Crime

 the rhyme-crime is called happy-slapping (and when the vandal stole the handle)

the weird crimes are: moping, bop, mhm, tv, barratry, blockbusting

Moping is not a crime, but mopery is the informal name for minor offenses.   Bopping can be assault, but BOP is a breach of the peace.   Mhm, yes uh huh, right. - murder, homicide, manslaughter.   TV?  traffic violations.  (how is manslaughter man's laughter?  it's not.  Just like extraordinary isn't extra ordinary).   Blockbuster video was not a criminal organization, as far as I know, bombing neighborhoods or doing racist real estate crimes.  But be kind, rewind!

 Our son committed arson.  Black males commit blackmail.  Simon commits simony.  Jennifer O, genocide.  Fraudulent Frodo.  Identity-theft is IT.   Bigamy is big of me.  How is kidnapping a crime?  Let the kid sleep.  How is recklessness a crime?  You wreck, THAT seems more likely to be criminal, no?  Cats do Mew-tiny and prr-jury.  Body snatchers?  Well, her snatch doesn't think you're a criminal :-).   Battery? Power-up, power-down...  (the term comes from Ben Franklin's linked Leyden jars which reminded him of a "battery" of cannons, working in unison).   Attempted murder and battery both have ATT in them.  Trespassing?  Passing my tresses, going into my brain, like every sight or word...  Even bodybuilders can't shoplift!  The Perfect Crime is so PC.  Prank calls can be really funny.   If they're a crime, they still might be totally worth it, IMO.  I enjoyed Crank Yankers.   Squatting is a funny name for a crime.   Fencing, too.  Uttering is passing forged or counterfeit documents, so you are free to utter utterances.   But you're not supposed to Teach treachery or instruct how to strike or educate about knife edges...  Serial killers devour cereal.   And what's with all the 'er's' in murderer?  er, I dunno.   Welfare is well and fair.    The OPD (Oakland Police Department) commits Outrages against Public Decency?  Hazy about hazing, in any weather.  Capital offense in the capitol.   MONEY (capital letter capitalism).   There's a crime called Ghosting, where you steal the identity of a deceased person.   They might Fail to appear, lol.   Witness wit.

-JT (no, not Jury Tampering) I will never embrace Embracery.

G-D isn't a Grave Desecrator, either.  (or does God do everything).    The law of Allah is la la la.    Nam myoho range Kyo.  gods law.  be good.  Love.

Do you know the difference between unlawful, illegal, criminal, and illicit?  Guilty, villainous, and culpable..   Libel isn't liability.   Fetal abduction has nothing to do with suborning.  Misprision isn't missing prison.  Demons are possessed, or possess, or both, but that's different from Possession of stolen goods or of illegal drugs...  Trespass, assisting an offender, unlawful assembly, and assault are crimes of an assassin.  

You say I'm mendacious about tonight's dinner ingredients?  Seditious libel!  Dish lie!

rhyme crime: subliminally criminal, or explicitly illicit?  The rhyme paradigm.  Time is money, Tim.  Time is dimes!  Hi you slimy guy, the bells are chiming for stomach chyme, and the mime says it time for lime enzymes!   L'chaim!  I'm I AM, and I ain't quaint.   I ain't painted faintly by tainted saints, either.    I am I am Superman, and I can do anything! - REM.   I ain't I AM NOT.    Well, not yet.    Lies and wise guys.  

TV showing both Tenderness & Violence.   San Diego Padres and Los Angeles Angels are both people, saints and sinners, if that.   Yet another thought on heaven and hell:  Heaven and Hell are relative, subjective, graduated, and rarely absolute.  What is it a spectrum between?  Contentment and Misery.   One person's pain tolerance and threshold differs from another's.   But the scale varies between Joy and Suffering, Pleasure and Pain, Happiness and Sadness, and Bliss and Agony.   Suffering isn't just physical pain, but can be Depression, Grief, Sadness, Sorrow, Gloom.    There's Torture and Suicide and there's Love-Bliss.   Ah, life!   If you know how bad it can get, maybe you'll be happy with, as the Raconteurs sang, "find yourself a girl, and settle down.  Live a simple life in a quiet town."    Steady as she goes!   Truly happy is not being in hell, truly.    And being true.  Forget about drugs.  Meds can help, tho.   Meditation and medication!  (and maybe the Mediterranean).

Punishment:  puns and jail, prison, incarceration, discontent, karma/justice.   Is life itself part of the justice system?  Is Death somehow just, fair, merited, and a due reward/punishment?  Does it all work out?   Should it, even?  Points!  Maybe just let everybody be, alright??   False accusations come from delusion, spite, and (sometimes) for fun.  ACK you zay shins.    I don't know how to spell?   Witches can spell, wutchu tokkin' bout.   Which kinda witch are you?  I am what I eat:  I'm a sandwich.   Minh men are on the moon, man!  ('Minh' means 'bright')

Quentin takes his lenten gabapentin at Fenton's.   Tarantino needs Beano in his cart at the mart for his farts.   I read part of Sartre on Bart until my heart started making art.   I need a chill pill after watching Kill Bill.   Phil will fill the till with millions of bills.    But Phil is illiterate, illegible, illegitimate, and ill.   The fag frog ate a fig in the fog.    The gay frog flew his freak flag on a tadpole.