What gumption, right?
Seriously, folks- we're all God
'hubris' definition: wanton insolence or arrogance resulting from excessive pride or from passion.
I've got passion, but I'm not insolent or arrogant, no?
10 hours ago
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Friday, August 20, 2010
Definition of a Vampire
I wrote this, back when I was into vampires
Vampire
blood-sucking foul demon of the night, fanged fiend of the dominion of darkness, satan's minion, lord lucifer's lapdog, the devil's depraved demon of death and darkness, creature of the night, beelzebub's beastly brethren, monster of madness, evil enemy of everyone, hateful hound of hell, ruthless unstoppable merciless killing machine, immortal judge of the unworthy, vicious vanquisher of vapid victims, on the prowl for a gal pal, death incarnate, savage satanic slaughterer of souls, rotten revenant of wrath, crafty cruel craven killer.
kind of funny, I think
Vampire
blood-sucking foul demon of the night, fanged fiend of the dominion of darkness, satan's minion, lord lucifer's lapdog, the devil's depraved demon of death and darkness, creature of the night, beelzebub's beastly brethren, monster of madness, evil enemy of everyone, hateful hound of hell, ruthless unstoppable merciless killing machine, immortal judge of the unworthy, vicious vanquisher of vapid victims, on the prowl for a gal pal, death incarnate, savage satanic slaughterer of souls, rotten revenant of wrath, crafty cruel craven killer.
kind of funny, I think
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Good Books with God in the title
From 2 books of 'best reads'
I read '1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die'. Here's the (16) ones from that list that have God in the title:
-Arrow of God, by Chinua Achebe
-On Love, Alain de Botton
-A World of Love, Elizabeth Bowen
-The Lover, Marguerite Duras
-City of God, E.L. Doctorow
-Loving, Henry Green
-Love in Excess, Eliza Haywood
-Women in Love, D.H. Lawrence
-The Apes of God, Wyndham Lewis
-Love in the time of cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
-Enduring Love, Ian McEwan
-Love in a Cold Climate, Nancy Mitford
-The Pursuit of Love, Nancy Mitford
-Love's Work, Gillian Rose
-The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
-God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace
I have a list of other recommended books from a source whose title I didn't keep...
Anyway, here are the (35 more) book titles:
-Altered Loves
-Are you there God, it's me Margaret
-The Art Lover
-Beloved
-Brotherly Love
-Child of God
-Dale Loves Sophie to Death
-Geek Love
-God's Pocket
-God's Snake
-The Good Mother
-Good News About the Earth
-Good News from Outerspace
-Good Scent from a Strange Mountain
-Good Times
-Kitchen God's Wife
-The Last Good Kiss
-Love in the Ruins
-Love is Strange
-Love Medicine
-Love Nor Money
-Lovingkindness
-Man who Loved Children
-A mother's Love
-Mother Love
-Nothin' but Good Times Ahead
-Pangs of Love
-The Republic of Love
-The Savage God
-So Far from God
-Surpassing the Love of Men
-Their Eyes were watching God
-The Volcano Lover
-What we talk about when we talk about love
-Women in Love
I read '1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die'. Here's the (16) ones from that list that have God in the title:
-Arrow of God, by Chinua Achebe
-On Love, Alain de Botton
-A World of Love, Elizabeth Bowen
-The Lover, Marguerite Duras
-City of God, E.L. Doctorow
-Loving, Henry Green
-Love in Excess, Eliza Haywood
-Women in Love, D.H. Lawrence
-The Apes of God, Wyndham Lewis
-Love in the time of cholera, Gabriel Garcia Marquez
-Enduring Love, Ian McEwan
-Love in a Cold Climate, Nancy Mitford
-The Pursuit of Love, Nancy Mitford
-Love's Work, Gillian Rose
-The God of Small Things, Arundhati Roy
-God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Infinite Jest, David Foster Wallace
I have a list of other recommended books from a source whose title I didn't keep...
Anyway, here are the (35 more) book titles:
-Altered Loves
-Are you there God, it's me Margaret
-The Art Lover
-Beloved
-Brotherly Love
-Child of God
-Dale Loves Sophie to Death
-Geek Love
-God's Pocket
-God's Snake
-The Good Mother
-Good News About the Earth
-Good News from Outerspace
-Good Scent from a Strange Mountain
-Good Times
-Kitchen God's Wife
-The Last Good Kiss
-Love in the Ruins
-Love is Strange
-Love Medicine
-Love Nor Money
-Lovingkindness
-Man who Loved Children
-A mother's Love
-Mother Love
-Nothin' but Good Times Ahead
-Pangs of Love
-The Republic of Love
-The Savage God
-So Far from God
-Surpassing the Love of Men
-Their Eyes were watching God
-The Volcano Lover
-What we talk about when we talk about love
-Women in Love
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Virgin birth
I think I've got it figured out
Heard of sleepwalking? Well, there's also sleepsex.
If BOTH partners had sex while they were asleep, well there you have it.
Pretty unlikely, I'll give you that.
With God, all things are possible, lol.
God is all about mind control.
Heard of sleepwalking? Well, there's also sleepsex.
If BOTH partners had sex while they were asleep, well there you have it.
Pretty unlikely, I'll give you that.
With God, all things are possible, lol.
God is all about mind control.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Some (more) good quotes
17 quotes (from my Godfather's 2009 calendar)
-"The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work." -Oprah Winfrey
-It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -J.K. Rowling
-We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -MLK, jr.
-Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.-Bill Gates
-It's not enough we do our best; sometimes we have to do what is required. -Sir Winston Churchill
-I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with freedom. -Bob Dylan
-There's more than one way to look at a problem, and they may all be right. -Norman Schwarzkopf
-Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. -Lou Holtz
-To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when no one else will -Sugar Ray Robinson
-Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence. -Will Henry
-Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. -H Stein
-Failure is an event, never a person. -William Brown
-Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Satchel Page
-The most important political office is that of the private citizen. -Louis Brandeis
-Forget injuries; never forget kindnesses -Confucius
-A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. -William Arthur Ward
-Your expression is the most important thing you can wear. -Sid Ascher
-"The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work." -Oprah Winfrey
-It is our choices...that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." -J.K. Rowling
-We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. -MLK, jr.
-Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.-Bill Gates
-It's not enough we do our best; sometimes we have to do what is required. -Sir Winston Churchill
-I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with freedom. -Bob Dylan
-There's more than one way to look at a problem, and they may all be right. -Norman Schwarzkopf
-Ability is what you are capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. -Lou Holtz
-To be a champ, you have to believe in yourself when no one else will -Sugar Ray Robinson
-Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence. -Will Henry
-Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. -H Stein
-Failure is an event, never a person. -William Brown
-Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -Satchel Page
-The most important political office is that of the private citizen. -Louis Brandeis
-Forget injuries; never forget kindnesses -Confucius
-A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. -William Arthur Ward
-Your expression is the most important thing you can wear. -Sid Ascher
Christ set a bad example
According to the Relaxation and Stress Workbook...
Irrational Idea number 8 is:
-You need something other or stronger or greater than yourself to rely on.
It goes on to say,
This belief becomes a psychological trap in which your independent judgement, and the awareness of your particular needs are undermined by a reliance on higher authority.
Plus, you don't want to suffer for other people's sins.
Passion should be full of ecstasy and loving emotion, and nothing like being nailed to a cross.
Right??
The other (20) irrational ideas are:
-It is an absolute necessity for an adult to have love and approval from peers, family and friends.
-You must be unfailingly competent and almost perfect in all you undertake.
-Certain people are evil, wicked, and villainous, and should be punished.
-It is horrible when people and things are not the way you would like them to be.
-External events cause most human misery- people simply react as events trigger their emotions.
-You should feel fear or anxiety about anything that is unknown, uncertain, or potentially dangerous.
-It is easier to avoid than to face life difficulties and responsibilities.
-The past has a lot to do with determining the present
-Happiness can be achieved by inaction, passivity and endless leisure.
-You are helpless and have no control over what you experience or feel.
-People are fragile and should never be hurt.
-Good relationships are based on mutual sacrifice and a focus on giving.
-If you don't go to great lengths to please others, they will abandon or reject you.
-When people disapprive of you, it invariably means you are wrong or bad.
-Happiness, pleasure and fulfillment can only occur in the presence of others, and being alone is horrible.
-There is perfect love, and a perfect relationship
-You shouldn't have to feel pain, you are entitled to a good life.
-Your worth as a person depends on how much you achieve and produce.
-Anger is automatically bad and destructive.
-It is bad or wrong to be selfish.
Irrational Idea number 8 is:
-You need something other or stronger or greater than yourself to rely on.
It goes on to say,
This belief becomes a psychological trap in which your independent judgement, and the awareness of your particular needs are undermined by a reliance on higher authority.
Plus, you don't want to suffer for other people's sins.
Passion should be full of ecstasy and loving emotion, and nothing like being nailed to a cross.
Right??
The other (20) irrational ideas are:
-It is an absolute necessity for an adult to have love and approval from peers, family and friends.
-You must be unfailingly competent and almost perfect in all you undertake.
-Certain people are evil, wicked, and villainous, and should be punished.
-It is horrible when people and things are not the way you would like them to be.
-External events cause most human misery- people simply react as events trigger their emotions.
-You should feel fear or anxiety about anything that is unknown, uncertain, or potentially dangerous.
-It is easier to avoid than to face life difficulties and responsibilities.
-The past has a lot to do with determining the present
-Happiness can be achieved by inaction, passivity and endless leisure.
-You are helpless and have no control over what you experience or feel.
-People are fragile and should never be hurt.
-Good relationships are based on mutual sacrifice and a focus on giving.
-If you don't go to great lengths to please others, they will abandon or reject you.
-When people disapprive of you, it invariably means you are wrong or bad.
-Happiness, pleasure and fulfillment can only occur in the presence of others, and being alone is horrible.
-There is perfect love, and a perfect relationship
-You shouldn't have to feel pain, you are entitled to a good life.
-Your worth as a person depends on how much you achieve and produce.
-Anger is automatically bad and destructive.
-It is bad or wrong to be selfish.
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