Playing with my name

Some family thoughts: Teshara: t’share-uh

Mr. T, Larry, Lawrence William Teshara, dad, father, pa, pop

Mom, Peggy,  nee Margaret Delia Hennessy, ma, mother

PT (like in adopt, or pt boat, or pt cruiser)

Tesharabic, Tesharia, God-y body of the mahdi

To share Ra.   Sun god.  Egypt, pegy t (ma)

Ra, Raw.  War, backwards. wards. Sd, raw. Satan devil, rah!

walk it back.  rescind.  re-sinned.  

(pa) Larry.  Lawrence.  Low rents.  Law.  wren.

Father, fat her.  Fr, heat.  French heatwave.

Lawrence, war ents, L.A. los angeles

ents and angels, ha

Mahdi, Ma-D, mad: angry or insane (or both), AI

Ma and D, mom and dad, parents, pair of Ents

(ents are the walking trees from lord of the rings)

evangelization has angel in it!

Hennessy, and heaven, and hens, and esse and Jesse

Hene av.   A victim, a vampire, a Vicki.  Icky. 

J and 10.  Jesus and Satan.  Jah, Jehovah.  jaw.

Saint and Santa and Satan!  Fireplace and the fire place.

Spawn soundtrack, S pawn, chess against satan.

birthmom: Annette V Riddle

Net, the Riddler, the internet, Tom Marvolo Riddle

He who must not be named (Voldemort)

Lord move T (!). Jesus, Jess U.  U as smile, university, you.
Teshara side uncle and aunt: Tom and Jeannine
(T and J, children S and D) Steve and Debbie, sad
Jesus and cross, satan and devil, sadness

Rid dull, exciting.

Candle, can dull, or exciting lighting

Unknown birth-dad (Richard Stollnitz?)

Richard Zonca was my godfather. Pat, his wife, is godmother.

Sarah (Salazar) was my sister (same birth mom)

Sara, my ex, her mom is Patricia, now married to Ron (Patron!)

Patrick is my cousin (path!), like Erin (erinyes, furies!)

Psychopath wrath, Erin like Ireland (ire!)

Salazar slytherin, slitherin’ snakes!  Sick shit.

Hissing sibilance, saint stephen’s, social security, nazi ss
Sesame Street, silver surfer, someone special

padre, madre (re: over again)
read pm, read at reed, papyrus paper, m (feed your head)
lucubrate: study at night
luculent: clear in thought or expression

Jesus, Pegasus, Hitler
Greg, gr for example (e.g.)
jester jess, piggy peggy, scary larry, gregarious greg
erinaceous erin, dangerous dan, victorious vicki, patriotic patrick
Uncle Tom, jim at the gym, righteous rose marie, odd god
Jeannine 9, even Steven, little Debbie / maybe Debbie webby

if my aunt is a nun, is she married to God?
Does that make God my uncle?  lol

Ra, ra!
There's a Ha-Ra club on Geary, in SF
RA also stands for rheumatoid arthritis (etc.)
radioactive, Robert Anderson, resident advisor
wikipedia disambiguation page, many ra's
including:
regular army, red alert, risk analysis, remote access, retrograde amnesia, the 10th letter of the arabic alphabet, and a musical note.  There, I've shared.

Hilarity and clarity
Barry, Harry, Richard Scarry, Gary, Perry, Jerry, Terry, Carrie, Kerry, and Mary
hairy fairy, dairy, carry on, carrion, get on with it, airy
Larry Teshara, ar ar, alright alright, air to air missile.
Larry Teshara and Tesla.  Larry's heirs.

beg for a keg, Meg, leggy peggy, regular (army, bm), reg u larity
Margaret has rage in it, Marge at large. empty MT.  MT and Phil.
what's the deal with Delia?  lead, like forensics, or Pb (the element)
dsm, diagnostic and statistical manual, Duggan's Serra mortuary

Hell's bells, Mel smells, but he tells the story well
Fell got a Pell grant, to study the book of Kells.  Sell Dell.
(Mel Lindley, birth grand-uncle)

Esme, Lez gay.  Summer James, dumb games.
Ben and Declan, en den, again, with Jen, Ellen, and men like Ken.
wren, when? at ten. Pen in the pen.  Penitance in the penitentiary.
Big Ben, and declining to heckle Declan.  funky skunk, wrote uncle.
less messy Jesse.  chess.  guess.  confess, stress.
Plessy v. Ferguson.  reassess Jesse.
Bessie, Lake Erie.  Nessie, Loch Ness.
Teshara, as earth, core as lake of fire.
aftermath, Summer and Mathew
comfortably numb with numbers, the count
Blessed by Jess!

Larry T, military, mill it (ant, ate, 8)
Tom Teshara, worked for USNA (Annapolis)
PT, pt boat, called me a "trooper"
Rose Marie, former prioress "general"
   Italy (letters in 'military')
Vicki, sheriff (Sharif don't like it, the clash)
Jim, naval cook, police officer
Teshara, sharing Regular Army
mindfulness.  mined.  be mine.
soldier, ride the sun, los dire, sold ire
sol, sun, son, light, see s.j., pope's soldiers
sister Soulja, gory Gregory, merry Larry

My problem with Bernie

I voted for him, last time

And I will again, if he becomes the nominee.
However,
His terminology is weird.
He doesn't mean what the rest of the world means when he uses the words "socialism" or "revolution".   Revolutions, like the French Revolution or Russian revolution, are not something we want.  The Beatles sang a song called 'Revolution', with the reply we all want to change your head.
And I think the world is pretty good, as it is.
But it could be FAR better without Trump as president.
We need a Green New Deal, for example.  All of us.  Humanity.

But Bernie.
He's old, and I've had enough of grumpy old men, as well as constant beggars.
My friend Sara even thinks he's the democratic version of Trump.
He's been hoarse, red-faced, shouting, adversarial, and unpleasant.
I'll send him his damned $2.70, but I prefer Warren.

She's smart, eloquent, knows the problems we face (especially from Wall Street), has actual policy plans prepared, and wants to use the presidency to DO things, to do GOOD, and not just simply to BE the president, for fun or kicks or fame, or whatever.   Plus, it's about time we had a woman president.  She kept the name Warren because she's a fighter, right?   Good for her.

Furthermore, I actually like billionaires.  I have nothing against them.
I mean, why NOT take their money??
Bill Gates and Warren Buffett and Jeff Bezos are not necessarily the enemy.
I mean they have to hire people to spend their money (!), because they have so much, they couldn't possibly figure out how to spend it all (at least, intelligently), I believe.
But I especially like Bill, and his efforts to solve major problems in the world through his philanthropy.  And taking their money doesn't necessarily make you beholden to them.  It's the other way around.  It means THEY support YOU, and your PLANS.  Right??
And maybe they don't.   But if they do, you shouldn't exclude them, just because they're rich.
I'd be interested in knowing who they endorse, actually.

Eleemosynary is a fun word.  It's pronounced ele-moss-in-ary, I just learned.  Look it up.

Anyway, Trump hit a home run with me, today, with his criticism of US cities that are going to hell with all the homeless on the streets.  I happen to agree.  I don't want our cities to be ugly and blighted with tents and trash, like I see in Oakland and San Francisco.  Skid rows are depressing and unnecessary.  I don't know what Trump proposes to do about it, but I think Yang has the right idea, with the UBI (Universal Basic Income), which is most certainly and probably a better idea than whatever Trump might come up with.

I still like Bernie.  I agree with him that it's wrong that the 3 billionaires have more money than the bottom entire half of the US population.   It's obscene, actually.  Apple, Amazon, and Walmart are economic juggernauts, and their wealth should go toward actual (global?) human welfare and happiness, and not just corporate coffers, and payments to stockholders.

Okay, peace out.  Let's dump Trump.

Angel, on hell

Los Angeles
dicen que no hay infierno

there aren't angels, and there isn't hell?
there's a cool story about an angel in a cage, in spanish, by Gabo
  Gabriel Garcia Marques, 'A very old man with enormous wings'
   (magical realism, genre)
there's hell in our minds and hell on earth, but no place in space of eternal suffering
life is suffering, it is said, but everything is impermanent
heaven is not being in hell
hell, however, is not not being in heaven
if hell is a gel, maybe it's agent orange or something, flamethrower shit
napalm (at least it has nap in it)
war is hell
torture is hell
Hell is a village in Norway
Hel is a deity in Norse mythology, ruler over Hel (underworld)
there's hell's angels
there's no people with wings, though, except for pilots
and those people in wing-suits, gliding downward
one definition of hell is the place of the dead (thus, where we're all going)
the satan place in space
hell is a prison cell, lack of freedom, rape and terror
hell is he will (a threat) he'll....heal
you got to go through hell before you get to heaven -Jet airliner, by Steve miller band
pain all over, before the pain is all over (!).  
     (revolution and noitulover)
fire and brimstone, lava, like the pit in the Terminator movie
an incinerator, reframed (without the sin) as "cremation" (with cream!)
sure as hell is an expression
heaven apparently isn't as certain
heroin is both, I gather
ave hen, hens like dirt baths, get close and intimate and comfortable in the soil
   is my reading (ave as in ave Maria, hail, be well, good wishes, welcome/farewell, like aloha)
or, heaving, like the myth of sisyphus, or a mover (logistics)
   logistics is all any of us ever do (move things around)
   one word that defines reality!
Paradise, CA is a real place
paradise sounds like a pair of dice, or para di se...se, I know
roll them bones
god doesn't play dice?
dice is easy for god, no uncertainty in it
angel is a helpful, really appreciated, person, who does good
angel who "spreads her wings" (sexual innuendo)
anagram of Galen (greek physician), and glean, and angle (perspective)
and (Patrick) Nagel, an artist with a distinctive style I remember
local access number, for example (lan, e.g.)
helter-skelter, helminth, help (hell, ack?), helm, helmet, Helen, Helvetia
hellions, denizens of hell
something about the devil's asshole, or shit
internet says the devil's asshole is a hole at the pine valley golf club
Dante says (?), I'm told, when you leave hell you're shit out of the devil into purgatory (from the inferno)
a Hollywood star? a hot body, burning with passion?
vs. being cool, at the offICE,
justice, immigration and customs enforcement, police officers
ice on your wrist, in your teeth (diamonds)
internal combustion engine
cool loco.   cloo and loco motive
on fire, like Jordan (in the zone)
icy hot, like Shaq
that's cold, cold-hearted
shc, sacred heart cathedral, spontaneous human combustion
flaming queer, flaming telepaths, buddhist monk, lit farts
self-immolation, most famously, by bm Thich Quang Duc

huh.  I forgot to include giving birth, which people call a miracle...
hell is a miracle?

Infinite Love

Good Gawd, y'all:

Reality is all the god there ever is -adi da

All allah, wholly holy -linguistic association (me)

Jesuits try to see god in all things (society of jesus/pope)

Chris Abani (even torture? Empathy with twisted)

Dostoevsky- love everything

Love all, serve all -hard rock cafe

Catholic means universal (one verse?)

   (the universe is infinite, everything)

   (God is said to be infinite, and there is only one true infinity)

   (god is one)(omni potent, scient, present, eternal -no b or e)
   (B eginning or E nd)

It’s all good, all right, take care (common expressions)(buddhist)

    (there is no good or bad but thinking makes it so -shakespeare)

more rhyme time

this awful waffle should be unlawful

but this is great bait (if you wish for fish)
toffee with your coffee
morning fornication, cum on your thumb
move to Montana and listen to santana
rock around the clock
it is illegal for a seagull to mate with an eagle
beastiality is a reality
feast on beast, said the deceased priest
the regal beagle bit the mean queen but kissed the king's ring
you look foxy in boxers
stick your cock in a sock, people will gawk
walk around the block and talk to Spock
breakfast can wreck your wrist if you're a cereal-killer
chew on Lou, quite right to bite the white knight who fights spite
eat meat, nibble on tribbles, chow on cow, pig out on pork
chomp on the pompous, vicious but delicious, damn the lamb
munch on a bunch of finches for lunch
this dinner for sinners is a winner
tasty waste, bitter litter, chewy and gooey
crunch and munch, invite for a bite
put food on the table, if you're able
candy is dandy, eat Pete, murder burger, Pat the patty
consume a womb, Hannibal the cannibal, rude food
ingest your guest, the best, at your behest
wine on the Rhine sure would be fine
a meal with miel
sex and candy, erection and confection
single? go mingle (or eat pringles)
kill bill, womb to tomb, vroom doom, purge the urge
splurge on a dirge, a musician decision
pay for a lay, bucks for sex, the kneel deal
dumb to cum if it hurts when you spurt, orgasm spasm
Beth and Seth cause death
Ed, Zed, Jed, Ted, and Ned are all dead
can you handle a candle?  can dull, but still be exciting lighting
wed on a wednesday.  wait, when?
two tacos on Tuesday
Monday is a fun day, Friday my day
Thursday is her day, Mabel in sable on fur day
watch a fable on cable
music: Mick plays a lick; can't lose if you play the blues
Rick is into chicks with dicks
obsess less about Jess
I confess western zest
cash from a stash of hash, quite a splash, what a bash
a crash between a pedestrian and Austrian equestrian
lashes and gashes, treated by MASH
moaning on the phone, eating tex mex alone
the n- pulled the trigger, go figger
money moves, a chess mess
use a Bic to light your death stick, and the wick
look in the nook for books about crooks
history's mysteries, true crime time
measles disease, protection against infection
Nick gets his kicks with hispanics
cheese and see's candies is a feasible meal
knowledge in college, university diversity, fools in school
learning to earn, burning with yearning
writing is exciting
hit that clit, spit on it
kite flight at quite a height
you need your knees
Debbie's debris
Obama in pijamas
a scout-o-rama in alabama
light the beacon on weekends
Saturday my affect is flatter
Sunday is just one day
watch the creature-feature
rump pumper, a dumb bum, humping the dumper
playing trivia with Olivia can give ya oblivion
what if a T rex ate Chex?
I feel zeal about oatmeal
I wrote a quote
the evil weevil ate the rotten cotton
a grave slave, slay V (vampire, victim, Vicki, victory)
a cruel fool
thought-bot, ideas for Ikea
I'm a word nerd, wisely use Y's
I heard a blood-curdling scream when the bird turd landed in the cream
the magician is a mage who earns his wage from imagination
the nation provides rations
cash in on fashion
how many quid for a squid?
the rouble is in trouble
pest infestation
princess incest
take a chill pill
Get a mil in your wallet for filling bill with bullets
genius? mean, yes.  scene chess.   the 'zine press.
goin fishin' with an optician, saw a darling starling
monstrous remonstrance for pernicious surreptitiousness
pollywogs, hogs, and dogs, on my blog
go jog in the fog
bored and boring, the lord and Goerring
the reich will spike Michael
I've had my fill of dill pickles
a dozen cousins, fuzzy logic
buryin' the vegetarian, beneath mounds of ground
beef, ashes in the ocean, particles in motion
devotion to the notion of scattered matter
an unimportant portent, it doesn't matter, former or latter
on land or at sea, what'll it be, forever dead, not sleeping in bed
no dreams of memes, no waking with bedhead, nothing said or read
no meds, no inbred women to wed, no water or bread.
assholes are a mass goal
artfully farting, passing nasty ass gas, silent Soylent
grecian secretions
cistercian insertion
lotions and potions
the motion of the ocean
tweeting about twits with twats
tits, tights, and tats
poop chute goes toot
looters at hooters
milk jugs, mp -mammalian protuberances
  and their ilk, and the like.
wussy pussies
bubble babble
gab and blab about boobs, alien mammalians
waking and walking, wussup pup!
ants in a trance that dance in france
beetles and beagles
space is the place
spank Hank, Hank spanked the lanky yankee
wink and blink
pink ink, have a drink and think
summer bummer, and something dumber:
a plumber stuck his thumb up the bum's bum
   ba rump a bum bum
good luck getting a suck and fuck for a buck, chuck
insane in the membrane, insane in the brain
sugary booger, sweet snot, sweet spot
tasty pastries
fuck you, and chuck too
smells like hell, stinks like skunk, the bank stank
the owl (not fowl) has night sight
drawing a poodle doodle
white fight, bite right, who's bruised?
beat up from meetup, meet and greet
black and blue, U2?  bb king.
craving wavy gravy
stupid cupid, crappy rap
sick chick sings the wrong song
adele unwell, for a spell
host with the most, fancy pants, drug thugs
spit some witty shit
a ripping rhyme about slippery slime
the price you pay for the ooze you choose
candles and love handles
do you carry an incense license? is that fart or foot?
I'm in the mood for food
hungry in Hungary
hungry and angry, a diet riot, chow now!
famine stamina, amen
well well, portable potable water
kookie cookie cook, shook
the juice is loose, chugging bug juice
liminal between straight and criminal
Lucifer cypher
particle physics tickle party, with fizzy drinks, I think
lute and flute playaz
shoot the shit, losing a floozie
cruel tool
rage in a cage, the ragin' cajun, with a 12 gauge
sage on the stage, earning the mage wage
chew on blueberries, with Harry and Larry
liquid iniquity
an order to endure the ordure to the end
good-uh, food-uh, budding Buddha!
buddhist boo and hiss
shit show, v vs. versus, collaboration and cooperation
London undone, like Russia and Prussia
jocks in frocks
deep sleep, sleep sheep, leap in sleep
creepy peeps make people weep
a mushroom rush
the surgeon made a decision to make a precision incision
undulations of adulation
theodor's two-door Tudor
Damon's demon
Shlomo's a homo
homo homies
homo on the range
cocks in a box
homo-ner (homeowner)
I smell the scent o' bento box
Dukakis plays moroccan maracas
karate with Michael Crotty
kind kin in shenzen
a silent toilet, with a hushed flush
ping pong with King Kong
a ding dong sing song
the band broke up, and when I woke up, I had a coke cup
lasses in glasses shake their asses, at the pubs/clubs
calling all haulers, alcohol in the hall or alcove
the drunk skunk sprayed the spunky punk
  who woulda thunk?
Godzilla watched the thrilla in Manila
Han Solo (depressed Chinese), so low, in Yolo county
reeling from feelings
banish the spanish - vanished!
fine dining on caviar before watching avatar
rum is dumb, beer is queer, tequila - I feel ya
vodka is odd, huh? wine is fine
savior in a cave
e letters: bcdegptvz (9e's)
driggity dragon
Frank Zappa was phi beta kappa
I'll slap ya if you take a nap-uh
bash n smash, hurt in the dirt, a bunch o punches
kicks and blows, a bloody nose
a bullfight, a cattle-battle
really real, really unreal
wealthy and healthy
the comet made me vomit
the rich bitch made a bait and switch
the hitch-hiker is in the ditch; wait, which?
cloying and annoying
flavr savr tomatoes
French fried potatoes in a winnebago
a nude noodle is some lewd and rude food
I finished the Guinness
the force is a farce
the rookie eats cookies with wookies
this nurse is worse than a hearse
Persian immersion
go see the purse person, or the parson
arson and larceny
dude's in a mood, for a rapper-zapper
diplomat's diploma, Ramon's roman aroma, Comanche in a coma
the soma moma
the momma llama
a cowrie dowry
when the sun is done, we'll have some fun
    "Snapple fact: in only 7.6 billion years, the sun will reach its maximum size and will shine 3,000 times brighter." (have fun in the sun, son)
another one (Snapple fact): "over one million earths would fit inside the sun"
Al Gore is for war
insane pain, raining brains
smack the black
a slap flap
get your kicks on route 66
get your fix of pics of chicks with dicks
gr, guns and roses
punch and Judy, ponch and John (chips), pinch the pooch
Stephan Curry eating curry and currying favor
absurd turd, retarded lard-ass
important portent
helpful handful of kelp
a jerk at work
rituals of the rich
sex in texas
butt smut, pretty kitty, nasty pederasty, kinky wrinkly
students and pupils ought to be taught to think thoughts
beasty boys and botany bots, zoology psychology
tick talk, serving time for being a pick pocket
the attorney turned his knee, earned a couple g's
the parrot eats carrots
there's a pigeon in the fridge
the chorus in the forest is for us
dynamite! outta sight! (there's a few in view) (some thick sticks)
deadhead on meds
snail mail, slug slime
ugly bug on the rug
hug a thug
coach squashed the roach
bantu banter
interred in the winter, winter splinters
triumphant elephant
old ladies in Hades
a hung-up pin-up
privacy and viruses and piracy
suck cock and fuck and lick dick (ck)
neck and back and prick
dan's the man, in his tan van, with Stan and Anne
ana in nirvana, you wanna?
cocaine and romaine and rogaine
insane in the slow lane
bluish and jewish; who's blue? you? I got the flu
abs and crabs, studied in labs
exploratory in a laboratory
make some noise, goys! noiz
jews make the news, zion
incense prevents events
a list of the pissed, in the bile file
my purse burst!  it exploded because I'm loaded
a shadowy meadow
jog the dog, a walk on the clock
adjutant irritants
cover your ugly mug
shoes are for losers
nice legs, peg
nice jugs, doug
none of the nuns are one
sex with a miner
the consumer likes bloomers
hell? well, there's ire in the fire, dire
the church has a higher spire
love, like a dove, hovering above
lazy and crazy, sleepy and creepy
mothers, brothers, and others
heather is into leather and feathers
faith in a ring wraith
in the nut hut
strum and hum, a sound mind, finely ground
lose the gut and the butt
don't cut the mutt
the poodle poo'd in the pool
walking Rover is over, in Dover
path (Patrick H) hath wrath
chill, children
adults are dull dolts

denominate, donate, nominate, dominate
feminine eminem
dim men in denim

Latest and greatest hate test

Is Jess T jesting?

God, or just a godly body?

Bored with the lord

Love the government Bernie opponent

Jesus is just a rhesus.  monkey (but funky)

Animals are animated cannibals

The Beast is the least

The host is the most

Eucharist for gooks, a slap on the wrist

Vietnam? Be it, mom.  See it get bombed.

Countries have pantries; American pemmican

Aunty’s panties, Andy’s candies, Uncle’s funky carbuncle

Sellin’ to felons, incarcerated parser of language, jailed and nailed

The modern God, Todd, in his pod

The god of cod.  The ant i christ.  The lord of the gored.

Born with horns, in the form of Norm the warm

Rod is the god of the sod, he knows what the earth is worth

The college professor lawed on the quad with just a nod

Give me a dime, I’ll give you a rhyme

Cents for Pence, quarters for orders, dimes for crime, nickels for the fickle

Pennies for Henny, yakkin’ about cognac, a line for wine

The devil wants to level the city into pretty fields of high-yield crops for cops

The real deal is I feel like Neil

religion is for pigeons

Faith at camp Mather in bouncy counselors

Father Dodd is God, god ha’d

The war before, the laughter after

Praise the lord, for four more plays by Ward

Caleb the roommate….with his doom date

Bernie on a gurney

Old and bold

Gold is the goal

Bernie Sanders earning ganders at worthy plan-ders

If the old fold, then trump will be dumped?

Warren at war, Biden biding his time, Bernie learning

Buttigieg is boot a judge

    (but rhymes with Calvin coolidge)

Edge edge, a knife fight

Cut the butt slut bit about it

Politics is all the ticks, vampiric like Eric, getting in people’s heads, like meds

  Sucking blood, drinking HUD, ingesting mud, consuming bud

  subsisting on resisting, the ichor licker

Bloody hell, unwell

Damn it all to hell, Fell

Bud listens to the Judds and Puddle of Mudd.

Cuddle with a poodle

Gud lud, wuddya think?

Bloody?  Get sudsy

wash it clean, after a mean mosh pit, 

gosh Josh, you like Peter Tosh?

Posh nosh rosh quash (senseless and dense)

Jesus (JESS U) Me?  Don’t take the lord’s name in vain.

Or in vein.   Religion is the opium of the masses.

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity

Frustration, futility, absurdity, nonsense

Ecclesiastes, Sneezy nasties

Jesus the rhesus.  Monkey funky.  2,5

Funky christ.   55 (i can’t drive)

December 25.  Force,  E.   ecstasy, ellen.   cummings.  Cummins.  Come out. outcome. come in.  in cum.   income.   

Cause, effect.  Crow (ka’s, caca), cock crows (2 birds), penis, and Jackie. fx  

Crow’s feet, crow’s nest, cro-magnon 

Crocus, croatia, Lara croft, Chronic.

jail, JL, Prison, PRI son miembros del partido pollitical en Mexico (vicente fox?)

JLT, jail time, Jesse L jealousy, jilt jolt, Jamon lettuce and tomato

Music sick muse.   Random fandom.

Dumb fan.  Fanatic.   Ticks.  Bloodsuckers.  Like mosquitoes.

Vampire bugs, squash them.  Irritants, people who drain you of energy.

Antichristian, if not antichrist.   

Slavery, you are not your own.  Cult, corporation, assimilated (borg).   

Star Trek, 49.  Buddha.  Buddha borg??

Abba, Report card, 3.5 gpa

Gap, gop

Guppies and gypsies and Gephardt and the gipper
abcdf: apostles believers clergy disciples followers!
fabulous compact disc (fab cd)

Xs, xtc, xl ents

Moderation in all things (miata)

Inxs, inri, intj

Exotic toxins, sin, satan in

Murder in moderation

Extreme monotremes

The holy unction function, during conjunction junction

Unsanctioned banks

I heard word that the absurd Kurdish nerd was gird in fur, which incurred bird turd, as the herd of cats purred!  

interred and entered

Intern with a lantern, it’s your turn

Random phantom

Holy Ghost haunts the host

Sex with Rex infects 

Pure and cured, the kneel deal makes me feel healed

forgiven and driven to succeed at selling weed to those in need

In thought, word, and deed (TWA airlines)

What I have done and failed to do

Action faction

Inaction impaction

Interaction and redaction

Wholly holy, All Allah

My Amazon Echo is a singing thing

The Echo advertised Geico

Crucified and died and ossified and unified

Come together, right now, over me!  beetles, Beatles, beadles

Cum unity, spirit spear it, holy holes, together to get her, father fat her

Communion -cum union, amen- ah men, Mary merry married

Lettuce eat, ahead of let us

Yo yo, Yo Yo Ma!  In the house.  Yo Mama jokes.

She so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE

quartet, war Tet

Up to date, lol

1969, what a year

Sol soul

Xmas xmen xo xxx 

See sea si c (c4)

Seedy cd

wreck kurd record

Faith, fat hi, fa hit, if hat, fit ha/ah, it haf

death, H date, hated, d heat, eat/ate/tea hd, d eat h

life, file, lie f, fiel, I elf

Time, I met, emit, mite

   miet (miette: et time)

Sound, so dun, undo s

Volume, love um, emu vol, u me ol’ V, luve m.o./om

Beat, eat B, bate, beta, et ba

Drum, murd, ru md?
Hits, shit, sith, it hs, hist

History, hi story, yor shit, hi Y rots

My cull, Mai Kull

Mike’ll (he will? He’ll)

Roomie, Rumi

roommate, room 8

Hearts of space, Anna (hosanna)

Gary hart, H art

Hospital art, Harvard art

Depictions of heaven and hell

Stream of consciousness, midstream, mind stream (soc)

Sociology, sosh, frosh soph, sophie, Sofia, wisdom

Radio, ray of god, Dio, rock, dome of the rock, the Kaaba 

ray of light, conscious light, The Bright, enlightened and light hearted

Guitar, gooey tar, brer bear and brer rabbit and the tar baby, Git r done!

Salami and salome, shalom, and slalom, and um, Saul?

fire and Fucking ire, frei (free in German), I ref

Frei in hell, free in Hell, Norway (not a bad deal!), ha

flame, am elf, male flea (m flea), fa mel (family), f meal (that bad?)

     Laf me, meat loaf

Angel, galen, nagel, e lang, G anel, lean G, glean

Priest, pre sit, is pert, I spert (is pertinent, i spert in ent) (ents in lotr)

Anagram, am a nagr, mangara of corondor (human wizard in magic the gathering)

Enough of Brian Eno, ugh

Instagram anagram

Seagram’s candyqram

Demon semen, dumb cum

God’s wad, genius penis

Dick’s dick, Rod’s rod, Peter’s peter

The rooster’s cock, the pussy’s pussy

Sexual textual

A letter letter

Rod is God.  He’s got a modern body.

Haughty, naughty, god

The gaudy Mahdi

The lord is bored

Life or death?  Life cereal or meth? 

Haifa or Opeth?

Knife life, sword for the lord, gun for The One

Throwing stars, lol

Thoughts you oughtta not caught

I bought a robot

window sin, D’oh!

Groom in a room

Boom!  Tomb doom

Looming womb

Hume ate legumes 

Zooming vroom

Comb at home, Roam under the dome

Soap? Nope.   Foam the loam.

A basket and a mask kit

Kai’s disguise, for the cloudy skies

Halloween’s shallow scene; I’m keen for marshmallows

Peeps for the people

Candy corn for a dandy morn

Twix dicks

Snickers lickers

Anyway, as you say, hey, that’s gay

Sweet treats to eat, sugar booger, honey bunny

Funny money, at the expense of Pence

Presidential residence, brought to you by Prudential

I don’t mean to harp it, but my carpet is a shark pit

A bear is sitting on my chair.  Where? There!  

Oh dear.  It IS, I fear.  Should I grab my spear?  If it’s near.

Nearly sincere

Start the star - crossed lovers scene, Dean

Obscenely mean lean and green queen of ‘zines 

I’ve seen that scene, it starred the Bard.

Rob is doing the mob’s job, she sobbed.  Bob Dobbs eats corn on the cob.

The tard in the yard got tarred and marred by the hard guard

Prison isn’t risible, or visible

Hell smells, yells the inmates, in hate
the sheikh ate a milkshake during the earthquake shaking.
piss and vigor
burly or girly, early
Mike Pence likes incense
the earth is whirly, yearly
Hurley's pearly-whites
surely surly; churlish girl, annoyed boy
dead in bed from meds in his head, he said
charlotte's a harlot
where did my pen go, said Van Gogh
can you handle a candle?
the match closed the latch
watch out for the sasquatch
Murphy's gulch, mulch, and such
pop and the pope
coping with a pope on the ropes
a talented stallion for a valiant and galant pal
you snooze, you lose
news and a noose paper (nooz)
pool, polo, and loops
chocolate and the chalk (outline) of the late
late night catching up on the lately late (obituary)

Buggy and Duke

Buggy and Duke (and cats Junior and Isabella and Lilly)

Plus ants, and a skunk  

R 8/29- W 9/4 (2019)

Buggy is a sweet mostly black female pitbull, Duke is a male doberman, Junior is a grey male cat (who comes inside at night), and everybody else is outdoor wildlife.   Isabella has a tuxedo.  Lilly is calico.  I walked the 2 dogs 3x a day (on one leash).   Buggy has a shock collar, but I don’t know how to use it, and didn’t.  There are also mousetraps to scare the dogs away from damaging the furniture or climbing on the kitchen counters.  Anyway, the walks: In the morning, before breakfast (waking up between 5a-6a); in the afternoon; and after sunset (usually around 9p).   Duke (named after the Doonesbury character, I’m told) is gigantic.  He’s a rescue dog.  He doesn’t poop in the back yard, I’m told (which is weird).  He didn’t poop until my 5th walk.   He only pooped twice, the 7 days I was there.  Buggy likes to climb on my lap.  Duke needs a shot, every other day, from the veterinarian, Barbara Fitzgerald, who comes to the house.  Duke is allergic to dust mites.  He eats a handful of ground beef with each of his two meals.  A turmeric capsule, a fish oil capsule, some water, half a can of wet dog food, and (the blue cup of) crunches, from the side.   Buggy gets a slightly smaller amount (the green cup) of crunches, a fish oil capsule, and the other half of the wet can of dogfood, twice a day.  The cats (5? I only saw 3) get 2 cans (one ff, one friskies), split between 3 bowls.   Juniors bowl is on the ledge outside the kitchen window.  2 other bowls are on the ground, which quickly become swarmed by ungodly numbers of ants.   The window is opened for Junior before the evening walk, so he can come in without being harassed by the dogs, but this never actually happened, for some reason.  I started my walks before 9p, usually - might be why.  Junior has food waiting for him in one of the upstairs bedrooms, where I decided to bed.  A nice white comforter, and a good bed - I was usually dog tired, as they say.  I think I was eating less than the dogs, truth told.  Anyway, there were two adventures!  A humongous white Great Dane, with spots (male? female?) was off-leash, no owner in sight, and came up to the 3 of us, interested in Duke, on Mandana, about a block away from home.  He sniffed twice, mounted Duke, and got barked at by Buggy, who lunge-snapped at him.  I made eye contact, pointed back behind us, and said No! Go!, which worked a little.  Buggy scared him more than I did, though.  So he followed us home, and even came halfway up the steps.  I didn’t take a picture of him.  I can’t say how grateful I am there wasn’t a fight.  That would have been insane.  Ron and Susan’s neighbor, Sarah Evert, came by to check up on us.  We talked through the front door.  I saw her and her dog, Winkle, on one of our walks, also, and we talked a little.  A man wrang the doorbell, and asked if this was 602, no, who do you want to see? Coco, sorry wrong house.  Kinda weird.  Susan told me somebody kicked open their door once.  I didn’t get the story (but I’d like to!).  I think this was before Duke, or before the gate, or something.  The gardener didn’t come, while I was there.  Neither did the housekeeper.  I picked up 3 poops from the back yard, and lots of stuffing from all the dog toys that got chewed up, on an ongoing basis.  They tracked some dirt in, so I started wiping their paws before entry from the back yard.  Buggy brought a stick in, too, and I cleaned up all the bits of wood off the carpet.  Duke didn’t poop in the house, thank goodness.  But I was prepared for that, with a cleaning spray-bottle with mysterious ingredients labelled ‘Dog’, along with paper towels, and rags.  I hung the two dirty towels I used outside, on the ladder.  It’s a lovely home.  I like the geode, and the book of birds, the spotless mirrors and windows, the buddha statues, the amazon echo, the shower with hot water, the lush garden, the cherry tomatoes in the front, the weight room, the 60’s era posters for the Grateful Dead and Quicksilver Messenger Service, etc., lots of artwork,  and the many funky plants, including a weird vine that has sacs of water next to it’s leaves, and big heart-shaped leaves with black stems.  A skunk almost came in the house, but got chased away.  I’ve never seen an animal move that fast!  There’s a dog (german shepherd) next door, and the 3 dogs get into it, once in awhile.  The dogs traipse through the jungle, and bark deep and loud.  They get the NY TImes, which is a paper I appreciate.  There were 6 issues that I enjoyed, both outdoors in the back yard, and inside, on one of the easy chairs.  I brought two books, but didn’t touch them.  I listened to QMS, Frank Zappa, and a few radio stations.  The dogs are excellent watchdogs, erupting into deep loud barks at any disturbance.  I texted Barbara a few times, and she wished me a happy birthday.  Facebook friends did the same, and Sara and Pierre, too.  The owners are in NY, at a wedding, I’m told.  Anyway, their home is lovely, and I like all of it, not just the bits I mentioned.  I think Ron is a philatelist, and I want to show him my stamp collection, that my grandparents gave me.  Maybe there’s something valuable!  It took some getting used to, but I figured out their security system.  I used their gym a couple times.  I went to Trader Joe’s and Noah’s bagels and Colonial Donuts and Merritt bakery and Chipotle.   I enjoyed a quiet birthday, alone (aside from the animals).  I learned what Bully Sticks are (dried bull dicks), and fed B n D all of them (1 each, per night).  The bag says they’re made from “pizzle”.   I solved the pizzle puzzle.  Duke is a little overweight, but he LOVES his food, and gobbles it down greedily (they both do!).  I didn’t know there was such thing as freeze-dried chicken, but Junior loves it.    I put the garbage out, and brought the bins back in, and watered plants by the front door and in the master bathroom, and picked up poop, and cleaned the carpet a couple times, and fed and watered and medicated and walked everybody.   Brought mail and newspapers and packages in.  Warded off mortal danger.  Figured out the alarm.  I got the system down.  I learned the neighborhood, too, walking different routes on all the walks.  Don’t press 2.  Don’t put Buggy in the crate with a collar on.  Don’t let them traipse through wet dirt without wiping their paws before entry.  And don’t open the door for a strange man asking for Coco, lol.    I was going to order a pizza, but Papa John’s isn’t in range, doesn’t deliver there.  Oh well.  There are some homeless people nearby, and Lakeshore gets pretty busy, all kinds of people.  Nobody tried to kick in a door, steal the black Mercedes parked in the driveway, or yell at me for letting the dogs walk or pee on their yard.  It was all good, actually.   Duke finally pooped.  I eventually spotted Isabella.  I walked Kaleb, nearby.  I didn’t get killed by a dog that was possibly as big as me.  I didn’t get sprayed by a skunk.  I got to immerse in another world.  I ate a delicious peach.  I relaxed in meditative contemplation on a nice leather easy chair.  And I got some cash.  A great way to ring in my 48th year on earth.  I met Susan and Ron and Grace and Barbara and Sarah and Buggy and Duke and Junior.   Thanks, Julie!