weird freaking code

for something 

Hot

That’s hot! -Paris Hilton.  Hot sex and hot bodies and hot (stolen) merchandise.

Red Hot Chili Peppers and Red Hot Skillet Lickers and Hot Rocks and Hotel California…

Cool

A temperature, and the status of not being a dork

Also, ‘loco’ re-arranged.   Hell is hot, they say, by reputation, so if you’re cool, you’re in (a form of) Heaven.   Cool?   (You’re all good!  Okay!  Alright!)  

On

Jesus.   On and on.   

Off.

666.   Beastly.  Xxx.  Porn.   Fox.  Mis and Dis information.   Or something.   I don’t watch it.

On and off.   Light switch.

Okay

All right

Ok is just okay.   Alright is maybe not quite perfect.  

Otherwise, I’ve never quite understood the difference.   It’s weird.

Orl korrect.   Old kinderhook.   All rite, write, right.

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my life, lately

Bought an afghan burrito.  Did some origami.  I found a cool touch-lamp that changes illumination settings by just touching it.   I bought an armoire from Ikea which I built successfully and with minimal stress, I'm proud of.   I had lunch with my mom with my fiancé.  I've been walking dogs for friends.   I fixed my bike (new chain).   I bought 2 kettlebells (15 and 50 lbs).   Started using them.   Pumped to get in great shape.   I got birdseed for the feeder in the back, which is getting eaten.   I started Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, by Pirsig.    Read a little Anais Nin, too.  I found a book about Washington politics, by Carlos Lozada, I plan to give my brother, I perused a little.   And I checked out 3 movies from the library.   life is interesting, and I have a new bed frame from Ikea to build now, too.  Life is good.  I have no money and Kelli is sick.   Otherwise, pretty freaking decent.   

words are weird

you don't have to identify by your given name.  You can call yourself anything.  Or even nothing.   You can be like an animal, without words, without a name (without spells?).  You can call anything anything.   You can make up words for anything, or things without names.   You can speak 20 languages at once.   Or just be quiet.   You can lie, make stuff up, about anyone or anything or even yourself, and take nothing seriously, not even yourself.   You don't have to believe what you think.   Life is absurd, mad, goofy, funny, weird, and should be fun.  Do what you gotta do.  We're all in the same boat, so respect.

a dark train of thought-

heinous, brutal, savage, ruthless, violent, abusive, sadistic, pedophiliac, rapist, demonic, demon-possessed, connected to serpent, evil, wicked, dangerous, crazy, rotten, sick, depraved, sinners and demons and criminals and monsters, who cruelly torture...  in the pit of hell.    "Only Holy Gods have the right to place spiritual judgment.    Spiritually dead things have no (legal spiritual) right to pass judgment."  Kill or set fire to or behead or assassinate.   Judge not less ye be judged.   Who do you think you are?  (We are all beyond each other's comprehension).  (we're even somewhat beyond our own comprehension).   

"Goddamn pieces of shit" are actually holy..   If we didn't shit, we wouldn't be eating, and life would be rotten without delicious food, if you ask me.   So shit is a blessing.   Plus shit fertilizes.  Living things are still things.   And things are dead.   Humans are objects like rocks, in a way.   Rocks that hurt.  Be kind to your fellow rocks.  

A note to all GodPersonThings-

Guardians of the Galaxy, and Galaxy Quest, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and GalaxyLords, and Battlestar Galactica, and Star Wars, and Galactic warriors, and War Angels, and Reptilians and Serpent:  Fight the power, the presences that threaten life on earth, and Save The World, be a Rescuer, Defeat the devil, save from turpitude and temptation.   My voice says, you could say the mentally ill are crazy about the movie, "The Serpent and the Rainbow."

The sapient rhino?

True Holy God and False Pagan God, same difference, if you're Good, Do Good, Make the World a Better Place:  Reduce Suffering, Increase Joy!  (in my book).    Fathers are not necessarily automatically good, though.   There are good fathers and bad fathers, Creators or Otherwise.    Just like there are bad priests and good ones.   Gods should spread Joy, Love, and Truth.   Judgment is secondary, if at all, if you ask me.

Spiritually dead?   Well, love is alive, and spirit evokes spearing it...   But dead is dead, and I don't really understand anything else.   Zombies?  Fiction.    The living dead...well, sometimes we all feel like it, I guess.  I think walking on the side of a freeway, or trudging next to a soulless strip of cement, is a kind of lifeless torment.   Living in a town (like Davis?) where everyone is trying to be politically correct and smiley is a bit soul-killing, too, imo.  Finally, people lose their integrity and their values and their childhood wonder and their true selves - and become something else, dead to themselves, as it were.   People need other people to be alive.   Solitude is living, but not alive.  At least there is madness to keep the solitary company.

An abstruse spell:  HFG as Holy Father God, but also as: enthalpy of vaporization (!)

Law

Kinds, Types, Varieties

God’s Law, Virtue and Sin, Be Good, Don’t be bad

Parental and Societal and Church Values

Scouting- Do a good turn daily, be prepared

Make the world a better place, service

Thou shalt not kill, love all serve all, be a man for others

On my honor I will do my best

To do my duty to god and my country

   you serve your country by making the whole world peaceful and rich

To obey the Scout Law

To keep myself physically strong mentally awake morally straight

Law:  A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrity, Brave, Clean, Reverent.   

Scout Law breakdown

   Trust.  Don’t Lie.   Be Honest.  Transparent.  Reliable.  A man of your word.  Dedicated to learning and sharing Truth.   Philosophical, teaching.  

   Loyalty to loved ones family and friends and maybe country or even humanity.

Helpful, Useful, Of Service, Assisting, Not Hindering, standing in the way, obstructive, harmful

You’re either a part of the solution or the problem.

The art of war is deception, though.  

    Friendly with all, compassionate, understanding, grok, comprehend, empathize, social, cheerful.   Meet people where they’re at, conform to situations, cheer people up, stay positive, be of value.

    Courteous not rude or offensive (or even offended: equanimity), tolerant, accepting, welcoming, respectful, treat as equals, not haughty or superior or arrogant or Better.

    Kind, make a difference, reduce suffering, increase joy, brighten people’s day, a force for good.

Obedient, not refractory or willfully noncompliant just to be stubborn or rebellious - but think about what you’re being told to do and disobey if unethical, or illegal, or against your values/integrity.

    Cheerful.   Smile, be positive, optimistic, hopeful, glad.    Aim for joy, even ecstasy or bliss.   Have gratitude.  Savor the good things.  Imagine a better future.  Laugh, tell jokes, watch standup, don’t (always) be serious, be light-hearted.   Life is crazy, absurd, and completely laughable.   Life shouldn’t be a series of chores and drudgery and tasks and misery.   Life should feel good, full of activity and life and entertainment and Fun.  

    Thrifty.   Go to thrift stores.   Don’t buy shit you don’t need.   Budget and stay within.   Spend wisely.   Save, invest.   Spend on things with the most bang for the buck.   Go to garage sales, get free stuff.  Conspicuous consumption is evil in light of starvation and basic need around us.  

We don’t need a lot of junk,  and commercials are a waste of time, and time is money.   Libraries have free books, free education, and food pantries have free food that would otherwise get thrown away.

    Bravery.  There is danger in the world, and you should be safe, be prepared, and confront evil whenever possible.   Know what you can and can’t do, know the law, and don’t be afraid to get help in difficult situations.   Confront the demons inside you, and cultivate confidence, so you are not afraid of driving, say, or going on a jog, or the everyday risks of living in a city or around potentially dangerous people.  Train to stay safe, and be prepared to have the courage to combat evil, if you can.  It takes bravery to do new things, and go outside your comfort zone, and say things that people may not agree with, or to take risks.   Be prudent.

    Clean.  Next to godliness.   Filth stinks, and is unhealthy, and looks bad.   Hygiene is essential to overall health.   Respect your body, the food you put in it, the drugs, the things you read or watch or listen to, and practice safe sex, for example, and avoid getting infected by covid or colds or what-have-you, as well as infecting others, of course.  

    Lastly, REVERENT.   God is a source of strength, and religious communities are valuable resources, in times of need, materially or spiritually.  Truth is holy, so worship by your lights, even if you are an Agnostic, Atheist, Pagan, Freethinker, or what-have-you.  We get by with a little help from our friends, and the world is full of good, kind, helpful, loving people, of all stripes, who want you to Thrive and love life.

Vegetarians think meat is a perdition dish!   I think sausages are saus-ome :-).   But I see the vegan perspective, point of view.   The meat industry is freaking heinous, and probably needs reform, and the SAD (Standard American Diet) should get kinder, healthier, (some would say, more delicious, even).  But it's okay.   We're all dying, anyway.  Meat animals wouldn't even be alive anyway if it wasn't for their fate in our stomachs.

What is Hell?   War.   Death.  Suffering.  Going to shit.  The art of war is deception.  Suffering is from pain, attachment, ignorance.    Aversion, craving, delusion.  So Heaven is not wanting for anything.  Accepting reality.  Accepting death, suffering.   We will all be dead for all eternity.   Everybody hurts, sometimes.  We are all going to hell.   Misery and depression and just regular dissatisfaction are forms of hell, too.  "the mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation" -Thoreau.  Seeing others suffer is painful, too.  Being angry can be madness, and madness can be hell.  Prison isn't a walk in the park.  Sickness isn't fun.  Starvation is painful and unnecessary.   Injustice hurts.   Death of loved ones, drug nightmares, victimization, cruelty and bullying, and sometimes even the concept of Hell itself, are hellish.  It's not necessarily a bad thing.   We are sensitive, and if we didn't care and empathize, we wouldn't feel the pain of others.  Pain is an evolutionary adaptation to telling our bodies when we need to heal.  Anger and rage against evil and wickedness are merited, and it is understandable to seek vengeance, payback, and yes the threat of endless suffering in the hope of ending it for others.    It's twisted.  There are even sadists who want hell for their own pleasure.  But justice, when fair and proportional to the crime committed, is called for.   Childbirth is hell.   Flamethrowers and incendiary bombs and self-immolation are NOT what singers are talking about with, "you set me on fire" (!!).   Fire is metaphorical, too.   

Update on HIV/AIDs

AIDS is still a big problem in Africa.   Up to 10% of the population of some countries in Africa have AIDs.   ART is helping (Anti Retroviral Therapy).    Over 25M people in Africa have AIDS.   Over 2/3 of global cases are in Africa.    South Africa has over 7M cases.   4 countries have a prevalence of over 20%.   Stats are imprecise (by source, year).    The height of the epidemic, withe the greatest incidence of infection, was in 1997.  

So Heaven is not being in Hell, primarily.   You should have gratitude for that, at all times that is true.   And it's not wanting for anything.   Basic needs met.   Being happy for no reason.   Plus, being happy for all the reasons that make you personally happy.   You don't need a charmed life, like Silver Spoons or something, to be fully happy.   Comfort and meditation and good meals do it for me.  I've got my list of things:  Nature, comedy, love, sex, pleasure, variety, quietude, libraries, internet, music, recreation, health, money, fun, exercise endorphins, compliments, writing, good conversation, a good book, a good movie, friendship, hobbies, frisbee, joe frank, travel, museums, kid energy, trivia, research and learning and teaching, shopping or finding things, etc.   But I can still imagine more.   I mean, if I went to Harvard and had power and privilege, parents that gave me enviable DNA and money and upbringing, and had friends in high places, and was sitting by a pool, sipping a whatever, contemplating my next trip to Rio, say, and was shopping for which horses to keep on my estate, to give my grandchildren, or who to replace my elderly servant with...   You get the picture.   CELL.    Comfort Ease Luxury Leisure!   Or jail/prison,   I mean, if Heaven is savagely beating your enemy, maybe you'll enjoy being locked up in prison reading their tablet or whatever, too.

Same vs. Different

 People are People

How we're the Same:    We are all human, and want the same things: comfort, safety, happiness, pleasure, friendship, fun, good food, enough sleep, love.    The desire for happiness is universal.  To smile, laugh, feel good, and have freedom, to do what you love and enjoy, like hobbies.    I like music, nature, reading, surfing the internet, restaurants, exercise endorphins, writing, good conversation, and doing origami, for example.    Others like tv, magazines, dancing, sports, travel, roller coasters, church, or going to the movies.   A few more things I like are Joe Frank, frisbee, exploring and doing new things, museums, and trivia/ research/ learning.    Everyone likes money (and spending it!).

Different?  (alphabetically!), humans vary immensely, and have polarities in every conceivable category.   Appearance, background, culture, DNA, energy level, felicity, gratitude, harmony, ignorance, judiciousness, kindness, love, malice and madness, naughtiness, openness, quietude, rage and resentment, solitude, tenacity, urbanity, value, wit, yoga-levels.

Heaven and Hell:   Quality of Life.   The Good Life, Ideal.   An Eternal Bad Dream.   Remember, if you're not in Hell, you're in Heaven.   9 clouds and different circles, know what I mean?   A bad acid trip doesn't always end, and stupid cupid's arrow occasionally strikes True Love!  Extremes happen, and, as they say, moderation in all things.   You roll with the punches, take the bad with the good.

Kids play with toys.   Adult Groan-ups toy with people, plays.     

Freedom Unity Comfort Kindness

 Friendship Understanding Caring Kisses

I'm Keen for Kelli's Kindness and Kisses.   

Kaizen at Kaiser,  Kai in a Kia , Kyle flying a kite at the khyber pass, chimera (female fire-breathing lion-goat-serpent thing).    

Eternal Ray, in eternal heaven, for eternity, the electric tern eats the electric eel.   The emperor has an electro-magnetic pulse.   Electric human, eh?   Elect Rick!  election tricks.   One of the few, the proud... the elect.   I select one of the elect to be Lechter's lector.   Like Hector the Protector.   Read to me at Reed, and do the deed, and sow your seed, and drink mead, and smoke weed, with a heedless need for speed.  Is that a lead?  Indeed, on the holiday of Eid, take heed, and feed your greedy needs!   I'm pissed.   I have a need to be peed.   Drink me*.   A tall drink of water.  A walking, talking, bucket of blood, Bob.    Come and drink it up, from my fertility (- Red Hot Chili Peppers).   Drink blood, the wine of my blood, for eternal life, said Jesus.    Jess U.  Chuy Louie.   Eat of my flesh, delicious meat, because we're all cannibals?  I'm not sure I want to take this religious symbolism and ideation that far, folks.   When I'm dead, you can eat and drink your fill, as far as I'm concerned.    But eaten alive?  That's for the mosquitoes.  Don't bug me.

*There are Jesse (James) cocktails, and bourbon.   So you can drink Jesse :-)   I'm sure I'm delicious.

Are you thinking of harming a Human Alive Real Man?  Or helping a Human Exciting Living Person?   Serving ice is not much of a service!  And Hindus aren't really a hindrance.   'Hindrance' in Hindi is 'baadha'.   Hindus behind.   The Kama Sutra depicts anal sex, actually.   It "includes a couple positions, but doesn't really talk about it."   AS is called an acquired taste.    

Form and Content!  Genius, with style!  

Thoughts and Beliefs, Soul and Identity, Being and Essence, with Panache and Grace

What you've said and how you've done it

(what and how you've said and done your self and ideas) (well isn't that special)

Whatever's Clever

Thinking about things, all things pass (half-lives, say), and are there really good things and bad things?  Isn't it all just Stuff?  Chemistry and chem is try.    Good chemistry!

With Kelli in her kerchief and I in my cap, we kept the keepsakes from around the map! hohoho.

chewy Chùy, with crunchy bones, savory and delicious (try the sauce), bred and made of bread, and broken (like a code), and bitten by ten (?)!     J is 10.   Jesus.

The allow in swallow (a bird, like a tern, too), and the sexual innuendo (fellatio).   In your end?  O!   Axl Rose is an anagram of oral sex, and Suck Fuck seems like San Francisco spirit fogging.  The oral sex OS (operating system).  Castro, castration, and "sucking off."     Blow my balloon til it pops? lol)

fun link:  http://damninteresting.com  (recommended website)

Wordplay:  Absurd birds and loony loons and Daffy Duck.    Quacks know about this.  Mad Crazy Insane on the phony phone.   You can be nuts on a real phone, too.   You can talk to yourself on the phone, or on a headset, or to an alternate self as an entirely different freaking person, or even other people (who may or may not hear you, telepathically!).   The police lease their place to lice?  The cops copulate with copper cups, wearing capes and caps, eating kippers and capers.   TV is portal to travel and variety (but is to travel what a glass of water is to a lake!!).   Wear RayBans to see Ray (he's bright).  You need the BANS because of his Babbling Angry NonSense.   Let there be light (bleed those photons?).  You don't have to say, Let there be dark.   W/C.    Witchcraft in a water closet.  BP.    Body parts at the British Petroleum station.  Disease and DI z's.   Dizzy ease?   Dizz.    Health and wealth and hell and wellness.   Weird words in the ward.   Wired on coffee?   THAT's a crazy expression.   Sickness and sick NISS (new injury severity score) (national information security system), etc.    Sweet men, who are delicious and fruity.   Therapy, treatment, caring, love, healing, and protection.    Joy, happiness, and bliss.   Sex, intimacy, lust, touch, massage, orgasm, pleasure, cum, and fantasy.   Wet, spurt, thrust, moan, arch, pant, grip, writhe.     Shape thought, control minds, prevent dissent - newspeak at Newsweek.    What is your Real Body?   It's whatever you've got, right?  Or is it what you had?  Or is it everything but the plastic surgery?  They say (I"ve said) if it's in Nature, it's Natural.  Well, everything we humans have made, called artificial, is in nature....   Plastic surgery sounds like surgery on a plastic bottle!  What I Thought:   WIT.   Funny is fun and phunny is a phony way of spelling it.  The Antonio Ant (678).  Numbers and numb with cold (br), and Sensitive to Heat (br is a part of burn, weird).    Eating bonbons on the autobahn.  HoHo's for ho's?  haha.  Butts, but not buttocks.  Bait in a boat caught a boot, but a bat bit!   Cleaned by a soap opera.  Rapping about rape.  Left for dead and right for me.   Up for grabs and down for the count.  Forward march and backward countries.   The progress process, developed devil, and growing groans.   Improvement at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory:  improved mints!  Lou's delusion about Alleluia.   Accident with an ax, with your ex.  Starving stars, stark mad.   Beaten beat poets, bitten and bought.  Whipped cream, whipped and wept.  Raped apes, grapefruits, and therapists.    Demonic Monica, the harmonica player.   The thief leaving trash on the trail hypocritically says, Take only photos, leave only footprints.   Thieves that take the stage, and take a seat.   I need to knead bread.   I kneed the rapist in the groin.  Hating heights, and loving leaving.  Low, hello!  Grounded and earthy.  Feet on the ground, in the FOG.   The clarity of Larry T.   Bird's eye view in clear skies.  Thoughts in the cloud.  Picked up by a pickup truck.   Clifford Pickover at a yard sale.   Sodomizer in the sod.  Dirty bird with a dirty mind in the dirt.  Shitty people in the shit.  Loyal gargoyles foiled! (in the soil).   Bound and found in the ground by hounds.  Forensic mensans.  With a lens like Ken's, you're bound to make friends!  Exercise and sexercise in Texas with Bex.    Alex, Lex Luthor, and H Lecter.  Lexus reads us.   Single and singing a song of myself, the Song Dynasty, and Sanger sewing machines.  Vampire with a gun!  Bang! a count!  (bank account).  Bullshit about bully bulls and kind raccoons and loony loons and cold brrds.   Kind minds that grant telepathic silence (when requested, and when needed, and always - by nature, or by disposition).  Friendly skies and friends to the end.   Let there be (a lot of) loot!  Cars for curs in the corps.   What's a cur?   A cur, as the definition occurs in the dictionary, is a Cowardly/Surly fellow (like CS?).   I drive a caring car.   Unoffensive, and reliable, and safe, and it makes people happy.   Not paid in money?  I hope you have all you need, and you are paid in Contentment and Satisfaction!  Drinking ten bottles of zinfandel with Tenzin!  Drunk as a skunk.   A tall glass of alcohol, y'all (like Paul and his doll, Molly).  Jedi in Jeddah, Seth the Sith.  Darth Vader vs. Ralph Nader.  Monks channeling minks and monkeys.  A cutter in Qatar, with a knife from Nairobi.   Kidnapped!  A fun book.  Raped, Eaten, And Dead.   Read.  Book, boo K (K's ghosts).   A sleeping baby goat?  Or a baby stolen while asleep/sleeping (from Napa)?  Working man, and were a king, man.   "Wurqueen woman".   Investigating gays in vestments.  Rescuing a queue at the reservation.  The horse says, Hay you!  Sue will eat soup and sushi at the Sioux reservation soon, in her super suit.  Octavio Paz makes peace with the pacifists on the Pacific Ocean, with a piece of pez.  Pissed at having pus on my pussy.  Bin Laden has been through a lot.  I've been through bins with Ben.  Ace Young, Flunk Old, and the middling middle-aged average Rav.   June and July are not Jewish months.  (They are:  Nisan, Iyar, Sivan, Tammuz, Av, Elul, Tishrei, Heshvan, Kislev, Tevet, Shevat, and Adar).   Drive a Nissan in Nisan, worship Siva during Sivan, hi Tammy, watch audiovideo during Av (or Tevet), and be a Teshara during Tishrei (Tishrei is during September, my birth month).  :-).  This year (2025) is 5785 on the Jewish Calendar (started 3761 BCE, supposedly the biblical Creation year).   Their (12) months correspond with ours.   Their year starts on Rosh Hashanah, which is during Tishrei (September or October).   January is Tevet (more or less), along with some Shevat.    Do or Die, Department of Defense, Definition of Done, DoD.  A dangerous, hardened criminal DHC, praying on safe soft citizens?   (DHC is a soccer team from the Netherlands, as well).   Everybody has soft tissue and hard bones.  Even a child can be potentially dangerous.   The action of acting, action not words, words not silence, a sound mind vs. unsound mind, and an unsound mind vs. being dead!  L'chaim!   The extent and duration of my psychic intrusion and telepathic incursion is Beyond Bullyism, imo.  BMW.    bitch moan whine.  Well, there ARE worse things.   Gratitude for Silence.   Silent Night.  Quiet Day.   Peaceful abiding.

Dirty cops.  Police have the right to kill.   Not an unqualified right.   They need justification, must follow protocol, or they are criminals, themselves.   You don't want to be a cop behind bars.   I imagine they're up there with the pedophiles on the hate list, in prisons.  But cops are known for protecting their own, and sometimes bad apples plant guns or false evidence on folks, and shoot first, maybe leaving false shots to create a false narrative, or lying on police reports, or on the stand, or whatever it takes to save their skin.   Which, gratefully, is a rare occurrence, I believe, thank God (but not unheard of).  Cops should be upright, never criminal, and certainly not murderers or rapists.   Clean cops.   Pure as the driven snow, lol.   They ARE the "good guys" who we all rely on, and deserve our respect.   Hopefully, they earn it.

The world is mad.   Messed up.  Unfair.  Not right.   Worldwide,  25k people die every day from poverty and related causes (like hunger, lack of clean water, sanitation, or healthcare).  We throw away enough food to feed them!  And billionaires have far more money than they know what to do with (they have to pay money to people to help them spend their money).  700 Americans die from poverty every day.   9 million humans die of hunger and malnutrition a year.   The world is just too damn selfish, greedy, uncaring, and rude.   Immature, if you ask me.  

"Beast system".   2?  F'em (f-ck or fight).  Sex or predation.  Animals, zoos, monkeys, ants, creepy-crawlies, pets, humans as animals and "ant-hropology".    Beast with 2 backs, sex?   Complete bullshit, nonsense, babble, meaningless drivel, if you ask me!  (well, the system IS beastly, red in tooth and claw, with apex predators at the top of food chain, devouring the weak).  Demonic bears and Lion of Judah (Jesus Christ), king of the jungle,    Strength, ferocity, majesty, leadership.  

A few closing thoughts:  Hector Camacho eats macho nachos with Tatcho.    Star Wars:  Galactic Warriors from Sirius vs. Beetlejuice, fire photon torpedoes!  Space opera and time ballet.  Reporting on deportation.  Jose, Josie, and Jesse drank a juicy JC.  SOS says the Secretary of State.  Wag! (women and girls).  A looker locked in a locker room with the Lakers!   Juan wears a tie in Taiwan.  Runnin' from a gunman.   Augmented arguments.   Flemish phlegm.  Hard left and soft right, weird bodybuilding.  The coal coalition.  Priorly in a priory.   A crackdown on crack.  Collapsed after running laps.  A pair of paramedics in paramilitary parachutes.  Ironically ironing Irish ire into fabulous fabric.  Does a general election elect generals?   Biologically logical but plum dumb.   Unexpectedly unrespected.  Was Bela Bartok from Belarus?  The woodcarver considered a would-be wooden bee.  Foreign minister on fm radio.  Odd in Riyadh.   Doing the groundwork for teamwork and footwork.  Ack money, and acrimony.  Free speech and expensive books.  Asylum seekers in an insane asylum.  A complex case of simplex.  Delicious militias in a tasty haste.   Monitoring monitor lizards.  The scent of dissent.  Hias and Shias.  Hostess cupcakes for hostages.  Computer dispute about disrepute.  A tax on tacks.  Die, diversion inclusion equity!  Courting Courtney outside the courthouse.  Claims about clams.   You can go to a jail without going to jail.    Mauritius or Lesser Sunda.  Lee leads Leeds.   Farm suits and pharmaceuticals.  Train cars and autopilot.  Quantum potato chips.  Evaluating Val.   Business is NOT just about keeping busy.  Colonel Sanders in the Vaseline.  Definitely defiant.  A fish called Rwanda.  Strike the shrike, struck with destruction.  Kurdish birds and cool cats.  The mint changed its change.  Steering clear of bible bull.   I've had my fill of foolish fuel.  Propensity for intensity.   Reciprocally sipping soup.  Scientific scientology with scientists doing science.  Eating dumdums while on my smartphone.   Holy Diver and sacred sake and sanctified Sanka coffee and blessed bliss.   Angry ankles.  Your niece is nice.  Meeting your meat.    Eat a beet.   A belief in beef.  Wholly holy holes, and unholy gods.  Ruminating in Rumi's room.  Industrious dust, made of mud.  Insidious in Sydney.  Flip the script and turn the tables, how the mighty have fallen, the first will be last.   Bullets in bulls and ghost guns shooting ghost bullets.   Wings of a mansion, and the house in Up.   The baker's rye went awry.  Soul soil (U and I in the sun/sol).   Hell as magma, after your dust joins the soil, and ages later, the plate tectonics send your atoms down with the subsidence into the hot depths.  I wouldn't fear feeling anything though (without neurons or a brain!).  

Sophisticated psychologists and corporations and governments use resentment and rage to manipulate and control individuals and populations.   People get played.  For power, money, etc.    Madness fuels pharmaceutical profit.  So be angry, rage against the machine.  Or relax, chill, enjoy.   The choice is yours.

The shaman who eats common ramen was consulted by a woman named Shaw :-).   The guru listens to the Goo Goo Dolls.   I wore a tutu on the choo choo, after I got a booboo dancing to little bunny foofoo.   I played with my yo-yo with Bobo after eating cocoa and so-so hoho's with the popo.  

Beaten up, tortured, raped, with head cut off?  You can be as mad as you want to be.   At the perp.  At the evil.   Not God or something, right?  CBT for Cutting Beating Torture.  Anyway, a BI boring idiot.  A BLT (bacon lettuce tomato) sandwich with a Big Long Thick (hotdog) (is that witchy?).  ROD, root of David.   HG Wells, Holy God.  Go, vitiligo!   POHEE, a pit of hell evil entity.    CALM about being Cremated, Lava, Magma.   Burn, baby, burn.  Sam got scammed.   Incan Ink, inc.  Online and off-line in line.   Go fast through the vast from the past.   Sophisticated slapping, slapstick with fists.   I need to fast fast.  Going outside for a puff puff.   Hearty and hale as you inhale and exhale.  In and Out, suck and blow.  Breath, then Death.  Waiting to gain weight.   Losers that are winners.  Global glow, sexy Sikhs, hardcore ardor.  ATW, all the women, around the world.   Nobody knows my buddies.    Siemens, cum company, jizz biz.  Don't insult the consultant.  Disorganized criminals doing organized crime.    Standup comic falling for a felon.   It should be illegal to make eagles sick.  Doug dug drugs until they became ughs.  Paul and Trish are politicians.   Dumb boars suffer from boredom.  Greed gives me grief.  Loan-liness of a loan officer.  Cyber-crime in Siberia (sigh).  Frail Dale and the Hardy Boys.   Satan Antichrist Devil, so SAD (Schizo-Affective Disorder?).   Serpent turpitude perpetrating my burping.  A scam in my spam.  Institutions and insti-3-tions.  An illegal league of their own.  Charging fees for my Fiat.   A shoddy Audi.  Audi Arabia.  Cruel rules for tools of fools.  Does a witch hunt ever find one.  Is putting your children to sleep kid-napping?  If you're on the freeway are you trafficked? (not funny).  Stability of Bill and instability of Lynn.  2, institutionalized, too.  Which witch is the rich snitch bitch?   Allies say Al told the truth.  Deportation desperation.  AIDS and bandaids.  Maid paid for getting laid.   Doing Moly with Molly.  The basketball team is short-staffed.    Expendable but bendable.  De-furred? Deferred!   Monkey money.  G-D, government data.   Jesse from Jersey.  Involuntary Commitment for those who are danger TO TOO (themselves or others).   Infamous sinfulness.  Islamystic.  Sioux and Sue and the Sufis.   Bang me in Bangladesh, baby!   Angry birds say, Flock You.   Productive and pro-active, or Destructive and de-activated.   Jack's ejaculate.   Weds the Wicked Evil Depraved Sinister Sinner.  Aching to slurp a serpent snake.   Reptilian reputations and repetitive republican reaper of demonic democrats.  Rats in pubs. Anne the animal.  Melony Melanie.  Al a sin.  Solinsky, sun in the sky (Sonia's son, ya).   Surveillance survey.  Watching the watch and the witch.   WD-40 and witches, demons.  Did a number on you?  Witchcraft, snapping and clapping and casting spells.  Talking to spirits, and reciting incantations, and basically being insane, yelling at Reality and people nowhere near you, and fulminating against body sensations.  Speaking in tongues! Witchcraft is undefined, and associated with superstition and halloween costumes, and sometimes backward African beliefs, or something.  And rage against monsters, demons, mental illness, insanity, bat crazy menaces, crime, attacks, and things like unkindness and bullying.   Witches to me are just earth and nature-loving Wiccans, but hey, some people think witches are malicious and sinister vehicles of the devil and accursement.    What isn't witchcraft, basically?  You and ewe (evil, wicked entities).  Goats, and the greatest of all time.   Surprised by a serpent surrogate.   Hissing at St. Stephen.   Damon's demons.   The dumb  domination of dames and damned dim dems.   That man has the atman of Batman.    Dobbins is a wobbly Robin (boy wonder sidekick).  Supergirl vs. Wonderwoman.   Telepathic mindsurfers.   The rapture of capturing a rapist.  Eternal defamation and infamy for depravity.   Lick the sick and twisted, who are better to have never existed.   Let there be peace, police!  Fight evil and may there be good in our neighborhoods.   Amen.

Less lies from Leslie.   Servus, serve us.  Ellen the felon.   Kathy hath had me?   Gill-T as charged.  Knot!  (not).  Helen the Hellenic hellion from Hell (Norway).  Lenore indoors.  A drink of Brandi.  Moaning Mona, with Lisa.  Judy the foodie does her duty.   Duv above.  Jamie, and Big Ramy.  Sara era, in the air tonight (not a Teshara).  Funny Stephanie.  Anna's man, uh.   Deana.  The angry ant's name was Grant.  Hell's bells, and smells, I fell for Kells!  Zounds, I'm found!   

Crime and Witchcraft and Demonity and Evil.   Stalking in the spirit, to step in, possess, even kill.   Drive people insane, make suicidal, supposedly a perfect crime for a hostile telepathic being, a dangerous criminal, a POHEE (pit of hell evil entity), or, say, a wicked "witch" or warlock or whatever.   Some crimes that make even the most virtuous criminally insane (the bad is good? the devil, basically) are raping, murdering, and eating the innocent.   Slavery, trafficking, hostages, chained to beds, beatings, torture, anal rape, massacres, cannibalism, arson, organized crime, extortion, threats, starvation, drugging, poisoning, and theft.    When it's insidious (gradual and cumulative, subtle) the little things become a Big Thing.   Holy or Depraved, it comes to the same thing, we're all Dust to Dust, Dead.     Day of the Dead is a beautiful, lovely celebration of life, and I love it.   It's a dead man's party.   No one lives forever.

If you lived forever, you'd probably be alone, cold, miserable, and bored.   Santa Muerte deserves a prayer.    But some people believe in Heaven and Hell, and "The Eternal", and a single God for The Entire Universe.    I don't think I have a Delusion of Grandeur (believe it or not).   I'm just a philosopher, a human being, who considers a lot of religion absurd (mostly), so I share my Truth, ideas, ideology, and some new concepts to add to the corpus/ paradigm of religious/ philosophical ideas.  Some creativity.   I'm a Creator, lol.   

Driving you absolutely Sane.  :-)     Slow, ongoing, unceasing, annoying torments like head-shocks (to using a lightswitch, say) have truly driven me out of my mind (wtf), but there is Alway Hope.   Voices can make anybody nuts, and pains, without question, of course.   Psychic punishment, negative reinforcement, and manipulation is completely uncalled for, in my book.   If your head is a telephone, you better be able to hang up.  Well, if you're going through hell, keep going.   Light at the end of the tunnel, keep the faith.

A Devil is just someone you don't like, who did something you disapprove of, or just constitutionally wicked (a devil in spirit).   Everyone is judging each other, all the time, consciously or unconsciously, and we all get it wrong, all the time.    Brain chemistry makes some of us morally different.   We demonize people different from ourselves.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.   If we all stand in judgment before a Holy God, well that God was judged Holy, and nobody has all the facts, and we're all the same, anyway.   You like heat therapy?  Maybe you want to be cremated, just for the hell of it :-)

Nobody has all the facts.   I don't believe anyone knows everything about anyone else.    We don't even fully understand ourselves.   If you understand your ignorance, then at least that's a step toward Enlightenment, no?   There is always more to learn, and Omniscience is impossible.   That's what I believe.    You can believe Reality has consciousness, and everything is known, but I don't.   It's all relative.   Even the geniuses are idiots.  But who cares, anyway.   All this IQ stuff and academic jockeying and intellectual comparison is annoying, if not disgusting, imo.  Even the idiots are genius :-)

I know my saying I'm a deity is distasteful to many (most?).   Like I'm a false pagan god, or just words and no action, no wrath against sinners, no Acts of God, no fiery judgments or saying I know Jesus.  I am what I am, and what I shall prove to be (like everyone else!).   Bless you.  

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Bat crazy bats.   BC Bill Clinton.  Unwise owls.  Birdbrain birds.  Dumbshit and stupid poop.  Is Diddy a daddy.  The FBI said a fib about a defibrillator for your fibula.   Peter Pan doesn't want his peter in a pan.  Stick a needle in my eye, said Popeye?  Waterskiing skeeters.   What's UP, Uttar Pradesh?!   I killed a man on Kilimanjaro, just to watch him dye his clothes.  I bought a yawl, y'all!   Harry Belafonte's hairy elephant.  Tipper smokes Clippers with Jack the Ripper, skipper.  I've got Joanie on the phone from Coney Island - she bought a bony pony for Tony!  Groan.  Is it a phony pony, Tony?  The teenager idly idolized Billy Idol.  With discernment, you can discern a mint from a square of chocolate.  Howard at Harvard.  The app to find apes in the Appalachians.  Juneau, You know?  Juniper on Jupiter in June.  Juveniles are listening to a rejuvenating jukebox in Juba.  Judy, Julie, Jules, Jude, Judah, and Jubien have good juju.  Virgos, like a version!  HE and SHE, Habitat Enrichment and Super-Happy Ecstasy.  ER, The Emergency Room on the Earth-Realm;  Human Resources in the Heavenly Realm.  Jesse Helms overwhelmed Elmo's realm.   Anselm climbed an elm.  Natalie Grant sings for the gnats and the ants!  The hip-hop artist raps, snaps, claps, and taps.  The torturer zapped and then took a nap.  Metro PCS (personal communication service) and CPS (childhood protective services).  A madhouse pandemonium riot of babble, screaming, and noise.   I'm in the shit, and hit and bit!  I'd like to spit some wit but my body's about to quit!  I'm having a fit about some nitwit who used his military kit to get me lit, sitting in this pit.   My last words?  I was a Zit!  I've been popped!  IT.   Ooze and Oz.   

Happy Vesak day!   It celebrates the BED of Buddha (Birth, Enlightenment, Death).   The Dalai Lama says sleeping is a good form of meditation, btw.   Champion sleepers are champion meditators!   And Buddha means "Awake."     Rage against the machine screams, Wake Up!   They have a burning buddhist monk on the cover of their album.   It's Thich Quang Duc.  He self-immolated to protest the Vietnam War.  He's not the only one.   Sick, if you ask me.   Suicide is never worth it, in my book.  Anyway, may peace and comfort and kindness and compassion and love and truth and joy and freedom fill your day and every day.   Impermanence.   That is the fundamental difference with most Christians.  Heaven to a Buddhist is Nirvana, bliss (in this life, while you're alive), not being in hell, living a good life of virtue and service with basic needs met, not some madness about acquisitive greed for billions, cars, mansions, yachts, helicopters, stuff.   Not some treadmill of sacrifice to chase a dream of "success."  Heaven?  To me, that's a book, Nature, a movie, a meal, music, endorphins, a dream, intimacy, leisure, health, compliments and gratitude, waking well-rested, a good think, a good conversation, time with friends, laughter, etc.   You can even be happy for No Reason, with an "attitude of gratitude" (savoring, appreciation, loving-kindness).   It's not some hoped-for dream-world astral plane or something that some mysterious ghost part-of-me goes to after I die.   I mean, if I wake up there after I die, I'll be surprised, to put it mildly.  Anyway, where is this place, and what part of me is going there?   It's absolutely ridiculous philosophy to base a life on, in my view.   Just be here and now, and love life.  Everybody dies.   May your daze be happy this May!

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 Would be Good if He Could

The virtuous church won't phone Joan.   Joan's moans are sexier than Lexi's.  The girls are cute and beautiful in Utah (said the lovely governor).  Gorgeous George is from Georgia, though.  There is Californication and Texas is where the sex is at.  Id on the floor in Florida, and merrymaking in Maryland.  The virgins are in Virginia.   Anna gets around.   There's Indian Anna, Luis y Ana, and mounting Anna.  You can have Mitch again.  They're bad in Nevada.   Sinful in Wisconsin.  Guns in Oregon.   Carol's in Carolina.  You can ask in Nebraska or Alaska.  The answer is sí in Tennessee.  There's Misery in Missouri and debt in Iowa, but laughter in Ha-waii.   There's oaks (OK) and roads (RI) and pencils (PA) and coats (ND).   Swordplay in Connecticut.   The small are in Mini-soda but the largest is in Allah-bama.   I'm in the mood to eat food in the nude!  Is that rude?  What is the price of a can of pasta, Rastaman?  Canadian comedians.  In the Eternal Heaven, eh?  Lower or Upper?  G-D:   Growing Demand.

Work hard, give it your all, with reflection and meditation time for perspective and preparation, then- intensity, persistence, dedication, discipline, focus, clarity.   Do all things in...  love, joy, kindness, gratitude, appreciation, compassion, grace, mercy, truth, integrity, service, cheer, patience, respect.   Fun, laughter, levity.  Itty bitty pretty witty kitty.   Bitten kitten, it is written.  Hot dawgs.

sleepy thoughts:   zzz.  sleepy, tired, late, pooped, exhausted, turning in, bedtime, goodnite, see you in the morning, in the a.m., tomorrow.    Tomorrow is another day.   One day at a time.  Seize the day.  Carpe diem.  Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy wealthy and wise, said Poor Richard/ Ben Franklin.  Is 8 hours the average?   the average requirement?  (7-9 is recommended, but the need varies).   Exhaustion and exhaust pipe and exhaust chin.   eggs-ossed.    Floston Paradise and exhausted mice.   Tired like the vehicle tires.   Sleepy was a dwarf, one of seven, like seven of nine.  Who needs an interlocutor when you have your own brain, a blog, and the internet.   But buddies don't hurt.  Communicate with Kate, converse with Connie, Talk with Spock, and say later, hater, to Data.   Conversation with a Haitan.   Converse with Fred Durst.   Talk awkwardly, just say something, for God's sake.  Silence makes me violent.  Meditate in silent stillness, miss.  Ponder the pond, and the motion of the ocean, and the ripples made by cripples.   It seems your dream stream is beamed.  Your brain is mined.  Your head is fed with things said and thoughts in bed.   A dream is a thought?   That's a thought.  Life is but a dream, and a dreamy butt, and butter, it seems.

health e wealth e and y's.    hell, well.   TH, cross forever.  H as 8, infinity symbol (∞) (option 5).  GOD as 7,6,4 = 17 = 8.   (Q is 17, the origin of the Star Trek thing).  Always and Forever.   No one lives forever.   All is impermanent.  Love is forever?  Allah is permanent?   Seems semantic.   

Everything turns to shit?  Well, not everything!  We turn to dust.   Universe winks out.   Shit doesn't turn to shit, lol!    Sometimes, undigested food remnants get treated into fertilizer or for energy.    Our solar system, in the far future, will break down and disperse.    The sun will turn into a red giant in 5 billion years, and then a red dwarf, that will cool and fade over billions of years more.  Poof!

Grace is the free and unmerited favor of God (in Christianity).   Grace is courteous goodwill.   To ace anger, therefore, the linguistic deconstruction seems to be telling us, is to not be quick to anger, to let the anger flow off you like water off a duck's back, to have equanimity, to forgive, and let it go.  Favor Of God, foggy weather.  Making someone happy, rapturing them to Heaven.  Damnation, on the other hand, is making someone feel bad, with guilt and hate and misery, to Hell (Prison? Death?).   Someone stabbed you in the back?  Maybe you were mean to them, and they attacked back.   

The fairy fly, the smallest insect, is 0.139mm long (like less than a hair's width).   The Universe is Infinite.   We, therefore, are smaller than fairy flies.    Relative to the Universe, we don't even exist.    We are tinier than tiny, infinitesimal, teensy weensy itty bitty little nothings.    But we are absolutely massive to Ourselves.  And one person can ripple outward to the entire globe.  For whatever that means.   To infinity and beyond, lol.  

Hurt people hurt people.   More pain, more guilt.  We're all tired of people getting abused, the hate, the resentment, the misery, the sadness.  Grow up.   Get nice.   There should be no slavery and trafficking.  The meat industry should be far more humane, or less necessary.  Snakes and reptiles and dragons are cool animals, and deserve as much love as lions and giraffes, in my book.   Satan may be a Reptilian?  But carnivores in nature is the way of things, the way we were made.  Don't be a dick.  Respect.

you think they think they're right, but they're wrong (you think) ...    stolen holy life blood?....    you're rock hard special.       go cook a cake.      Don't call Kiki a kike or a kook - just buy her a Coke.    Sleep-leaping, and nap-lapping and rest-questing and dream-meming.    Awake like a snake named Jake, quaking, about to be baked in a lake of fake sake, for a cocky hockey player.    A jockey named Jackie with walkie-talkies, playing a game of wacky hacky-sack, before her horse comes back, of course.   

Hard Rock Cafe and rock hard muscles / erection, and Peter the rock, and vampire lore of statues that come alive, and of course rigor mortis.   Hardened criminals and hard rock music and hardcore sex and hardscrabble life and hard Concrete Cement Asphalt Pavement.     Hard bread and hard jawbreakers and hard tack and hard to chew.   Hard to watch.   Hard to guard.   Hard to beat.   Hard to top.   Hardware and hardcastle and mccormick and hardy boys and Laurel and Hardy and Hardaway and a hard mattress and hard to get to sleep.   Hard to say difficult.   Hard to act hard.    Hard to eat a soft serve.  

JLT and judgment of your life's testimony.  Buick, be you? ick!   Hoagie Carmichael and Chuy and Candy and Sandy the sandwich and Mel the melon and fruits/vegetables.   Your parents bread (bred).   Jerry Rice and Anne Rice and don't be a pesto.  I listen to the Sundaes.   The Food Fighters.   Gwynyth Paltrow's daughter Apple.  Darryl Strawberry.  Carrot Top.   Orange Julius.    Clean Dean, Sterile Errol, Dirty Kurt, Messy Jessy, and a yodeler named Adele.  Silent Bob and Loud and rowdy crowds.   Don't be a Stranger!  (For alll to be accomplished, for me to feel less lonely, all that remained to be hoped was that there should be a huge crowd of spectators, and that they should greet me with howls of execration) - Camus  (pronounced calm moo).   Playing dirty and eating human flesh publicly??   Queasy cuisine, sweetheart.      Some sinners feel no shame, want to shout from the rooftops, and believe in genuine authenticity of behavior/ diet/ cravings/ curiosity/ owning what others suppress or reject.   yuke a wrist tick.   sim ball ick.   icky!  ichthylogist with a goatee doesn't like to eat fish.    Ghoti and Phish and spells to herd fish!   I heard that!  Let there be blood!   Let it happen.  Let go and let God.  If ever you should run into God in your journey, He will be cut.    It's not nice to slice, but people want pain on His pacifist ass.  Who is God?   I AM whoever you say I am.   -Eminem, the rap god.   But who hates love?

God is universally loved (almost), or praised, worshipped, glorified, and prayed to.    Given lip service.   But anyone claiming to be God could end up universally reviled, or disrespected, mocked (who the hell do you think you are?), or even crucified.    Drugged, medicated, not taken seriously, labelled mentally ill, and called schizophrenic with a Delusion of Grandeur, and -of course- misunderstood.    To be great is to be misunderstood (- Ralph Waldo Emerson).    So don't judge me til you've read me!   I have a lot (too much?) to say.   My dad never shut up, and now I'm the one shitting all over the internet.   I kid.   It's not garbage, in my opinion.    I mean, I like reading myself, and that could be enough, really, right?    Please leave comments.   I don't need validation, but I'd like to think I'm making a difference.

The MAD make a difference.    George Bernard Shaw said, "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world.   The unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.   Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."   Never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.  Status quo and rocking the boat.   Bob Marley sang, please don't you rock my boat.   He also sang Almighty God is a living man.  BM was the shit.    Seal and Bob are black men.   Don't judge me by the color of my skin ("white"), but the content of my character.  -MLK jr.   Milk is white.   Harvey (Milk) was assassinated by Dan (White).  King was assassinated by Ray.   And so it goes.   James Earl Jones and James Earl Ray and Jim Jones.   The King family believes Ray to be a scapegoat.   How odd.  Mad world.   My point?  Get crazy, crazy is sane - it's all sane??   Moderation in all things, including moderation.  My XR phone got stolen.   Doesn't mean we can't be Xtreme and Radical.  To a point.  Let's not go overboard!  Enjoy life, by any means necessary.  Be selfish.  Life is not to be moped through, or patiently suffered, or endured in quiet desperation.   Life is to be LOVED!!!   (unpredictable, unusual, interesting?)

The nitty gritty of surviving for Eternity and Infinity?  Beats me.  What an expression.  I don't know.  What is the longest conceivable human lifespan?  Like human consciousness in a computer for a zillion years, floating in space?  Like a nuclear-powered computer that sustains an entire world of data for a virtual being to play on, for the rest of time?   I guess it's conceivable.  Something to chew on.   Would there be food and shit?  Nuts.   Identical?  Better?  Embodied, with sex, thrills, food, breeze, the whole deal?   Better halves....  Beside yourself....   W is for Weird.    Clone should be spelled with a Double-you.   Babies!?

You can resent God, hate God, have anger spite malice toward God, even want revenge on God:  You could say,  Holy Father God, you can burn in your own Hell, you pos.   Many do.  You don't have to love All of Reality.   Maybe you shouldn't.   Matt Groening named a comic strip, Life is Hell, and some people are Depressives, and many are in long-term, persistent misery, from all kinds of situations and afflictions.   The best kind of religion(s) alleviate suffering, and facilitate a thriving life of joy.    That's MY God, anyway.

Wordplay:   Beethoven while eating beets on a hovercraft?  Oxen, foxes, and hawks.  A box of ham hocks.  Rabid rabbits.  There's a mole on my face!   Should I call a doctor or animal control?  The geese have a delusion of gander.  Awful flocks of flamingos, full of feelings in the Fall. The missus reads missing missives about missiles, mister.    The mister I met in the mist is missing and missed.   The Claire I met in the clear is full of clarity and chlorine.   My pal Paul from the pool is taking pills in Nepal.  My mammaries have memories.  Worshipping mammon in Yemen, and eating salmon with the ammonites.  The power of Bauer to sourly take a dour shower in the tower.   Co-opting the co-op.  Pompous on the pampas.  Akkadians in Arcadia.  Hectares of Heaven-essence.  Canoes and can-olds.  Canoli and Stromboli.   Strudel for my poodle.  Holy moly, he's eating a stromboli on zamboni.  The Sufi went to Dizzy-land.   Ten men do Zen.   I served the dogs fennel in the kennel.  The automobile road through the Carpathians.  The anthropologist apologized for anthrax, and throwing ants.  She was only erratically erotic.   The humorous post was posted posthumously.   A pyramid among peers.  I cuss your customs!  I curse, cuss, and kiss.  Cassie's case of couscous.  Run the play, run the plates.  Phallic guitar and astro-pops.  Flatulent motorcycle and rumble fish.  Birds in my beard, and mice in my mustache.  Bubba the baby likes bubbles.  I believe in birdbaths.  A big beautiful woman at Berkeley Bowl West.  Jaime and Jamie.  Sore about a rose.  I wed a weed in the dew.  Ribbit said the rabbit.   I was only ACTing!   The real role?  Railing against Riley's royal reels about rules!!  Movies about moves and maybe babies.   Cinema about sin.   Video about a kid named Dío.  Palaver about  an obscenely mean queen on the silver screen.  Ruthless Ruth on a cruel crew hurting Burt and Kurt, and putting the insane in pain.   They say no pain, no gain, but I don't think God is in hell.  The price of pleasure is not pain, nor of wealth, suffering.   There are some crazy ideas out there.  Gettin' the hang of anger.  What's UP?  Unicorns and Princesses!  PUP:   Peace, Understanding, and Prosperity.   The brutality in reality, the savagery of biting into cabbage.   The mean results of eating too much beans.  If pancakes made you fart, maybe we'd call it a flatulent spatula.  The hatred of fish who ate the bait.  The ire of the buyer who thought he bought a lot of hot yachts.   The spite of the guy who lost the fight.   The anger of the guy with the fangs.  The rage in a cage.  The wrath on the path to the bloodbath.  The fury of the jury.   The malice of the palace.  The revenge of the oranges.  The orange that bites back, the fruit vampire (imaperv), gay apricot: gaypricot, the wicked kick to the dick that makes you sick.  The kite that takes flight at the right height.   Evil Knievel and Wicked Rick and Sinful Jinn and Depraved Dave and Vicious Trish and Satanic Anne (and Nick), and the Turpitude of perps who burp, slurp, and usurp the throne of Moaning Myrtle the fertile turtle.   Colonel Bone is on the phone, and I don't think you'll like his tone, Sloan.   Ah shit, the same supposedly witty bit about how I should just quit tits, and sit and knit?  I've been bit by a nitwit who's throwing a fit, spitting shit about zits.    The worst thirst to burst?  So just pop em, pop!  Squeeze, please.   Apples, opulent opals, and papal people.   Proust's priest and Prevost's provost.

A Dry, Quiet War.   A Pie Diet More.  A Bi Hyatt Whore.

I am 53 years young, earth time.   Wait, what other kinds of time are there?   Coordinated Universal Time is the scientific time for the entire planet.   If you're in a different field of gravity (like, say, near a black hole) OR in motion, your time frame is different than somewhere else.      Gravitational time-dilation and time dilation due to relative motion - both could impact "eternal."   Science seems to be saying There is no objective flow of time, and no Universal Now.   Time is weird.   It's not the same time on the roof as it is on your floor (by some infinitesimal quantity).   A day on Mercury is 176 (earth) days, Venus (243 days), Mars (24h, 37m), Jupiter (9h, 56m) hours, Saturn (10h, 33m), Uranus (17h, 14m), and Neptune (16h, 6m).

No one lives forever.   Everyone dies.    We've got around 100 years.   That's it.   No one outlives their death, even by an hour.    Once you're dead, it's over.   You'll be dead forever.   Bad news?  Sorry.   Happens to everyone.   At least none of us are alone.  It's the universal fate.   

No afterlife.  No heaven, no hell.   Just children, representing. (some of) Your DNA persisting. 

Everything goes to hell.   Dies, decays, deteriorates, worsens, ages, rots. 

Thinking about Heaven provides a template for how you should live your life;  what goals you want to shoot for, an imagined reward for a virtuous life, and a pleasant dream-world that molds our real one.   

NO bullying, slavery, rapes, beatings, torture, trafficking, violence, murder, kidnapping, cruelty, unkindness, disrespect.    In other words, be good, no crime.   What does a good, virtuous, heavenly world look like?   What is my version of Utopia?  Appreciation, gratitude, respect, kindness, compassion, mercy, love.   The greatest of these is Love.  What's love got to do with it?  

Safety, Prosperity, Comfort, Nature, Laughter, Good conversation, Music, Internet, Good Food, a Healthy and Vibrant body and Exercise, Enough Sleep, Libraries, and Hobbies.  Relationships, Friendship, Love.   Motivation, a Goal, Service, Feeling useful and helpful and valuable.   That's really about it!!

Paradise, Heaven, Utopia, Nirvana, Bliss

God is One.  Kelli (Kells, Keli) thinks I'm (also, sometimes) DAE, Darren Devore, Justin Furstenfeld, and Ace Young.   I don't really know wtf is up.  I think of myself as having different aspects, not being freaking possessed, or (as she says) "stepped into."  Just treat me as Jesse Lawrence Teshara, alright?    Don't talk through me, to some imagined entity, like I'm some different person.   I don't really know who these people are.  

I get it.   There's madness, and roles, and shifting identities.   There's acting, and being demon-possessed, and self-control.   There are changing facial expressions, and voice-intonations, and variation.    Everybody evokes, reminds people of other people.   There are multiple personalities, and integrating your "shadow."  There are vessel-bodies and Seers who are sometimes God-beings with righteous anger.  It's a mad world.   There's a lot to be mad at.  OAT, objects and things (Obs & Thgs).

Compassion for demons is called for, in my view.

All in all is all we are - Nirvana.    Now Everybody's Me - Dead Milkmen.    Every single one of us, the devil Inside - INXS.    God has the Devil in Him,  The Devil has God in Him.    People are people, so why should it be, you and I should get along so awfully? - Depeche Mode.   Can't we all just get along? - Rodney King.    Maybe we all SHOULD talk through each other, to everybody else, all the time!   In loving you, I love all.  - The Art of Loving (Erich Fromm).   It's a wide, weird, wonderful world of wild, wacky, wondrous (wo)men!   I'm a they.   We're all plural.  We're both our mothers and fathers, so we're both male and female, in a sense, too.  It doesn't make much sense to shoot at myself!   I am you as you are me as we are all together, now ( - I am the walrus, Beatles).   

Noise, sound, sonic, auditory:  Good Noise, Bad Noise, Neutral Noise/ Just Noise, vs. Silence or Music...  odd-itory noyz for a sound mind! 

Empathic Telepath or Psychopathic Sociopath?

 Yahweh's way

No way! way!  Weigh?  230.  whey? yes.   The fifth faith of my father.   My father has the weight of a feather.   Oversitting an understanding.  Shitting on shortie.  A gander at Zander Anderson.  DAD and MOM, dumb and dumber, I'm with stupid, monk or mystic, the unsound mind of a way without words, and silent transmission, and the sound of silence.  Paying rupees to stupid cupid from Jupiter.  G-D, Ground or Dirt.  Earth, heart, hater, the AR.  Sister, SIS.  Snakes in Suits, in sweet Suites.  Satanic sinners, hissing, and slithering, in the sibilant soil and sod.  G-D, getting dirty.  God or Deity, 8 or 9, infinity or love, good day mate.  JLT, jilted and jolted?  KJS, K s.j..  Jesse and Kelli, juicy kalian?  Joy Love and Truth.   Kindness Justice and Service.   Kelli Jean Simpson.  Square, Triangle, Star of David.  squares and angels and dirt (sod).   Saudade about sodomy with Saddam in the sod.   The ant fart thing is floccinaucinihilipilificationism.  JK Rowling, killjoy, King James, and Kay Jay Kentucky.  Other fun facts to throw in your blender:   'Set' has 580 separate meanings, in the OED (Oxford English Dictionary).   The Set set.  God Set, part of my name (Arahset, backwards).  Set-trippin'.  The next OED will be complete by 2037, it is estimated.  It has 600,000+ words, from a volcanic rock to a South American beetle (aa to zyzzyva).   Fun fact: the Tamil language has 247 letters.   DE I TY, 999.  I LO VE, 99.   Yada yada.   Bada boom.  Boop a doop.   Ho ho ho.  Doh!   Blended?  Delicious!

Jesse Teshara and 'shajarah' (arabic). John Tesh, Jetta, Tejava tea.   Mark, Glover, and Jack are some famous Teixeiras.   Teshara is a fictional night elf druid.   'jess' is a falconry strap.  'jessant' is issuing forth (like a plant from the soil).  'jester' is a professional joker or "fool" in a medieval court (they play the fool, but are smart about it, because they can't offend the king!).    And, of course, little old me.  Jess.  Blogger, philosopher, dog walker, deity.   Son, brother, uncle, friend...   nephew, cousin, roommate, husband, foe.   Well, not really.   Sometimes I don't like someone. 

Hallelujah.   Allah lieu Jah.  (All alujah, Some-alujiah, Few-aluyah, None-alooya)  

Rhyme Crime, Serpent Turpitude, and Evil Evelyn

Shout at the Devil, Yell at Hell

Hell's bells, a din of sin, wake the wicked.

Fill the form in triplicate; Your evil needs approval.

Sinful son with my hotter daughter

Sex with ex, meeting for cheating?  adultery cult of dolts and insults!

Go rape an ape!  Go fuck a duck!  Copulate and populate

Hunger for anger, thirst for the worst, need for deeds, aching for snake

Slay a gay, kill a mil, murder a herder, subliminal criminal

Corrupt, raptured