Word of God

And the word is... 'Pershnoodle-zip' 

Every book in any library is All Entirely the Word of God, if you ask me

cosmically comic antics of astral Astrid caused Mick to kill ants and ticks!   I bought some smack and crack and cognac, put them in my backpack, and went back to Jack (in the box), for some meat that tastes like yak and quack.  G-D?   God Damn.   Pre and Post - Judgment Demons.  Pure, unrepentant psychopathic monster demons.    Profane and profound professor is my profitable profession!  Homage to the mage.  Heidi Klum eats clams with Clem in any clime.   Do you grasp that I wake up gasping?  You're supposed to sleep in cold dark and quiet, not this old riot!   Electricity cost money in this funny city.   Wyatt's diet consists of what he spies at Hyatt, like pie he buys with rye, or (sigh, why) sly fly guys like Kai or Jai.   Mai oh my.   Zane says he has Hanes in his veins.

Brain Pain make me Insane!!!   Insane, like rain down the drain in vain, miss Jane and mister Lane Caine.   It waxes and wanes, like the cranes on the plains of Spain, you Dane.  But they say, no pain, no gain.   That is All-so SO insane.  The bane of my brain is tainted rain, Mr. Wayne from Maine.   In Seine in the membrane.   I AM fain to say, insanity is not always insane.  Sanity is like the vanity of a manatee.   I like manatees;  the manatee likes me;  we like ourselves.   Me, myself, and I and we done caught ourselves a varmint and No-Self.   Machine elves and all my selves :-).   Self, I sez, you is right kindly, I says to myself.  The author puts himself on the shelf.   Like the libra section of the library.  Or the non-fiction section, where the facts are in the stacks.   God refers to Himself as a We.    Lots of roles, minimal fixed identity, and Fluid Psyche in a Changing Body.   All the Universe is a Stage.   Only God is good.  Reality is all the God there ever is.  It's all good?   

Do all acts merit any response?  Ignoring people or actively involved, hate or love, everything from horrific vengeance of righteous anger to kindly forgiveness, mercy, and friendly affection?   Are consequences and judgment and fairness basically irrelevant?  I think everyone should be free.   I believe in freedom.   Free your mind.    The whole world should be able to go anywhere, think say do anything.   Wait, no.   I don't believe this.  No law?   I like private property.  So you can't go some places.  It WOULD be nice if everyone shared everything, though.   DO anything?   I like mutual respect and kindness, so all the law and justice against criminality basically still stands.  The freedom to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose.  Actually, if you give someone a heart attack, you're liable, right? 

IF

If you're a Buddha, love everyone unconditionally with kindness, compassion, cheer, and gratitude.

If you're a pos, flush yourself

If you're a garbageman, take out the trash

If you're an exterminator, squash them like bugs

If you're God, be Good

If you're the Devil, Repent!

If you wanna ride - ride the white horse! (I'm told 'the white horse' is cocaine; sorry. - it's a 1983 song by Laid Back) 

If you wanna be my lover - Spice Girls

If, then is Basic programming.   Conditions.   Heal thyself.

Smoking sucks ass

God butt on the Holy Throne Seat

 Good Gawd man! God's good guide goaded you to get geysers of geezer's gay guy goo?!?

Anal sex horndogs like the old Blue Diamond commercial ("A Can a week is all we ask").

God is giddy after eating Godiva with Godot (to celebrate passing the GED).

The KKK keeps killing catholics, and keeps committing crimes.  can't kick cock.

the chicken coop clucks clan?   Kelli can cook.   the keys to Kelli's kingdom.

The godparents had godlings.

estimated time of departure, estimated time of delivery, eustachian tube dysfunction, electronic theses and dissertations, explain the difference, exchange traded derivatives, event threat detection, (slang: emotionally transmitted disease, like a prana vampire), (vs. FTD flower delivery)

the prana of prawns, piranhas, pandas, and prunes, porn, and paranoia.

hot dogs are neither dogs nor cooked cock, but they are delicious.

Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.    

The Rock was listening to rock music, while watching the rocket from his rocker;   The genial genius genie chose Jean and Gene's genes, to wear in his jeans (in the lamp);  The genie became a meanie because his lamp was damp, and he couldn't change his home on the range;  A profusion of confessions and a confusion of professions;   concupiscent concubine, relieved to relive, moments and pop-ents, with intense interns, and a wrecked rector;   I don't understand the word 'overstand'; rheumatism and house-autism, analgesic laxative diuretics and oralgesic strictative livuretics.   Can wolves cry?  Do crying wolves cry wolf?  The (vicious and malicious) vampire used vials because guile was her style, to avoid trials and piles of files.   I wandered the aisles for miles and wondered what Simone Biles and Noah Wyles ate, if it isn't too late, or if it's just pathetic to try to be athletic.   Dianetics recommends diuretics (to Diana).  I broke all records for breaking vinyl.  I miss that mass of mess.  Zingo, LaRoche, and Snickerdoodle are my 3 spirit-dogs.   

Most crime in our minds is imaginary, I believe (especially if it's heartbreaking and heinous acts of hardened criminals performing acts of violent abuse of children, force-rape, murder, cannibalism, etc.), but there's the occasional psycho that goes off the rails, and even good people can get crazy.  Life is good, and for the most part we do not live in some kind of hellish wasteland of injustice, slavery, captivity, torture, and beatings.  But alter-egos, name changes, multiple personalities, variable roles and circumstances, and things like drugs or hypnosis can change people (radically).  Food, relationships, manipulation, and things like new jobs or being in jail/prison or something, all change identities and behavior and personality.   Traumas need to be heard, understood, and perpetrators dealt with and forgiven, so victims can move on with their lives and grow.   Imaginary traumas can seem as bad as real ones, if we think we're seeing them in our minds for some troubling reason, or if we think they're real.   Personally, I think telepaths like to fuck with us.  It's usually about money.  I even suspect most Real heinous crime is performed for understandable and even forgivable reasons, if you grasp the totality of the situation.   The outrage is still merited.

To Do (revised): SSA, bank, knitting, psych/meds, dental, ob gyn, glasses, aaa, insurance, dmv, car parts, Victoria's Secret, Good Vibrations, saree, shirt(s), Douglas Adams, Monty Python, mochi, Turkish delights, Italian restaurant, cal fresh, toaster, frisbee, Gabo, J!, Morrison library, Tilden, album, publish, Indian Rock, HH temple, att/osh letters, birdseed, food pantry, Napa storage, tennis, yoga, jumprope, jog, pushups, dumbbells, stretch, hygiene, Bread, nurseries, music, call mom, pizza, standup, museum, meditate, Zz, gifts, photo, astragalus, waffles, brownies, juice, credit, Kleenex, bucket, plant, campanile, jokes, laundry, N

G and B

Good and Bad

God and Devil, Sin and Virtue, Heaven and Hell

G-D is just a symbolic representation of Good (the creator of, the source of, Good embodied)

Devil is, likewise, Evil (d is the 4th letter, so I think of "for evil")

Heaven is Bliss, Happiness, Contentment, neutral (non-suffering).   It can be a State or a Place.

Hell is Pain and Suffering, Torture and Torment, Discontent and Misery and Depression.   Things like agony and nausea and bother and anguish and hopeless despair.   Feeling troubled, anxious, frustrated, powerless.  Grief, disgust, futility, meaninglessness, pointlessness, emptiness, defeated.

Heaven and Hell are different "neighborhoods" of the same place (Earth, The Universe).

If you're in heaven you're not in hell (you're happy not miserable, resentful, angry), and vice versa.

They say hell can be heaven, and heaven hell: it's all in your head.

Sin is crime, vice, immorality, bad (breaking God's law, the UTM, universal theistic morality).  VICKI, (vice illegality crime killing immorality) (vile insane cruel kidnapping ignoramus) (valuable impressive  compassionate kind intelligent).

Good is Health, Happiness*, Pleasure, Virtue, Truth, Beauty, Love, Peace, Prosperity, Comfort, Kindness, Mercy, Forgiveness, Justice, Fairness, Safety and Security, Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness/Service, Friendliness, Courtesy, Obedience, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, Reverent, Contentment, Satisfaction, Equanimity, Compassion, Patience, Gentleness, Forbearance...  (loyalty, obedience, and reverence are ranked last on my list, though).    Unity, community, teamwork, cooperation, togetherness, family.  Goods are good, services too, capitalism and a well-oiled economy of hard-working, altruistic, non-greedy workers as well, but the profit-motive works wonders, and to be rich is glorious, and wealth and prosperity are well and proper!   

What pairs well with being rich?  Spending well, not hoarding.   Generosity, charity, selflessness, sacrifice, service, giving, good will, concern, beneficence, benevolence, magnanimity, hospitality, grace, geniality.   Most bang for buck, most happiness/dollar.    Bliss/buck, delight/dollar, pleasure per penny, most merriment for your money, you could say.   Maximized mirth.  Greatest glee for your gold.   The most gladness for your green.    The most cheer for your change.   Warmth and wellness for your wealth!

Factors of Omniscience: Truth, Science, Facts, Curiosity, Knowledge, Wisdom, Understanding, Engagement, Research, Reflection, Enlightenment.

Some think it's all good.  With realization, acceptance, understanding.  Without attachments, aversion.

*   :-)       

Joy, Happiness, Bliss, Ecstasy, Cheer, Contentment, Satisfaction, Comfort, Well-fed, Healthy, Secure, Basic Needs met (food, shelter, clothing, bedding, warmth, hygiene), Ease, Love, Appreciation, Gratitude, Community, Friendship, Pleasure, Merriment, Elation, Delight, Euphoria, Glee, Jovial, Frolic, Felicity, Jollity, Mirth, Glad, Gay, Jocund, Laughing, Smiling, Rejoicing, Exultant, Riant, Pleased, Gratified, Positive, Optimistic, Fortunate, Successful, Victorious, Untroubled, Peaceful, Fulfilled.

You are your own You-phoric You-niverse!   (Eureka, cries Euclid;    The You-nity of eu/ you/ yoo/ u/ yu/ yiu/ yeu/ and yew!  Y'all).    Yahweh and Allah, y'all.    YAYOG.   You are your own god.    I realize this may sound absurd.   I mean, you probably didn't create the Eternal Heavens, eh?   But you DO have agency over your mind and experience, and world.   You are the principal architect of your own Good Life.

.. drinking a yoo-hoo under a yew tree in Utah during Yule, listening to a euphonic ukulele, governed by eudemonia.    I'm euchred! said Yuri, after attempting to explain the difference between eugenics and euphenics.    The priest administered the eucharist under the eucalyptus tree in Yuma, after the eulogy.   Euphemisms and Me-phemisms!   For example, e.g., ISMs could be euphemistic for Insane Stupid Monsters.  Monster could be an acronym for Merciless Onerous Nasty Stupid Tormenting Evil Radge!  'Britney Spears' is an anagram for 'Presbyterians.'   POS-ISM, piece of shit, insane stupid monster.  IT-IV, incubus terror, ignorant villain.   (Positivism is the philosophy of believing only assertions backed by LAMP, logical and mathematical proof, or scientifically verifiable (through observation and reason) fact).   It's not about being giddy, overjoyed, or perky.   A positivist can be gloomy, actually.  Gloom-Doom isn't considered good, usually, but not everyone is the same.    Some seem the same, but defer to the different.   Like those in a queer choir.   Or Avalokiteshvara marrying Kali.   

Gratified Optimistic Pleased      and    Delighted Ecstatic Merry :-)

Action Categories

 Survive and Reproduce

Eat, Exercise, Sleep/ Read, Watch, Listen/ Write, Talk, Create/ Work, Play

Love (everything!), joy and devotion and delight, tenderness, kindness, affection, gratitude, contentment, positivity

sex, hugs and kisses, massage, intimacy, touch, caress, physicality

meditate (compassion, equanimity), computer, trivia, give gifts (family, friends, kids, everyone), joe frank, read aloud, tv and movies and video (YouTube, Ted, Instagram, Pinterest), photography, clean and hygiene, grocery shop and cook, sunbathe, do nothing (sit, lay, stand), laughter and smile and comedy, play and fun and games, drugs, Nature, restaurants, zoo, museums*, travel and vacations, parks, concerts, plays, opera, ballet, shows, dance,  ice or roller skates, sports, religious services (church, synagogue, mosque, temple), personal library, fun with kids, Library (books, magazines, computer, movies, courses, audiobooks).  Fundamental:  Sit read talk think and pray...and Write! (in my book).

Exercise (maintenance, improvement; look good, feel good;  bodybuilding, size, strength; cardio- jumprope, jog, swim;  yoga, stretch;  things like planks, dumbbells, bursts of pushups or burpees, and lunges, and sweating every single day.   Eating well, less sugar, more fruits/veggies, lots of color, variety, and not smoking, taking drugs;  everything in moderation, no excess (like alcohol, or sleep, or food, or exercise).

*wikipedia lists all the Bay Area museums, if you're interested

vvvvv, vacation, variety, travel, tv, vampire weekend

wordplay:  femoral menace, wed to a wicked evil dangerous partner, the preceding and antecedent seed, female and fee for mail, Jesse and Josie, juicy Jesse,  JessT suggests you jest, loner loser lover, tofu tempeh seitan, TTS - text to speech, Satan eats seitan, vampires eat veggies, and my best bud drinks blood, the humanoid is annoyed with humans, the time-traveler's decor was just tachyon, the Universe isn't big - it's Infinite (therefore the only thing operative is your YOU-niverse); we ourselves are smaller than small (and bigger than big);  Calm And Relaxed in my CAR,  hm a human hummingbird, the cat purrs - a perverted person, skinks skunks skanks and the kinks!, Shlomo's homes in Rome and Nome, Samson and the Simpsons, Kali in Cali Columbia walking her pet collies.  Jesus and Jesse, Kelli and Kali, Allah and Allen, Allah and the Dalai Lama, the Lord and Laird, Buddha and Budai, raw Ra and the ma and pa law, Zeus and Dr. Seuss, Siva and Silva, Shiva and Eva, Vishnu and Trish (who?), Yahweh and a raw lay, Brahma mom and God padre (and bad mad sad dad?   father, oh bother; top papa! join the padre cadre,  a glad lad's nads, happy pappy).   Pat H on the path.  Buddhist, boo'd and hissed.  Teaching tea.  Every buddy is everybody.   Interconnected and interdependent and inter-religious and interesting.    Suffering through a snuff film.  3/4 of life is a lie.  The world whirled.   Cloudy Skyy vodka.  Bisque, biscuits, and hibiscus.  A passion for ashes, burn it down.  Washington and ignorance, wash and rinse.  The chauffeur is driven by greed.  "Self" and "Reality" belong in "quotes."   The yam is yours and mine.  The Oneness of Elliot Ness.  Everything is a thing.   Causes of caws.  Meet my conditions to cure your condition, said the doctor.  Contemplation of convicts, templates, temples, and shunning play.  Ego waffles.  A ring of suffering, like the ring of fire.  Transcend the ending of your transformative trance.  Nasty monastic gymnasts.  The best shag for your shekel.  A light minty snack before enlightenment.  Listening to a list.  The role of bread in breeding.  Incensed by incense, infuriated by the fuhrer.   Don't harm the dharma!  Nerves and Nirvana!  Lecturing Lecter.  Studying studs.  Ass class.  Infestival.  Dialogue and live-alog.   Donations and poor breadless nations.  Fun fundraisers.  Servant at service, templar at temple, sinner at synagogue, and mosquitoes in the mosque.  Prana peruana.   I am confounded by the crime scene: why was he found dead?  My curiosity is founded on being found dead.   Together, to get her.   Sangha, happily singing.   Join us, preferably without glue :-).  Spirited spiritual spirits, spearing it.  Undone in London.   What's a synonym for thesaurus?   What's a virtue-nym for dictionary?  Antonyms are not names for ants :-)

Hobbies: fun times, choose your diversion!  Crafts: knitting, crocheting, embroidery, cross-stitch, darning, sewing, quilting, weaving;  writing, calligraphy, poetry, journal, diary, book, essays, scrapbooking, blog;  origami, craftstrip, woodcarving, beading, basketry, flower-arranging;   drawing, clay art, papier mache, magic;  bone carving, felt animals, candle-making, soap-making; ceramics, metalwork, pottery.   Activities: wine-tasting, cooking, gardening, landscaping, singing, exercising, dancing, hiking, camping, surfing, scrambling, bike touring, cardsharking, chess, sudoku, crossword, game nights, videogaming, reading (escapism).  Learning: trivia, languages, vocab, coding, reading, musical instrument.

As Robin Robbins said, If you're bored, then you're boring!  (it's okay to be boring, if that's what you want)

Longevity Equation

 Common sense plus Science!

Diet (less sugar, more veggies/variety, less meat, vitamins, water, moderation - enough, not too much or too little, quantity/portion sizes and quality/freshness and lots of color, astragalus lengthens your telomeres, and there are lots of things, like beta blockers and whatnot, you could read science for daze).  Exercise (not TOO strenuous, but you should sweat daily is a good rule of thumb, and aim for progress, growth, improvement, a goal.    'daily maintenance' is good, of course.  Less Stress.    Meditation, calm, equanimity.   Also, being around healthy people and situations.   Peace, prosperity.   Play, positivity.  Love, happiness, joy, fun, laughter.   Touch, intimacy, support, communication.   Nature, things like trees, water, horses, stars, campfires.  Sleep, not too little or much, restful and satisfying.   Go to bed tired, wake refreshed.  That's all I got!

Human hummingbird, hm.     Humanoid annoyed with humans.   Hume and humble and hump and hummer.    Hugh man.   

After I heckled Jekyll, I tickled his pickle.

ambiance of an ambulance

The depressing reality of goggle-eyed bipeds at the zoo ogling what are essentially giant insects eating shitting and fucking, locked in giant boxes.  

the general's journal, a dire diary, and the works of an irked jerk.

love the sinner, not the sin.  Hate the sin, not the sinner.

fuct into existence and everybody fuct (out of existence)

declination, divination, abomination (nations!)

formerly firmer, then SF.   The latter, later.    (soft, flaccid)

"I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.    Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about.   It's stressful."

stalked in Stockton, graped in a vineyard, robbed while playing Roblox, and enjoying Madeira in Madera, m'dear.   

BEN: bliss enlightenment nirvana, buddhist ecstatic nature, both either neither, benevolent beneficent, Benjamin- we be jammin', bento box , Bend OR, Benin, Big Ben, Benjamin's regimen, gentle Ben, drives a Benz, get bent.  

Poorie Poor

 Richie Rich's buddy?

decadent chocolate brownies and poorboy sandwiches, Ritz crackers and porridge

awful waffles using egg-celent eggs;  chickens are not shells of their former selves; why battle cattle?  vale of tears and veal of tears;  victim's blood in a vessel-body (very bad)

CH: your choice of chewy cheddar cheese and cheap chocolate and chopped chicken and Chinese chow like Swiss chard and bok choy and challah and chips and Chex mix with Chivas, and chai.

Mitch itches to be rich like that witch-bitch, Fitch.    Here's the sitch:  the next pitch is gonna put you in stitches, and you'll basically be lying in a ditch.    This isn't Quidditch!

gawd, dehville:   vile evil and ogod, you're good.     G-D, you're a Good Dog!, yes you are

the punch-hunch, keeping your wits about hits, he knows about blows, fight insight

what's that fastened to the assassin?  the plot to place me in a plot, the tumor that sent me to my tomb, coffee to my coffin, thyme of death, and gravitas that sent me to my grave!

the lividity made me livid with rage, said the devil that lived

Annabelle the cannibelle:  I ate a neck from my list for breakfast, a bunch of crunch n munch for lunch, and that sinner for dinner!  I have the worst thirst for liverwurst, and a hunger for lungs and tongue, and a need for a deed that feeds my speed-reading about leads.  I eat street-meat from people I meet and defeat.

Guv of heaven-above, I love doves that I catch with special gloves, and stick in my oven for my coven :-)

G-D:  a Grey and Dreary day, right as rain! ;  G-D: Gorgeous and Dreamy! ; G-D: Gastronomically Delicious;  G-D: Gone and Done;  G-D: Gross and Disgusting;  GOD, garden of delights;  G-D: Glad and Delighted;  G-D: Glorious Dad; G-D: Grandiose Delusion; G-D: Greek Deity; G-D: God's Daughter; GOD, girl of dreams; GOD, governor of Delaware (Matt Meyer);  GOD, god of death/destruction, good old days, giver of dreams, good orderly direction, group of drunks.   (some say the more the merrier, in happy heaven)

the first will be last, the harder you run the harder you fall, what goes up must come down

DAE, describe and explain the dictionary of American English 

you are NOT what you THOUGHT

I'm caught on a yacht I bought (and sought) with a hot daughter in the water.     I've been taught (since I was a tot) to jot a lot of rot.   I sought pot with my dippin' dots to get higher than a guy on pie.    Why, sigh, is the end nigh, Jai?  Because we all must die (!), said the guy in the sky!!!  But life goes on, from dusk to dawn, even after you're gone, said John (yawn).  Prawns aren't pawns in oceanic chess, but ling cod are king Gods!  Lord swordfish and holy mackerel!  Perch at church.  Frogs and hogs at synagogue.  Oscar at the mosque.   Pearls before swine?  Pearls are just rocks and swine are god's holy creatures, just like you and I!   PBS.   Viewers like you.  I'm glad they do.   Bots ought to be taught thought.  

I enjoy the process of writing this, and I'm glad it's out there (being read), and monetizing it would be icing on the cake, as they say.   Writing is fun, brings clarity, shares ideas, and stimulates thought.  Writing is right.  It's a daily rite.   

rude food.  tasty waste.  poison in the hoi sin sauce.  damned ham, lamb, and jam.  the witch ate something rich.  the piece of shit enjoyed a piece of pie.   the lowlife enjoyed a high life.   the scumbag enjoyed his dime bag.  a loser with a laser was a boozer, and the offender went on a bender, and the wrongdoer used a bong.  the jerk enjoyed his jerky.  is the rotten not written?   the shithead bit and was fed.  the snake ate his cake.  eat your stupid soup.  the thief ate some beef.   the bully ate bull. the burglar ate a burger.  the bug had a mug.  the doer of vice had a bowl of rice.  women'll get criminal.  steal her purse, and get accursed.  the killin' villain ate her fill of dill.  the sinner ate dinner, and the felon ate a melon, and the delinquent something piquant.   those with malice still drink from the chalice.  the corrupt drink from the cup.  rapists eat papists.  yes, sir, I ate the transgressor.   His precious flesh was delish.   Chewing on cheaters and child abusers, eatin' Satan, devouring the devil, and munching on the occasional mensch.    Fugu ain't necessarily goo foo (good food).   Foo Fighters and food fighters.

Allen the alien, birthing an earthling, says space is the place, for his son Yun, who belongs in Heaven #7.   Primary, secondary, tertiary, quaternary...   amenorrhea, amen!   Allah, hallelujah!  Jose, hosanna!   PLT, praise the lord!  GT, good times!   Jack found a jacket at Jack in the box, when he went to Wendy's.   Trump at McDonald's, Don T reads Dante.  Carl's Jr.  snarls at Petunia.   Burgers are for burghers.  Sandwiches are for witches on the beach.   And pizza can't be beat, says Pete, who goes to eat the heated meat, at his own seat.  I ache for a steak, said Jake.  

Names and Cars

 Jim at the gym, Jess T jests

Jesse T jests, Dan dangerous, and Erin erinaceous, Summer hot, and Esme says hey.   Peggy T has been to Egypt, and Kelli T is Celtic, and Bill T is built, and Chris T is Christ, and Anne T is my pet ant, and Ray N. is wet outdoors, and Vicki and Victor are victims of Tim, and Pa T has it down pat. 

ee, ellen erin, electrical engineers, expressed emotion, ee cummings, and evil entities

The poor in a Porsche.  Can you afford a Ford?   Howdy, Audi!  Attila the Hun crashes his Hyundai.  He/she drives its Mitsubishi.  I sat and watched the pattern of Saturns, turning.  Ruby Sue in a Subaru.  The baby jedi drives a toy Yoda.  The judge advocate general drives a jag.   Anderson drives a Cooper.  Noah Harari drives a Ferrari.  Goldie Hawn drives a Honda, hon.  Guess who drives a Tesla? Yes, duh.  

Peg begs for dregs from the keg

mathematicians numb in the cold!  (numb...brr), in Berkeley (brrrr... chilly)

Kelli in Berkeley, noelle, with a key to funky hunky junkie (ugh, drugs) monkeys like uncle Jesse, who is messy and makes her stress about guess...yes, less blessings and a cess of confessions, and reassessing S.

whoa, Nellie!  Smelly jelly bellies are featured at Kelli's deli :-)    (there really are Harry Potter varieties like vomit, earthworm, stinky socks, and rotten egg)

War Angels

 agents of God's protection and vengeance

Have swords of fire, and are ferocious fighters and rescuers, and swoop down from above with the element of surprise, and defend heaven, take out evil entities, and smite the wicked to Oblivion (kills bugs dead).   They do things like defeat dragons, and hellions, and demons, and monsters, and sinful cruel ruthless evil wicked depraved ee's.   Praise God!  Allahu Akbar!    

mom, what does hard-hearted mean?  well, it doesn't mean eating fatty foods, although that does make your heart literally harder, I think.   It means keeping yourself from feeling.   If you prevent yourself from having emotions, you are hard-hearted.   There are 2 songs I think of about this: Harden my heart, by Quarterflash.   And Murder by Numbers, by The Police ("first you make a stone of your heart").   Both are rock songs.   That is my perhaps dour treatment of this topic.   Ahem.    Okay, google says: Heart calcification can happen by normal aging, diabetes, kidney disease, or even physical trauma to the chest.   But the exact hardening mechanism is still largely unknown.   Do murderers really have harder hearts?  Once you die, of course, the entire body hardens in a process called rigor mortis, which means 'stiffness of death' in latin.  A heart surgeon might think your heart is hard to operate on if it is abnormal or something.   Heart is a band, and some songs are probably harder to play than others.   Maybe some animal's hearts are really hard, compared to a jellyfish heart or something.   You can make your heart work "hard".  And finally, there's Gary Hart and hard like having an erection and rocks in the shape of hearts and times when it is hard to be compassionate.   

why didn't we go to service this morning?   the spirit moved us to stay in bed!   the new mattress is a black hole of comfort, plus sleepiness, and cold and rain, and a desire to do other things instead, like breakfast or blogging or lazy waking up without the rush and pressure and chaos and stress :-)  Plus I'm my own religion, and I've thought about all that stuff already, and I don't need people trying to make me join their church, and maybe I don't agree with their beliefs anyway.   Church can be an aggravation.  Amen to that.