and tats
poop chute goes toot
looters at hooters
milk jugs, mp -mammalian protuberances
and their ilk, and the like.
wussy pussies
bubble babble
gab and blab about boobs, alien mammalians
waking and walking, wussup pup!
ants in a trance that dance in france
beetles and beagles
space is the place
spank Hank, Hank spanked the lanky yankee
wink and blink
pink ink, have a drink and think
summer bummer, and something dumber:
a plumber stuck his thumb up the bum's bum
ba rump a bum bum
good luck getting a suck and fuck for a buck, chuck
insane in the membrane, insane in the brain
sugary booger, sweet snot, sweet spot
tasty pastries
fuck you, and chuck too
smells like hell, stinks like skunk, the bank stank
the owl (not fowl) has night sight
drawing a poodle doodle
white fight, bite right, who's bruised?
beat up from meetup, meet and greet
black and blue, U2? bb king.
craving wavy gravy
stupid cupid, crappy rap
sick chick sings the wrong song
adele unwell, for a spell
host with the most, fancy pants, drug thugs
spit some witty shit
a ripping rhyme about slippery slime
the price you pay for the ooze you choose
candles and love handles
do you carry an incense license? is that fart or foot?
I'm in the mood for food
hungry in Hungary
hungry and angry, a diet riot, chow now!
famine stamina, amen
well well, portable potable water
kookie cookie cook, shook
the juice is loose, chugging bug juice
liminal between straight and criminal
Lucifer cypher
particle physics tickle party, with fizzy drinks, I think
lute and flute playaz
shoot the shit, losing a floozie
cruel tool
rage in a cage, the ragin' cajun, with a 12 gauge
sage on the stage, earning the mage wage
chew on blueberries, with Harry and Larry
liquid iniquity
an order to endure the ordure to the end
good-uh, food-uh, budding Buddha!
buddhist boo and hiss
shit show, v vs. versus, collaboration and cooperation
London undone, like Russia and Prussia
jocks in frocks
deep sleep, sleep sheep, leap in sleep
creepy peeps make people weep
a mushroom rush
the surgeon made a decision to make a precision incision
undulations of adulation
theodor's two-door Tudor
Damon's demon
Shlomo's a homo
homo homies
homo on the range
cocks in a box
homo-ner (homeowner)
I smell the scent o' bento box
Dukakis plays moroccan maracas
karate with Michael Crotty
kind kin in shenzen
a silent toilet, with a hushed flush
ping pong with King Kong
a ding dong sing song
the band broke up, and when I woke up, I had a coke cup
lasses in glasses shake their asses, at the pubs/clubs
calling all haulers, alcohol in the hall or alcove
the drunk skunk sprayed the spunky punk
who woulda thunk?
Godzilla watched the thrilla in Manila
Han Solo (depressed Chinese), so low, in Yolo county
reeling from feelings
banish the spanish - vanished!
fine dining on caviar before watching avatar
rum is dumb, beer is queer, tequila - I feel ya
vodka is odd, huh? wine is fine
savior in a cave
e letters: bcdegptvz (9e's)
driggity dragon
Frank Zappa was phi beta kappa
I'll slap ya if you take a nap-uh
bash n smash, hurt in the dirt, a bunch o punches
kicks and blows, a bloody nose
a bullfight, a cattle-battle
really real, really unreal
wealthy and healthy
the comet made me vomit
the rich bitch made a bait and switch
the hitch-hiker is in the ditch; wait, which?
cloying and annoying
flavr savr tomatoes
French fried potatoes in a winnebago
a nude noodle is some lewd and rude food
I finished the Guinness
the force is a farce
the rookie eats cookies with wookies
this nurse is worse than a hearse
Persian immersion
go see the purse person, or the parson
arson and larceny
dude's in a mood, for a rapper-zapper
diplomat's diploma, Ramon's roman aroma, Comanche in a coma
the soma moma
the momma llama
a cowrie dowry
when the sun is done, we'll have some fun
"Snapple fact: in only 7.6 billion years, the sun will reach its maximum size and will shine 3,000 times brighter." (have fun in the sun, son)
another one (Snapple fact): "over one million earths would fit inside the sun"
Al Gore is for war
insane pain, raining brains
smack the black
a slap flap
get your kicks on route 66
get your fix of pics of chicks with dicks
gr, guns and roses
punch and Judy, ponch and John (chips), pinch the pooch
Stephan Curry eating curry and currying favor
absurd turd, retarded lard-ass
important portent
helpful handful of kelp
a jerk at work
rituals of the rich
sex in texas
butt smut, pretty kitty, nasty pederasty, kinky wrinkly
students and pupils ought to be taught to think thoughts
beasty boys and botany bots, zoology psychology
tick talk, serving time for being a pick pocket
the attorney turned his knee, earned a couple g's
the parrot eats carrots
there's a pigeon in the fridge
the chorus in the forest is for us
dynamite! outta sight! (there's a few in view) (some thick sticks)
deadhead on meds
snail mail, slug slime
ugly bug on the rug
hug a thug
coach squashed the roach
bantu banter
interred in the winter, winter splinters
triumphant elephant
old ladies in Hades
a hung-up pin-up
privacy and viruses and piracy
suck cock and fuck and lick dick (ck)
neck and back and prick
dan's the man, in his tan van, with Stan and Anne
ana in nirvana, you wanna?
cocaine and romaine and rogaine
insane in the slow lane
bluish and jewish; who's blue? you? I got the flu
abs and crabs, studied in labs
exploratory in a laboratory
make some noise, goys! noiz
jews make the news, zion
incense prevents events
a list of the pissed, in the bile file
my purse burst! it exploded because I'm loaded
a shadowy meadow
jog the dog, a walk on the clock
adjutant irritants
cover your ugly mug
shoes are for losers
nice legs, peg
nice jugs, doug
none of the nuns are one
sex with a miner
the consumer likes bloomers
hell? well, there's ire in the fire, dire
the church has a higher spire
love, like a dove, hovering above
lazy and crazy, sleepy and creepy
mothers, brothers, and others
heather is into leather and feathers
faith in a ring wraith
in the nut hut
strum and hum, a sound mind, finely ground
lose the gut and the butt
don't cut the mutt
the poodle poo'd in the pool
walking Rover is over, in Dover
path (Patrick H) hath wrath
chill, children
adults are dull dolts
denominate, donate, nominate, dominate
feminine eminem
dim men in denim
Latest and greatest hate test
Is Jess T jesting?
God, or just a godly body?
Bored with the lord
Love the government Bernie opponent
Jesus is just a rhesus. monkey (but funky)
Animals are animated cannibals
The Beast is the least
The host is the most
Eucharist for gooks, a slap on the wrist
Vietnam? Be it, mom. See it get bombed.
Countries have pantries; American pemmican
Aunty’s panties, Andy’s candies, Uncle’s funky carbuncle
Sellin’ to felons, incarcerated parser of language, jailed and nailed
The modern God, Todd, in his pod
The god of cod. The ant i christ. The lord of the gored.
Born with horns, in the form of Norm the warm
Rod is the god of the sod, he knows what the earth is worth
The college professor lawed on the quad with just a nod
Give me a dime, I’ll give you a rhyme
Cents for Pence, quarters for orders, dimes for crime, nickels for the fickle
Pennies for Henny, yakkin’ about cognac, a line for wine
The devil wants to level the city into pretty fields of high-yield crops for cops
The real deal is I feel like Neil
religion is for pigeons
Faith at camp Mather in bouncy counselors
Father Dodd is God, god ha’d
The war before, the laughter after
Praise the lord, for four more plays by Ward
Caleb the roommate….with his doom date
Bernie on a gurney
Old and bold
Gold is the goal
Bernie Sanders earning ganders at worthy plan-ders
If the old fold, then trump will be dumped?
Warren at war, Biden biding his time, Bernie learning
Buttigieg is boot a judge
(but rhymes with Calvin coolidge)
Edge edge, a knife fight
Cut the butt slut bit about it
Politics is all the ticks, vampiric like Eric, getting in people’s heads, like meds
Sucking blood, drinking HUD, ingesting mud, consuming bud
subsisting on resisting, the ichor licker
Bloody hell, unwell
Damn it all to hell, Fell
Bud listens to the Judds and Puddle of Mudd.
Cuddle with a poodle
Gud lud, wuddya think?
Bloody? Get sudsy
wash it clean, after a mean mosh pit,
gosh Josh, you like Peter Tosh?
Posh nosh rosh quash (senseless and dense)
Jesus (JESS U) Me? Don’t take the lord’s name in vain.
Or in vein. Religion is the opium of the masses.
Vanity of vanities, all is vanity
Frustration, futility, absurdity, nonsense
Ecclesiastes, Sneezy nasties
Jesus the rhesus. Monkey funky. 2,5
Funky christ. 55 (i can’t drive)
December 25. Force, E. ecstasy, ellen. cummings. Cummins. Come out. outcome. come in. in cum. income.
Cause, effect. Crow (ka’s, caca), cock crows (2 birds), penis, and Jackie. fx
Crow’s feet, crow’s nest, cro-magnon
Crocus, croatia, Lara croft, Chronic.
jail, JL, Prison, PRI son miembros del partido pollitical en Mexico (vicente fox?)
JLT, jail time, Jesse L jealousy, jilt jolt, Jamon lettuce and tomato
Music sick muse. Random fandom.
Dumb fan. Fanatic. Ticks. Bloodsuckers. Like mosquitoes.
Vampire bugs, squash them. Irritants, people who drain you of energy.
Antichristian, if not antichrist.
Slavery, you are not your own. Cult, corporation, assimilated (borg).
Star Trek, 49. Buddha. Buddha borg??
Abba, Report card, 3.5 gpa
Gap, gop
Guppies and gypsies and Gephardt and the gipper
abcdf: apostles believers clergy disciples followers!
fabulous compact disc (fab cd)
abcdf: apostles believers clergy disciples followers!
fabulous compact disc (fab cd)
Xs, xtc, xl ents
Moderation in all things (miata)
Inxs, inri, intj
Exotic toxins, sin, satan in
Murder in moderation
Extreme monotremes
The holy unction function, during conjunction junction
Unsanctioned banks
I heard word that the absurd Kurdish nerd was gird in fur, which incurred bird turd, as the herd of cats purred!
interred and entered
Intern with a lantern, it’s your turn
Random phantom
Holy Ghost haunts the host
Sex with Rex infects
Pure and cured, the kneel deal makes me feel healed
forgiven and driven to succeed at selling weed to those in need
In thought, word, and deed (TWA airlines)
What I have done and failed to do
Action faction
Inaction impaction
Interaction and redaction
Wholly holy, All Allah
My Amazon Echo is a singing thing
The Echo advertised Geico
Crucified and died and ossified and unified
Come together, right now, over me! beetles, Beatles, beadles
Cum unity, spirit spear it, holy holes, together to get her, father fat her
Communion -cum union, amen- ah men, Mary merry married
Lettuce eat, ahead of let usYo yo, Yo Yo Ma! In the house. Yo Mama jokes.
She so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE
quartet, war Tet
Up to date, lol
1969, what a year
Sol soul
Xmas xmen xo xxx
See sea si c (c4)
Seedy cd
wreck kurd record
Faith, fat hi, fa hit, if hat, fit ha/ah, it haf
death, H date, hated, d heat, eat/ate/tea hd, d eat h
life, file, lie f, fiel, I elf
Time, I met, emit, mite
miet (miette: et time)
Sound, so dun, undo s
Volume, love um, emu vol, u me ol’ V, luve m.o./om
Beat, eat B, bate, beta, et ba
Drum, murd, ru md?
Hits, shit, sith, it hs, hist
Hits, shit, sith, it hs, hist
History, hi story, yor shit, hi Y rots
My cull, Mai Kull
Mike’ll (he will? He’ll)
Roomie, Rumi
roommate, room 8
Hearts of space, Anna (hosanna)
Gary hart, H art
Hospital art, Harvard art
Depictions of heaven and hell
Stream of consciousness, midstream, mind stream (soc)
Sociology, sosh, frosh soph, sophie, Sofia, wisdom
Radio, ray of god, Dio, rock, dome of the rock, the Kaaba
ray of light, conscious light, The Bright, enlightened and light hearted
Guitar, gooey tar, brer bear and brer rabbit and the tar baby, Git r done!
Salami and salome, shalom, and slalom, and um, Saul?
fire and Fucking ire, frei (free in German), I ref
Frei in hell, free in Hell, Norway (not a bad deal!), ha
flame, am elf, male flea (m flea), fa mel (family), f meal (that bad?)
Laf me, meat loaf
Angel, galen, nagel, e lang, G anel, lean G, glean
Priest, pre sit, is pert, I spert (is pertinent, i spert in ent) (ents in lotr)
Anagram, am a nagr, mangara of corondor (human wizard in magic the gathering)
Enough of Brian Eno, ugh
Instagram anagram
Seagram’s candyqram
Demon semen, dumb cum
God’s wad, genius penis
Dick’s dick, Rod’s rod, Peter’s peter
The rooster’s cock, the pussy’s pussy
Sexual textual
A letter letter
Rod is God. He’s got a modern body.
Haughty, naughty, god
The gaudy Mahdi
The lord is bored
Life or death? Life cereal or meth?
Haifa or Opeth?
Knife life, sword for the lord, gun for The One
Throwing stars, lol
Thoughts you oughtta not caught
I bought a robot
window sin, D’oh!
Groom in a room
Boom! Tomb doom
Looming womb
Hume ate legumes
Zooming vroom
Comb at home, Roam under the dome
Soap? Nope. Foam the loam.
A basket and a mask kit
Kai’s disguise, for the cloudy skies
Halloween’s shallow scene; I’m keen for marshmallows
Peeps for the people
Candy corn for a dandy morn
Twix dicks
Snickers lickers
Anyway, as you say, hey, that’s gay
Sweet treats to eat, sugar booger, honey bunny
Funny money, at the expense of Pence
Presidential residence, brought to you by Prudential
I don’t mean to harp it, but my carpet is a shark pit
A bear is sitting on my chair. Where? There!
Oh dear. It IS, I fear. Should I grab my spear? If it’s near.
Nearly sincere
Start the star - crossed lovers scene, Dean
Obscenely mean lean and green queen of ‘zines
I’ve seen that scene, it starred the Bard.
Rob is doing the mob’s job, she sobbed. Bob Dobbs eats corn on the cob.
The tard in the yard got tarred and marred by the hard guard
Prison isn’t risible, or visible
Hell smells, yells the inmates, in hate
the sheikh ate a milkshake during the earthquake shaking.
piss and vigor
burly or girly, early
Mike Pence likes incense
the earth is whirly, yearly
Hurley's pearly-whites
surely surly; churlish girl, annoyed boy
dead in bed from meds in his head, he said
charlotte's a harlot
where did my pen go, said Van Gogh
can you handle a candle?
the match closed the latch
watch out for the sasquatch
Murphy's gulch, mulch, and such
pop and the pope
coping with a pope on the ropes
a talented stallion for a valiant and galant pal
you snooze, you lose
news and a noose paper (nooz)
pool, polo, and loops
chocolate and the chalk (outline) of the late
late night catching up on the lately late (obituary)
the sheikh ate a milkshake during the earthquake shaking.
piss and vigor
burly or girly, early
Mike Pence likes incense
the earth is whirly, yearly
Hurley's pearly-whites
surely surly; churlish girl, annoyed boy
dead in bed from meds in his head, he said
charlotte's a harlot
where did my pen go, said Van Gogh
can you handle a candle?
the match closed the latch
watch out for the sasquatch
Murphy's gulch, mulch, and such
pop and the pope
coping with a pope on the ropes
a talented stallion for a valiant and galant pal
you snooze, you lose
news and a noose paper (nooz)
pool, polo, and loops
chocolate and the chalk (outline) of the late
late night catching up on the lately late (obituary)
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