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The good book says only God is good, so it seems to me somebody needs to step up.

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Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 54) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

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Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, February 25, 2026

Ways to Live!

Ways to Live

Live! (I mean, not just stay alive)


Alive!!  Narrowly escape death.   Learned lesson(s)

Endorphins, exercise, jogging, runner’s high

“the pump” (“better than sex” -Schwarzenegger)

Happiness, in love, love-bliss

Orgasm, sex

Drugs (medications?)

Relax on a beach, nap, enjoy the sun, the sound of the surf

white noise, creek or ocean or rainfall, etc.

Catch a wave, you’ll be sittin’ on top of the world (surf's up, dude)

Go to a library and check out Books, Movies, Music, Magazines!  A big ol’ stack

Surf the web, go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole

Learn stuff, encyclopedia, online courses

Go horseback riding, a trail ride

Listen to stand-up comedy

make people laugh

sky-dive, gymnastics, parkour

play a sport; e.g. ultimate frisbee

Go fishing, swimming, boating, waterskiing

   surf, boogie board, parasailing, windsurf

hot tub, sauna

Go to the movies, a music concert

Listen to the radio

Joe Frank

Restaurants, sushi, thai, chinese, burmese, etc.

Ice cream!  Froyo 

Make money, earn income, deposit into bank, count your wallet

Go shopping, buy gifts

Write a blog

Take a nap, enjoy a dream

Read a book aloud to someone, go back and forth

Play a game (trivia?)

Read short stories, world book, joke books, fave authors, genre

masd, martial arts/ self-defense

Take a shower, reset

Walk around a lake, go climb a rock

Play tennis

Massage

Travel

Make friends

draw, paint, origami, play music, sing, knit, be crafty

Go to museums, parks

Go for a long walk (anywhere)

Spend time with loved one(s) 

Raise a family


Teshara is an anagram of "as earth" (bipolar!)

how's your job as an elevator repairman?  it has its ups and downs

Stop insultin' Satan, sultan!

Does Santa visit Astana, Kazakhstan?

the sane scene says there was a Satan-sighting  

(in stained satin)

seitan on my suit n' tie

funds are fun

spawn and spend

bodacious in Bodega bay

Richard wrote a shih tzu obituary for the country faire newspaper!

(season your language with salt!)

spider monkeys, dogfish, seahorses, cowbird, bird spider, 

  cat fish, lion fish, wolf spider, leopard frog, bee hummingbird, dragonfly

lone wolf human (clinical lycanthrope)


quality, answers, fact, (right) opinion

enthusiasm has the root theos - excited by the good, godly

reality is all the god there ever is

but that doesn't square with torture, in my book 

hell is eternal torment, torture - so hell is not godly

I would even say it is not part of creation, 

  or at least by a good creator, the theoretically perfect being, source of all goodness

although neurons are good to tell us pleasure from pain, 

    good vs. bad touch or state

honestly, only the threat of hell is godly (if that)

get out of hell, escape, get right with god, become deserving of reward, and fear God, who is greater and wiser and better than you (at everything, or so they say)

lessen pride, increase submission to a Holy God of Heaven,

(i.e.  humility, modesty, meekness)

the beneficent, the merciful

(the man of war, which is itself the art of deception...)

You ARE allowed to have (or be) your own God, of course

You can submit the lesser self to the Higher self

if only God is good, then God identity is called for, for dignity, self-respect

if not God Himself, then possessed by God, or, a servant of God

Just Be Good


Be good for goodness' sake, not because of a promised reward or punishment

Virtue is its own reward, War is hell

Love


Says "god" (inhabiting the role)


dead is still, calm, quiet, peaceful.   and dark.   like on a shore, at night.   but how would I know.  get your shouting and moving done when you're alive!

quality, excellence, truth, good, virtue, aretê.    :-)

was Jesus into voodoo acupuncture?  lol (from Steven Wright)

mental in Sacramento

if God is evil, then (S)He is not God, by definition

antitrust Antichrist and antipathy toward psychopathy

cinnamon raisins with hoisin sauce, and filipino sinigang

what if both sides are fighting for peace? How absurd

I sell widgets in Wichita.   Oh?  Which widgets?  Well, the witches like my watches

the plovers in the clover wish I had gloves, luv

the wise guys tell lies of great size (eat a whopper?)

howdy rowdy!  hello and go, hi and die

greetings and salutations, gr eating and salad sternutation! (sneezing)

go blow a tomato, yo.  (lettuce eat, in peas)

you better,  you better, Tibet!  

Ti-boots on the ground

why does the better batter taste bitter?

I thought I bought bacon, but I bought butt!

bmw, beauty merriment wisdom,  buttmunch

   Bayerische Motoren Werke (Bavarian Motor Works)

shit!  I got bit by a bot!

Joe blows his nose.    achoo.  got you.  caught you.

Gory Gore and gruesome Newsome, bloody buddies

Friday, February 20, 2026

Ways to die

 Weight, Dye ?   

i.e. overweight, underweight, taxed organ systems, black face, bulimia, anorexia nervosa, starvation, drought, isolation, poverty, neglect

Every Possible Threat to You


insult, offense, trigger, surprise, shock and awe, overwhelming force

punched, hit, kicked, elbowed, kneed, slammed, tripped, thrown, submitted

slashed, stabbed, shot, bruised, battered, broken, beaten, bashed, blasted

internal bleeding, arterial, venous, capillary... broken heart

arrows, rocks, bullets, projectiles, cannonball, boiling oil, missiles, ordinance, shot, MIRVs!

slip on a banana peel, trip on a crack, fall on your face, broken hip, choking, suffocation

Old age, senescence, cellular replication

Diseases (x _____) (y categories) - 

    around 19,000 distinct diseases / (plus?) 10,000 rare ones

heart disease, cancer, infection, copd, stroke, alzheimer's, diabetes...

didn't look both ways, didn't wear a helmet

Hit by a bus, car crash, drunk driving, no seat belt, pushed off a cliff

whipped, burned, castrated, hanged, tattooed

Wrong place at wrong time, bad luck

Hit by an asteroid, hit by a home run, foul ball, baseball (sun in your eyes?)

Soda machine falls on you, piece of space junk

Earthquake the ground swallows you up, building falls down

Tidal wave, big wave surfing error, drowning, fall off a boat

Terrorist attack

first you get a rubber hose - then you stick it up your nose: turn it on, then you're gone!

hammer, nailgun, baseball bat, crushed in a box crusher, pulled into a wood-chipper

cigarrettes, cigars, secondhand smoke, pipes, chewing tobacco

Airplane malfunction, train derailment

your space station is losing cabin pressure!

dagger, axe,  halberd, mace, pike

silent treatment, emotional abuse, abandonment, anxiety, fear

bungee cord snap

ski into a tree, surf collision, rock-climbing miscalculation

mine collapse

caltrops, booby traps, punji sticks, landmine

Hurricane / cyclone, tornado / twister  

Flood, drought, starvation

fire, ice, burn to death, freeze, exposure, inclement weather

Killed by a vampire, eaten by a cannibal

get drunk, kidnapped, raped, tortured, murdered, cooked, eaten

Die in your sleep (killed by a dream?)

mysterious malevolent manipulation of your chi and prana

die laughing, a comedian that "kills"

Weight falls on you (weightlifting mishap)

Medication, drugs, interaction effects, side effects, addiction, overdose

Recklessness

Homicide, Suicide

self-neglect, and self-hatred, not caring

  smoking, alcoholism, drug abuse, risk-taking, apathy 

  criminality, suicide by cop, giving in, giving up

bayonet, lance, spear, tomahawk, flail

nuclear, atomic, hydrogen, fission, fusion, bomb

A car crashes into your house

impaled, dismembered, decapitated

Heart attack

One of the 16 cancers from smoking (or emphysema)

Gun accident (oops, it was loaded, or oops, that wasn’t shooting blanks)

Poisoning

garroted

Blunt force trauma

Sword, knife, throwing star, grenade

Assassin

howitzers, mortars, automatic/ (sub) machine guns

tanks, flamethrowers, monsters, things that go bump in the night

Bomb

kraken

Starting a fisticuff fight

Driving on the wrong side of the street

Power outage, life support systems

Bee stings

Fall off a horse

Struck by a car

stoned to death, crushed, the rack, Iron Maiden, crucifixion

Black magic curse, voodoo pin cushion doll, bad juju

Karma, you pos

   thrown from a car

Giving up

Sadness

abducted by space-aliens and vivisected

Dangerous work (mining, military)

   mercenary, soldier of fortune

Criminals eliminating witnesses

your pancreas listed as an ingredient for a witch's cauldron

Crossing the wrong guy

Bit by a rabid dog

Cow-tipping

Holding your breath

black hole

Strenuous over-exertion

Attempting to exsanguinate, you silly vampire

Overeating, exploding (impacted colon)

Getting beat up (gangs, prison, outside sports arenas, etc.)

MMA, hockey body check

Sports hard foul

Pollution, air, water, soil, secondhand smoke

Running into a wall, a tree, a glass door

Gladiator competition, fight club

Hunting accident

Undertow 

Rogue waves

Running out of oxygen

The bends

Jousting mishap

parachute incorrectly packed

sucked into a plane engine, head lopped by helicopter blade

Wrestling, crossing the line

Looking at somebody the wrong way

Getting eaten alive (dropped into an alligator pit?)

Quicksand

Falling into the ice

Dehydration, salt water

Landslide, avalanche

Collateral damage

Sniper 

slit throat

Surgical strike

Blowing your top, fury

swarm of malarial mosquitoes

improperly prepared fugu

Sacrifice

Elevated risk, lowered self-defense, apathy

Suicidal tendencies

Hit by a train

Jump off a bridge

Out of your depth, biting more than you can chew

Unprepared

Thrill-seeking

Lion-taming and alligator wrestling and snake-handling

Bullfighting, toreador

Overconfidence

Bad lucks

Falling victim to a mass-murderer or serial killer

Falling asleep with a cigarette 

Guillotined

The sun explodes

Eaten by a lion

stung by a jellyfish

bit by shark

poisonous snakebite

poison arrow and blowgun

venomous spider

spy with a nerve agent

resentment, spite, malice, revenge

Long covid

Too many cigars

Fell into a volcano, hit by lava blob

Sunburned too often

getting lost in a snowstorm, blizzard

Ate the wrong kind of mushroom

Affliction too far from hospital, ambulance, care

Sedentary lifestyle, too much sitting, tv

Fireworks explosion mishap

your boat struck an iceberg

Asphyxiation, strangulation

Pain

Trained professionals only, do not attempt to do this on your own

Messing with powers you can’t possibly comprehend

Universal malice, nobody likes you, everybody hates you

Electrocution

Defenestration

frightened to death, horror

Overworked

Bored to death

Mortal combat

War

tickle torture

die of embarrassment

self-defense, preemptive self defense

yada yada, on and on, time itself

ignorance, stupidity

ischemic heart disease.  You know, ischemic.

left for dead

plasma gun death ray!, directed-energy weapon

all of the above


Pai Mei's five point palm exploding heart technique!

beheading, smash mouth, 5 finger death punch, nasal bone impact, knuckle to temple, uppercut to chin, throat chop, a move practiced a thousand times "that cannot fail"


and, of course, being born, being alive (everyone dies, eventually). tick tock

thingness, and decay