Cross em off, knock em down

 Process paper, piles, box to blog;   write, organize, publish.

Charge or replace car battery √

Read, comedy, Joe Frank, trivia, 1440, poem, emails, show photos, pinterest, instagram

Buy more jelly bellies √, stitch n bitch, knitting classes, yoga, meetup, improv

Jog, quit cigs, take vits, eat veg, body rok, pushups √, jumprope, stretch, planks, etc.

ob/gyn, glasses, dental, psychiatrist, GP

Job, car parts, dmv, insurance, aaa (sell? uber/lyft)

Calfresh √, shop, bfp (food pantry) √

Oak jewelers, Indian Rock, massage, victoria’s secret

Campanile, morrison reading room √, telegraph avenue

Open bank account, get credit card, build credit, monitor accounts √

Trip to Royaneh, day trips to SF, trip to Napa (storage, computer, etc.), museums

Goodwill (shirts, toaster√, frisbee√)

Read Gabo, Worldbook, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, DFW, Pynchon, HGG (aloud) (hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy - douglas adams), Lev Grossman.

Watch Monty Python, YouTube magic (juggling, parkour, masd, and bodybuilding motivation also interest)

Greg visit, visit mom, coffee with G

Origami, woodcarving, scrapbook

Music √, meditate, sleep √, nap, do nothing √, sit (art meditation) √

Text (rose, vicki, etc.)

Online classes, Noah’s, Tilden, beach

Wag, karen, marlen, susan, julie; side-hustles (UI, etc.)

Eat, fuck, pray (religious services, Italian restaurant, etc,)

Hygiene, water plant every 2 weeks

bread, nursery, ebike √, candle

opera, zoo, shows, travel, parks, cal events, movies, new libraries

Photography, clean straighten organize √

Tennis!

git m done, process, efficiency and productivity, busy busy

The address of a rock!!!    

(950 Indian Rock Avenue, Berkeley CA 94707)

Rock On!

You can see El Cerrito, where Metallica lived

it's a volcanic rhyolite outcrop from 9-11 MYA

other things, ongoing to-do list, consolidated:

read dictionary √, emails, do research at Cal, Wikip/Alexa/Google, write/organize, structure and publish (polish, finish), get credit (card), beer at Jupiter, invite Tony, H/Y courses online (free), shred, N fishing camping hiking, masd, CR, Tilden, IR.   thumb drive.  Sugarman, the bodyguard, library jobs, travel, CAST, Ikea, HH Temple, (fruits, veggies, beer, wine, cr burrito, suadero, mochi√, turkish delights√, pate, gum drops, brownies √), laundry √, med refills and adjustments, birds ID, birdseed √, sandwich bags √, SSA office, Karen's oven, jog jumprope pushups √ burpees, yoga tennis, car parts, ebike, Wag! -K, Edgar letter followup, online fun (onion, pinterest, instagram, YouTube), SF Trips (e.g. West Portal), check Jotter, mom slippers, HOS (Sunday 10p-mid hearts of space, kalw)√, other food pantry √, denti-cal, glasses, astragalus √, visit mom, cinnamon mouthwash?,  gas shutoff tool.

Papal Noise

 wordplay aside:  you can pick your friends, and you can blow your nose... (can't pick your friend's nose);  the food thief took a dumpling;  the construction worker emptied his dumpling truck;  Suspiria suspense - I suspect Susskind or Seuss.   The case of Cassidy's kiss.   Lev loves to leave the Louvre alive.   One day, Monday.   Is Bridget on the budget?  Happy hippies, and harpies with herpes.   Ashleigh smoking a cigarette.   I know this guy, the sky.   My vagina dentata gave me vd (somewhere on this beloved boulevard).  Medicate to ameliorate equating dating with hating.    The mediator needs to meditate.  Shogun with a shotgun.  Ninja with an injury.  Samurai hammers an eye.  Kung fu master versus the young/new/faster.   The Devil, Darth Vader, and Dave.  Quentin the quant at Quantico.  ATT heard about the abuse, torment, torture.   Burked (killed without leaving a trace) in a burka in Berkeley (...beaten up, raped, killed, ate).   Those here who live lasciviously are irked by burqas in Berkeley, but pleased by teases, and find joy in boy toys, or maybe a girl is your whole world.  Children killed men.   Tennessee Williams, Tiger Woods, and the Third World.  Cassius Clay is a fascist? Hey!  Sonny Liston uses listerine for a sunny smile.   I sassed her!, assed her!, and blasted past her faster than a nasty pastor's disaster during a master class in saying astral Mass.   Trinity of bomb, matrix character, and a. Father God, b. Holy Spirit, and c. Lord Mashiach (anointed with oil, chrism, aka Christ: He who will unite tribes/ rebuild temple/ bring a time of peace and prosperity, (say 2p?)).   CS Lewis and Chelsea S and Caitlin Smith clearly shouldn't.  Crying or silent.  The stench from a stretched stomach.  Circa my time in the circus.  Holy books and Body Rok.  Ow ow ow, says the cow owl and crow.  The barge was barraged with bargains.  Pungent and plangent penguins and pangolins.  Humongous humorous humans in humid weather (hum baby).   Using a calendar as a paper plate, and serving dates.  Luv Every1?   Sum x eye thingk ay dew!   I can't gauge the garage.   The sweats are sweet but I choose chills.   Profit profile.   Fleeing feelings.   Feeling Happy Better and Well.  Good, Better, Best,  Great, and Terrific. Amazing, Superb, Fantastic, Wonderful.   Tops, Ace, Perfect!! Utterly flawless, exemplary, ideal!!!   The pope uses soap on a rope.   The devil gets drunk on spirits before using spirit-fogging and spirit-levels!   Documentaries are real reels!  Hey you, heinous.  Mike R.  is the name of my car.   Yahoos in Oahu.    Sicko sycophantic psychos.   You're in God's hounds with Allah's estate.  Sin upon sin, like syrup upon pancakes, or cinnamon upon raisins, or cinema upon synagogue, or murder upon rape.  Convict with conviction.  Buddy Holly and Chuck Berry and holly berries.  Blake is bleak about blacks on the block.  Armpit imports.  Ents in a trance in an entrance.  A house in Australia has the Outback out back.  Lon Cheney goes lawn bowling.  Bee sting and Beast system.  Righteous left and sinister writers.  Invictus eviction.   Let us entertain and therapeutify each other!   Be good and kind and love.   You do you, be yourself.    Also, play some roles, step into another's shoes, expand your horizons, think outside the coffin.   Be no one, be a nobody, nullify your life.   Be all, be Allah, Big Up Yourself!  Be a rock.  You can be anything you want when you grow up, lol.   Be free.   Feel free to be a slave.   Don't worry, be happy.   Everybody get together and try to love one another right now.  May the force be with you.   Not force-rape, idiot.  Strange angels.  Nirvana.   Skylar Skywalker under a skylight.  I have a PHD in penitence, humility, and devotion.

We are animals, no greater (and possibly worse) than flies.   Chiggers with compassion, humor, intelligence, and grace.   Skiing mosquitoes.  Flying flies.  Buggering bugs.  Dumbass asses.  Monk monkeys.  Spider spies.  Beetles who say beatitudes.  Burdensome birds.  Mother moths.   Dragonflies that bug people and for whom life drags on.  Cockroach dickheads.  Fishy fish.   Insects in sects.  Bare bears in sex.  Rabbi rabbits.  Guerrilla gorillas ill with gore.  Doves in ovens.  Pillbugs on pills.  Bookworms and cobwebs and mighty mites.  Snakes that ache for snacks.  Squire squirrels.  Rats and Mice that rape and murder, and rage against the machine.  Skanky skunks and skinks, loose moose and mice.  Dear deer.   Hoarse horses.  Shouting shoats.  Cows in cowles.   Sheeple.  Gnats named Nat.  Sheba the amoeba.  Goats who are the greatest of all time.  Possums who see possibility.  Chimp champs.  Gangs with fangs like orangutangs.  Apes that rape.  Cats and Beavers and Cocks and Dogs.  Riffraff giraffes.  Lying lions.  Cheating cheetahs.  Wild beastly wildebeest.  Toucans that can't.   Penguins that lose.  Pigs.  Rotifers that wrote. Pestering flies and irksome turkeys.  Bulls with bibles.  Sweet little lambs.  Eagles that ogle.  Anthropologist ants.  Male ladybugs and hot chicks.  Awkward hawks.  Dalai llamas.  Bats with boots, and bots that bite.  Wolfs biting milfs.  Harry the hare.  Ray the stingray.  Katy Perry and kitty purry.   Vole and devil, love lived.  Wolverine and Spiderman and Batman and Penguin.  Genital warthog.  Animated animals.  

SOUL:  Soul music and soul food, sole fish and soles of feet/shoes, sol beer and sol currency, and sole solitary single alone by itself alienated isolated lonesome like an inheritor or survivor or proprietorship or custody.    A spirit or psyche or mind or body or individual or person or being or entity.    Personality.   You do you, you quirky, weird, goofy thing!

Domains, realms, and spheres.   Within my purview and specialization.   Cooks and chefs deal with need, hunger, puckish peckishness, and edacious esurient voracity with delightful, delectable, and delicious dinners - that are scrumptious, mouth-watering, and tasty.   Truly sapid and ambrosian portions of perfection.  Bon apetit!

Papal people use PayPal to pay for pipal/peepul (sacred fig tree).   Popples with dimples pop pimples, like Pippi Pepple.  The purple leaves of the papple tree pippled (A pipple is a small, soft sound or movement) (a papple is a cross between Chinese and Japanese varieties of pears, resembling an apple).   2 dogs and 2 humans make 4 'pupple'.     KKK vs. the Catholic Conclave of Cardinals.   POAP, picture of a painting.

"Bad noise":  the if, the what (e.g. swear words, diction/grammar, objectionable hatred contempt ridicule), the volume...   one word is as good as another...   utterances, noise, sounds (chirping!).    Sonic good vs. bad:  sonorous and melodious vs. cacophonous and disturbing.    Sometimes we need silence.    Sometimes we need a riot. 

Why I'm God:  

1. Jesse Lawrence Teshara evokes See SJ, Jess, JC, J'suis, 4, Jesus, Chuy, Isai, Law, As heart, as hater, as earth, Ra, Ara, Hara, Shara, Eshara,  (Tassajara is a place where meat is hung)

2.  In love (in God), a part of God, God as We.

3. I am the primary architect of the happiness and well-being in my life.   I have agency.  An agent of Good.  

4.  I seek overcoming, transcendence of / not to inflict / to help others with :  pain and suffering, and to in fact positively create joy and happiness, make a better world.

5. I am a thinker, philosopher, writer, and have read a bit.   I have wisdom "to share."  (Teshara)

6. You are what you eat, Eucharist.    (The H thing:  I don't, but if you eat Christians, it's like eating Pete, or Christ with rice/ Jesus with cheeses, or consuming Sue, or delicious Trish, flavorful Dave, the tasty in lace, or the sapid vapid, or stupid cupid, putting the dumb in your tum, or the stupid in your soup).   (we're all dumb, relative to someone, and we're all worm food, too.  :-)

7. God is a man of war, and I battle demons, in the psy-war for peace

8. Reality is all the God there ever is (each of our realities is subjective, Self as G-D).   Triune deity of Me, Myself, and I.   God is One.   Everyone is One.

9. It's a Role and Identity (if not in fact Status)

10.  A delusion of grandeur isn't delusion if you are in fact Grand.

11. God is a Higher Power.    It's relative.   Better at this, worse at that.

12. I am kind, happy, and Created this blog (DAD: devotion and delight)

Why I'm Not:

1. I don't love everyone (if I'm being honest with myself)

2. I didn't Create the Universe, am not the Source of all Goodness

3. I am not a Father

4. I am not Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent

Huh?

God is One.   God is Plural.    I am an individual.    I and I are Me, Myself, and I.   We are many?  Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 3:22 and Genesis 11:7 (God is corporate) (Trinity of verses describing plurality) (Me and my peoples) (True self and false selves/ roles/ possessed/stepped into) (Multiple personalities, voices/schizophrenic, folie a deux) (Plain old non-pathological mix of Mom n' Dad!).  Like a colony of ants with hive mind or Dracula turning into a bunch of bats or Neo talking on 20 TV sets simultaneously..

Gregarious Greg listens to Grieg with lazy Liz.    Peggy plays with Petunia the pig.  Vicki uses Vick's vap-o-rub.  Erinaceous Erin and Aaron have been carin' for Sharon and Darren's pet heron.  Dangerous Dan the man ran from Stan's tan van.  Rose goes to Lowes and Trader Joes to soothe her woes by posing in cozy clothes.   Messy Jesse (yes, but don't stress) confesses that he blesses every cess!   Kelli eats jelly bellies in a smelly deli.    And Mercedes Benz and Hummer for B and S.  Esme says hey.  Hecklin' D.  

Mentally ill piece of garbage?   or,    Spiritually open Triune Body?   Both and Neither?  Me myself and I (me, kind.   myself, sane.   I, crazy!).    All in all is all we are.    Everyone is everything.   One man's x is another's y.   I'm I AM I said in an instant message.    Jesus see's us.   Christ, twice.   God, shmod.   I suppose I should oppose S.     Christ, I cried twice, not quite right, Crighton.

Shark Tank

 Cool Products

the hand-held babblefish device thing that translates in like 60 languages

the clapper, 3 person chess, the amazon echo, garbage can basketball

I thought of 1. the collapsible dog bowl and 2. the brush that has the lift-off panel to remove hair

a digital frame that has all the world's art in an everlasting ongoing slideshow (or an attachment for your television).   Programmable and editable, of course.   Pause-able, voice-interactive, specific artists or museums, or genres (paintings, sculptures, poems...), or video (ballet, breakdancing, skateboarding, etc.)

I'm thinking, I'm thinking

Dear God

a prayer

Thankyou God for Everything.   You are cool.  You are big, and good, and love us, and we love you, and you make the world better.   Thanks for food, and friends, and our homes, and health, and fun things like libraries, museums, cars, tv, toys, and magic shows.   Computers and books and movies and bicycles and candy and church and airplanes and circus and taiko drums.   Dinosaurs and trains and Disneyland and dogs and nerf and bb guns.   Mom and dad are grateful for romance and restaurants and dancing and sports and music and gyms and crafts.    Keep up the good work.   Thanks for creating everything.   Like countries and cuisines and cultures and kids and cats and cellphones and cash.   You can kill the commercials, though.

Amen. 

p.s. The critic was critical of The Pope.   The Pope is in critical condition.   Subaru-expensive?   Ruby Sue is a super-you.   Super soup and a new Subaru.   Is religion a giant Word Game?   Pain is bad.   Love is good.   Thus spake Teshara.

Rhyming Contrasts

 Love Above and Foes Below

Wicked Wiccans and virtuous virtuosos,   Evil villains and good guides,  True troubadours and false Falstaff,  Real realtors and phony telephony / fake fakirs,   Sirius Siri and joking jocks,  Irksome work and plain play,  Leisure-seizure and laborous neighbors,  Placating the playful with a serious tv series (like Crank Yankers),  Cruel fools and kind minds, happy pappy and commie mommy, sad dad and dom mom, and tired not wired but energetically cybernetic.

The AI said the gay guy should lay lie with the bay bi after saying hey hi and paying for pie.   YHWH was like, way why.    The neuter pewter computer set me up with the cuter-uterus suitor.   The roto-rooter guy was a looter, Justice David Souter!   Bridget the fidgety midget's digital widget!   She didn't have the budget for the other gadget.

Don't show your ugly mug in beautiful Utah! 

meatless bacon and sugar-free jelly bellies (crimes against god and nature)

Ethan told Elon there's a python in the pylon.   I am meme.  You are yuyu.  I want an it's it.  I AM, said the it's it.   Existence is being.   Resistance is futile.   Thou shalt not kill steal covet or lie.   Or commit adultery.  Or suffer a witch to live  (Exodus 22:18).    Are Wiccans witches?  are all witches wicked?  Must all wicked die?  Which Kraft?  Toblerone!   Everyone must die!  Death to all!  (said Time).   Unless... said the transhumanist.   Which is different from a trans humanist.

journalists, authors, and writers also JAW

the Journalist yearned to learn about terns and had concern for ferns, too.    The gothic Author was also a father of son named Hawthorne.   The Writer lit his lighter and wore his tight white mitre like a spiteful fighter and biter.

my brother's druthers is for mother no other  (but his jizz is none of your business, pris-vis*)

Ms. Liz made it her biz to pass the quiz like a whiz

   *prison-vision (morpheus is on my dream-team)

Which Kraft?   A1 steak sauce, Capri-sun, Claussen pickles, Grey Poupon, Kool-aid, Philadelphia cream cheese, Cadbury, LU, Oreo, Swedish Fish, Wheat Thins, Triscuit, Toblerone.      craft a sandwich.

Mom and Dad, Male and Female, Ma and Pa

 Thermometers and therpopeters.   Poppies and mama's pies.   Sierra Madre and San Diego Padres.  Dadaism and MOMA (museum of modern art).  Father Time and Mother Earth.   Male men and Fees for mail.  Sex between sexes, and Jennifer between genders?  Sexuality is Reality.  Reality is unreal.  Crazy Jay-Z and insane shin pain, on a loco locomotive, mad about mom and dad.   Sane Danes and insane Jane and biting my vein makes me insane, but sucking my artery is an art.    Snapple and dairy is better than a capillary.   Bursting from the worst thirst, like an engorged tick.   I meant dick, not tick, Dick.   If ticks could talk, would they tell the time?   Tell the time and smell the slime.   Sinn Fein sounds insane.    Sinn Fein in an inne on the Seine!  Neurally neutral.  Neurons and neutrons.  T, tea, cross, and tee shirts.  Neurons and Ron, born again (new Ron).  Brian my brain.  Mindy my mind.  Gary my heart.  The mahdi is my body?  A solitary soul.   Halves and have-nots.  Better to give than receive.  Better batter uses butter, Bader.  We are each of us angels with only one wing - to fly, we must embrace each other (and don't let go!).  Right wing and left wing, moderation in all things.    Don't drive in the middle of the road, though.   Crazy train of thought?   De-railed onto glorpulosity!!   Well, word-salad, anyway.  Mm, yum.    Eminems candy and alphabet soup.   Betting on the alpha.   Top dog and bottom cat and Middlemarch.    Non-sequitur into a comic strip in the funnies.   All aboard!  All a bored!   All a board?   All in all you're just a plank in the fence.    The political views of thieves.   There's a platypus on the platform.  Planck in your own eye.   Apple of my iPhone.  Walking down the gangplank.  Corporate plankton.  CEO of the sea.  Always a bigger fish.  Bigger than God.  Plenty of fish in the c/ si/ sea/ see/ Holy See.   New fish.   Phish.   Ghoti.  Fishing scams.  Reel you in.   The Real You.   Word salad is crunchy.   I'm Chuy.   Nice to meat you, Krun Xi!  Drievold said she's wet, and the Hardy boys sent the criminal to a soft cell.   The savory savior was bitter, because he was sweet, and shouldn't be ingested, even if his name is Chuy and he's a juicy Jesse.   Yum-me.   Bro sabroso.   Delicious Trish.   Tis the season to pique my interest in piquant spicy spys (mole dish?).   Scrumptious rump and zesty chest.   The cannibal assaulted and salted.  Umami and upapi.   Put some flavor in my ear.   Writers for Reuters and an author named Arthur and a poser composer and journalists, adjourning.   Forced to feast or fast.    A fist-fest of frightful fighting and insane pain.   Boil and bubble, toil and trouble, said the Wiccan witch.   Which witch?  The black one or the white one?   Don't be racist.   I'm not!  Incur wrath, and ink her wrath.  There's a rape in the US every 68 seconds.   15-20% of American women have experienced rape.  A and W root beer: Alive and Well.   An invitation to innovation.   Heaven and Rapture is a dream about a dream.  Daft about sending a draft.   Deft about theft.  I believe in myself (lol).  DOGE and e-god.  Gorge on porridge before the orgy.   Types of Intelligence:  (8, according to Howard Gardner) linguistic, spatial, musical, logical-mathematical, bodily-kinesthetic, interpersonal, intrapersonal, and naturalistic.  Google lists Existential as another.  Plus things like wisdom, experience, (philosophical, scientific, etc.) knowledge, understanding, truth, enlightenment, omniscience.  How many kinds of Stupidity are there?: (stupid, dumb, ignorant, foolish, imbecile, moron, pigheaded):  Incuriosity, willful ignorance, retarded, absentminded, uncritical, oblivious, overconfident, uneducated, apathetic, deluded...   lol.    There's a typology to everything, you dumb-ass dumb-f-ck dimwit dipshit.   Neurodiversity.  Stupid on the stoop.  Slartibartfast starts fasting.  Al Gore gorges on gorp.  Intelligence regarding intelligence.   Intel on Intel.   It's a technology company headquartered in Santa Clara CA that manufactures and sells CPU's and semiconductor chips.   A CPU is a Central Processing Unit.  A semiconductor is a material with electrical conductivity between that of an insulator and conductor.   A chip goes well with fish.   A conductor leads a symphony.   Am I confusing?   A little healthy confusion is good, I think.   A conductor of Mahler's 9th sympony eats some Pringles, and he is what he eats.   A conductor-chip.   Does not compute.  Error, error.  

U and I, the menu, I'm eyeing a bottle of yoo-hoo, and an aye-aye in a yew tree.    I was an aye-aye in another life.   Ay!  I and I was an aye-aye.    Eat some smarties and drink some smart water in your smart car.    Brilliant shampoo and smart mops and intelligent design of the apple Genius Bar, smarty pants.   Dupe a dupe.   doopadoop.   Betty Boop duped a stupid poopyhead with goopy soup, whoop whoop.  Oops.   Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Gorilla Got Me and Glucose Galactose Malabsorption and gordon growth model (for valuing a company's stock), gaussian graphical model (for graphing conditional dependencies).    Good golly, Molly.    genius goop mop.    Grand Guignol movie.   good guy Megatron.

President Trump

Dear President Donald J. Trump,

Congratulations on your victory! May your second presidential term be good for you, the country, and the world at large.   Kelli (my girlfriend) and I wish you Mr. President Donald Trump and your BEAUTIFUL wife Melania a GREAT Presidency! I trust you will do right by the American People, and that you will help the nation and the planet, serving the United States of America with dignity, making us all proud!  I would avoid the spite, malice, and resentment and accentuate the positive, making the best of the character strengths, the peak traits and qualities within your diverse staff.   To establish your historical legacy as a man of honor, I would like to see action on ecological destruction, global poverty, dealing severely with heinous crime and criminals, and paying off the national debt.   We are with you in your quest to ameliorate the wicked scourge of abortion whenever possible, unless absolutely necessary, but believe it should still be on each individual woman.   Less cars, less gas, less emissions, and less pollution seem good to us, too.   

Jesse and Kelli

USA natural born citizens

Suicidality

 Giving up, hopeless, miserable, depressed, guilty, sad, in pain, feeling worthless

Everyone around the world, everybody everywhere, is working to make our lives better.   We're all seeking The Good Life and Betterment, and things like Peace and Health, not just Survival.

Except the suicidal, but they just want the pain to end, too (but have lost hope).

My response is:

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Hope springs eternal.

There's light at the end of the tunnel.

Don't be a quitter.  Persist, persevere, stick it out, hang in there, hold on.   Break on through to the other side, yeah.  There's rollercoasters and skydiving and surfing and a good sweat and look good, feel good...

Life is good, life is beautiful.

You are loved.

Smile, it's okay.

There's help, resources, people.

Most people are good.

We're all in this together.   We feel you.  You are understood.

Reasons to live include: Friends, Intimacy, Sushi, Comedy, Nature, Libraries, Endorphins, Movies, Travel, Thrills, Money, Comfort, Meditation, Winning, Achievement, Music, Hobbies, Variety, Family, Helping People/ Service to others...

Does belief in heaven make people want to die?  Not many are dying to get there.

Anyway, there's nowhere to go but up.   If you're at rock bottom, it can only get better.   The hopeless have hope, by definition.  It's a crazy world.   Anything can happen.

It's the year of the Snake. It's okay to be a snake. If you're a snake, you don't have to eat your own tail.  :-)   But some snakes like their tails eaten, lol.

My name is Jesse.   In spanish, Isaí.    Which could be IS AI.   AI, besides artificial intelligence, is a character in Japanese that means "love" or "affection".    Yu-ai,   weirdly enough, means "friendship" or "fraternity".   You and I looked over the Menu with Yu-ai!   Ay, aye, eye, ai, and I.  You, u, yu, and yew.   Snakes eat snacks.   Snakes are not slimy.   They swallow their prey whole.   Allow a pray hole?   Waiter, I'll have the snake.   Chewy snake with garlic, please.  Hold the bones.

Word of God

And the word is... 'Pershnoodle-zip' 

Every book in any library is All Entirely the Word of God, if you ask me (poly-WOG)

cosmically comic antics of astral Astrid caused Mick to kill ants and ticks!   I bought some smack and crack and cognac, put them in my backpack, and went back to Jack (in the box), for some meat that tastes like yak and quack.  G-D?   God Damn.   Pre and Post - Judgment Demons.  Pure, unrepentant psychopathic monster demons.   Holy righteous godly saintly deity(-ies) of Heaven!  Profane and profound professor is my profitable profession!  Homage to the mage.  Heidi Klum eats clams with Clem in any clime.   Do you grasp that I wake up gasping?  You're supposed to sleep in cold dark and quiet, not this old riot!   Electricity cost money in this funny city.   Wyatt's diet consists of what he spies at Hyatt, like pie he buys with rye, or (sigh, why) sly fly guys like Kai or Jai.   Mai oh my.   Zane says he has Hanes in his veins.  Less is more: a lesson for morons.   I heart your farts, Sartre, said Bart.   Do I have a choice whether or not to hear your voice, Joyce?  A Rolls-Royce makes me moist, said Joyce, but Hyundais make me dry, guy.   Mole, pozole, nopales, chile relleno, and chilaquiles.   Elle in LA, olé!   Cystic sister.   Predators and pre-daters.   4 kinds of predators: the kind kind (prey on predators), bullies (prey on the weak), animals (prey on food), and satanist vampires (prey on those who pray).  Ill killers and sick sicarios and diseased dizzy disneyland disaster dystopians in the distance.   Go blow it out your keister, mister.   Get on with it, get off with her, get on up, come on down, slide to the right, get left behind, be right back.   The jedi blamed the force, of course, as the source of his divorce.  But the source of his marriage was her fair age and carriage! (and maybe something in the porridge).  Creeds and credos, and the decrees of Cree Indians (native Americans).    The gone-slay entree.   Me and you on the menu.  A MEal you'll remember.   Yikes, member.  Weighter, I'll have the USual.  Devouring our devil.   Consuming a convict named Sue.  Chewing on Chuy.   The flesh of Tesh.   Pete-meat.  Amy, a meal.   A tin of beef, and a cannibal (to nibble on).  Chow? Ciao!  Acted distracted and performed forms.  The surfer had a sandwich to tide her over.  Inter-lewd between xoxo + f.   Minds interpenetrate and people interact with their minds.    Genius is both individual and collective.   The US in genius.  Teams that teem with ideas.  The DEA has ideas.  Cockroaches, so you can be a dick.  Playing squash with bugs.  Insects at roach motels for inne sex.  You were an A at wordplay.   Marriage, sharia, and Teshara.   Go Bears, and go bare.   I got collij!   Get nekkid and ware close!  Wear clothes from the closed warehouse.  Knowledge from college, and wisdom from being dumb.  Naked, nude, bare, without clothes, and the way God made you.   UC-  unclad, uncovered, unclothed.   Nu/Nue! (m/f).   I spent the week reading Whore and Puce, by Stole-toy.  Judi Dench speaks French on a bench with a mensch with a wrench, with the stench of a wench that benched a bunch after lunch.    God is good.    God is plural.   We is God.  I am.   We be many.   Goods and services.   God is good.   God is a good.   God has got the goods.  God is goods.   God is everything.   E.T.    It's all good.    Me, myself, and I.   You, yourself, and thou.   Everything, everybody, everyone.   Objects, stuff, and things.  Mind, spirit, soul.  Life, the universe, and 42!   Imminently intimate, implementing my instrument.  The trouble with treble, and the boss of bass.  Whore and piss, by Leo Stoltoy.  Infinite Jess, by David Foster Wallis.  MAD about monsters and demons.   GLAD about goodness love and diapers.   Buddhist books about imbibing with babes like Betty Boop (buddhist boobs and booze).   Boom go the bombs, and buddhist boots are a boon not a bane, but boo-boo's are bad.  Baba O'Reilly and Bubba Gump and Bibi Netanyahoo and Bobo (stutterer or stammerer), all said bye-bye baby to BeBe.    Playing hockey after drinking sake with cocky and gawky jockeys.    Walkie-talkies are now cellphone yell-moans.   Parlez-vouz in the parlor?  ineluctably unelectable.    premonitory promontory.  Jackie's ejaculations.  irritated ears and the noise of Anne annoys.   The thief took a drink, took a shit, and took his meds.  fragrance forgiveness.  rivalry and revelry.  dispatched to a patch of ground.   no excursion exclusion!  let's go everywhere, you heavy bear!  inseams and outseams seem unseemly.  suppuration supper (ew!).   EW is evil and wicked.  Is there precedent for being predestined to be president?  Dark Chocolate in DC.  Bill Clinton, and BC: banana chips, birth control, British Columbia, before christ.  Saturnine, Mercurial, Jovial, and carrying a Neptune.  Plutonic relationships.  Venal on Venus.  Martial Martians.  marital mortals.  Nasty pederasts.  Klingons on Uranus.  Wear Depends before you go off the deep end.   In much wisdom is much grief, in much knowledge is suffering, said the demon head, tormented by his genius, the cia, philosophers, trivia, teachers, books, and the omniscient deity (although He knows how to be happy).  lepers and lemurs.   camels and camellias.   pansies in your panties.  despot on pot.  bleach on the beach.   the art of artillery.  scalpel and scapulas.  comet.com.   arches, architecture, and arks.  pond, paying off the national debt.  fascist fashion.  fomenting fermentation.  cyber criminals from Siberia.  critical of critical injuries to critics.  the end of an endless end.  abacus abecedarians.  Zizians and zyzzyva.   Heteronormative in my trans-am.  Games and straight-shooters.   GLBS.   Gay Lesbian Bi and Straight.   Queer Transgender Asexuals.  Not anything.   Pansexual: sex with pans, lol.   Bestiality, pedophilia, bdsm, rape, and paraphilias with chipmunks.   Sex with socks to the strains of sax.   Six sucks for Wanda Sike's sake.  Slurping perpetrators of serpent burps.   Squirrel-girls and goy boys having joys with toys.   Annoyed with Roy's joy?  Only appreciate hate?   Wait... you'll love these gloves.   They're tight, but don't bite.   Their pleasure is immeasurable.   Please don't squeeze until she wheezes, geez.  Come together, right now, over me :-) .    Thermometers and therpopeters.   Poppies and mama's pies.   Sierra Madre and San Diego Padres.  Dadaism and MOMA (museum of modern art).  Father Time and Mother Earth.   Male men and Fees for mail.  Sex between sexes, and Jennifer between genders?  Sexuality is Reality.  Reality is unreal.  Crazy Jay-Z and insane shin pain, on a loco locomotive, mad about mom and dad.   Sane Danes and insane Jane and biting my vein makes me insane, because of crud in my blood, but sucking my artery is an art??  Drink it down, did.  In Jess T, ingested, (in jest).

Brain Pain make me Insane!!!   Insane, like rain down the drain in vain, miss Jane and mister Lane Caine.   It waxes and wanes, like the cranes on the plains of Spain, you Dane.  But they say, no pain, no gain.   That is All-so SO insane.  The bane of my brain is tainted rain, Mr. Wayne from Maine.   In Seine in the membrane.   I AM fain to say, insanity is not always insane.  Sanity is like the vanity of a manatee.   I like manatees;  the manatee likes me;  we like ourselves.   Me, myself, and I and we done caught ourselves a varmint and No-Self.   Machine elves and all my selves :-).   Self, I sez, you is right kindly, I says to myself.  The author puts himself on the shelf.   Like the libra section of the library.  Or the non-fiction section, where the facts are in the stacks.   God refers to Himself as a We.    Lots of roles, minimal fixed identity, and Fluid Psyche in a Changing Body.   All the Universe is a Stage.   Only God is good.  Reality is all the God there ever is.  It's all good?   

Do all acts merit any response?  Ignoring people or actively involved, hate or love, everything from horrific vengeance of righteous anger to kindly forgiveness, mercy, and friendly affection?   Are consequences and judgment and fairness basically irrelevant?  I think everyone should be free.   I believe in freedom.   Free your mind.    The whole world should be able to go anywhere, think say do anything.   Wait, no.   I don't believe this.  No law?   I like private property.  So you can't go some places.  It WOULD be nice if everyone shared everything, though.   DO anything?   I like mutual respect and kindness, so all the law and justice against criminality basically still stands.  The freedom to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose.  Actually, if you give someone a heart attack, you're liable, right? 

IF

If you're a Buddha, love everyone unconditionally with kindness, compassion, cheer, and gratitude.

If you're a pos, flush yourself

If you're a garbageman, take out the trash

If you're an exterminator, squash them like bugs

If you're God, be Good

If you're the Devil, Repent!

If you wanna ride - ride the white horse! (I'm told 'the white horse' is cocaine; sorry. - it's a 1983 song by Laid Back) 

If you wanna be my lover - Spice Girls

If, then is Basic programming.   Conditions.   Heal thyself.

Damon ain't no damned demon!  Jeremiah ain't no bullfrog!  Salome ain't salami!

The astrologer from Astral Israel said to wear puce for peace.  But the warlock from Turlock told me to get a whore, for war, or go to Seattle, for battle, or fly a kite, to start a fight, or buy a Squirtle-wombat for mortal combat.  So I wore puce to Seattle.

Is it idiotic, foolish, dumb, moronic, and stupid to say Evil is good?    Or is it spiritually advanced to say It's All Good?   (Reality is all the God there ever is.  God is good).  Allah:  all of this is God.    There IS no evil?   Really??    There is no God, maybe, then.    Or somebody is wrong about something, lol.   God is love, and love believes all things.   Is love stupid?  Life is stupid, maybe.    Thus, this.    I like writing and blogging and thinking and sharing.    Philosophers love wisdom.

Only God is good, but is God only good?  

understandably unstable, believing a forgivable fable!

comedians, comics, humorists, satirists.  depression, seriosity, and dour statisticians of doom and gloom.   Teshara, sharing Rapture and Apocalypse.    Bliss and the end of civilization.   Joy and laughter, and The End of the World.   It's only life, after all - closer to fine, indigo girls.

Bart Simpson is named after brat/simpleton, and Simpson is from the tribe of Simeon, simian!

5A:  The magician's abracadabra and the trumpeter's taratantara announced the voyage of the caravansarai from Guadalajara to Aracataca.   eh? A A A!!  ey!

"sunk into yourself like a snail" -Emily Bronte

Smoking sucks ass

God butt on the Holy Throne Seat

 Good Gawd man! God's good guide goaded you to get geysers of geezer's gay guy goo?!?

Anal sex horndogs like the old Blue Diamond commercial ("A Can a week is all we ask").

God is giddy after eating Godiva with Godot (to celebrate passing the GED).

The KKK keeps killing catholics, and keeps committing crimes.  can't kick cock.

the chicken coop clucks clan?   Kelli can cook.   the keys to Kelli's kingdom.

The godparents had godlings.

estimated time of departure, estimated time of delivery, eustachian tube dysfunction, electronic theses and dissertations, explain the difference, exchange traded derivatives, event threat detection, (slang: emotionally transmitted disease, like a prana vampire), (vs. FTD flower delivery)

the prana of prawns, piranhas, pandas, and prunes, porn, and paranoia.

hot dogs are neither dogs nor cooked cock, but they are delicious.

Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.    

The Rock was listening to rock music, while watching the rocket from his rocker;   The genial genius genie chose Jean and Gene's genes, to wear in his jeans (in the lamp);  The genie became a meanie because his lamp was damp, and he couldn't change his home on the range;  A profusion of confessions and a confusion of professions;   concupiscent concubine, relieved to relive, moments and pop-ents, with intense interns, and a wrecked rector;   I don't understand the word 'overstand'; rheumatism and house-autism, analgesic laxative diuretics and oralgesic strictative livuretics.   Can wolves cry?  Do crying wolves cry wolf?  The (vicious and malicious) vampire used vials because guile was her style, to avoid trials and piles of files.   I wandered the aisles for miles and wondered what Simone Biles and Noah Lyles ate, if it isn't too late, or if it's just pathetic to try to be athletic.   Dianetics recommends diuretics (to Diana).  I broke all records for breaking vinyl.  I miss that mass of mess.  Zingo, LaRoche, and Snickerdoodle are my 3 spirit-dogs.   Melanie's melons and Jack's jackfruit.  Total and Life cereals, the choices of cereal killers.  

Most crime in our minds is imaginary, I believe (especially if it's heartbreaking and heinous acts of hardened criminals performing acts of violent abuse of children, force-rape, murder, cannibalism, etc.), but there's the occasional psycho that goes off the rails, and even good people can get crazy.  Life is good, and for the most part we do not live in some kind of hellish wasteland of injustice, slavery, captivity, torture, and beatings.  But alter-egos, name changes, multiple personalities, variable roles and circumstances, and things like drugs or hypnosis can change people (radically).  Food, relationships, manipulation, and things like new jobs or being in jail/prison or something, all change identities and behavior and personality.   Traumas need to be heard, understood, and perpetrators dealt with and forgiven, so victims can move on with their lives and grow.   Imaginary traumas can seem as bad as real ones, if we think we're seeing them in our minds for some troubling reason, or if we think they're real.   Personally, I think telepaths like to fuck with us.  It's usually about money.  I even suspect most Real heinous crime is performed for understandable and even forgivable reasons, if you grasp the totality of the situation.   The outrage is still merited.

To Do (revised): SSA, bank, knitting, psych/meds, dental, ob gyn, glasses, aaa, insurance, dmv, car parts, Victoria's Secret, Good Vibrations, saree, shirt(s), Douglas Adams, Monty Python, mochi, Turkish delights, Italian restaurant, cal fresh, toaster, frisbee, Gabo, J!, Morrison library, Tilden, album, publish, Indian Rock, HH temple, att/osh letters, birdseed, food pantry, Napa storage, tennis, yoga, jumprope, jog, pushups, dumbbells, stretch, hygiene, Bread, nurseries, music, call mom, pizza, standup, museum, meditate, Zz, gifts, photo, astragalus, waffles, brownies, juice, credit, Kleenex, bucket, plant, campanile, jokes, laundry, N

G and B

Good and Bad

God and Devil, Sin and Virtue, Heaven and Hell

G-D is just a symbolic representation of Good (the creator of, the source of, Good embodied)

Devil is, likewise, Evil (d is the 4th letter, so I think of "for evil")

Heaven is Bliss, Happiness, Contentment, neutral (non-suffering).   It can be a State or a Place.

Hell is Pain and Suffering, Torture and Torment, Discontent and Misery and Depression.   Things like agony and nausea and bother and anguish and hopeless despair.   Feeling troubled, anxious, frustrated, powerless.  Grief, disgust, futility, meaninglessness, pointlessness, emptiness, defeated.

Heaven and Hell are different "neighborhoods" of the same place (Earth, The Universe).

If you're in heaven you're not in hell (you're happy not miserable, resentful, angry), and vice versa.

They say hell can be heaven, and heaven hell: it's all in your head.

Sin is crime, vice, immorality, bad (breaking God's law, the UTM, universal theistic morality).  VICKI, (vice illegality crime killing immorality) (vile insane cruel kidnapping ignoramus) (valuable impressive  compassionate kind intelligent).

Good is Health, Happiness*, Pleasure, Virtue, Truth, Beauty, Love, Peace, Prosperity, Comfort, Kindness, Mercy, Forgiveness, Justice, Fairness, Safety and Security, Trustworthiness, Loyalty, Helpfulness/Service, Friendliness, Courtesy, Obedience, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, Reverent, Contentment, Satisfaction, Equanimity, Compassion, Patience, Gentleness, Forbearance...  (loyalty, obedience, and reverence are ranked last on my list, though).    Unity, community, teamwork, cooperation, togetherness, family.  Goods are good, services too, capitalism and a well-oiled economy of hard-working, altruistic, non-greedy workers as well, but the profit-motive works wonders, and to be rich is glorious, and wealth and prosperity are well and proper!   

What pairs well with being rich?  Spending well, not hoarding.   Generosity, charity, selflessness, sacrifice, service, giving, good will, concern, beneficence, benevolence, magnanimity, hospitality, grace, geniality.   Most bang for buck, most happiness/dollar.    Bliss/buck, delight/dollar, pleasure per penny, most merriment for your money, you could say.   Maximized mirth.  Greatest glee for your gold.   The most gladness for your green.    The most cheer for your change.   Warmth and wellness for your wealth!

Factors of Omniscience: Truth, Science, Facts, Curiosity, Knowledge, Wisdom, Understanding, Engagement, Research, Reflection, Enlightenment.

Some think it's all good.  With realization, acceptance, understanding.  Without attachments, aversion.

*   :-)       

Joy, Happiness, Bliss, Ecstasy, Cheer, Contentment, Satisfaction, Comfort, Well-fed, Healthy, Secure, Basic Needs met (food, shelter, clothing, bedding, warmth, hygiene), Ease, Love, Appreciation, Gratitude, Community, Friendship, Pleasure, Merriment, Elation, Delight, Euphoria, Glee, Jovial, Frolic, Felicity, Jollity, Mirth, Glad, Gay, Jocund, Laughing, Smiling, Rejoicing, Exultant, Riant, Pleased, Gratified, Positive, Optimistic, Fortunate, Successful, Victorious, Untroubled, Peaceful, Fulfilled.

You are your own You-phoric You-niverse!   (Eureka, cries Euclid;    The You-nity of eu/ you/ yoo/ u/ yu/ yiu/ yeu/ and yew!  Y'all).    Yahweh and Allah, y'all.    YAYOG.   You are your own god.    I realize this may sound absurd.   I mean, you probably didn't create the Eternal Heavens, eh?   But you DO have agency over your mind and experience, and world.   You are the principal architect of your own Good Life.

.. drinking a yoo-hoo under a yew tree in Utah during Yule, listening to a euphonic ukulele, governed by eudemonia.    I'm euchred! said Yuri, after attempting to explain the difference between eugenics and euphenics.    The priest administered the eucharist under the eucalyptus tree in Yuma, after the eulogy.   Euphemisms and Me-phemisms!   For example, e.g., ISMs could be euphemistic for Insane Stupid Monsters.  Monster could be an acronym for Merciless Onerous Nasty Stupid Tormenting Evil Radge!  'Britney Spears' is an anagram for 'Presbyterians.'   POS-ISM, piece of shit, insane stupid monster.  IT-IV, incubus terror, ignorant villain.   (Positivism is the philosophy of believing only assertions backed by LAMP, logical and mathematical proof, or scientifically verifiable (through observation and reason) fact).   It's not about being giddy, overjoyed, or perky.   A positivist can be gloomy, actually.  Gloom-Doom isn't considered good, usually, but not everyone is the same.    Some seem the same, but defer to the different.   Like those in a queer choir.   Or Avalokiteshvara marrying Kali.   

Gratified Optimistic Pleased      and    Delighted Ecstatic Merry :-)

Action Categories

 Survive and Reproduce

Eat, Exercise, Sleep/ Read, Watch, Listen/ Write, Talk, Create/ Work, Play

Love (everything!), joy and devotion and delight, tenderness, kindness, affection, gratitude, contentment, positivity

sex, hugs and kisses, massage, intimacy, touch, caress, physicality

meditate (compassion, equanimity), computer, trivia, give gifts (family, friends, kids, everyone), joe frank, read aloud, tv and movies and video (YouTube, Ted, Instagram, Pinterest), photography, clean and hygiene, grocery shop and cook, sunbathe, do nothing (sit, lay, stand), laughter and smile and comedy, play and fun and games, drugs, Nature, restaurants, zoo, museums*, travel and vacations, parks, concerts, plays, opera, ballet, shows, dance,  ice or roller skates, sports, religious services (church, synagogue, mosque, temple), personal library, fun with kids, Library (books, magazines, computer, movies, courses, audiobooks).  Fundamental:  Sit read talk think and pray...and Write! (in my book).

Exercise (maintenance, improvement; look good, feel good;  bodybuilding, size, strength; cardio- jumprope, jog, swim;  yoga, stretch;  things like planks, dumbbells, bursts of pushups or burpees, and lunges, and sweating every single day.   Eating well, less sugar, more fruits/veggies, lots of color, variety, and not smoking, taking drugs;  everything in moderation, no excess (like alcohol, or sleep, or food, or exercise).

*wikipedia lists all the Bay Area museums, if you're interested

vvvvv, vacation, variety, travel, tv, vampire weekend

wordplay:  femoral menace, wed to a wicked evil dangerous partner, the preceding and antecedent seed, female and fee for mail, Jesse and Josie, juicy Jesse,  JessT suggests you jest, loner loser lover, tofu tempeh seitan, TTS - text to speech, Satan eats seitan, vampires eat veggies, and my best bud drinks blood, the humanoid is annoyed with humans, the time-traveler's decor was just tachyon, the Universe isn't big - it's Infinite (therefore the only thing operative is your YOU-niverse); we ourselves are smaller than small (and bigger than big);  Calm And Relaxed in my CAR,  hm a human hummingbird, the cat purrs - a perverted person, skinks skunks skanks and the kinks!, Shlomo's homes in Rome and Nome, Samson and the Simpsons, Kali in Cali Columbia walking her pet collies.  Jesus and Jesse, Kelli and Kali, Allah and Allen, Allah and the Dalai Lama, the Lord and Laird, Buddha and Budai, raw Ra and the ma and pa law, Zeus and Dr. Seuss, Siva and Silva, Shiva and Eva, Vishnu and Trish (who?), Yahweh and a raw lay, Brahma mom and God padre (and bad mad sad dad?   father, oh bother; top papa! join the padre cadre,  a glad lad's nads, happy pappy).   Pat H on the path.  Buddhist, boo'd and hissed.  Teaching tea.  Every buddy is everybody.   Interconnected and interdependent and inter-religious and interesting.    Suffering through a snuff film.  3/4 of life is a lie.  The world whirled.   Cloudy Skyy vodka.  Bisque, biscuits, and hibiscus.  A passion for ashes, burn it down.  Washington and ignorance, wash and rinse.  The chauffeur is driven by greed.  "Self" and "Reality" belong in "quotes."   The yam is yours and mine.  The Oneness of Elliot Ness.  Everything is a thing.   Causes of caws.  Meet my conditions to cure your condition, said the doctor.  Contemplation of convicts, templates, temples, and shunning play.  Ego waffles.  A ring of suffering, like the ring of fire.  Transcend the ending of your transformative trance.  Nasty monastic gymnasts.  The best shag for your shekel.  A light minty snack before enlightenment.  Listening to a list.  The role of bread in breeding.  Incensed by incense, infuriated by the fuhrer.   Don't harm the dharma!  Nerves and Nirvana!  Lecturing Lecter.  Studying studs.  Ass class.  Infestival.  Dialogue and live-alog.   Donations and poor breadless nations.  Fun fundraisers.  Servant at service, templar at temple, sinner at synagogue, and mosquitoes in the mosque.  Prana peruana.   I am confounded by the crime scene: why was he found dead?  My curiosity is founded on being found dead.   Together, to get her.   Sangha, happily singing.   Join us, preferably without glue :-).  Spirited spiritual spirits, spearing it.  Undone in London.   What's a synonym for thesaurus?   What's a virtue-nym for dictionary?  Antonyms are not names for ants :-)

Hobbies: fun times, choose your diversion!  Crafts: knitting, crocheting, embroidery, cross-stitch, darning, sewing, quilting, weaving;  writing, calligraphy, poetry, journal, diary, book, essays, scrapbooking, blog;  origami, craftstrip, woodcarving, beading, basketry, flower-arranging;   drawing, clay art, papier mache, magic;  bone carving, felt animals, candle-making, soap-making; ceramics, metalwork, pottery.   Activities: wine-tasting, cooking, gardening, landscaping, singing, exercising, dancing, hiking, camping, surfing, scrambling, bike touring, cardsharking, chess, sudoku, crossword, game nights, videogaming, reading (escapism).  Learning: trivia, languages, vocab, coding, reading, musical instrument.

As Robin Robbins said, If you're bored, then you're boring!  (it's okay to be boring, if that's what you want)

Longevity Equation

 Common sense plus Science!

Diet (less sugar, more veggies/variety, less meat, vitamins, water, moderation - enough, not too much or too little, quantity/portion sizes and quality/freshness and lots of color, astragalus lengthens your telomeres, and there are lots of things, like beta blockers and whatnot, you could read science for daze).  Exercise (not TOO strenuous, but you should sweat daily is a good rule of thumb, and aim for progress, growth, improvement, a goal.    'daily maintenance' is good, of course.  Less Stress.    Meditation, calm, equanimity.   Also, being around healthy people and situations.   Peace, prosperity.   Play, positivity.  Love, happiness, joy, fun, laughter.   Touch, intimacy, support, communication.   Nature, things like trees, water, horses, stars, campfires.  Sleep, not too little or much, restful and satisfying.   Go to bed tired, wake refreshed.  That's all I got!

Human hummingbird, hm.     Humanoid annoyed with humans.   Hume and humble and hump and hummer.    Hugh man.   

After I heckled Jekyll, I tickled his pickle.

ambiance of an ambulance

The depressing reality of goggle-eyed bipeds at the zoo ogling what are essentially giant insects eating shitting and fucking, locked in giant boxes.  

the general's journal, a dire diary, and the works of an irked jerk.

love the sinner, not the sin.  Hate the sin, not the sinner.

fuct into existence and everybody fuct (out of existence)

declination, divination, abomination (nations!)

formerly firmer, then SF.   The latter, later.    (soft, flaccid)

"I stress about stress before there's even stress to stress about.    Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about.   It's stressful."

stalked in Stockton, graped in a vineyard, robbed while playing Roblox, and enjoying Madeira in Madera, m'dear.   

BEN: bliss enlightenment nirvana, buddhist ecstatic nature, both either neither, benevolent beneficent, Benjamin- we be jammin', bento box , Bend OR, Benin, Big Ben, Benjamin's regimen, gentle Ben, drives a Benz, get bent.  

Poorie Poor

 Richie Rich's buddy?

decadent chocolate brownies and poorboy sandwiches, Ritz crackers and porridge

awful waffles using egg-celent eggs;  chickens are not shells of their former selves; why battle cattle?  vale of tears and veal of tears;  victim's blood in a vessel-body (very bad)

CH: your choice of chewy cheddar cheese and cheap chocolate and chopped chicken and Chinese chow like Swiss chard and bok choy and challah and chips and Chex mix with Chivas, and chai.

Mitch itches to be rich like that witch-bitch, Fitch.    Here's the sitch:  the next pitch is gonna put you in stitches, and you'll basically be lying in a ditch.    This isn't Quidditch!

gawd, dehville:   vile evil and ogod, you're good.     G-D, you're a Good Dog!, yes you are

the punch-hunch, keeping your wits about hits, he knows about blows, fight insight

what's that fastened to the assassin?  the plot to place me in a plot, the tumor that sent me to my tomb, coffee to my coffin, thyme of death, and gravitas that sent me to my grave!

the lividity made me livid with rage, said the devil that lived

Annabelle the cannibelle:  I ate a neck from my list for breakfast, a bunch of crunch n munch for lunch, and that sinner for dinner!  I have the worst thirst for liverwurst, and a hunger for lungs and tongue, and a need for a deed that feeds my speed-reading about leads.  I eat street-meat from people I meet and defeat.

Guv of heaven-above, I love doves that I catch with special gloves, and stick in my oven for my coven :-)

G-D:  a Grey and Dreary day, right as rain! ;  G-D: Gorgeous and Dreamy! ; G-D: Gastronomically Delicious;  G-D: Gone and Done;  G-D: Gross and Disgusting;  GOD, garden of delights;  G-D: Glad and Delighted;  G-D: Glorious Dad; G-D: Grandiose Delusion; G-D: Greek Deity; G-D: God's Daughter; GOD, girl of dreams; GOD, governor of Delaware (Matt Meyer);  GOD, god of death/destruction, good old days, giver of dreams, good orderly direction, group of drunks.   (some say the more the merrier, in happy heaven)

the first will be last, the harder you run the harder you fall, what goes up must come down

DAE, describe and explain the dictionary of American English 

you are NOT what you THOUGHT

I'm caught on a yacht I bought (and sought) with a hot daughter in the water.     I've been taught (since I was a tot) to jot a lot of rot.   I sought pot with my dippin' dots to get higher than a guy on pie.    Why, sigh, is the end nigh, Jai?  Because we all must die (!), said the guy in the sky!!!  But life goes on, from dusk to dawn, even after you're gone, said John (yawn).  Prawns aren't pawns in oceanic chess, but ling cod are king Gods!  Lord swordfish and holy mackerel!  Perch at church.  Frogs and hogs at synagogue.  Oscar at the mosque.   Pearls before swine?  Pearls are just rocks and swine are god's holy creatures, just like you and I!   PBS.   Viewers like you.  I'm glad they do.   Bots ought to be taught thought.  

I enjoy the process of writing this, and I'm glad it's out there (being read), and monetizing it would be icing on the cake, as they say.   Writing is fun, brings clarity, shares ideas, and stimulates thought.  Writing is right.  It's a daily rite.   

rude food.  tasty waste.  poison in the hoi sin sauce.  damned ham, lamb, and jam.  the witch ate something rich.  the piece of shit enjoyed a piece of pie.   the lowlife enjoyed a high life.   the scumbag enjoyed his dime bag.  a loser with a laser was a boozer, and the offender went on a bender, and the wrongdoer used a bong.  the jerk enjoyed his jerky.  is the rotten not written?   the shithead bit and was fed.  the snake ate his cake.  eat your stupid soup.  the thief ate some beef.   the bully ate bull. the burglar ate a burger.  the bug had a mug.  the doer of vice had a bowl of rice.  women'll get criminal.  steal her purse, and get accursed.  the killin' villain ate her fill of dill.  the sinner ate dinner, and the felon ate a melon, and the delinquent something piquant.   those with malice still drink from the chalice.  the corrupt drink from the cup.  rapists eat papists.  yes, sir, I ate the transgressor.   His precious flesh was delish.   Chewing on cheaters and child abusers, eatin' Satan, devouring the devil, and munching on the occasional mensch.    Fugu ain't necessarily goo foo (good food).   Foo Fighters and food fighters.

Allen the alien, birthing an earthling, says space is the place, for his son Yun, who belongs in Heaven #7.   Primary, secondary, tertiary, quaternary...   amenorrhea, amen!   Allah, hallelujah!  Jose, hosanna!   PLT, praise the lord!  GT, good times!   Jack found a jacket at Jack in the box, when he went to Wendy's.   Trump at McDonald's, Don T reads Dante.  Carl's Jr.  snarls at Petunia.   Burgers are for burghers.  Sandwiches are for witches on the beach.   And pizza can't be beat, says Pete, who goes to eat the heated meat, at his own seat.  I ache for a steak, said Jake.  

Names and Cars

 Jim at the gym, Jess T jests

Jesse T jests, Dan dangerous, and Erin erinaceous, Summer hot, and Esme says hey.   Peggy T has been to Egypt, and Kelli T is Celtic, and Bill T is built, and Chris T is Christ, and Anne T is my pet ant, and Ray N. is wet outdoors, and Vicki and Victor are victims of Tim, and Pa T has it down pat. 

ee, ellen erin, electrical engineers, expressed emotion, ee cummings, and evil entities

The poor in a Porsche.  Can you afford a Ford?   Howdy, Audi!  Attila the Hun crashes his Hyundai.  He/she drives its Mitsubishi.  I sat and watched the pattern of Saturns, turning.  Ruby Sue in a Subaru.  The baby jedi drives a toy Yoda.  The judge advocate general drives a jag.   Anderson drives a Cooper.  Noah Harari drives a Ferrari.  Goldie Hawn drives a Honda, hon.  Guess who drives a Tesla? Yes, duh.  

Peg begs for dregs from the keg

mathematicians numb in the cold!  (numb...brr), in Berkeley (brrrr... chilly)

Kelli in Berkeley, noelle, with a key to funky hunky junkie (ugh, drugs) monkeys like uncle Jesse, who is messy and makes her stress about guess...yes, less blessings and a cess of confessions, and reassessing S.

whoa, Nellie!  Smelly jelly bellies are featured at Kelli's deli :-)    (there really are Harry Potter varieties like vomit, earthworm, stinky socks, and rotten egg)

War Angels

 agents of God's protection and vengeance

Have swords of fire, and are ferocious fighters and rescuers, and swoop down from above with the element of surprise, and defend heaven, take out evil entities, and smite the wicked to Oblivion (kills bugs dead).   They do things like defeat dragons, and hellions, and demons, and monsters, and sinful cruel ruthless evil wicked depraved ee's.   Praise God!  Allahu Akbar!    

mom, what does hard-hearted mean?  well, it doesn't mean eating fatty foods, although that does make your heart literally harder, I think.   It means keeping yourself from feeling.   If you prevent yourself from having emotions, you are hard-hearted.   There are 2 songs I think of about this: Harden my heart, by Quarterflash.   And Murder by Numbers, by The Police ("first you make a stone of your heart").   Both are rock songs.   That is my perhaps dour treatment of this topic.   Ahem.    Okay, google says: Heart calcification can happen by normal aging, diabetes, kidney disease, or even physical trauma to the chest.   But the exact hardening mechanism is still largely unknown.   Do murderers really have harder hearts?  Once you die, of course, the entire body hardens in a process called rigor mortis, which means 'stiffness of death' in latin.  A heart surgeon might think your heart is hard to operate on if it is abnormal or something.   Heart is a band, and some songs are probably harder to play than others.   Maybe some animal's hearts are really hard, compared to a jellyfish heart or something.   You can make your heart work "hard".  And finally, there's Gary Hart and hard like having an erection and rocks in the shape of hearts and times when it is hard to be compassionate.   

why didn't we go to service this morning?   the spirit moved us to stay in bed!   the new mattress is a black hole of comfort, plus sleepiness, and cold and rain, and a desire to do other things instead, like breakfast or blogging or lazy waking up without the rush and pressure and chaos and stress :-)  Plus I'm my own religion, and I've thought about all that stuff already, and I don't need people trying to make me join their church, and maybe I don't agree with their beliefs anyway.   Church can be an aggravation.  Amen to that.