The Onion's Definition of God:
All-knowing, all-seeing, all powerful
Deity, Almighty, Creator and Eternal Master of Existence,
Omniscient Supreme Being, God the
Father, Creator of Heaven and Earth, Creator of All Things,
Lord Our God, Divine Creator and Ruler
of the Universe, Divine Lord and Heavenly Father,
The Lord Incarnate, God our Lord and
Father, Holy Father, Maker of Heaven and Earth
(the indescribable universal energy
that connects all living things)
(Jesus Christ, Light of the World and
Lamb of God)
(the unveiled Epiphany of God)
(Moloch, a false god)
(Moloch, a false god)
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a little fun of my own:
osb, che cat, log low, dc, dl car, golf (!!)
esme (eternal and supreme master of
existence!)
me, moe: master of existence, maker of
earth.
blog: being lord our god, blessed lamb of god
boss: being omniscient, supreme, seeing
(it's a word game, after all)
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