Atheism

I've decided I don't exist.

There you have it: God says he doesn't exist.
I'm doing a really sucky job, and since the God Book says love believes all, well I believe this particular proposition, too.

Peace out,
God (or whatever)

I'll leave you with this good stuff:

By the way, if Satan is your God, you're not an atheist.

Here's the skinny on the Led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven backmasking controversy, in which if it's played backwards, you can supposedly make out a satanic message:

"If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's just a spring clean for the may queen. Yes there are two paths you can go by; but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on," some listeners claim to hear:

"Here's to my sweet Satan. The one whose little path would make me sad, whose power is Satan. He'll give those with him 666. There was a little toolshed where he made us suffer, sad Satan."

You can listen for yourself at http://www.grooveshark.com/, if you enter 'Stairway to Heaven backwards'. How crazy would that be if the band really did go through all that trouble?

Here's a link to Richard Dawkins' The Improbability of God
and
a link to a Christian Science Monitor's article on atheism

This second link tells me, basically, that the ungodly can be godly, personal beliefs can be irrelevant, and that religion and a belief in God is unnecessary for a community of believers to exist and do charitable work.