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I, God, welcome you to my blog!

The good book says only God is good, so it seems to me somebody needs to step up.

I hope you enjoy reading this, the Jesse Journal, as much as I have enjoyed writing it. Please feel free to subscribe, write me an email, request that I write about any particular topic you may want my perspective on, send a prayer, click on the charity link, or donate money to my bicycle fund! Have fun!

Your pal, Jess
I'm a straight, virgo/boar INTJ (age 55) who enjoys books, getting out into nature, music, and daily exercise.

(my email is JesseGod@live.com)

F.Y.I. There are about 2500 posts..

Here's a quote from Fyodor Dostoevsky to start things off right: Love the animals, love the plants, love everything. If you love everything, you will perceive the divine mystery in things. Once you perceive it, you will begin to comprehend it better every day. And you will come at last to love the whole world with an all-embracing love.

Wednesday, October 7, 2026

Love

Unconditional, True Love

People change, but true love persists, as a grokking of identity (both identities) and the relationship.   Love is renewed, as a committment between two different and changing beings, who would rather be together than alone, and feel they are and will be happier in communion.   Honestly, it takes work, and can be a bit of a gamble.  Cupid's arrow can be random, but some of us take what we can get.

Unconditional- no matter what.   If you love one, you love all (all in all is all we are), SO a relationship between two expands into your overall relationship with society.   Love is wanting the other person to be happy, not suffer, almost as an extension of self, with compassion and joy.

True, not acted or pretended, natural and organic.   Deep affection, and loving yourself around your loved one.   God is often defined as Love, the source of love, and can be a helpful belief for a committed relationship, grounded in an unchanging ideal of goodness and support and kindness.

Loving Reality, life, yourself, everyone.   Love is happy, helpful, hopeful (Heaven itself).

Sex is just a part of it, called "making love" for a reason, but not strictly necessary, especially if the love isn't mutual, or is unrequited.   Intimacy is a kind of maintenance, a language of touch between a couple who enjoy each other, physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually.

Love should grow and be reinforced, and be pleasurable, in every way.   Life can be hard, so having someone to deal with it all is important, even necessary, because solitude, alienation, isolation, and loneliness don't hold a candle to Love. 

The sex act does not equate to love.  But knowing each other's turn-ons and turn-offs is part of it.   Really, really good sex, good chemistry, is foundational for many relationships.   But not all.   Lovers should be best friends, too, if you ask me.

UTL also stands for Unable To Locate (in police lingo)

Love is inclusive, if universal.   Even for haters.   People who wish ill on others.  Like burn in hell for all eternity.   Or crucify him.  Even dumb dicks, stupid shits, idiot retarded wicked reprobate sinner criminals, monsters, demons and vicious villains.  Infested rotten whore things.  Arrogant bent corrupt depraved evil fucks.  Cruel and twisted.   Yada yada.   Every single one of us, the devil inside.  They say God loves everyone, including sinners.  God says I don't even know you.  But to know know know him is to love him.  I don't know you, but I love you.  You're a person.  I get it.  Get the picture?

I suppose I should add that God has his favorites.   Those he loves most (and least).   Right?

Hats off, yessir,  to yetzer ha-tov!   Have a Buddha-ful day!   Or an even butter day with cheeses rice :-)

I Noah guy.  Why didn't Noah go fishing?  He only had 2 worms!

G-D:  God Dick, Gigantic (Orgasmic) Dick

Home of the Gods

 In your head?  In your house or room? In your heart?  In your pineal gland?  Somewhere in my blog?

Or in Heaven, Asgard, or Mt. Olympus?    Mount Kailash and Mount Meru, too.

Then again, some say God is omnipresent (EVERYWHERE!), as big as the universe itself!

Where are you, God?  Can you hear me?   Are you out there?

Come into my heart.   Make me a vehicle of your peace.   You know, that kind of thing.

Enjoy the ambrosia and nectar (food and drink of the Gods).   You are welcome here :-)

Testaments say tent, tabernacle, temple - transformation, (dwelling and residing permanently, not just as a guest).  Betwixt and between the two temples of your head!  (This temple is temporary, though- memento mori).   ROD, reminder of death.   Meditation, mindfulness, and Moksha.   Sukhavati does not suck.

Nirvana is a band, and City of God is a movie, too

my happy place-  a land of contentment, without greed or hatred, and omniscience (with wisdom, without ignorance).   You can be happy anywhere, they say.   For no reason whatsoever, in fact.   Right here, right now!

the holy throne seat?  no shit!   or, where the magic happens, places of pleasure...

Sunday, October 4, 2026

New Bike!

 The Trek people are amazing

My Trek e-bike (pedal-assist), which I bought for $1400 in May of 2019, had a problem with the kickstand, and a piece of metal came off the frame, and my warranty meant I get a brand new bike!   Phil at the Berkeley store helped me get my $1999 brand new Trek electric bike, which I rode home from the nearby store just today.   It's all black, except for tan tires, and it looks smart.   I hope it lasts.

I'm charging it now.  I rode out to Safeway for chinese food.   My only complaint is it doesn't go over 20 miles per hour.   Like the pedals get sludgy, even going downhill.   But it's got turn-signals, which are awesome, and front and rear lights built into it.   It's still heavy, but I don't mind, because it's fun.   It accelerates quickly.   I have to adjust to the new configuration.   The seat is higher than the handlebars.

I'm told a single charge will take me 75 miles, depending how much juice I use.   Of course, I like going fast.  It's fun going uphill, because it's effortless, and I know how much harder it would be without it.  

Thanks, Trek!

wp (wordplay)

Two-face uses toothpaste!,  new shoe goo for you;   Joe Palooka fires a bazooka;  toxic topics;  angel anger;  gnome enemy; albino from Albion;  hostile at the hostel;  orgasm organism; Amy and Erica, for America!   Electric bill:  elect Rick and Bill!  HALF (have a little faith) in me :-)

Monday, September 28, 2026

God's prayer to Himself

Hey there, everyone, howzit goin’?   I’m good, fine, well, doin’ my thing.  Y’know, writing, thinking, napping, walking, talking and such.   Hope you are also in fine fettle.   Anyway, if I had omnipotence, which I don’t think I do, but what if, right? - I think I’d end war.   I could outlaw militaries, and make it a crime, in international law, to arm up and threaten your neighbors, or anyone else, fellow members of the UN.  The whole world are international citizens, and have human rights, which include peace, and peaceful leadership.   So, just as an individual can’t rob a pedestrian walking down the street, Putin can’t threaten to steal $26T from Ukraine, which is really what it boils down to, if you ask me.  That’s the value of the Ukrainian economy.   


Anyway, I would also -after criminalizing war- have libraries, and digital libraries, available to everyone on earth.   Because reading is fun.    And education should be free.  And this includes exercise regimens for everybody to keep themselves in really good shape, for strength, and endurance, and general health, in addition to beauty.   


Let the robots do the work.   Do what you want to do, yourself, right?  Amen.


where do you hail from?  hale and hearty, and it's hailing outside.

aisles in the supermarket, isles in the ocean

sewers and people who sew garments

flowers and rappers who spit a flow

integrity and out-tegrity!?   ha

(Patrick) Mahomes is my homie

Charlie Chaplin's chaplain


Get your act together, marine corps chaplain!

oxymoron?  huh?  1600 military intelligence

thou shalt not kill, Exodus 20:13

there is a time to kill, Ecclesiastes 3:3


I have some time to kill

these are some killer shades, dude

comedians that "kill"     :-)

drinking Killian's red in a kilt before ascending Kilimanjaro...


1 world is enough for all of us

the UNI-verse IS a multi-verse

multiple psyches in one fabric of spacetime

   "fabric" doesn't do justice to a 3D grid of cubes

but diversity is a good thing, in my book

it's already one (composite) world, if you ask me

different worlds, countries, planets

men are from Mars, women from Venus

Americans have freedoms of speech, petition, assembly, religion, press

   can have any or no religion

in god we trust, on the money

you can define any which way you like (any witch?)

race, religion, region, books, music, nationality - worlds

diseases and wars and money and weather/climate do not respect borders

love doesn't respect borders, either

even if irrational hate sometimes does

it's a complex system

small things ripple outward

sheeple zombies and alive! thrill-killers?

   it doesn't have to be that way

can't we all get along?  - Rodney King

some of us Get Shorty

shit I'm shot, thought the shoat

shoot the sheets (ghostbusters), in Shetland


Is the God of the Universe a space alien?

is there anybody out there? -Pink Floyd

Jews on Jupiter, listening to Neptunes, driving a Saturn, wiping Uranus

In Plutonic relationships (that's cold!)


Star Wars biology

midi-chlorians and mitochondria

amidala and amygdala

F=ma

Jed die, Jed eye


tomorrow is a new day (and a new month)

new year's resolutions can be renewed, monthly

every night you can review your day, and plan the next

you don't have to do anything, you can do nothing

relax, take it easy;  work hard 24-7; do what thou wilt

an old soul, newness at noon


elegy for an intelligent religion

stupid Stuart, stupid cupid

love that fits like a glove

www.love.gov


Bigots, got bi, big O tires, Big OT, big it

Brigitte the bigot, irked by jerks, annoyed Boyd

Bob Saget and the maggot faggot

icky Vicki, smelly Kelli, messy Jesse

Schroeder's odors, heaven-scent


what's the anemometer reading for Soledad?

mm, mother's cookies and dad's root beer

San Diego Padres and the Sierra Madre

Clarence and Terrence are my parents

  not Anne and Saul, or Erin and Darren


Wonder Woman and Barbi

Amazon and Barbizon

Amazing Barbara

Wednesday, September 16, 2026

Gals at Cal

The City full of witty kitties, says Dirk, about Berkeley

Many Jennys, a few jews, some bums, and a lot of hotties at the pah-ty


Alison eats venison

Betsy shops on Etsy

Christine is pristine

Danielle the spaniel

Erin dares to be carin’

Francesca Ceaucescu

Gladys from Addis (Ababa)

Helen Ellen Lenore Melanie Kelli and elle

(irenic) Irene the Sirene (mermaid)

Jackie plays hacky sack with Mack

Kathy gets mathy

Laura’s aura is as bright as a white light at night

Maura knows the score-uh

   Mariah’s messiah is Jeremiah (was a bullfrog)

Natalie is battle-y, and fights with spite

Pat is all that, but Patricia wishes for contrition from Titian

Queen Latifah is married to King Kong?

Rebecca from Tribeca

Susan is losin’ her mind (what a find!)

Tara is scared o’ makin’ errors

Uma’s pet puma is a fat cat, but scarier than Larry

Veronica plays harmonica

Wanda is fond of Uganda

Xandra the panda

Yvette is all set

Zora’s aura is as bright as Laura’s


Melinda, Melina, Melania, Melanie, Melissa, and Mel :-)

Jay Leno, Alan, Leonard (Lenny), Glen...


what do you want to eat, girl?  grill or gruel?


birth, school, work, death.

   awake, aware, alive, alert!   al al aw aw?   allah!

which is better: a poor pair (in love) or a rich wretch?

when it reigns, it poors!

Cindy Lou-Houthi

gilts?  in no sense!  (bonds issued by UK gvt. for public spending)

the answer to cancer is blowdrying!? 

   blow drying, oh my, foe dying, dough buying, no lying 

Joe the jew

Jah's jaw

yes, yeast is of use

no, I don't know if my knee is new

Bjork plays New York

trust and treachery

  TLHFCKOCTBCR

  Scout Law

God of deities, god of gods, lord of lords, king of kings

GODs:  game of dominoes, game of darts, 

   dice, dots, draughts, dominion

   game of diplomacy, game of death

   games of destiny, deceit, dragons

"guess (it's) over (and) done"

global oil demand, ahh the good ol' days

G-D, grave danger, gloom/doom, grave digger

genius diplomacy, government of democrats, growth of debt

guilty of DUI, defamation, dc (disorderly conduct)

   devil, guilty of "possession" (Ha), GOP


This blog (Jesse's Blog, a philosophic and poetic god blog) just went over a Million (page-views), since 2008 :-).      There are 2541 posts, as of 9/25/26.    Influencer, without the flu!

Thanks, everyone!


p.s.  actually, Cal (UC Berkeley) is only like 43% enrolled men (!)


GOD   G officially dead

how many gauss is anyone's guess

a paucity of curiosity


top o' the mornin' to ya

good day

cheerio

toodles

ta ta