Thanksgiving rhyme prayer

Thanks, Greg n' Peg, for regular legs -  I'm thankful for my ankle

And grateful for my fate, even that of being late

And appreciate being, seeing, peeing, and me-ing...

And have an attitude of gratitude, for Every Heaven! 

And thank you for tanks, too

And especially peace, that doesn't cease

Thank you God, for my body, the love from above,

And a kind mind that finds the good in the 'hood

And ends the quest for the best rest, nest, dressed, in the west

Jess is blessed!

Thankyou, thanks, gracias, merci, and dankeshin (shön) 

(and Shia shay, Arigato, )

Yes, thanks for my shins, too :-).    vocation, vacation, location.   shin bet.

Thanks for the food, dude and certainly the dessert!

Take a seat, get off your feet, Let's eat, both meat and wheat!

Jess T says, in jest, let's digest, but I digress

Let's consume, fill the room in your stomach, before running amok!

Bon apetit!   (omit joke about ape tit)

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cheeses christ:  Swiss cheese is holy, muenster is monstrous, and buddha likes gouda.   The freedom to eat edam.    Force is not endorsed, of course.

My contribution to the Thanksgiving dinner is Guiness beer, horseradish, and crackers.  I sent a picture of my purchase.  I've been specifically requested to get 3 Tracklements brand horseradish, and a 4 pack of cans of Guinness Draught stout.   I apparently screwed up by getting the Ba-Tampte horseradish, and the 6 pack of bottles of extra-stout.   Geez, Louise.  Would Thanksgiving turn sour if I just brought what I already bought??   Good lord.

Dog, D.O.G., Diogi, and Diageo (Guinness people);   you could name your cat See-eh-tee (Siati?)

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Thanks for BOOKS!

Did you know, around 4 MILLION books are published in English each year.    That's like 11,000 new books a day.   Happy speed-reading (j/k).   I mean, maybe AIs can read all that?

There are 130-170 MILLION unique books in the world (in all languages - there are approximately 7159 spoken languages in the world).   So that's something to look foreward to, in an infinite afterlife, or if your consciousness gets transferred to a machine, or something.  I guess you could calculate how many pages or words, too.   Is the data available?  170 terabytes, Google says.  Which is, a single terabyte could hold 1000 copies of The Encyclopedia Brittanica (32 volumes, in book form, the last set of which was 2010: they've moved entirely online.   Big and getting bigger!).  

170,000 x 32 = All Books  = 5,540,000 (encyclopedia brittanica volume equivalents).   Oh joy.

fyi.   There are exactly 2 remaining speakers of Lemerig, remaining, in Vanuatu.  van-wa-TWO! Wow.  I hope they talk to each other!

Also, if you were wondering, Is an Omniscient Computer possible?  The answer is No.   The Heisenberg uncertainty principle means you can't know (simultaneously) both the position and momentum of any given particle.   Also, the speed of light limits knowledge, so an OC would require information outside of its own "light cone" (the region of spacetime it can influence).   

Dr. Boox!  (my dad read to me).   Books with ghosts in them?: boo-ks!