Ways to die

 Weight, Dye ?   

i.e. overweight, underweight, taxed organ systems, black face, bulimia, anorexia nervosa, starvation, drought, isolation, poverty

Every Possible Threat to You

punched, hit, kicked, elbowed, kneed, slammed, tripped, thrown, submitted

slashed, stabbed, shot, bruised, battered, broken, beaten, bashed, blasted

arrows, rocks, bullets, projectiles, cannonball, boiling oil, missiles, ordinance, shot, MIRVs!

slip on a banana peel, trip on a crack, fall on your face,  broken hip

Old age, senescence, cellular replication

Diseases (x _____) (y categories) - 

    around 19,000 distinct diseases / (plus?) 10,000 rare ones

Hit by a bus, car crash, drunk driving, no seat belt, pushed off a cliff

Wrong place at wrong time, bad luck

Hit by an asteroid, hit by a home run, foul ball, baseball (sun in your eyes?)

Soda machine falls on you, piece of space junk

Earthquake the ground swallows you up, building falls down

Tidal wave, big wave surfing error, drowning

Terrorist attack

cigarrettes, cigars, secondhand smoke, pipes, chewing tobacco

Airplane malfunction, train derailment

your space station is losing cabin pressure!

dagger, axe,  halberd, mace, pike

bungee cord snap

ski into a tree, surf collision, rock-climbing miscalculation

mine collapse

caltrops, booby traps, punji sticks, landmine

Hurricane / cyclone, tornado / twister  

Flood, drought, starvation

fire, ice, burn to death, freeze, exposure, inclement weather

Killed by a vampire, eaten by a cannibal

Die in your sleep (killed by a dream?)

mysterious malevolent manipulation of your chi and prana

Weight falls on you (weightlifting mishap)

Medication, drugs, interaction effects, side effects, addiction, overdose

Recklessness

Homicide, Suicide

bayonet, lance, spear, tomahawk, flail

nuclear, atomic, hydrogen bomb

A car crashes into your house

impaled, dismembered, decapitated

Heart attack

One of the 16 cancers from smoking (or emphysema)

Gun accident (oops, it was loaded, or oops, that wasn’t shooting blanks)

Poisoning

garroted

Blunt force trauma

Sword, knife, throwing star, grenade

Assassin

howitzers, mortars, automatic/ (sub) machine guns

tanks, flamethrowers, monsters, things that go bump in the night

Bomb

kraken

Starting a fisticuff fight

Driving on the wrong side of the street

Power outage, life support systems

Bee stings

Fall off a horse

Struck by a car

stoned to death, crushed, the rack, Iron Maiden, crucifixion

Black magic curse, voodoo pin cushion doll, bad juju

Karma, you pos

Giving up

Sadness

abducted by space-aliens and vivisected

Dangerous work (mining, military)

   mercenary, soldier of fortune

Criminals eliminating witnesses

your pancreas listed as an ingredient for a witch's cauldron

Crossing the wrong guy

Bit by a rabid dog

Cow-tipping

Holding your breath

black hole

Strenuous over-exertion

Attempting to exsanguinate, you silly vampire

Overeating, exploding (impacted colon)

Getting beat up (gangs, prison, outside sports arenas, etc.)

MMA, hockey body check

Sports hard foul

Pollution, air, water, soil, secondhand smoke

Running into a wall, a tree, a glass door

Gladiator competition, fight club

Hunting accident

Undertow 

Rogue waves

Running out of oxygen

The bends

Jousting mishap

parachute incorrectly packed

sucked into a plane engine, head lopped by helicopter blade

Wrestling, crossing the line

Looking at somebody the wrong way

Getting eaten alive (dropped into an alligator pit?)

Quicksand

Falling into the ice

Dehydration, salt water

Landslide, avalanche

Collateral damage

Sniper 

slit throat

Surgical strike

Blowing your top, fury

swarm of malarial mosquitoes

improperly prepared fugu

Sacrifice

Elevated risk, lowered self-defense, apathy

Suicidal tendencies

Hit by a train

Jump off a bridge

Out of your depth, biting more than you can chew

Unprepared

Thrill-seeking

Lion-taming and alligator wrestling and snake-handling

Bullfighting, toreador

Overconfidence

Bad lucks

Falling victim to a mass-murderer or serial killer

Falling asleep with a cigarette 

Guillotined

The sun explodes

Eaten by a lion

stung by a jellyfish

bit by shark

poisonous snakebite

poison arrow and blowgun

venomous spider

spy with a nerve agent

resentment, spite, malice, revenge

Long covid

Too many cigars

Fell into a volcano, hit by lava blob

Sunburned too often

Ate the wrong kind of mushroom

Affliction too far from hospital, ambulance, care

Sedentary lifestyle, too much sitting, tv

Fireworks explosion mishap

your boat struck an iceberg

Asphyxiation, strangulation

Pain

Trained professionals only, do not attempt to do this on your own

Messing with powers you can’t possibly comprehend

Universal malice, nobody likes you, everybody hates you

Electrocution

Defenestration

frightened to death, horror

Overworked

Bored to death

Mortal combat

War

tickle torture

die of embarrassment

self-defense, preemptive self defense

yada yada, on and on, time itself

stupidity

left for dead

plasma gun death ray!, directed-energy weapon

Pai Mei's five point palm exploding heart technique!

beheading, smash mouth, 5 finger death punch, nasal bone impact, knuckle to temple, uppercut to chin, throat chop, a move practiced a thousand times "that cannot fail"