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L-I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 52) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

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Thursday, April 18, 2024

God loves gloves

Please elaborate on being in labor on Labor Day!

see seekers seed the scene!   hear about heroes here!  smell smelting and Mel melting!  Taste-test enticing testicular toast!  Touch much:  each crutch and such!  Feel feelings fall from fellows like Phil who've had their fill of fury!   Sense scents and perceive sleeves!

Which Christian denomination has domination?

Receiving the nomination to lead the nation of Vietnam

Sibyl the cannibal nibbles on kibble and dabbles in babble

Chuy says, my sweetheart is on a roll

wwjd if Jay counted 25 blue jays?

top dogs, bottom feeders, and middle management

   top gun, middle earth, and bottom bracket

   tops and bottoms with big middles

Sex with Lexi is up to specs, but fucking Huck sucks

Bi guys cry why must I die with Kai, when Mai is so fly?

critical of being reciprocal receptacles

fairy godmother, fairies wear boots, tinkerbell

I want to cum on your bum, tum, and gums

the super duper uberous goober uses lube on her boobs

Check to see if sex with your ex is a hex on your necks or pecs

How much does it cost to pay for a gay lay today?

Rolling in the hay is one way to say lay, Jay

Round two.   Come again?  Second coming!

Putting in hours and ordering takeout

Briefly in briefs, and long for a long time

master don't stress about mistress masturbation

Sit and speak in tongues, lengua burrito, tungsten

do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

courteous, considerate, and civilized;  confession, coming clean

catechism of the Catholic Church; see eye ace (iridology, iris diagnosing)

See the Holy See, sí;  The Holy Sea by St. Ignatius, Christ.   

the cause of crows and cows ows, p.s.  pleasure and satisfaction, too.

Attached to a tetchy teacher who touched on the Dutch putsch and such

consulate consolation, embassy embarrassment, and diplomatic dip

e.g. hamas hummus, French dip, UN onion dip, guatemalan guacamole

Bibi Netanyahu, and big butt, beavis butthead, belly button, big and bad, bold and beautiful, Barry bonds, bill Bradley, bob barker, Boris Becker, and the BBC.  Noah's ark would have had to have been a Big Boat.   A lot of bagels to feed everyone (esp. a big batch of bugs).

Mary's Christmas and Hippie Birthday and Hoppy Helloween

hell of work, struggle, hunger, aches, domestic violence, wife beating, child abuse, neglect, being cheated on / adultery, rape / anal sodomy, murder, disappeared child(ren), having your house taken, while "angels" (in ivory towers?) steal your money, and live in heaven.  Working with your hands, and being judged by those who never do.  Injustice and unfairness and inequality and supposed "karma" or "superiority."

relentlessly venting during Lent

lingering on anger (and hunger, and danger)

the scent of Erica from Central America

scant scents, saints sent, scintillating santa

trials, tribulations, and tragedy; weary and worried; sick of sex

business support systems, and blood spatter/spray

Slim Shady and being wary of the wiry, skinny and in sin

a show about the Shoah?  are you sure-ah?

Jess Tes and the ss. (shabbat shalom?)

smart and sweet, ss, like smarties candy

cultured and refined, like yogurt and white bread

song selection, st. stephen's, sarah salazar, sex slaves, snoopy shelby, super sport, shit show

ground zero, absolute zero, zero the dog

oh and won, O and 1, hole and phallus, the bi in binary

Mary the mayor rode a mare to Marrakesh 

Tie Mary in the library; die fairy, bi-Gary, and Kai-Barry, in the lie-bury

a scary Thai library with Br'er bear soaking in lye

Barry buries berries outside the library

publishers at a pub, righteous writers at rite-aid

planned, intentional treatment of policy, issues

God loves gloves, C-lo loves clove cigarettes, and the PLO loves plovers!


the food file

rasta pasta, Kelli likes jelly bellies, yummy gummies, cherie's berries, Lola's cola and Yoda's soda, coffee coffin, blood light beer, quaff coffee with toffee, whiskey and biscuits/bisque

sugary shit, gross groceries

chocolate milk from chocolate cows, steel wool from steel sheep

cattle at the steering wheel, driving to Vacaville, can o' bull

harmony snacks, cheer detergent, joy dish soap

top ramen and bottom ramen and raw men

Salman eats salmon, Rushdie eats sushi

Nate makes pizza and donuts, to donate to Donna

super soup;  appealing bananas; the season for seasonings

Bart Simpson says, don't have a Cream Of Wheat, man!

I'm nuts about donuts.   I'm crazy about crazy glue.  

I'm mad about meds.  I'm insane about people in sin being in the sun.

So raisins and cinnamon and cinema and synagogues and syntax, etc.

Imola is a commune in Bologna Italy


Dave is into drugs and violence, everyday

Unson is not an insane ensign, nor is Ted Danson like Hanssen

I'm told racism is mean speech and behavior, not a superior attitude or belief

Ray-sizm and race is m..  culture, not skin color...and black is beautiful

wear a brown gown downtown to the lost and found

are you into intuition?  Put your back intuit

you and I, too:   Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan

stop pots tops post spot opts

go Gough!  OG, original gangster

trust but verify, on tv;  proverbs and converbs; 

   converts and proverts; perverts and woofverts, meow and you-ow

I am overwhelmingly over being sick!

senate bill on border security, and supreme being bullshit

falsifying records, tapes, and cd's

Daniel Dennett and Bill Bennett in the senate

David is like a bug.  He bugs me.  David the aphid.

spooked investors, sports illustrated, saint Ignatius, sexual immorality

   like spys, horses, and ghosts (Holy Spirit!)

a stock "run" (and walk, or jog, or sprint) (up or down)

gold in my back yard? never mined

the knee of listening and one need in the night, uniquely neat

knights who say "nee!" and Open sign upside down: Nepo

a weird beard on a freaky geek and a fashionable mustache on Nash

attention to tension

don't jeer Nigerians

iconic Carl Icahn

a change in activity at the CIA

Romeo eats omio (oatmeal)

Gene and Jean's genes and jeans

an anal analogy to the genealogy of Gene and Al (-ology, all? oh gee!)

paraphilia for a pair (I feel ya)

an analysts anal list of anal sexploits

Yo! years old, years young? (Jung), and what's your age, Aggie?

hissing at hispanics, spanish bridge spans

vile violence and violation, vampire vials

wildly wily while whales wail

the count against Count Dracula, while at bat (lol)

the crack of the bat, and a bat high on crack, and a cracked bottle

pickup truck picks me up for an uplifting experience 

Gregarious Greg is my sibling, not Sibyl or Iblis or SB

odd audio

getting even this evening

revenge at Stonehenge

justice for Augustus

super supervisor

Holly-weirdos in Hollywood, playing ball in Bollywood

synagogues and temples throughout spacetime, saints on streets

Ross (the boss) hates taking a loss

animating Anne

taking Sarah to the Sierras, then the Sahara

lord, left or died

Polynesian Pauly has amnesia

the end is Nike

making a mint: mo-mints of enlighten-mint and amuse-mint

cyber-fibers, and cybertruck wipers

allegedly on a ledge

shallow in the shadows

Missy's misconduct

Nick's technique

a Malfoy malfunction

packing ass and an assistance package

the duck senate passed a bill

I did fine on my final exam

fun funding

the flavors of favors

in awe of the law

SOL, school of law, servant of the lord

lawmakers and ahh - makers

high crimes and misdemeanors, high-profile criminals high on drugs

serious crimes discussed on Sirius radio, high police officials (hi!)

high ranking, high status, high-powered, and highly experienced

male men and fees for mail

missiles and drones, mad

execution of an ex-executive

copping a feel on the campanile

discussing international relations on indian rock

floor hockey and sake

fine brains on the wine train (line 9?)

god, going down (no other direction to go!)

wine and dine, with water for your daughter

Anderson takes a stand on standardization

stealing music: chants that you're taking

always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane

crazy from A to Z, and insane from Zane diamonds, plus

the passing lane during rain in Spain, and

a Dane named Jane, sugar cane, brain drain, and pain (without gain!)

crazy from Ativan to Zyprexa; tanto tonto

my bike has bespoke spokes

the flirt took off her shirt for Kurt

Declan on deck: baseball, boat, or backyard? or cards?

the moonshiner shined my shoes during The Shining

bob davis and sarah mclachlan?....   hurt and spurt

go straight and turn her on

man alive:  too many dead women

bitches in ditches and poor whores gored, a gory quarry

suits with prostitutes; a solution to the cost of prostitution

looks and money, genes and resources, or just crazy in love

mad about you in May (and the other 11, too)

come around and cum a round

massage is the message, making a mess with the miss

I miss the bliss of kissing the missus (not sis!);

kissing the sis gets dissed, is hissed at, and gets people pissed (the gist)

being untrue to a philosopher

sad about taking sides, and seed in the sod, say

writings, blog, journal, book:  Structure and Publish

safety and protection (S and P): masd (martial arts and self-defense), 

   a gun, home security system, guard dog, and money

   (for things like healthcare, a home in a low-crime neighborhood) 

oceans are putrid and full of sin? (big fish, little fish, way of Nature)

   statistic: 1 garbage truck of plastic dumped in every minute

one day at a time, one more night (dazed knights)

Volvo, I roll - in Latin (that's how I roll line from Al Madrigal)

  (coke is not cock, Volvo is not vulva, and Kent is not a cunt)

Corolla- the petals of a flower, considered as a unit

Cooper- a maker of wine barrels

Honda - 'deep' in spanish (obvious to the chinese)

driving my Honda to Honduras with my Hyundai honey

I had a toy yoda as a boy (and a boda bag)

boda bags, body bags, and bags for big bagels

portion control and control of your Porsche

you gotta give credit to reddit; profitable prophets; hp ink income

Jess in a Tesla,  Saab 9-3, Z71 (birthday), Jetta

baby hold me tight (by kitty, daisy, and lewis)

   and hold on loosely (by 38 special)

anosmia and otolaryngology

stereophonic speakers and staring at EO Wilson

Mike's Bikes, Hobby Lobby, and Phil's Grill

maybe the baby has rabies

murder, drums, red rum, Mordor, myrrh, and Mr. Doctor

beautiful mind and the dutiful kind 

(people are insane about brains, smarts vs. hearts, quiz wisdom, 

    but intelligence vs. elegance makes some gents wince)

bowel movements and banh mi and beatiful minds

my brain has lovely folds and nice neurons and beautiful basal ganglia

sipping in Mississippi, gin in Virginia, vermouth in Vermont

can of soda, Arkansas of Minnesota

song, misery or gun, Carolina Missouri Oregon

the glory of the gory, said Maury about the whigs and tories

feeling all alone at Alcoholics Anonymous

don't give up this life for existence in a theoretical dreamland!

    earth is the only heaven for humans, we're adapted to/for

    earth can be heavenly, conditionally or unconditionally

you gotta deserve heaven, if it exists/will exist, 

    by making this life good for yourself and others, animals, 

    with love, money, kindness, service, friendship, humor, etc.

love all or have "loved ones" (a smaller circle)?

God loves you, and I love meat, and Love loves love

the Doors sang all the children are insane, -The End (like CIA)

   and the abc's of always been crazy (like ABC tv)

the strike by the reich hit Ike's tike (who I like) at Mike's Bikes

audit?  Got it!  plaudits for odd its.

triples and tripping to ripples, audience doing "the wave"

scripture rapture captures rupture

running with cunning, a hint of sprinting, a dash of dashing

depressed cheerleaders

AM/PM:  anger management/psycho mental

oh thank heaven for seven eleven getting even

zounds! she got round, I found

loose and lucid Lucy

Sara from Saratoga went to the Serengeti

   triceratops cerebellum at the ceremony

Yeti in the Serengeti, Sara doing yoga in a toga

Snookie plays snooker with sneaky snakes

underserved?  that's what she said!

you got home so quick!  that's what she said!

the fisherman masturbated, but the lawyer pleasured herself

Catholic cats in chemistry conduct catalysis

medicine? med is sin!   the doctor rocked her!

kissing where you can, spiritually lost (lol)

I'm the chair of the department!  I'm a hat-rack!

the application of apple computers to apple agriculture

the sound of six saxophones sucks 

a spike in spook-speak;  hispanic specifications for Spock

spic Spock specs: 

  ensign, lieutenant, lt. commander, captain, ambassador

  in sin, tenant, cum, in, ass

racists with cysts, white not right: peachy with pit of hell entity

underworld, undercover, undersea, and under arrest

Wonder Woman during World War

contagious cunts, and feckless infectious prefects

you little bitch!  (female puppy)

I like Ike, hiking and biking, Spike and Mike, and reich dyke psych

watching cartoons on Neptune

G-D, God damn, today was a good day

International Comet Quarterly, and I seek you, Cecile Quindlan

disgusted with Gus, disrespecting Gus and Ted

PD and DP, police department and dolly parton, partying with Dali

sos, slapped on stage, sick of stupidity, savagery of satan

Chris Tucker (Chris T), and Christopher Julius Rock, J Christ 

   and 2 Samuel 22:47, Rock of salvation

DAE, devil and emperor, dangerous and evil, divine and eternal

smart ass who gets spanked

high frequency of human flesh, high fidelity, high five

   hammer fall, heart failure, have fun, hedge fund, harrison ford

LL cool J, lid-lock (seal in hell) loco ten (evil satan)

Hannibal Lecter, the Lord of Heaven, and Holy Love

phD, pit of hell Devil;  KCHF, kill cook human flesh

   (religious tv station in New Mexico)

cannibal can nibble on a can of Anne's bull

Hannibal the cannabis cannibal and a bull

humorous humous and funny bones and laughter after

what matters is matter, says Matt

human in Sheol, man in she, shut up shithead

NEW, no effing way, Yahweh

this is Jesus.  this is Beast. this is 2.  this is water.

water otters and land pandas and air hares

mighty mites, Mighty Mouse, My T

cinema and synagogues, Israel and reels, Judaism and Jude Law

Hauling wood and Hollywood.  Would Holly?

Miss Kate Moss made a mess with her mousse before Mass

David Foster Wallace and all of us

Foster's freeze is Dave's fave for solace

Berkeley Bowl & Bibi, Trader Joe's & JT (me), Sports Basement & SB (ex)

semen in the basement,  when I seafood I eat it, wherever I go Hugo

eudemonism, Mendocino, monde, demonetize, demonstration, Monday

Damon the nomad on no meds: lots of demons (demon seamen with semen)

the aliens ask, put witchcraft on which craft?

daemons and the good demons, eudemonia

Chris has been acting as Christ, Jess as Jesus, and Lorin as lord

HBA on HBO (has been acting on home box office)

evil and wicked Elizabeth warren

witchy women with warts in mort-abort court for tort 

nazi lesbian psychology, natural language processing, reich dyke psych

insane and creepy CIA, 

raping murdering cooking and eating human flesh

theoretical and Israel

that's Allah for now


sexy baseball

come from behind, tied, balls, innings, sliders, singles

striking out, foul, game (gaym), pitchers and catchers, missing badly

umpire, coming out, vampire, coming in, base bawl, full count

scent her feel'd, swings and misses, one and one

top and bottom of the inning, coming up, inning over

vs.

off the bat, strike, hit

love is a battlefield

    nasty pitches, warming up, nobody on

    "home run", third base, etc.

leather gloves, lacing up shoes (luv, ho's)

in the throws of passion (throes), on the inside, delivery

four bases and foreplay, action

bats, bulls (bullpen), wings (swings), bass (base), flys, fowl

birds and bees

pinch hitter, hard throw, making contact, bouncing, fair

coming in to home, out of the box

menage-a-trois, threesomes, and triples

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