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Ladies- I'm a single, straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 45) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Godizzle in the house!

religious slang

'God's flesh' is psilocybin or psilocin (drug slang)

'God's medicine' is opium.

A 'Jesus-piece' is hip-hop slang for a chain with a crucifix on it.

'love' is drug slang for crack.

'SATAN' is net-speak slang for 'Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks' (used for finding vulnerabilities in firewalls)

'God squad' are the federal officials who decide which endangered species will be protected.

'god box' is the remote control device for the tv

'godly' is cool, in teen slang

'Jesus nut' is war slang for the bolt that holds the rotor blade to a helicopter.  

'heaven dust' is heroin or cocaine   '

church key' is a beer-can opener (in food/drink slang) (a bit outdated, before pop-tops)

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