God's Blog: Betty the Yeti

Dead-eyed jedi yeti named Betty

Incense in scents

a Yeti is a cryptid. Cryptozoologists study them.

wake and walk to work this week

Grapefruit Oatmeal and Dates

Grave digger, global disruption, general disarray

goals, objectives, duties

gas, oil, and debt in the news

game of death, green octopus dragon, guns oil drugs

good old days, good orderly direction, group of drunks, grow or die

galactic obliteration device, great outdoors, getting out of debt

government of democracy (or dictatorship), gathering of deities

getting off drugs, gold oil diamonds, game of offense, defense

grand omnipotent deity, group operations director, guide of dreams

Shooting the shit, and mass shootings

Catholic Mass, and I AM, and IM (involuntary manslaughter)

Higgs boson, “god particle”, gives mass

Force field, French fries, flash flood, fast food, foster's freeze

Hell as fantasy/frailty

Particle physics, poverty problem, pressure points, Panama papers

Protective and patriotic (soldiers)

adventurous, murderous, brave, poor, stupid,

or “service”men (stand up for little guy)

Commitment and loyalty, communication and love

Learned lesson, Louis Lane, landline, ladies love (cool James)

Jumbo jet, Jack and Jill, jesu juva (jesus, help!)

I solemnly swear that sex sells

hush money? hm

kinky kings and queasy queens

sexual deviants, satan devil, and student debt in San Diego

Homeless and hopeless, his/her highness/holiness

dad, Down and depressed

bhs, brain heart soul

Starbuck’s, Super Bowl, Sara Brown, Supreme Being, shut border, somebody, selective breeding, backstage, behind the scenes, bible study, bachelor of science, bullshit, bought and sold, Black Sabbath, stones and bones

YETI water bottle is durable, attractive, well-made, and temperature-perfect

ETI, extraterrestrial intelligence, etiology, and stinky Scottish giants

Tie Juan, Taiwan!

AP exam, Asia and the Pacific

Devoting time and attention to AT&T

days of crazy praise; nights of bright lights

Med: military, economic, diplomatic (ties)

PS, Paul Simon, spiritual plane, Pittsburg Steelers

Calling a columnist about cholera

I would never do something like that (unless I was possessed!)

Heaven: 3 criteria (no crime, abundance, and right attitude)

Hell: Hekla on Iceland used to be considered the authentic location of purgatory

Heaven considered

a. A place in space, an off-world colony, an alien civilization (“up”)

B. An alternate dimension or plane of existence

C. Being in the presence of God or Christ

d. A dream-world, God’s imagination

e. Earth itself, if you’re lucky, make it happen

f. time period you consider positive (or neutral): i.e. NOT HELL

Happiness, good time(s), being in love, amusement, play, fun

If you've been to hell, heaven is anything else

Black labrador, pomeranian, malamute, frenchie (Kelli’s dog breed fave picks)

AI, Abraham and Ishmael, attachment/intuition, ay caramba, say aye, Absolutely Insane

IA, information asymmetry, intelligence analyst, Iowa, indecent assault, internet archive

SOL, school of law

Money muckety-mucks, Jesse’s assets

Securities, secure, it, tease, ease, cure

SD, San Diego, satan devil, sovereign debt, south dakota

The South Korean president Suks

Bs about budgeting and saving, bachelor of science, bible study

Well hydrated for 5 reasons:

Regulate temperature, 2. Prevent infection, 3. Lubricate joints, 4. Organ function, 5. Deliver nutrients to cells.

Bill Clinton’s background check and before christ and beauty, cosmetics

Reefer reference: this is good shit!

Chuy, Jesse, and Quentin (juicy, chewy, coldwater)

Get a bud, budget, and CORE (coordination of resources and expenditures)

Rahm’s rom-com

TSMC and USMC

ICA and CIA, Cal Arts Institute, Culinary Institute of Ameria, Central Intel Agency

Immaculate Conception Academy, inventory cost accountant

LMFT and LMFAO

Rapid aging? Doesn’t everyone age at the same rate?

The HL, highlights of talking to Hannibal Lecter in the Holy Land

Oliver Gark

FDI and FBI, foreign direct investment

Custom perfumes such as, latex, gunpowder, or biscuits (!)

Eid al Fitr and feed the eater

You feel me? I hear you.

Kooky cookies, spooky I scream, and Fu-Ki (Fumio Kishida)

John Barth on BART, pomo, post modern pomeranian

Lost in the funhouse, lost in space, paradise lost

Judiciary committee and JC

Billionaire tears and top-tier organizations

DHS, davis high school, dept homeland security

PMC, Paul McCartney, private military company, project management consultant

SLE, sophisticated laboratory experiment, special luxury edition

Ramadan and hari Rama, Krishna and a Scout-o-rama and Ram trucks

ram a mama, or ram A, or a battering ram, or rammit up your poop shoot

I want the same thing, iguana lo mismo

Amtrak pluses: people, scenery, ecology, price (but plane is faster)

money, my one, god is one, mammon, mom mammary milk, mmm

magic, myth, and mystery

you-nique you-niverse! (we're in our own worlds)

Work for a magazine, paper, or publisher? Professional writer

10 point plan for growth and results: 1. Sleep 8 hours and early to bed and rise, 2. Eat right, meds, vitamins, coffee, morning jazz, 3. Gym and pushups, etc. (treat exercise like a job, go every day, say Mike), 4. Stay on top of my email, erase old shit, 5. Read the Economist (big picture) and Altucher (detail), 6. Check (and write for) my blog, 5p, 7. Do your homework (self-assigned library books), 8. FUN (wikipedia, onion, J!, trivia cards, martial arts), 9. Chat (family, friends, Kelli), 10. Meditate (silence, clear head, processing).

Delancey Place, daft punk, deep purple, down payment, doctor pepper, double penetration, dill pickle, double play, democratic party, due process, death penalty

police department, public defender, plan in detail

“miscarriage” of justice

red blood, white skin, blue eyes, true colors

Roe v. Wade “overturned” (like a pancake?)

Having enough vs. having PLENTY, survival vs. ABUNDANCE

PA, passed away, public address, palestinian authority, padre pah!, public accountant, parental advisory, parental alienation, personal assistant, pascal

Turning the tables on Tom Teshara in his Toyota Tundra

Eminem and the math matrix

50 cent and the 20 cent paradigm

my destination is not destitution

build wealth, do work you love, and have amazing relationships

virtues of gratitude, contentment, and generosity

keep yourself to yourself, it's a job finding a job, working hard or hardly working

sublime sublimation, post-posthumous, a class on classification, taoist Taoiseach

intra and inter, within and between, frequency and duration, quantity and quality

sad, supply and demand, sick and diseased, stupid and dumb, sad and depressed

on a roll vs. on a roll (lol)

artificial intelligence, really intelligent artificial intelligence

artificial artifice and intelligent intel

Apple and Intel, Amazon and Infosys, army intelligence

the artificial art of fishing

always interesting, academic interests/institutions, auto insurance, army infantry

speech, communication, rhetoric, logic, reasoning, persuasion, diplomacy, negotiation, and sales and marketing (s and m)

mom, and the mind of a machine

dreams, memories, and hallucinations in the imaginations and simulations of machines

machines, marines, and lean mean fighting machines (teens?)

church, concert hall you are capturing history, clear head clean heart

a fragment of a pigment forms a figment of my imagination

tech stacks and tech stocks

oscillating prices and predictability

U and I act unpredictably and irrationally

a rude fuck at fudruckers

the art of persuasion includes: reasoning, logic, emotions, authority, time-pressure, truth, context, empathy, goals and preferences, bargaining, and creativity...

hybrid reasoning systems (combining AI and human) cause information asymmetry

AI in healthcare will make it Better, Faster, Cheaper

like the Berkeley Free Clinic

semiconductors and train conductors

clinical trials in CT

America and Israel, Afghanistan and Iran

Bibi Netanyahu and Beavis and Butthead

the legacy of surrogacy and John Wayne Gacy

actors and activists seeing action

the cost of living (and cola)

prolific and pro-life murderous, deathly, killing assassin

foreign affairs and frozen assets and Abercrombie and Fitch

fa, a long long way to run

travels, travails, and trials

insane brain-drain, insanely painful rain, and growing cain and grain

prime minister and Jeff Bezos' priest

Odysseus and Ulysses and Jesse

firing a hypersonic missile at your high school

golden tickets, golden visas, and your golden years

tired of fiscal blow-outs and inflation

Ellen loves nature; ECF and exception to crime, fraud

NBA, NDA, and NBE

non disclosure agreement, nordic-baltic eight

grocery lists and populists

steel wool from steel sheep; chocolate milk from chocolate cows

pigeons are pigs that fly; cattle at the steering wheel

pig-iron and war pigs and iron man

birds bees butterflies blimps and balloons

AI and Isaí (Jesse, Jesús, Chuy) and I, Isa.

Is AI Isai? Is real intelligence ever artificial?

expansive and expensive, responsive to spawn

touché, to shine

jammin', in my pajamas

the elevator repairman job has its ups and downs

breakdown of my truck, and breakup of my marriage

marriage, miscarriage, and miscavige

me, myself, and moi

whiskey and biscuits, bisque and lutefisk, tsk tsk

you're taking a risk erasing your disk in San Francisco

Jesse, Josie, and Jay-Z in Jersey

I'm fond of photons and the toes of a faun

incidents at my residence, your eminence

a conniption about crypts, crying, and encryption

the editor gave the option of including a caption

if there were a volcano in North Africa, there could be an Egyptian eruption

the annals of anal analysts

time in pews can be therapeutic

cute cuticle! pretty itty-bitty titties! lovely gloves! attractively active!

sexy and foxy, Lexi and Roxy, with ecstasy and moxie!

the leisure ledger

shake it, sheikh! moove it, cow! dance, ants! an ant's aunt

ants, anthropology, antimony, antipathy, antipasto, antics, and ontology in Ontario

youth in Asia, performing euthanasia

cum, to come; assed in the past; now? wow!

drugs cause ughs, but highs cause guys to wait for weight

living in sin, dying in virtue

the mechanic complained of brakes and panes

Paul's follicles failed in the Fall

hit and run; a run-in with the law; luck running out?

the run-around, the run-up to feeling run-down, run wild, got to run

running for office and runaways and runes and a run in your stocking

runny nose and run, jog, sprint, speedwalk/powerwalk to your salmon run

run a fever and hit the ground running and cut and run for days running and run a deficit

RUN for buns, hon. fun gun hun nun none pun sun son ton won one, done.

Iran, I run; taliation and retaliation.

Joel and Lola's souls

what is sown is shown, but porridge is discouraged

racketeering Raquel from the tennis organization

sippin' on yak, goose-juice, elk milk, otter water, bee tea, and deer beer

Yoda's soda, Lola's cola, Mike's bikes, and Cherie's berries

quaffing coffee with my toffee

Pete's pizza, laffy taffy, near beer, and murder burger

Jesus Christ joyfully celebrates the joy of cooking Japanese cuisine

newly neutered neutral newts

demonic demotic

democratic demonstrations by emo cats and stray demons

autocratic democrats and public republicans and private privates

army armaments and marine submarines and navy gravy

coast guard is the most hard, and space force is an ace, of course

CIA and FBI. A and C is a gpa of 3.0. F and B is a gpa of 1.5.

chia pets and fibs, and Cai and Biff

gross groceries and sugary shit and unhealthy filth

checker or cashier (slightly different meanings?):

ring up, tally cost, collect payment, bag, issue receipt

make people happy (customers, self), know/discuss products

smile, be friendly, helpful, improve their mood, wish them a good day

and keep self from being or getting miserable, too

dozens of drones, and the department of defense

top ramen, bottom ramen, ominous ramen, and the common amen!

nominally common domination of lawmen and raw men

a workout that guarantees everything will work out

workin' in a jerkin, eating a gherkin, working it in

working up the courage to work down (negotiate a lower price)

work-arounds to working with rounds (soldier, cop, range master)

much fuss about lust between Gus and Russ

much ado about wooing you, Sue

U2's new jewish crew, too? who they met at the zoo?

trolls on trolleys, hussies on buses, ma'am on a tram, Jane on a train, Joel on a roller coaster, Abel on a cable car, Mel on a helicopter, Lars in cars, the notary on a motorcycle, and the GOAT on a boat. Gnome-nomenclature and ass-classification.

eek! fecal treacle

the meek weak geek seeks to take a reeking fecal leak in the creek, Zeke

this week, you should take a peek at her cheeks, Nika (the deacon speaks)

yum, dumb bums with some rum in my tum

Hannibal the cannibal eats Annabelle; cannibals like Anne eating cans of bull

(where's the beef? trade your time for the money for the beef for the hate)

pigs eating "long-pig" (pigs are overeaters, and cops, and womanizers, and... pigs)

Miss Piggy and Petunia the pig (pigs are smart, some people are stupid, there's overlap)

Mork and Orcs eat pork. (Mork and Mindy, and Eminem)

humans are animals, too (animal rights! animals are persons?)

devouring our devils, eating meat, consuming cons, and chewing on Chiu

Chuy and Chiu on a choo-choo train chewing churros

Jake steak and Russel's muscles and John Tesh's flesh and crude food like Pete's meat or Darby barbecue or ooey gooey chewy Huey, Dewey, and Louie, and delicious Trish, with a scrumptious rump.

It's quite right to bite a white at night, said Jack Black to Mack, while on crack

hey. what do you say? is slaying a gay during the day the way to k? yea or nay?

dear lord, murdering a herder near the border when you're bored, is not ordered!

If you must obey, Jay, then slay the way of k for the day, and lay down on the ground with your hound, and sleep with your sheep, to enjoy a boy named Roy that doesn't annoy, and have fun in the sun with your honey, enjoying your money, and being funny!

John Tesh, Dave Koresh, and Phil Lesh all have delicious flesh!

soap had sex with steel wool, and the Brillo pad is impregnated with soap

the mellow fellow ate yellow jello; I bellow below about bocarillos and Brillo pads

I brought my pillow under the willow and dreamed of abc, Amarillo Brillo and Camarillo (and ass bum can) (bum bottom buttocks)

yum! gummies and rum in my tum make me hum

but um, scummy cum is dumb to put in your bum

In sum, the numb mummy is from both a tomb (and a womb), and portends looming doom

Sick chicks with dicks like Vick should stick with quick-picks for kicks, instead of licking sticky Mick, icky Nick, or slick Rick!

have fun in the sun with your honey and your money

stratospheric status

taking turns playing nocturnes

Even though Ozzy was crazy, sleazy and easy groupies were loopy, too - and dizzy Lizzy and cozy Josie were good to go (and cum).

Rolling in bed with a hard-on (and rock-n-roll)

swaying stones and rocking rocks

a herder was murdered by a forder from across the border

you give the word, and I'll obey an absurd order, Urdir.

Larry in the liar's lair, doin' Don's dame, Diana

information on nymphomania: nympho info

satan is an ombrophile, a bad hombre with a love of darkness

wait, that's nyctophile. ombrophily is love of rain, water.

where were wars? when did Juan win? wait....what?

why do we weigh weee vs. woe? Because too much sadness can be madness.

Hey, Hugh. Hi!, he said to a ho (haha).

wrestling, then resting

Rastafarian pasta

Rusty roasted his wrist

Jesse Teshara is Chuy Tesh is chewy flesh

drink Bud or drink blood? the flavor of Dave

condescending dom in a rom-com about Mom and Tom

calm and without qualms, I meditate (om) on bombs in 'Nam, the Somme, Hamburg, and Lompoc.

Hey Zeus, Hey Seuss, G-zuss, G-Ssuss

Buddhist monkey, ant christ, deer lord

Morning star is Lucifer, Jesus, and Venus.

A planet, the light of the world, and a fallen angel.

Mom reads Psalms and cheers with pompoms

bitches and ho's. female dogs and hearts of space. lol.

MONEY: monet, mona, manet, mayonnaise, maize, amazing, my one, and Jamaica, mon.

rhymes with bunny, honey, funny, sunny, runny, one/won, nun/none, pun, done.

bring your honey money; hun-e: Attila on ecstasy

heresy is a fallacy: it's all good! it's all bad! it is what it is.

all words are just noise? all video is just light? music devoid of emotion?

Mick's stomach, Tam's tum, and Kelli's belly

heresy on Hennessy and apostasy on ecstasy

drunk on drink, drunk by drunks, and drinking purple drank

strict restrictions on strychnine

hail hails from the sky, like skyy vodka

we had a strong beginning this weekend

the lost knight foundation

Wandering Wanda

belittle attack demean (b.a.d.)

VINE (valley intercity neighborhood express)

Napa (city) is 18.1 square miles

epic inner lives of gods and vessel-bodies, enlightening, rapturing

people as dogs, pigs, bears, bunnies

dawgs and bitches

ecstasy, rapture, bliss, elation, euphoria, joy, heaven, paradise

heavenly ski resort, paradise california, joy dish soap, cheer detergent, harmony snacks

love with or without consulting a compatibility algorithm? damn the torpedoes

understand, grok, comprehend, make each other happy, commitment, help thru hard times

same values, going in same direction, no "deal-breakers", respect, appreciation, admiration

Imola is a commune in Bologna, Italy (!)

empathic telepath, sociopathic psychopath, homeopath and Patrick H

NAPA auto parts stands for National Automotive Parts Association (hq: Atlanta, GA)

Napa napalm? (napalm is a portmanteau of naphthenic and palmitic acids)

NA, North America, Native American, nah, not applicable

AP, application, advanced placement, associated press

PA, palestinian authority, dad, public address, pah

NAP, short sleep, network access protection... and nappy hair

gnap! is the word used by Smurfs after being turned into black smurfs

APA, american psychiatric association (or philosophical)

mediterranean rain

in the habit of hot air ballooning

much adobe about nothing

I don't miss the mission

king kong's conquest

it's winery, not whinery!

wear a toga in Calistoga

fairies on ferrys

serving broth at a brothel

opening your can

Sonoma gnome

air in the area

a big belly in Middleton

yawning in the canyon

junk in the chin at the junction

six fags at Six Flags

Val lays a ho in Vallejo

car keys in Carquinez

relaxing in my tub in Crockett

Rhode scholar knows the road to Rodeo

sober in El Sobrante (means 'spare' or 'surplus')

irked in Hercules

pabulum in San Pablo

rich in Richmond

Martin in Martinez

payola in Imola

phi beta kappa in Napa

I'd rather be in Rutherford

the savior of Salvador

OK in Oakville

too many youth to count in Yountville

Union membership in Union, CA

writing in Penngrove

picking flowers for Uma Thurman in Petaluma

St. Rose high school's trip to Santa Rosa

vatos in Novato

milling over a move to Mill Valley

Suisun. So soon?

Dick from Dixon, Winter in Winters, Dave in Davis, bats in Batavia, Elvira in Elmira, cows in Vacaville, Allen and Dale in Allendale, Harley dealership in Hartley, gun store in Cannon, Barry from Berryessa, Nick in Nicasio, Helen in St. Helena, deer on the ark from Deer Park, in Newark, Taylor from San Mateo, nada in El Granada, lost my car in San Carlos, Ewoks in Redwood City, doing the math in Atherton, women getting high in Menlo Park, dad in PA (Palo Alto), Stan drives a Ford to Stanford, Anderson drives his Cooper to Cupertino, taking the foster kids to foster's freeze in Foster City, pita bread from Milpitas, Jose can you see, Claire from Santa Clara, Sara from Saratoga, I saw Joe Pesci in Pescadero, gore in San Gregorio, macing a mason, and edible cannibals. Juicy Lucy and yummy dummies and chewy Louie and crunchy Edvard Munch and flavorful Dave and oh so sabroso!! Eating Pete and devouring Matt Lauer and consuming Sue and ingesting Jess. Drained by vampires, eaten alive by mosquitoes, and... all of us, eventually, worm food. From dust to dust-mites.

conflict, opposition, combat, litigation, competition, campaigns, crime, culture war, law, politics, sports, war, business, survival, greed....

vs.

peace, harmony, bliss, cooperation, giving, charity, relaxation, giving up or in, stop fighting

sexiness

the urge to merge, get wet yet?, boy toys, taking girls for a whirl

a rush of gush, a thirst to burst, the worst, first

bunny honeys and jetset pets

smoke some cush, smack some tush, lick some bush, and pull and push

best breasts, classy ass, juicy pussy, messy Jesse

sips, hips, lips, and whips

horny fornicating, Arnie and Ernie

the fuss about lust between Gus and Russ