Happy Halloween

 Horror of Hell and Healthy Happiness of Heaven!

Eat lots of candy, remember to brush!  The college music radio scene is usually a pretty good Gothic vibe around this time, if you're into that sort of thing, recommendation.   

I know a blind woman, and I've seen her remove her eye...   I told her she should offer the Trick instead of the treat, and send the kids off, screaming, lol.   It's creepy.

Don't enter the Gates of Hell, you crazy kids!  Have a fun night, and enjoy a scary movie or something.   I bought Reese's miniatures, around $7, and I'm not anticipating any TOT ers.   So K and I will probably go through all that sugar.    

Cheers,

J

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molested in Modesto, by the demon from Mendocino

afterlife in the same place as your before-life!   I come from the land down under! -zombie

HOE

Heaven on Earth 

Olympic village, or wake up with a bodybuilder body Have sex

Delicious food, like

   Eat eggs Benedict with hash browns, say,  Thai for lunch, Sushi dinner

Play tennis, take a nap

Go for a dip in the pool

Endorphins, exercise, improvement, incremental

Read an amaziing book to lovely strains of background music

Learn something, surf the web, extend your life, increase your bank

Ooh, Heaven is a Place on Earth - Belinda Carlisle

reading project:  World Book, trivia, short stories :-)

imperfection calls for correction (subversive transgressive rebellion?!)

be a part of the solution, not a part of the problem

but if it ain't broke, don't fix it

GEW

 The Book of Evil

Evil, wickedness, sin, vice, turpitude, corruption, depravity

Cruelty, malice, hatred, inhumanity, spite, revenge

Anger, rage, wrath, fury

Pain agony suffering torment misery anguish despair

Ruthlessness, savagery, brutality, torture

Hell

The Book of Virtues

Good, comfort, happiness, pleasantry, kindness, love, compassion, forgiveness

Joy, bliss, satisfaction, wellness, contentment, entertainment

Satiation, pleasure, ecstasy, good food, aromatherapy, massage

Good music, good reading, good video, service, improvement

variety, stimulation, safety, exhaustion, rest, sex, dreams

Growth, progress, development, benefit

strong, fit, healthy, well, sane

Met need, leisure, pleasure, treasure

The Book of Whatever

Be Yourself

Be Good.  Be God with an O.  

Don’t worry, be happy.

Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.

Be alive.   Seize the day.  

Do what thou wilt.    LIVE!

Good, Evil, Whatever

inexplicably despicable, gotten rotten

holy moly, ain't you a saint, search-you for virtue, laurels for morals

sacred lakes and bless this mess and the perfect surf

pure cure and curiously inured to fury

good god, you bought gouda for the Buddha

whoa, nice glow of Laura's aura

up all night being upright

clean queen wearing the king's ring

a prince with principle, sings for king

Lion of Zion, Nascar in Madagascar

bored lords and barons viscounts earls marquesses dukes

Baron Sharon, a discount for Viscounts, a girly earl in pearls

in the darkness with the marquess

the duke makes me want to puke

good gawd, is God ever gaudy!

wetter is better

what is best?  you guessed! in the west, you are at the behest of your guest

infested?  a quest for a pest?  incest?  surely you jest! 

rest in a comfy nest is best!   sweet dreams, seems like a meme.

relax, Max.   Enjoy the toys.   Sleep deeply, and then wake 'n bake.

wake, work, take a break, and lurk with jerks like Dirk.

flaccid and placid on acid

moaning Joan

flinching finch

Bridget in a hybrid (Hi Brid!)

   Bridgets budget for fidgety midgets, lol

chlamydia idiot:  clamidiot

striking and stinking

hordes of bored lords gored with swords

journal of the eternal

A principality is the territory or jurisdiction of a prince

It can also be an order of angels

(or the state, office, or authority of a prince)

shine on you crazy diamond VS.  mentally ill pos

Our hour of ow

Ghostly Ork-Demon,   G-D (Genetic Drift), Giving Offense Daily

grown older daughter, groan of despair

Remains remain of the remainder of the remnant

Ashtray for ashes on Ashby with Ashley

Newly nude nubile newts!

Placebo effect and timebo effect

Claudia pronounced cloudy-uh

babushka of a baboon

further into the furor of the fuhrer

Cal Bears and calamity barons

taking a rental car (Avis) to the wave of UC Davis raves

Jack and Kate met at Sac State, get your facts straight!

Zach's fate is to lactate and attend Sac State

Dirty Kurt, pristine Christine

wicked Dick, ain't a saint, but holy moly, does Jesus please us!

Sacred ache for love from above

joy with boy toys, and taking the girls out for a whirl

God, what an odd body

malady of m'lady

serpents, snakes, medusa, slithering and hissing, sibilant and serpentine

letter S, mind "s"tream, flow of thought, voice, written material,

 Shut up, Silence, Stop (smart, stupid, sane, sick), sh, stfu

also, biophysics, shocks, like an electric eel, zaps ("ghost-snakes"?)

psychic injections, snakes "thrown in your head", and other madness

thrown onto the throne, and caught in a cot

in defense of shit

(the next time someone calls you a piece of shit)

human excrement, though hazardous and can cause disease, when properly treated, is beneficial for its microorganisms (for a fecal transplant, say), and for agriculture (as plant nutrients and organic matter, as a fertilizer).   It can also be used as a fuel.   And It is helpful in medicine, as a health indicator.    Okay, you stupid shit?   lol

Numbrz

 One and done, two institutions, three on the tree, informative, five alive, six sicks, seven ceviches in Seville, eight ate, and nine Niners.   Go 9ers.  

Won, tu, trinity, formality, five senses, six Sixers (Go 76ers), seven heavens, eight dates, nine fine-dining times of mine, ten tentacles.

wunderkind, tupelo, 3po, fortitude, five hives, six sticks, seven Devans, eight plates, nine kinds, ten men.

Uno y'know?, a dosage of dos (pills), three eels, four forks, five dives, six hispanics, seven Kevins, eight mates, nine Clines, ten Bens

Wonder Woman, down the Tubes, as free as three, four foreigners, five knives, six slick dicks, seven Evans,  eight spates of hate, nine "Nein"s.    Nyet?   Not yet.

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Zero, my hero.   Nothing really matters.   The presence of an absence.  

the Impermanence Mortality count down to Death, absence, nullibiety, dust, oblivion, nihility.   Time and Reality are a countdown to nothingness and nonexistence.   Them's the facts, Jack.  The truth, Ruth.   Some believe everything is Fake.   Or everyone lives forever.  Or the consensus reality needs to be more open-minded.   Or we should all be warriors, on a mission, and do our fucking jobs.   Or not care.   I believe in privacy, and minding your own business.  I like to share.

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I am not a deity, a Deity, a god, a God, or God, or GOD.

I am who I am.  I am a human.  A man.  An animal.  A being, an entity.

I am not Omniscient, Omnipotent, or Omnipresent.

Love is love.  Beings are not love.   Love is a relation between beings.

I am not Love.   Maybe I should be.  Love all, serve all -Hard Rock Cafe

I want to love life, and enjoy my own.  Some things are hard to love.

Compassionate loving-kindness is the way to start.  The Yah-way

I can identify with anyone.   Love someone, and thereby love everyone.

All in all is all we are.  God is good.   We should all be good.  

 And we are, no matter what.

Huh.   I love sanity, and I love crazy.   (Insandity is a tabletop game)

If you love Love, you love God.

Atheists believe in love, no?

like at least endorphins and oxytocin

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The Star Wars universe has a Jesse and a Keeli.    They both died.   I didn't know that there were 9 Star Wars movies!   The franchise has earned ("collectively grossed"), worldwide, over $10B, the second highest.   The MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) has made more.   Jesse was an "advanced recon commando and clone lieutenant" who served in the clone wars.   Keeli was a clone trooper captain for the GAR (Grand Army of the Republic).   a gar is a fish.   the two never interacted in the movies.   Toshara with an O is a Star Wars moon.   Teshara, in Warcraft, is a night elf druid (not a Knight elf druid).

an affinity for divinity and trinity infinity.  The inanity of sanity and christianity for humanity at Synity corporation.   Salinity in the vicinity, and masculinity and femininity of virginity.   A wish for a delicious fish dish.   The choir sings of a desire for a buyer for the soul of a vampire sire, from the mire and fire.  A weird beard is feared by deer.   Deirdre the deer doesn't want the hunter cunt to bag a stag.   But the hungry have tongues for young runts, you dunce.

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Good Morning, God mourning, a sunny Sunday, a sleepy weep

The creepy veep reaper is deeply asleep, even though the Jeep is still beeping

After climbing the steep, I fell in a heap, to sleep deeply, dreaming of seeming like something.

Being is freeing, but dying is trying.   

Zed's dead.  Dead like kids wearing Keds, she said.  

Deadheads on meds, and Ted and Ned in bed with the redhead, who is wedded to Jed, with the dreads.   Man does not live on words alone, but can be fed with food, said Fred. 

ANYway, many men play at Jenny’s today.   

Can you have a Henny at Denny’s?  

Questions (guess how many chins?)

When should I Zen again?  Who should I do?  What does my gut say about this nutty mutt?  Where is the bear?  I care where the bear’s lair is, out there.   Why is this guy buying Kai? Said the sly spy.  He makes fried rye pie, to die for,  but only flys (sigh) come by.   Don’t rave about slaves, Dave.  How now, brown cow?  I bow to the cow, said Mao.  I vow to eat kung pao.   Which situation does the bitch itch to pitch, getting rich, or getting hitched to Mitch, or killing the witch?

Theological Linguistics:   The Word was God (John 1:1)

A picture is worth a thousand words -Fred R. Barnard

Human vision is similar to a frame rate of between 30-60 FPS (frames per second)

    (higher, like say 200, for trained folks like fighter pilots)

    (movies are usually shot at 24)

7 Fun Books (I just bought, to re-read and for my g/f):

Terry Pratchett's:   Equal Rites, The Colour of Magic, Mort, Going Postal, and Guards! Guards!   

By both Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett:  Good Omens

By Neil Gaiman: American Gods

Babble

High and Hell-low, folks

Fokes, we’re app-roach-ing Helloween, and the demons love their sugar!  I like jelly bellies and Reeses, myself.   I usually buy Hershey kisses with almonds for the trick-or-treaters.  Gimme some sugar, honey!   No one ever comes to the door anyway, for the last 7 or 8 years!  (I’d say).  My landlord’s parents think jack-o-lanterns are evil or something, I think.  Weird.   From Dia de los muertos country, at that.   Go figure.  Pumpkins have a lovely round figure, ha.  Mexico even has a Santa Muerte.  Anyway, I don’t have a costume anymore.   I had a mask, and horns, but I could just do something else this year, like my girlfriend did, and shave off my hair :-)  I bought $50 worth of jelly beans, which we are slowly making our way through.  I have mushroom coffee, which tastes like shit, but is good for you, on the opposite end of That spectrum.  

It occurs to me that I read Native American Spirituality (by Ed McGaa, Eagle Man), in college, (and identified with it -love of Nature-) and yet my blog has omitted all mention of Wakan Tanka.   He She It is One of my Deities :- ).   If I had to choose just One, WT is a contender!

And 'Teshara' is a "knight elf druid, who participated in the War of the Thorns".  "Jesse" sounds like JC.   Tonka trucks and walk-on (baseball) and Lakota Sioux-z and the banshees.   It's all One, all rolled into one big ball of Life.   Je' suis Jesse - I am.   Jess, a leather strap.  We pray in Jesus' name!  Namaste.  Seuss, Jesus, Deus...   Walk-on Tonka (ha) translates to Great Spirit, or Great Mystery, in the Lakota and Dakota nation.

To share, uh... whatever's clever, fun, important, or interesting (to me)

Here, this is important:  Cigarettes cause 16 cancers, have 69 carcinogens, and 7000 chemicals in them.    The cancers are:  lung, mouth, throat, nose, sinuses, esophagus, bladder, kidney, ureter, pancreas, stomach, liver, cervix, ovary, and bowel.    Also, acute myeloid leukemia.  

windy Cindy, smelly Kelli, stinky Pink, and lasses who pass ass gas, a flatulent batch.   Heaven scent.   Holy lowly rolly-polys!!  Bugs don't bug me.   But I hate Satan, and his evil weevils.

the Bible babble is eloquent about Jello (mint) !  bible libel, and calumny from Cal alumni, and defamation of deft formation.   Slander from Xander.   I was fed the Bible in my bib.  The good book got a good look.  The absurd word of god was heard.  He would, be good.