Weight, Dye ?
i.e. overweight, underweight, taxed organ systems, black face, bulimia, anorexia nervosa, starvation, drought, isolation, poverty, neglect
Every Possible Threat to You
insult, offense, trigger, surprise, shock and awe, overwhelming force
punched, hit, kicked, elbowed, kneed, slammed, tripped, thrown, submitted
slashed, stabbed, shot, bruised, battered, broken, beaten, bashed, blasted
internal bleeding, arterial, venous, capillary... broken heart
arrows, rocks, bullets, projectiles, cannonball, boiling oil, missiles, ordinance, shot, MIRVs!
slip on a banana peel, trip on a crack, fall on your face, broken hip, choking, suffocation
Old age, senescence, cellular replication
Diseases (x _____) (y categories) -
around 19,000 distinct diseases / (plus?) 10,000 rare ones
heart disease, cancer, infection, copd, stroke, alzheimer's, diabetes...
didn't look both ways, didn't wear a helmet
Hit by a bus, car crash, drunk driving, no seat belt, pushed off a cliff
whipped, burned, castrated, hanged, tattooed
Wrong place at wrong time, bad luck
Hit by an asteroid, hit by a home run, foul ball, baseball (sun in your eyes?)
Soda machine falls on you, piece of space junk
Earthquake the ground swallows you up, building falls down
Tidal wave, big wave surfing error, drowning, fall off a boat
Terrorist attack
first you get a rubber hose - then you stick it up your nose: turn it on, then you're gone!
hammer, nailgun, baseball bat, crushed in a box crusher, pulled into a wood-chipper
cigarrettes, cigars, secondhand smoke, pipes, chewing tobacco
Airplane malfunction, train derailment
your space station is losing cabin pressure!
dagger, axe, halberd, mace, pike
silent treatment, emotional abuse, abandonment, anxiety, fear
bungee cord snap
ski into a tree, surf collision, rock-climbing miscalculation
mine collapse
caltrops, booby traps, punji sticks, landmine
Hurricane / cyclone, tornado / twister
Flood, drought, starvation
fire, ice, burn to death, freeze, exposure, inclement weather
Killed by a vampire, eaten by a cannibal
get drunk, kidnapped, raped, tortured, murdered, cooked, eaten
Die in your sleep (killed by a dream?)
mysterious malevolent manipulation of your chi and prana
die laughing, a comedian that "kills"
Weight falls on you (weightlifting mishap)
Medication, drugs, interaction effects, side effects, addiction, overdose
Recklessness
Homicide, Suicide
self-neglect, and self-hatred, not caring
smoking, alcoholism, drug abuse, risk-taking, apathy
criminality, suicide by cop, giving in, giving up
bayonet, lance, spear, tomahawk, flail
nuclear, atomic, hydrogen, fission, fusion, bomb
A car crashes into your house
impaled, dismembered, decapitated
Heart attack
One of the 16 cancers from smoking (or emphysema)
Gun accident (oops, it was loaded, or oops, that wasn’t shooting blanks)
Poisoning
garroted
Blunt force trauma
Sword, knife, throwing star, grenade
Assassin
howitzers, mortars, automatic/ (sub) machine guns
tanks, flamethrowers, monsters, things that go bump in the night
Bomb
kraken
Starting a fisticuff fight
Driving on the wrong side of the street
Power outage, life support systems
Bee stings
Fall off a horse
Struck by a car
stoned to death, crushed, the rack, Iron Maiden, crucifixion
Black magic curse, voodoo pin cushion doll, bad juju
Karma, you pos
thrown from a car
Giving up
Sadness
abducted by space-aliens and vivisected
Dangerous work (mining, military)
mercenary, soldier of fortune
Criminals eliminating witnesses
your pancreas listed as an ingredient for a witch's cauldron
Crossing the wrong guy
Bit by a rabid dog
Cow-tipping
Holding your breath
black hole
Strenuous over-exertion
Attempting to exsanguinate, you silly vampire
Overeating, exploding (impacted colon)
Getting beat up (gangs, prison, outside sports arenas, etc.)
MMA, hockey body check
Sports hard foul
Pollution, air, water, soil, secondhand smoke
Running into a wall, a tree, a glass door
Gladiator competition, fight club
Hunting accident
Undertow
Rogue waves
Running out of oxygen
The bends
Jousting mishap
parachute incorrectly packed
sucked into a plane engine, head lopped by helicopter blade
Wrestling, crossing the line
Looking at somebody the wrong way
Getting eaten alive (dropped into an alligator pit?)
Quicksand
Falling into the ice
Dehydration, salt water
Landslide, avalanche
Collateral damage
Sniper
slit throat
Surgical strike
Blowing your top, fury
swarm of malarial mosquitoes
improperly prepared fugu
Sacrifice
Elevated risk, lowered self-defense, apathy
Suicidal tendencies
Hit by a train
Jump off a bridge
Out of your depth, biting more than you can chew
Unprepared
Thrill-seeking
Lion-taming and alligator wrestling and snake-handling
Bullfighting, toreador
Overconfidence
Bad lucks
Falling victim to a mass-murderer or serial killer
Falling asleep with a cigarette
Guillotined
The sun explodes
Eaten by a lion
stung by a jellyfish
bit by shark
poisonous snakebite
poison arrow and blowgun
venomous spider
spy with a nerve agent
resentment, spite, malice, revenge
Long covid
Too many cigars
Fell into a volcano, hit by lava blob
Sunburned too often
getting lost in a snowstorm, blizzard
Ate the wrong kind of mushroom
Affliction too far from hospital, ambulance, care
Sedentary lifestyle, too much sitting, tv
Fireworks explosion mishap
your boat struck an iceberg
Asphyxiation, strangulation
Pain
Trained professionals only, do not attempt to do this on your own
Messing with powers you can’t possibly comprehend
Universal malice, nobody likes you, everybody hates you
Electrocution
Defenestration
frightened to death, horror
Overworked
Bored to death
Mortal combat
War
tickle torture
die of embarrassment
self-defense, preemptive self defense
yada yada, on and on, time itself
ignorance, stupidity
ischemic heart disease. You know, ischemic.
left for dead
plasma gun death ray!, directed-energy weapon
all of the above
Pai Mei's five point palm exploding heart technique!
beheading, smash mouth, 5 finger death punch, nasal bone impact, knuckle to temple, uppercut to chin, throat chop, a move practiced a thousand times "that cannot fail"
and, of course, being born, being alive (everyone dies, eventually). tick tock
thingness, and decay
