Halo weenie

Halloween!

Hallowed e’en

Sacred evening

Scared in the dark

Dress up and be something else

Be something spooky?

Get candy

Trick or treat 

Who does tricks anymore?

I have a blind friend who can take out her eyes!  (now THAT’s a trick)

I bought almond kisses, York peppermint patties, and Hershey’s nuggets

Probably no one will come, so KRT and I will eat everything ourselves

Hello weenie (greetings, hot dog)

Satan says Happy Helloween! Muahaha

You can’t spell Halloween without “allow”

Welcome to the darker side

Days can be pretty dark, too

Freeze Frame

sausage and JESUS (susej)?

Jesus (geezus) or Jesus (heyZeus), Isa (arabic), Yeshua, Yehoshua (YHWH is salvation)

Christ (not his last name) (means messiah, anointed with chrism)

Last name? Of Nazareth, Nazarene

Aramaic?  Yeshu Mshikha

   The carpenter’s son, the son of Joseph

YM, JCON

Yada yada.   The most talked about person in history.

Jess U

okay, me

I go by Chuy, Isaí, Jesse, too

Chewy and juicy

Ay, AI, aye

Art of fish’l intelligence

Understanding fish psychology

Averse to x, desirous of y

Averse to getting eaten, desirous of food/sex

Right?

So, herding fish, like dolphin pods do

Attract them into the net with fish food

What is irresistible to your kind of fish?

Stupid fish

Ghoti 

Bfd

Miracle of the loaves and fishes

Well, OBVIOUSLY he froze time, and went and gathered it all, then turned time back on again

Reality is like a video, and you can pause it.   Everyone knows that!

Non-Christian does not mean Non-Good

Antichrist

Jesus is just alright - The Byrds/ The Doobie Brothers

What is Christ?  It means anointed with chrism (olive oil).

Who cares if you’ve been anointed or not?   I don’t

Olive oil is healthy, but I have no opinion, even if you swim in the stuff

I believe Jesus is dead

Even if he rose from the dead, and outlived his crucifixion, he was only human, and surely died of old age, right?

People believe in vampires, who are supposedly immortal

And the same of Jesus, that he never dies

But, uh…Nobody lives forever, okay

People need to believe in Heaven, sometimes

And it’s interesting to think about 

   (immortality, paradise, heaven, utopia, the kingdom)

His message lives on, of course (the bible, the church, the religion)

I’m not for or against him - turn the other cheek is good advice

   Prince of peace is a good thing, too

The scare tactic of eternal damnation was a bit much, if you ask me

Everyone dies, those who deserve heaven, and those who deserve hell

    (nobody has ever deserved eternal torment)

Jesus and Hitler are in the same place.   Dust to dust.  Sorry.

Even if you’re against “Christ”, like you think he was evil or something, 

   (maybe you especially like fig trees?  Or pigs?)

   also, There’s a non-canonical story of Jesus killing someone

Because Flying Spaghetti Monster is far more virtuous and happy and fun-

Or HeyZeus was just wrong (Atheism holds more water)

    (And christian services are boring and annoying?)

OR, Jesus was dark (get behind me, Satan), and actually pro-evil

   (sending someone to Hell is the ultimate evil, right?)

Or you think other religions are better (I prefer Buddhism)

Maybe you just don’t believe Jesus was God, or all that

Just a guy, not born of a virgin, or capable of miracles (but magic, though…)

    Seriously, though, who cares if Mary did it or not?

    Are we saying semen was teleported into her by advanced aliens or something?

I’ve seen YouTube magic of walking on water

And magicians can make water into wine, too (Google it)

Necromancy is fraudulent

Souls don’t even exist, but if they did, I probably wouldn’t give mine to Jesus! 

Word play

Ant eye cryst;   (ants don’t cry)

aunty Christ (a nun);  Yes, actually

antique rice (eucharist contender?)

anarchist (sounds like)

   Whatever

A Debate in my head:

Only God is good

God is love

Goodness and love exist

God’s name is I AM

Atheism

Fun because believers are so annoying?

Strong and weak

Asserting no god exists

    And, in fact, it is Not Possible for a god to exist

A need to define our terms (a lack of evidence for what?)

well, the word God exists

“and the word was God” - bible verse John 1:1

Withholding belief in any god due to lack of evidence

Just look around.  God is everywhere.

Reality is all the God there ever is.  -Adi Da

God created the universe?

Absurd

Who created God?

God is the source of all things good?

You mean, sex and love

God is One

We’re talking in circles

It’s a philosophical merry-go-round

wheeeee

Irene

The premise of this blog is that I am God.   But not just me.   You, too.   Everyone, really.   If God is everywhere, He is in all, interpenetrates.   If Reality is all the God there ever is, then God is You, always and already.  God is good.   It’s linguistic.  Just like the devil is evil.   It doesn’t have to mean any more than that.  What is good?  Kindness, compassion, love, charity, comfort, contentment, bliss.   I’m sure you can think of others.   The cardinal virtues and such.  Refraining from criminality, whether that be petty or capital.   To be good is simply to not be bad.   It doesn’t have to be saintliness.   If the requirement for an eternal life of bliss in Heaven after you die is to be good, that’s really a low bar, if you ask me.  But only God is good, so you have to be God.  

There are lots of Gods, names for God, and even room for new religions and improvements of those already laying claim to your faith and religiosity, your attention.  What does the Bible and Koran say God is?   God is beneficent, merciful.  God is a man of war.  God is love.  God is One.  And plenty more.   Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.   All is frustration, futility, absurdity, nonsense.  This is the word of the Lord.

So you don’t have to change yourself to be God.   You were made in the image of God, by God, and if you are good, are God Himself.  So be good.   That’s what all the religions boil down to.  Don’t be evil- Google.  Do a good turn daily -Boy Scouts (slogan).   Love all, serve all -Hard Rock Cafe.  Be good for goodness’ sake - Santa.  Don’t worry, be happy! - Bobby McFerrin.   Love the sinner, but not the sin -Mom.   There is no sin, only crime -Me.   Morality is just about preferences, opinion.  The golden rule comes in several forms:  Don’t do unto others what you would not have done to yourself.   Do unto others what you would have others do to you.   And neither - People have different tastes.  :-)   

Personally, I don’t believe in souls or an afterlife (of reward, punishment, or ongoing normality).   Once you die, you’re dead, that’s it.  Oblivion is the universal fate.  You can leave behind a legacy, and kids, and things like books.  It doesn’t hurt to hope, though.   Break on through to the other side, yeah.  But I’d rather be surprised.  We have one life to live.   So do what you want, make this life heavenly.  I do believe in karma.   You get what you give.   You reap what you sow.   Life is good!  I’m a firm believer in positivity, service, pleasure, nature, music, libraries, good food, travel, movies, fitness, beauty, dreams, humor, and things like a dip in a pool, sunning yourself, writing, good conversation, and creativity.   Lifelong learning, staying curious.  Virtue, service, and making lots of money.  Amen.

So smile, laugh, tell jokes, have fun, play, and ham it up.   Life is ridiculous.   Life is a cereal.  You can be a cereal killer.   Like a comedian that kills.   You can be a man of war, that fights for peace, to prevent war from starting in the first place, that fights the psy war, the war of words, the irenic diplomacy we all want.   When I dip, you dip, we dip.  Ha.  Peace be with you. 

Stan and Lucy

 Everybody is NOT fuckin’ good, Jesse -v

Thought experiment

Everyone IS good?  Really?

It’s all good.

There is no evil.

No crime.

Everyone is free to do anything.

There is no God’s law

No law books:  chaos, anarchy

The natural state, The State of Nature

The most wicked is a kind of goodness, actually

Says the devil

Says god

Says me

AMC theaters: anarchy, mayhem, chaos

MCI mad crazy insane

CVS Cthulhu Voldemort Sauron

WAG the dog, Walgreens

MAD SLB. Mephistopheles Antichrist Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub

Stan and Lucy Duvall (Satan and Lucifer Devil)

   Stan and Lucy are famous fossils (T Rex and Australopithecus afarensis)

Damon's demonic dementia

vile violent violation

Dave, Devan, Devo, and Darth Vader

   diva, deva, devil

I dunno.   Full freedom might actually suck.

Might makes right and such

Everyone paranoid

The police would still lock people up