Feeling Sexy

 Clarity, Purity, and Sanity

Trinity, Unity, and Positivity 

Secret, repressed, forbidden, hidden

It’s okay to be Resentful, Angry.   It’s understandable.   There’s a LOT to be mad at.

So it’s sane to be mad.   It’s just not as happy, probably.

Unless you LIKE being in wrath and revenge mode.

Maybe you work in the justice system, or have righteous judgement on sinners, or whatever the case may be.  Maybe you’re good at dispatching demons.

‘Understanding’ , by the way, has nothing to do with standing below, or being short,

The etymology of it is standing between or among, being amidst…

It means to comprehend, to know, to have knowledge, to be aware of

To  know, biblically, is to have sex with

I have a theory about fury

I have a post about peace

SEX SEX SEX

Copulation Congress Coitus

Cum on cam

Kim came with Combs?

Sex six times with socks on to a saxophone

For suck’s sake, I seek a Sikh to soak with in a Souk

I was in Sac for a sec because my dog was sick

He ate a snake for a snack.   I snuck a Snickers.

Chem of chyme, and calmly wiping cum off my comb

I like mental hospitals.   

   Psych-sucks and fuck-folks and, of course, discharges 

Simon’s semen

Jizz to jazz

Splurge to splooge 

Climax during an IMAX movie

Orgasm at the morgue

Explode a load in my abode to some code

dirty Kurt's immaculate ejaculate

messy Jesse and a clean teen and sexy Lexi and filthy milfs

squirt on her shirt, cum on her bum, nut on her butt

worship her ass for Mass, praise the lays, and celebrate what emanates

sex in an orchard: cum in cider (ha)

strangulate and ejaculate??

bloody buddies and damp vampires and cursed with thirst

a drink kink and a swallow all O and ingesting in jest

demon semen and entangled with a vaginal criminal 

publicly pubic;  how rude, crude, and unacceptable!

Like Lucy's pussy, or Dick's dick, or Balzac's ball sack

Or Gina's vagina, or Heraclitus' clitoris

Why would Venus stick a penis in her heinous anus?

Or Spock stick his cock in a butthole on the shuttle?

Is anal banal?  Or as exciting as my writing?

Blessed with the best breasts!  I'm obsessed

mesh with her flesh, merge with her urge

the opportunity for unity

love above, and going below

lovers under covers, pillows under willows

Tight Titans with Loose Lucifer

Gods and goddesses, creating all kinds of things

  doing all kinds of things, by any means necessary

git 'r done.   git 'm done.  G-D.

God is good, period.

Mean Ian is the Armenian army?  amen!

Amun-Ra eats ramen noodles in the nude.

Clearing Yahweh's airway in an alleyway with an Amway throwaway.

YHWH weighs, say, ...   No way!  Way!

Yahweh's sway is greater by day?

Allah is a baller, and Brahma is in my llama

A man for all seasons, Christ is spiced with delicious and nutritious seasonings

salt, kick, punch, herbs... or an assault that kicks to the curb?

a devil named Neville, a monster hamster, a wicked kick to the dick

suck on toes, earlobes, nose, nipples... clitoris, everything, really

oral, anal, vaginal (VOA, voice of America)

gagging on cock and gangbang and gay guy goo on lady gaga 

turn on the heater and eat her

eat her seat, nibble her ribs, suck and fuck

utter some bible babble and shout at the devil, 

shout shit to level the devil, and laud God

cubic meters of cum (cu m)

religions and churches are gangs

sexorcism, sex with God, god is love

  going the raw way with Yahweh, getting wet with Set

  rub a dub dub with beelzebub, and his demon semen

holla back, Allah! Jesus, you please us. Adi, you're a hottie.

We want to see you nude, Buddha! I'm loose for you, Zeus.

Flying Spaghetti Monster (and his monster cock)

Ahura Mazda, is alluring and amazing; wanting Ra's jaw

Brahma is a dom, Shiva is a diva (like Eva), Vishnu is deliciously new

seamen on a submarine, semen from a sub, naval slaves

God's nod says yes to Jess' mess

genius indigenous, and dumb rum

white man with a tight can in a light van wants to fight Dan

The Buddha dude is hatin' Satan

the ant Christ and rhesus Jesus and monkey monk

Allah's doll is the lovely Duv (hovering above)

Yahweh has his day in court:  Yahweh's law day!

was Jesus Lucifer's crucifer (cross-bearer)?

Jesus is a cross boss and an angry banger

the fang gang wants to know their foe

the vampire empire umpire 

how to bite right, to choose whose, to select the elect

to ingest, in Jess T, in jest

to consume, eat, swallow, (incest, in jest?)

mom w/o qualms, and a bad dad

wild-child, young and hung, on the tongue

daughter? He caught her, fought her, and got her in the water, like an otter to be slaughtered, and because she was hotter, it was not forgot, and he bought her a yacht.

sister? kissed her, mister! I don't insist she exists.

    blister fist dissed her hissed 

    gist list missed pissed wrist cyst 

I never saw Sarah bare, and I'm a Teshara who stares

it wasn't just a rare scare; it was an into the air nightmare

more horror lore of yore, while people snored

heck, a wreck of ejected effect; and a smash crash of rash ashes

cigawretchedness and a seatbelt unfelt 

a bro low with woe, y' know?  a brother with the same mother

my smart heart wonders about the dumb cum

my mind is in a bind, my cock in a sock

the liberal fibbed about nibbling on his sibling's rib

I got dibs on the ribs, said the baby in the crib with a bib!

vagina in Virginia, penis in Pennsylvania

the pussy posse and an awkward talk about cock

   chickens doing cats? wtf?

working hard to soft rock

the hard bodyguard got flaccid on acid

don't always expect it to be erect!

do you inspect and reject?

my member remembers the embers of December

greek geeks, kind kids, Danny Glover's lover, and a sexy ex

hot and rotten, purty and dirty, with a pretty kitty

what are the sexes of your exes?

Wesley from Wellesley gave the plump plumber a plum for laying her pipe, and working with the tit of her trap, and insertion into a female end of a fitting.

the jizz biz:  pornographers, fertility clinics, prostitution, gettin' busy

After tex-mex, flexing pecs, and kissing necks, Rex and Bex had sex

the sex was up to specs. :-)

'beating around the bush' is not a sexual idiom (comes from hunting)

randy Randy, lusty Dusty, horny Lorne, and Pete in heat

craving at a rave, hunger for tongue, desire for fire, 

need for the deed, thirst for your first, wanting a gaunt gent

aching for Jake to take you, to make you quake

dance without pants with nude lewd dudes in the mood

sex sells Excel

V-hickles

Sex Cars (and death cab for cutie)

ravished in a Rav4; deeply penetrated in a Honda ('deep' in spanish)

curves in a CRV; hardcore in a Corolla; less mess in a Tesla

fuct in a truck; chevro-lay; ForD, fuck or die (rape-ey); cum in a Camry

subaru (are you a sub?); Betty Boop in a Cooper; sex in a Lexus

cursed with the worst burst of thirst for your first nurse in a hearse

Volvo vulva and (alfa) Romeo and Hummer (blowjob), mouth in Plymouth

Acura, Mini (ack you're a child), Lamborghini orgasm org

Jaguar is a cat (pussy);  fuct for a fact (fiction, faked)

kink in a Lincoln; anal about lanes; tight with tits in a Titan/Titanium

ass in an Aston Martin; ow in an Audi/Smart; do doggy in a Dodge

shuddering in a Hudson; ejaculating in a Mack

Ram her with my Polestar; eat her in a Peterbilt; vw very wet

sadism in a Mercedes, and cunt in a Countryman

Mazda, Maserati, and Karma:  mama!  

I got, as I was taught, naughty hotties (in my Maseratis and Bugattis)

Saab 9-3.   My birthday is September third.  Sob.  Hyundai.

Genesis, and sister Jennifer, and genetic sis.

Sarah, Sara, and Teshara

Teshara

Anagrams: the Sara; as earth/heart/hater; shat ear, etc.

Teshara, pronounced T' share uh (as my dad said)

T' shawr-uh is also acceptable.

I'm not Japanese.  It's NOT Tess uh ha raw

philosophically, any word can mean anything, and a rose is still a rose by any other name, so call me what you want!  (Hi, whatuwant!).  Jesse, Jess, Jester, Jesús (hey Zeus), Jesus, Chuy (chewy), Isaí (eesah-e), or even Jessemiah (my joke) all work.   Or, hey You.  Shithead.  j/k.   God?   Reality is all the God there ever is, so call me Mr. Universe, lol.  Or,  Guy Ombre Dude...

Kelli calls me honey, lovey.   

the wizard's staff

a sex hex and a spell to obtain a belle 

the sorcerer's horse has a dick like a stick

the Mahdi's gaudy body with a naughty hottie 

wrath and revenge, w.a.r.  

peace and Reeses pieces and a Jesus piece and whirled peas

virgins, vaginas, and gin.  Imagining revving Gina's engine. 

Jinn, Jean, Jane, Joan, June, Jen, Janice, John, and Jeannine

Anna Graham and Lucy Fur and calico kitty (Kelli-co)

driving a Mazda in Gaza to deliver gauze to ma's cause

KJS

Kelli, who I must tell, is a swell belle, has me under her spell

   stressy Jesse should not be vexed by sex with her Mexican ex

Kelli's Achilles heel, in Cali, walking collies, with coolies, and Kali

Kaley Cuoco, Kell (into the spring), Kylie, holy Koli (indian caste)

reading the tea leaves with touchy-feely Keli (pron. Keely)

cully: 1. a companion, 2. a dupe, an easily tricked person.

GIVE and TAKE

I gave all I had, and took a shower

I took a break, and gave a shit

It's taking me all day, but I'm giving her space

I took her from behind, and gave it to her good 

I gave my best, and she took it badly

She's giving me love, and I'm taking it well

She's taking advantage of the opportunity to give up

I'm taking down the giving tree

I gave her my heart, and she's taking a nap

G&T, cont.

Gavin drank a Takara sake

Gavin is good and virtuous 

EW is evil and wicked

   Elizabeth Warren's eligibility worker

Take a taco to the tike

food mag:  Bon Appétit, enjoy your meal!

   (French for good appetite, I hope you enjoy it)

MAG: masticate, absorb, gormandize

hungry and angry, in a mood for food, let's eat!  chow now!!

yum in the tum, tasty pastry, delicious and nutritious

abstinence and sustenance vs. a fancy dance of romance

eat meat, beets, wheat, and pigs' feet, milk from teat, treats

good gormandizing, tacos and takara, teats and treats

Plus, some DARKNESS:

CIA, cheating infidelity adultery

vampire, victim of assault, murder, pedophilia, incest, anal rape

KKK, to kill and cook a cannibal

minimal manimal

    animals and geranimals from Manila

beast, with 2 backs, from the east, beastie boys

Cheryl in Sheol and Helen in hell and Jenna in Gehenna

 the abbess in the abyss, the nun in the sun,

a priest in the belly of the beast, and a deacon seekin' bacon

Pat in the pit, and Astrid's disaster, and Mary's nightmare

McD,  murder cook and devour

HF, hedge fund, high frequency, heart failure, human flesh

the cannibal ate Friar Tuck?   Shattuck!

   ('shattuck' is an archaic word for grapefruit)

dark, dismal, depressed, and down in the dumps

vegetarian carnivores and aryan vietcong

King Kong in Hong Kong 

   I know a Michael King, a Michael Kong, and a Hong 

ping pong and sing song and ding dongs

and putting the ring on wrong :-)

Superman and evil-Superman (Darkseid and Knightmare thing)

Jesus and evil-Jesus?  God and evil-God??  (free your mind, neo)

Christ and antichrist, God and antigod, Pope and antipope

Me and anti-me (and anime, anytime!), antime, sex time

Rudy teaches rudimentary lessons on how to be rude

cigarettes and sig a wretched

spiritual spirits and pop with physical fizz

rationality is rash when passion is in fashion

there was rain in my brain when my thoughts thawed

please elucidate, Lucifer

my ego played stratego with my elf-self

who, what, where, when, why, which, how, am I?  are you?

imur and Timur;  urim and Purim

Who are you?  who who, who who? I really wanna know...

me

Who am I?  where am I going? what is my purpose for being? 

I exist, I am who am, no-self, me myself and I, I and I, etc.

AM, am/pm, am/fm, being and nothingness, amway, eye yam

self-concept and collection of beliefs re: 

   my body, past, present, future, identity

Am I Jesus?  Jesus Christ?  Lord of Heaven?  yada yada, anything at all? Zeus?  a unicorn?  I'm just Jesse.  Jesse Teshara.  Jesse Lawrence Teshara.  human.  animal.   Chuy, Isaí, Jesús.  Jess.  Uncle Jesse.  Philosopher-cum-god.  Blogger.  Writer.  Lover.   Heavenly being.  Pacifist.  Warrior.  Homo sapiens sapiens.  Speck.  Thing.  I AM

tacos, tikes, and taiko

the planets, cosmic justice, Holst's holster

Judo on Pluto, and Plato's plight (and the tempo of kenpo)

Merck selling merch on Mercury

Venus needs penis (have you seen us?)

The girth of women from Perth on Earth 

     gives birth to mirth, for what it's worth

Martha from Mars married Mary from the stars

Jupiter is stupider than smarter Carter

Saturn has a pattern of rings and things

Uranus has urine, yes? There are klingons on Uranus

Neptune has a club that plays hip tunes

   I slept to noon after going to Neptune

   I lept over the moon, soon after returning from Neptune

  There's justice in space:  goons wept on Neptune

In fact, it's cold as hell

the sun sheds light, like a snake sheds its skin

rhyme

rhyme time, I'm rhyming about crime, slime

paying a dime for a lemon-lime soda

mimes can't rhyme, even in their prime

I aim to rhyme my name, for a time

my name

Jesse Teshara

messy Jesse gets stressy about being a lessee, yes he does

Messy Jesse and Lionel Messi and Sloppy Joe and Dirty Harry and Filthy Rich

they fed Bessie (the cow) to Nessie (Loch Ness monster)

did Hermann Hesse write about Plessy vs. Ferguson?

SE: sport edition, special edition, special education, Southeast, Sweden, somatic experiencing, status epilepticus, separate but equal, slightly enhanced, sexually exciting, stimulation to ecstasy, Sara Ellen, sociology economics, something educational, etc.

Cher wants to be bare on a chair with a fair pair, like Gary and Mary, or Larry and Barry, or Cherie and Terry, and dare to care for couples everywhere, like even bears or mares or hares.

Teshara's era of staring at Sara's hair is over, Mr. Pierre.

I dare you not to be scared in a bear's lair!  It's over there, by the snare.

Jesse Teshara is aware of the messy affair between Wes and Farrah

It is unfair to have to share the air with a skanky stinky skunky punk like Pink

I think hanky panky with Pink would stink, Hank

Hank the hunk is in a funk about monks in their bunks showing their junk

HAPPY and SAD

felicity or forlorn, glee or gloom, glad or sad, cheer or tears

joy and jollity or sad and somber

Great Delight of G-D

can I borrow some sorrow tomorrow? will you lend me your pen?

Can I buy your guy?  Can I purchase an urchin?  Will you sell me your hell?

Are smelly hellions well, Kelli?  Are chicks with dicks really sick, Rick?

Dejected, dispirited, despondent, dismal, and depressed; down in the dumps

A despondent correspondent from a pell-mell hell, where more war is for whores and the poor bores who open doors to marine corps gore.

The bell fell on Mel, and I can tell you, it was pure hell.

ANGRY and MAD

My sword is bored.  Thirsty for cursed nurses.  It wants to drink kinky chinks.   To cut slut's butts and slice nice icy spicy lice like Heidi Fleiss.   Or fell hellions.   Down the whole town.  Slaughter all the daughters.  Murder all the herders.  Kill Bill.  Visit vengeance on all the vicious, vile, villainous victimizing villains and vampires.  To let the jet set, and bleed the needy, and basically go bonkers and conquer Concord.   Put ten men in the pen, again.  

Yahweh and Sade

Infinity, Trinity, Unity (831)

Matrix (412996).  A guide to God.  goaded to do good.  m8.

  The simulation situation. Mating tricks. Trix are for kids.

  Matrix of your mother, of cement, Rick's mate, and month of May

  A magician named Mei.  Mei's tricks.  8 tricks.

Life with the wife is rife with strife but my knife is in Haifa

My zen girlfriend is tender, bendy, and trendy.   

She's from Kenya, and listens to Enya.

Dapper in Napa, phi beta kappa, and japanese, like Frank Zappa

Dove hovering above!  My love would love a SUV from the Guv! 

She hates witchcraft, so Mitch laughed when the witches had to ditch their raft.  I think she'd be lovin' a coven in the oven; she yearns to burn them, and eat edam in freedom.  (daft pitch). Was Taft rich?  Situation of half?, dealing with w/c?  Snitch gaffed.

VW, victim of witchcraft,  (she's crafty, she's just my type!)

POS

slightly slighted, insulted slut, derogatory toward Tories, disparaging marriage, belittling my organ, deprecating depo-prevera, demeaning the mean, disrespecting specters and the spectrum of spectators, deflating the late, detracting from actors, defamatory toward the amatory, pejorative of Jor-El and the majority, denigrating the great.

Counting My Blessings (CMB):

   1. Alive, 2. Alive!, 3. Food, 4. Clothing, 5. Shelter, 6. Security, Income, 7. Health, 8. Family, 9. Friends, 10. Kelli, 11. Libraries, 12. My Stuff, 13. Internet, 14. Blogger, 15. Wifi, 16. Peace, 17. Freedom, 18. Laws and Police and Justice, 19. Ambulances and EMTs and Hospitals and doctors and nurses, 20. Trains and BART and public transportation, 21. Restaurants, 22. Gym, 23. Opportunity, 24. Movies, TV, YouTube, 25. My iPhone and plan, 26. My genes and upbringing, 27. My education, 28. Scouting, 29. Variety and diversity and religions and cultures and races and travel, 30. Sex, 31. Junk food, 32. Hope, 33. Drugs and meds, 34. Help, resources, good will, charity, kindness, compassion, 35. Motivation, inspiration, example, 36. Contentment, 37. Wealth, 38. Joy (in all its forms: happiness, bliss, satisfaction, ecstasy, fun..), 39. Renewal, 40. Grace (god's free and undeserved favor), 41. God, Love, the Universe, and Everything (GLUE!), ("the force" binds everything together, said obi juan ken noby), 42. You, the reader (follower?), 43. CMB: chatrooms and message boards (free education!, like Computers And Librarians at CAL).

(In the stars) For starters.

Finnish, to finish:

wordplay: make us new, make us nude.  mountain, mount in.   healin' Lynn.   change the chains.  save the savior.  day's daze.  Val's valley.  promised prom.  mountains and canyons, and tin cans.  lost cause and disoriented crows (caws).  maintain the mountain.  sidewalks and side dishes from a wok.  beyond yawns.  amen (a men...A, eh?).  great grate.   great burger.  gr eat br gr.   angry and cold.  angry 8.   gr forever.  always mad.  hallelujah.   all lay liu ya.  Serving hellions with scallions.  wide open arms and fat arms slashed open.   armed army with arms and arms.   S and P 500 and severed penises.  Zinfandel grapes, and cardinal zin, and raped son.  Bible study BS about biting snakes.  DAD is a dangerous and delicate situation.  Spiritual warfare vs. ...your enemy on a spit.  Syringe and Syrah and Sarah.  St. Stephen, Social Security, Sarah Salazar and spiritually sensitive SS.   Slithering snakes, and nazis.  Whining about wine.  Gary Hart's heart.  remains in Maine.  come to pass, and cum to ass.  pray and prey:  praise (raise penis).  spirit, spear it.  bless and amor.  hide from a hiding.  afraid of being frayed.  nervous in the service.  power of P.O.W.s.   promises and prom misses.  glory and glow.  law, long and winding.  HL, highs and lows.  BP, brokenness and pain.  YHWH and Marquis de Sade.  Itching to know why.  Shaken, not stirred (me or the drink?).  Window and win dough.  Fall down and Spring up.  2 morrow I will ask you 2 hold on 2 me 4 ever.  See the sea.  Knight Skyy.  Sade, sod, shaw, and sad.  Fall into your arms, and spinning around (military, also).  Rectal erection.  End-ure.   Wry zing son.  He has a firm worm, butt is it germy?  I believe in breathin'.  Gunna b good.  Should good be spelled gould?  No thigh elf.  No Ware Weir Gough inne.  Storeys to (William) Tell.  Resurrection and reservoir/reservation erection.   Cree-ation.  POD, power of death, prince of darkness, pod people..  These days, thee's daze.  Embrace your race. Model in a motel.  Master's peace is a masterpiece.  obstetrics, and Toby, Kobe, and Kenobi.  Embrace your embryo.  Abortion, shun a bore.  Adoption, your doppleganger's chin. Tomorrow, 2 mar row, 2 oars, or, 2 rowers (in a row?).  Mar means sea, in spanish / en español.  The mar is marred.  The ocean goes oh shit.   The sea gets a grade of C.  The saltwater is assaulted.   Rotten yachts and hotter weather.  Hit by shit.  But it attacks back.  Fear of the sphere.   Frontal lobes on the globe.   Mistakes, missing steaks.  Urge for a burger.   Anne at the inne.   Inne and out.  Queer peers who meld with elders.  A gay lay today for Jay.  The way for Ray is Yahweh, he has to say.  Anne R. Keye.  Miss the miss.  Repulsive Tulsa.   Nauseating laws.  I mean, Oklahoma is OK.  But my Irish setter is better.  Schizo scherzando.  The schizophrenic thinks the voice of Jesus is... geezus - v.  Rabbi rabbit.  a Hopi ho's hope.  They're over there, near their hare snares.  The bare pairs are where they dare to care, and share scares.  Bear pears. Fruits eating fruit.  Vegetarian vegetables.  Carnivorous carnie folk.  Lyin' lion in Lyon.  the snake aches.  Window pains.  Dizzy disaster.  Almighty and all my T.   Mighty Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Modest Mouse, and computer mouse.  Com inside the Stormy.  Turmoil of the internally infernal.  A nymphomaniac ninja that listens to Nine Inch Nails and Ja Rule.  Old school, new school, back in the day.  Back in the saddle again.  A horse on heroin, H.  G-D is dead and gone.  AH, alive and here!