Antichrist
Jesus is just alright - The Byrds/ The Doobie Brothers
What is Christ? It means anointed with chrism (olive oil).
Who cares if you’ve been anointed or not? I don’t
Olive oil is healthy, but I have no opinion, even if you swim in the stuff
I believe Jesus is dead
Even if he rose from the dead, and outlived his crucifixion, he was only human, and surely died of old age, right?
People believe in vampires, who are supposedly immortal
And the same of Jesus, that he never dies
But, uh…Nobody lives forever, okay
People need to believe in Heaven, sometimes
And it’s interesting to think about
(immortality, paradise, heaven, utopia, the kingdom)
His message lives on, of course (the bible, the church, the religion)
I’m not for or against him - turn the other cheek is good advice
Prince of peace is a good thing, too
The scare tactic of eternal damnation was a bit much, if you ask me
Everyone dies, those who deserve heaven, and those who deserve hell
(nobody has ever deserved eternal torment)
Jesus and Hitler are in the same place. Dust to dust. Sorry.
Even if you’re against “Christ”, like you think he was evil or something,
(maybe you especially like fig trees? Or pigs?)
also, There’s a non-canonical story of Jesus killing someone
Because Flying Spaghetti Monster is far more virtuous and happy and fun-
Or HeyZeus was just wrong (Atheism holds more water)
(And christian services are boring and annoying?)
OR, Jesus was dark (get behind me, Satan), and actually pro-evil
(sending someone to Hell is the ultimate evil, right?)
Or you think other religions are better (I prefer Buddhism)
Maybe you just don’t believe Jesus was God, or all that
Just a guy, not born of a virgin, or capable of miracles (but magic, though…)
Seriously, though, who cares if Mary did it or not?
Are we saying semen was teleported into her by advanced aliens or something?
I’ve seen YouTube magic of walking on water
And magicians can make water into wine, too (Google it)
Necromancy is fraudulent
Souls don’t even exist, but if they did, I probably wouldn’t give mine to Jesus!
Word play
Ant eye cryst; (ants don’t cry)
aunty Christ (a nun); Yes, actually
antique rice (eucharist contender?)
anarchist (sounds like)
Whatever
A Debate in my head:
Only God is good
God is love
Goodness and love exist
God’s name is I AM
Atheism
Fun because believers are so annoying?
Strong and weak
Asserting no god exists
And, in fact, it is Not Possible for a god to exist
A need to define our terms (a lack of evidence for what?)
well, the word God exists
“and the word was God” - bible verse John 1:1
Withholding belief in any god due to lack of evidence
Just look around. God is everywhere.
Reality is all the God there ever is. -Adi Da
God created the universe?
Absurd
Who created God?
God is the source of all things good?
You mean, sex and love
God is One
We’re talking in circles
It’s a philosophical merry-go-round
wheeeee
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