In Session

 God v. Demon

Court is now in session

Sentenced for as long as it takes to become Me

People are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfully?

Estranged from yourself

Go ahead, try it, you’ll like it, you’ll see

Nothing is good, nothing is bad, everything just IS

live, die, whatever

pleasure, pain, well…not whatever

Pleasure is FAR superior

Karma for pain- you cause it, you receive it

Life is measured in future pain or pleasure

So prove your life is The Good Life, to be spared

The future is theoretical

Theos is the operating system

betterment, improvement, increase

Life is Good! Said God

Because I AM

I’ve only killed x

I’ve only killed y

Demon v. God

Chess 

Thou shalt not killl

Do as I say, not as I do

Killing, bad

If you kill, you must be Me

Corporate, and justified, and reciprocal

And Forgiven

Manslaughter?  Young girl’s laughter?

Ugh 

UBI, survival guarantee for everyone

Universal basic income

A floor, with no ceiling! (re: income)

The Will of God, things as they are

The best of all possible worlds?

With everyone pursuing their own version of Utopia

No way!  Ya, whey!  weigh

YHWH,  (H WHY, backward)

antichrist and ant eye cry (st, something)

aunty kreist?

Jesus, hey Zeus

Slartibartfast created Norway

Bayou?  by you!  by me? blimey!

Chuck Norris died.    Robert Mueller died.   xx.   

beastly burial holes: 6 feet under, by 6 feet wide, by 6 feet long (!)

death cubes, burial squares, G-D the Grave-Digger

DAE, dangerous and evil

Love Potion

 My Theology

Theology is the study of God.   -Ology means ‘the study of’.    It’s not the study of ‘the,’ however.   ‘Theos’ means God.   Islam worships THE God.  No God but God.  One God.   God is the source of all goodness.  True God from true God.  God, the Beneficent, the Merciful.  God is Love.  Theos is kind of the world’s OS (Operating System).  What’s love got to do with it?  Well, fall in love and find out.  What is love?  Does anybody love anybody, anyway?   You make love, and you break love, they say.  People change.  Love pumps on.  

True love finds its soul mate?  There is the ideal of perfect, unending, infinite love.  We call this love God.  It’s theoretical.   Hopefully, we can all find God.  God is the way to happiness.  The path to bliss. The source of all goodness.  If you love love, Love will love you back!  Don’t worry, be happy.  God loves you.  He is perfect, and makes no mistakes, and life is unfolding exactly as it should, believe it or not.  Heaven is whatever makes you happy, a place on earth, the state of being -always and everywhere- with Love, being in love, loving, and being loved.  Love-bliss is what it’s all about.   

What makes you happy?  What is love?  Endorphins from exercise, oxytocin from love, nirvana from meditation and enlightenment.  Various entertainments like music, reading, movies, dancing, being in Nature.   Waterskiing, rock climbing, surfing.  Sunning yourself, taking a cold shower.  Going to bed tired, waking refreshed.  You are your body.  If you look good, you will feel good.  Nice clothes, a healthy, beautiful body, not wanting for anything.  Having nice things.   Variety of experience, trying new things, new restaurants, different cultures.  There’s also bliss from heroin, of course.   It’s illegal, addictive, dangerous.   You can die from it.  Not recommended.  Unless it’s legalized, and monitored, is what I would say.  In any case, pharmaceuticals have helped me.   You don’t have to consider being on medications as anti-authenticity.  Just another chemical in your system, really.

Making lots of money doing something you love, that makes a big difference extinguishing sadness and creating joy, like doing standup comedy, or writing, or helping people transform their lives and bodies, like Tony Robbins.  Be all that you can be, says the army.  Get out of that rut.  No need to be depressed.   If you’re bored, then you’re boring.  And you should always remember that you can choose to be happy, no matter what.  That’s what unconditional means.  The Good Life is simply being happy with what you’ve got.  But plenty of cash doesn’t hurt, either.   Or living with freedom.  Life is pretty simple:  logistics.  We just move stuff around.    If you have the basics, you should be happy, with gratitude and appreciation.  Basic needs, in my book, are food, shelter, clothing, libraries, healthcare, friendship, and love.  Stuff like clean water and working sanitation.  Having a life with meaning.   Meaning of the kind kind (ha).   Mean people suck.  Kindness is my religion.  There’s cruel to be kind, yeah, I know.  But you grok what I’m saying.   Amidst all our diversity, we’re all human beings, and want the same things, more or less.   Comfort, satisfaction, ease, leisure, relaxation, for one.   Companionship, friendships, intimacy, and community, for another.  Thirdly, a healthy body, with stretching and exercise (sweat daily, is a rule of thumb), with delicious nutritious and varied food, and not too little or too much sleep.    Finally, feeling vibrant, active, engaged, productive, and helpful, doing something you enjoy, with good karma, making the world a better place. 

They say only God is good.   So be God.   3 ways:  If not identity, then possessed by, or just a a servant of.   It's all good.   It is not evil to claim the power of love.  I claim no special status as a deity;  I am just a philosopher who thinks about this stuff more than most.  God as a perfect being, superior, creator of the universe?  I am not that.   Not bad?  Certainly!

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The bicycle of love- pump up them tires!

love is actually really, really, REALLY liking someone

(and of course liking yourself, the way you are around them)

My friend Marlen says she was named after Marx/Lenin

Country Joe McDonald was named after Joseph Stalin

tyranny in Tirana (Albania) and Tehran (Iran)

tears, frontiers, and tyrannous rex

and the shroud of Turin (Italy)

deep sleep, wake and bake, swim with vim and vigor, perks at work

search at church, find your mind, live to give,

 praise for days, quite right at night, happy naps, 

love from above, foe below

G-D, grant deed, gym day, good dog, ghost dance...

GOD power, (Gas Oil Diesel?)

of course, they say we are all sinners: in "what I have done, and failed to do"

don't beat yourself up, okay?

swim with him, flirtation flotation, were sure of her, harpies playing Heart on harp, chic boutique, with widgets for midgets, china's chains, chunky Chennai chins, and cheese affects my chi, prawns affect my prana, and my Karman Gia affects my karma.   Wake up, they're making fake pups.   Charlie Chaplin, Cheech n' Chong, Chuck E. Cheese!   Phuc Yu is a name.   It means "prosperity, gentle", among other things.   It's pronounced Fook.   I done did the damn dishes.  A tub of butter fell in my tuba.  Buddha's tuba.   A hot knife, in cold blood.   The COP recorded the evidence of an obvious Crime Of Passion.   The dim criminal named Grim Tim was captured by Jim "Subliminal" Kim.   The Buddha said 'I am awake'.  G-D just said 'I am'.    Kids sing life is but a dream.  Hakeem "the dream" and Chris "nightmare" Arreola.   Victor "the vision" Shade, and Blind Lemon, and "hearie," dear!   Yin and Yang- Yin Shun and Andrew Yang.   Pee-chee!  remember those?  The study of "God" is a semantic exercise.   Goodness, virtue.   A study of love and reality and power, too.    Justin Case and Gill-T and Inne Oh Scent.   All we are is Dustin Wynn.  Genial Gene and barbaric Barbara.   Conan the conehead.   Haiti, Ireland, Madagascar.  Hate, ire, mad.   Suffrage, suffering from rage.  Suffragists, the gist of it.  Neolo-jism on my cum-puter.  "Resistance to tyranny is obedience to god"- Susan B. Anthony.  

Godiva, Godwin, Godel, Godot

Godinsky, lol

Lazy and indifferent vs.  Ambitious and hard-working!

havil

Don't You Know

Musical madness

Wutcha wutcha wutcha want? Wucha want? -beastie boys

Me, myself, and I - all I got in the end!  That’s how I found out -beyoncé

Don’t you know I’m loco, essay? (ese) -cypress hill

Toys in the attic, he is crazy -pink floyd

This is the song that never ends!  yes, it goes on and on my friends-

    Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was,

    And they’ll continue singing it, forever just because….lol

  -lamb chop's play along

Insane in the membrane, insane in the brain!

You gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger…  -des'ree

crazy train -ozzy

crazy for you -madonna

no we're never gonna survive unless... -seal

nutshell -Alice in chains

and don't forget Gnarls, & Aerosmith

(and the ska band, Madness) ("horror-core"  ICP, I for insane)

"drift gently into mental illness" -The Beat (mirror in the bathroom)

expensive and expansive

amazing Amazons

the chief chef, chose cheese (chinese chi cheese)

documentaries are real reels of reality

cinematic sin, evil boll weevils, and wicked Wiccans

Holy Ghost and Chewy host

hostess cupcakes and hostility at the hostel

I have no quarrel with coral (or Carl)

goodbye, Dubai!   hello, Holland!

formerly formal, currently curvy, projected conjecture

futuristic fuels and space-age sages

despicable aspic and laudable laudanum

ask Alaskans about Damascus

Cyrus from Cyprus is seriously Syrian

Nigerians eating cheerios

rebels in the rubble

when I dip you dip we dip-lomat!

Richard's contingency!?

Gina (gene-uh) from China (chai-nuh)

women's lib in Libya, for Olivia

loony Sunnis, crazy Daisy, mad Vlad, insanely inane

nutty karate, psycho taiko

loco about cocoa, schizo about ditzy wit

plans for planes, thanks for tanks

while my guitar gently weeps (weapons that wept)

californication and literotica and Lahore-dom

grr, anger (it's all gravy?)

JLT, Jardine Lloyd Thompson, and me, too (Jesse L Teshara)

wearing orange and red, eating oranges and bread

Sanae is sane.  She drinks gin and plays ping pong? lol

Millie is militant, pacifism is passé

Millicent will cost you $10,000

girls caught in a boycott

all we are is dust in the wind;  dust storm

he was a standout at doing sit-ins

Blockbuster video, in a boom town

I belong to the same religion as a pigeon

medicate, meditate, and mediate

epigram (clever-saying) in a telegram

lore about Lawrence, Laura, and Lorin

an expressionless impressionist

baybee zombees

extinction stinks (an olfactory fact!)

insects and out sex

habitattoo

it's pronounced newz-paper, not noose-paper!

jalapeños can be pronounced painfully, though

I say schizophrenia, friend, not skits-o-free-nee-uh

the state of your prostate, in a petrostate

hell is a fancy scare

heaven, help us

Orchestrategic

spare the air, if it's yellow let it mellow

write right, think pink, say hey

brain cranium, stranger danger, rage in a cage

singing about things like rings

the gay scientologist is a clear queer

the homosexual insect is a fa--ot maggot?

a bundle of sticks in the army

gay day during vampire weekend

hollow weenies for Halloween

do dogs of war go to a veteran veterinary hospital?

I ate a pound of ground

wait, you just got date-raped by a weighty ape? is it on tape?

who dates apes, you ape rapist!

I ain't havin' no gruesome Gavin Newsome, you dem femme

I'll try him!  shouted l'chaim

scared of scarcity

eras have auras, as do horas

the quora told Dora they wishe Maura had Laura's aura

praise his name?  ridiculous.  Praise HIM.   A name is just some letters, that spell a sound, that have no relation to my/your body.   You shouldn't care what people call you.   Animals in Nature don't have names (I think).  So name shname.  Jesus, U Jess.   Praise my name?  Well, why not?  geezus.  Praise all names.  Words for goodness and love, hopefully.   Right?  Even you, Englebert Humperdinck, or Shnoodlepuss, or Cthulhu, or whatever in Klingon....

by the numbers- $26T (economic value of Ukraine -untapped raw mineral wealth-, -Economist)

                           20k lbs of U+ (enriched uranium, in Iran's stockpile -Grokipedia).  I don't know technically (how much of what degree of) enrichment is threatening, but that sounds like a lot to me.   60% enrichment, just a step from 90%, nearing nuclear breakout capacity, weapons-grade purity, with enough fissile material for a bomb.   amid accusations of bad faith, and interrupted IAEA monitoring, and ("supreme emergency" as the just war theory doctrine)

The Economist says 400kg of highly enriched uranium.  

My Echo says that's 880 pounds.

value of the global / international arms trade, year 2025:

        $2.63T (in 2025), a record for worldwide defense spending

        Lockheed Martin is the largest and most profitable arms dealer ($75.05B, 2025)

(some of us need new arms - get it?  not very funny)