Christmas Rhyme

This Christmas I blissfully kissed my miss

And drank Swiss Miss before writing my hit list

ssss.   That's the sound of my sis hissing at pissers! 

Chrismas piss

Noel and, go to hell you,  foe of the well

Santa Claus drinks fanta, Nas

mistletoe isn't thistles, Joe

Happy Holidays, doll

holy day, holy moly, I found a roly-poly

I present to you the presence of presents!

toys for boys and girls with curls

happy birthday Jesus, and sappy mirth-day, you rhesus monkey

Mass for the masses, (I'll pass, like passing gas)

Jingle bells, mingle well

silent night, violent fight (silencers and night vision goggles?)

Mary and Chris!

Holy night, wholly knight

Sleep in heavenly peace, leap in seventy geese?  

Carl sings carols with Carolynn

The reindeer are insane, dear

St. Nick is not Satanic, fireplace be damned

Mrs. Claus takes pause...  what are the laws?

Cincinnati (sin sin naughty!) has been bad this year?

naughty is not E.    Knot University is not U!

"Step on a crack, break your mother's back" -Devo (no, I hope not.   my dad was the one with the bad back). But my mom and aunt, sisters, both tripped, recently, walking outside.   Kind of biblical, actually:  "fall on your face."  Xmas well-wishing!!  Wishing well, kiss and tell...  Apparently, falling on your face actually means prostration, like the muslims do when they face Mecca 5x/d.   Our Lady of Guadalupe struck me as funny today, like we've got "our" lady, my mom and I, in the back of the house, or something.   Like a robot, or a slave, or servant,  or something.   No, my mom and I are not involved in Trafficking.

Race-ism at the Olympics (ha ha), and Bigotry at Big O Tires...

All the authoritarian leaders on a single boat?  A dictator-ship!  Ha.  (there's like 49 in the world right now, says a website).

OH my God!!   Ozomatli and Hanuman!   said the monkey monk

champion chimps, not Coke Heroin Acid Meth Pot, chump

Ludakris-mis?   Miss Chris

Phishy ghoti and shoals fleeing Sheol, and a school of fish getting schooled!

forceps and fissiparous footsteps?

Santa in red.   Paint the town red.   Bite me.   Have an old friend for dinner.   A tall drink of water.   Splashes of red about the house.  Get drunk.   Pain in the neck.    Suckas!   Bloodthirsty villains and autocrats.  Warm hearted, but cold-blooded?  V is for viviparous.

Why do I keep confusing Jack Nicholson and Robert DeNiro?  ni!  we are the knights who say NEE!

Epstein rhymes with Jesse, kinda.   I like bikes:  I'm a pedal-phile!

Pretty and witty in the city, wait for weight, a loan to a lone loon, bitter bittern, scattered scat, stray rays, Gary Hart's heart, silent cylon, bitter bite, cozy echoes, the lass that lasts, seems to see, scarlet starlet, the past lasts, serene Serena.