rap crap

a weigh to pass the thyme

daught-calm

Tits, tights, and tats

live, love, and leave

Papal people peep, pop in, and poop

sightin’ satan, in satin
cattle in Seattle; pc babies! in a rattle-battle

Bingo to bangin’ bongos

Defensive, offensive, and pensive

sax, six socks, and sex that sucks

Crime, cramming, cream, crumbs, creme de la creme, chrome, and Kramer

Violence, violins, vile inns, voles, voldemort, and valence

Jay, gee, g.i., Joe, jew

Jaw, Jah, Jehovah, Jesus, and Jess

God, gadfly, passing your GED, giddy, Gdansk

Good, better, best.  great, perfect

Prr infection, prefecture, perfidy, Porfirio Diaz

perv, perp, paper, pipe, pap smear

probable, possible, passable, piss a bull (off)

Sound, sinned, sand, send, cinder, asunder

bomb, boom, bam! Beam me up

Bambi, baby, bib, Bob, hubbub, Beelzebub, Bibi (Netanyahu)

Bubba, bubble, rub a dub dub, rib, arab, Rebecca, Rob, ay there’s the rub

peace, love, and happiness

Joy, bliss, and ecstasy

Contentment, satisfaction

tidings of comfort and joy

calm, tranquil, blissful, serene

Fun, frolic, and merriment

Of good cheer, humor, laughter

sex, drugs, and rock and roll

healthy, well, strong, fit, sane

Listen! Love, intimacy, sex, touch, ecstasy, nature

Hugs and kisses in hong kong

Thanks, Tom Hanks! Christ, Chris Tucker.

Hanky panky to honky tonk 

Creative, cree-9-ive, anal re ten tive

Music, mew sick, ill cat, cattle

kit Kat, cute kitten, kitty purry, Katy Perry

Elf yourself

Bobbett the hobbit 

Gnomes roam through Rome, rhyming about timing

Libraries for Libras and Aries, have rooms with reams of paper about capers

Criminally subliminal

I’m on a plane, I can’t complain

Death by meth

Hip hip hop hooray

Words of birds, singsong like ping pong

Think thank you, who woulda thunk

Pink planks make a porch scorch!

Universe university teaches unicycling to verse

Big bad, big brass bed, big butt

Naughty at night, gay by day

Good god, GD -gray Davis

Varnish that vanishes from my van

Hey!  Haymakers make aches

Super supper!  Bitter, but better

Authentic author of an entomologist with a pent-up pin-up

Mother moth can do math?

Blab about laboratory blobs on your blog

Stand for something and sit for shit

Angels with angry gel, agent orange and ..

Military milling about, before the bout, but do not tarry!

Sad slow songs to sleep to.  Lost in the sauce? 

Empty mt.   Katy kt.   Essay sa.  Ellen ln.  Seedy cd.  Easy ez.

Cray-z, a sleeping computer

Sex, for sec’s (seconds, lol)

S leaps in his/her sleep

Lose your mind, Never mind, mindfulness, mined

Enough stuff from the power hour

sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell -cake
doves go to heaven, ravens go to hell
healthy hell, heavin' in heaven
chickens that eat bok bok choy.   
hens in heaven, ave hen!
omit the v in vomit
sheeple and Duvlaca
napalm pilot, flying to the gay prom
heavy devil, with Ev in an electric vehicle
Evan and Everett climb Everest

nervous in the service
spotless and thoughtless
prayer for a lair
the wrong song

I declare, beware of eclairs!
Putin, input, and poutine
victim v. vampire: virtual versus voices
Doug's dogs dig dags (deputy attorney generals)
Moral Maura's morale in Moravia and Mauritania
moribund merlin twirling' in Portland (or Orando)
morning warning by a former farmer