Friendship Understanding Caring Kisses
I'm Keen for Kelli's Kindness and Kisses.
Kaizen at Kaiser, Kai in a Kia , Kyle flying a kite at the khyber pass, chimera (female fire-breathing lion-goat-serpent thing).
Eternal Ray, in eternal heaven, for eternity, the electric tern eats the electric eel. The emperor has an electro-magnetic pulse. Electric human, eh? Elect Rick! election tricks. One of the few, the proud... the elect. I select one of the elect to be Lechter's lector. Like Hector the Protector. Read to me at Reed, and do the deed, and sow your seed, and drink mead, and smoke weed, with a heedless need for speed. Is that a lead? Indeed, on the holiday of Eid, take heed, and feed your greedy needs! I'm pissed. I have a need to be peed. Drink me*. A tall drink of water. A walking, talking, bucket of blood, Bob. Come and drink it up, from my fertility (- Red Hot Chili Peppers). Drink blood, the wine of my blood, for eternal life, said Jesus. Jess U. Chuy Louie. Eat of my flesh, delicious meat, because we're all cannibals? I'm not sure I want to take this religious symbolism and ideation that far, folks. When I'm dead, you can eat and drink your fill, as far as I'm concerned. But eaten alive? That's for the mosquitoes. Don't bug me.
*There are Jesse (James) cocktails, and bourbon. So you can drink Jesse :-) I'm sure I'm delicious.
Are you thinking of harming a Human Alive Real Man? Or helping a Human Exciting Living Person? Serving ice is not much of a service! And Hindus aren't really a hindrance. 'Hindrance' in Hindi is 'baadha'. Hindus behind. The Kama Sutra depicts anal sex, actually. It "includes a couple positions, but doesn't really talk about it." AS is called an acquired taste.
Form and Content! Genius, with style!
Thoughts and Beliefs, Soul and Identity, Being and Essence, with Panache and Grace
What you've said and how you've done it
(what and how you've said and done your self and ideas) (well isn't that special)
Whatever's Clever
Thinking about things, all things pass (half-lives, say), and are there really good things and bad things? Isn't it all just Stuff? Chemistry and chem is try. Good chemistry!
With Kelli in her kerchief and I in my cap, we kept the keepsakes from around the map! hohoho.
chewy Chùy, with crunchy bones, savory and delicious (try the sauce), bred and made of bread, and broken (like a code), and bitten by ten (?)! J is 10. Jesus.
The allow in swallow (a bird, like a tern, too), and the sexual innuendo (fellatio). In your end? O! Axl Rose is an anagram of oral sex, and Suck Fuck seems like San Francisco spirit fogging. The oral sex OS (operating system). Castro, castration, and "sucking off." Blow my balloon til it pops? lol)
fun link: http://damninteresting.com (recommended website)
Wordplay: Absurd birds and loony loons and Daffy Duck. Quacks know about this. Mad Crazy Insane on the phony phone. You can be nuts on a real phone, too. You can talk to yourself on the phone, or on a headset, or to an alternate self as an entirely different freaking person, or even other people (who may or may not hear you, telepathically!). The police lease their place to lice? The cops copulate with copper cups, wearing capes and caps, eating kippers and capers. TV is portal to travel and variety (but is to travel what a glass of water is to a lake!!). Wear RayBans to see Ray (he's bright). You need the BANS because of his Babbling Angry NonSense. Let there be light (bleed those photons?). You don't have to say, Let there be dark. W/C. Witchcraft in a water closet. BP. Body parts at the British Petroleum station. Disease and DI z's. Dizzy ease? Dizz. Health and wealth and hell and wellness. Weird words in the ward. Wired on coffee? THAT's a crazy expression. Sickness and sick NISS (new injury severity score) (national information security system), etc. Sweet men, who are delicious and fruity. Therapy, treatment, caring, love, healing, and protection. Joy, happiness, and bliss. Sex, intimacy, lust, touch, massage, orgasm, pleasure, cum, and fantasy. Wet, spurt, thrust, moan, arch, pant, grip, writhe. Shape thought, control minds, prevent dissent - newspeak at Newsweek. What is your Real Body? It's whatever you've got, right? Or is it what you had? Or is it everything but the plastic surgery? They say (I"ve said) if it's in Nature, it's Natural. Well, everything we humans have made, called artificial, is in nature.... Plastic surgery sounds like surgery on a plastic bottle! What I Thought: WIT. Funny is fun and phunny is a phony way of spelling it. The Antonio Ant (678). Numbers and numb with cold (br), and Sensitive to Heat (br is a part of burn, weird). Eating bonbons on the autobahn. HoHo's for ho's? haha. Butts, but not buttocks. Bait in a boat caught a boot, but a bat bit! Cleaned by a soap opera. Rapping about rape. Left for dead and right for me. Up for grabs and down for the count. Forward march and backward countries. The progress process, developed devil, and growing groans. Improvement at Willy Wonka's chocolate factory: improved mints! Lou's delusion about Alleluia. Accident with an ax, with your ex. Starving stars, stark mad. Beaten beat poets, bitten and bought. Whipped cream, whipped and wept. Raped apes, grapefruits, and therapists. Demonic Monica, the harmonica player. The thief leaving trash on the trail hypocritically says, Take only photos, leave only footprints. Thieves that take the stage, and take a seat. I need to knead bread. I kneed the rapist in the groin. Hating heights, and loving leaving. Low, hello! Grounded and earthy. Feet on the ground, in the FOG. The clarity of Larry T. Bird's eye view in clear skies. Thoughts in the cloud. Picked up by a pickup truck. Clifford Pickover at a yard sale. Sodomizer in the sod. Dirty bird with a dirty mind in the dirt. Shitty people in the shit. Loyal gargoyles foiled! (in the soil). Bound and found in the ground by hounds. Forensic mensans. With a lens like Ken's, you're bound to make friends! Exercise and sexercise in Texas with Bex. Alex, Lex Luthor, and H Lecter. Lexus reads us. Single and singing a song of myself, the Song Dynasty, and Sanger sewing machines. Vampire with a gun! Bang! a count! (bank account). Bullshit about bully bulls and kind raccoons and loony loons and cold brrds. Kind minds that grant telepathic silence (when requested, and when needed, and always - by nature, or by disposition). Friendly skies and friends to the end. Let there be (a lot of) loot! Cars for curs in the corps. What's a cur? A cur, as the definition occurs in the dictionary, is a Cowardly/Surly fellow (like CS?). I drive a caring car. Unoffensive, and reliable, and safe, and it makes people happy. Not paid in money? I hope you have all you need, and you are paid in Contentment and Satisfaction! Drinking ten bottles of zinfandel with Tenzin! Drunk as a skunk. A tall glass of alcohol, y'all (like Paul and his doll, Molly). Jedi in Jeddah, Seth the Sith. Darth Vader vs. Ralph Nader. Monks channeling minks and monkeys. A cutter in Qatar, with a knife from Nairobi. Kidnapped! A fun book. Raped, Eaten, And Dead. Read. Book, boo K (K's ghosts). A sleeping baby goat? Or a baby stolen while asleep/sleeping (from Napa)? Working man, and were a king, man. "Wurqueen woman". Investigating gays in vestments. Rescuing a queue at the reservation. The horse says, Hay you! Sue will eat soup and sushi at the Sioux reservation soon, in her super suit. Octavio Paz makes peace with the pacifists on the Pacific Ocean, with a piece of pez. Pissed at having pus on my pussy. Bin Laden has been through a lot. I've been through bins with Ben. Ace Young, Flunk Old, and the middling middle-aged average Rav. June and July are not Jewish months. (They are: Nisan, Iyar, Sivan, Tammuz, Av, Elul, Tishrei, Heshvan, Kislev, Tevet, Shevat, and Adar). Drive a Nissan in Nisan, worship Siva during Sivan, hi Tammy, watch audiovideo during Av (or Tevet), and be a Teshara during Tishrei (Tishrei is during September, my birth month). :-). This year (2025) is 5785 on the Jewish Calendar (started 3761 BCE, supposedly the biblical Creation year). Their (12) months correspond with ours. Their year starts on Rosh Hashanah, which is during Tishrei (September or October). January is Tevet (more or less), along with some Shevat. Do or Die, Department of Defense, Definition of Done, DoD. A dangerous, hardened criminal DHC, praying on safe soft citizens? (DHC is a soccer team from the Netherlands, as well). Everybody has soft tissue and hard bones. Even a child can be potentially dangerous. The action of acting, action not words, words not silence, a sound mind vs. unsound mind, and an unsound mind vs. being dead! L'chaim! The extent and duration of my psychic intrusion and telepathic incursion is Beyond Bullyism, imo. BMW. bitch moan whine. Well, there ARE worse things. Gratitude for Silence. Silent Night. Quiet Day. Peaceful abiding.
Dirty cops. Police have the right to kill. Not an unqualified right. They need justification, must follow protocol, or they are criminals, themselves. You don't want to be a cop behind bars. I imagine they're up there with the pedophiles on the hate list, in prisons. But cops are known for protecting their own, and sometimes bad apples plant guns or false evidence on folks, and shoot first, maybe leaving false shots to create a false narrative, or lying on police reports, or on the stand, or whatever it takes to save their skin. Which, gratefully, is a rare occurrence, I believe, thank God (but not unheard of). Cops should be upright, never criminal, and certainly not murderers or rapists. Clean cops. Pure as the driven snow, lol. They ARE the "good guys" who we all rely on, and deserve our respect. Hopefully, they earn it.
The world is mad. Messed up. Unfair. Not right. Worldwide, 25k people die every day from poverty and related causes (like hunger, lack of clean water, sanitation, or healthcare). We throw away enough food to feed them! And billionaires have far more money than they know what to do with (they have to pay money to people to help them spend their money). 700 Americans die from poverty every day. 9 million humans die of hunger and malnutrition a year. The world is just too damn selfish, greedy, uncaring, and rude. Immature, if you ask me.
"Beast system". 2? F'em (f-ck or fight). Sex or predation. Animals, zoos, monkeys, ants, creepy-crawlies, pets, humans as animals and "ant-hropology". Beast with 2 backs, sex? Complete bullshit, nonsense, babble, meaningless drivel, if you ask me! (well, the system IS beastly, red in tooth and claw, with apex predators at the top of food chain, devouring the weak). Demonic bears and Lion of Judah (Jesus Christ), king of the jungle, Strength, ferocity, majesty, leadership.
A few closing thoughts: Hector Camacho eats macho nachos with Tatcho. Star Wars: Galactic Warriors from Sirius vs. Beetlejuice, fire photon torpedoes! Space opera and time ballet. Reporting on deportation. Jose, Josie, and Jesse drank a juicy JC. SOS says the Secretary of State. Wag! (women and girls). A looker locked in a locker room with the Lakers! Juan wears a tie in Taiwan. Runnin' from a gunman. Augmented arguments. Flemish phlegm. Hard left and soft right, weird bodybuilding. The coal coalition. Priorly in a priory. A crackdown on crack. Collapsed after running laps. A pair of paramedics in paramilitary parachutes. Ironically ironing Irish ire into fabulous fabric. Does a general election elect generals? Biologically logical but plum dumb. Unexpectedly unrespected. Was Bela Bartok from Belarus? The woodcarver considered a would-be wooden bee. Foreign minister on fm radio. Odd in Riyadh. Doing the groundwork for teamwork and footwork. Ack money, and acrimony. Free speech and expensive books. Asylum seekers in an insane asylum. A complex case of simplex. Delicious militias in a tasty haste. Monitoring monitor lizards. The scent of dissent. Hias and Shias. Hostess cupcakes for hostages. Computer dispute about disrepute. A tax on tacks. Die, diversion inclusion equity! Courting Courtney outside the courthouse. Claims about clams. You can go to a jail without going to jail. Mauritius or Lesser Sunda. Lee leads Leeds. Farm suits and pharmaceuticals. Train cars and autopilot. Quantum potato chips. Evaluating Val. Business is NOT just about keeping busy. Colonel Sanders in the Vaseline. Definitely defiant. A fish called Rwanda. Strike the shrike, struck with destruction. Kurdish birds and cool cats. The mint changed its change. Steering clear of bible bull. I've had my fill of foolish fuel. Propensity for intensity. Reciprocally sipping soup. Scientific scientology with scientists doing science. Eating dumdums while on my smartphone. Holy Diver and sacred sake and sanctified Sanka coffee and blessed bliss. Angry ankles. Your niece is nice. Meeting your meat. Eat a beet. A belief in beef. Wholly holy holes, and unholy gods. Ruminating in Rumi's room. Industrious dust, made of mud. Insidious in Sydney. Flip the script and turn the tables, how the mighty have fallen, the first will be last. Bullets in bulls and ghost guns shooting ghost bullets. Wings of a mansion, and the house in Up. The baker's rye went awry. Soul soil (U and I in the sun/sol). Hell as magma, after your dust joins the soil, and ages later, the plate tectonics send your atoms down with the subsidence into the hot depths. I wouldn't fear feeling anything though (without neurons or a brain!).
Sophisticated psychologists and corporations and governments use resentment and rage to manipulate and control individuals and populations. People get played. For power, money, etc. Madness fuels pharmaceutical profit. So be angry, rage against the machine. Or relax, chill, enjoy. The choice is yours.
The shaman who eats common ramen was consulted by a woman named Shaw :-). The guru listens to the Goo Goo Dolls. I wore a tutu on the choo choo, after I got a booboo dancing to little bunny foofoo. I played with my yo-yo with Bobo after eating cocoa and so-so hoho's with the popo.
Beaten up, tortured, raped, with head cut off? You can be as mad as you want to be. At the perp. At the evil. Not God or something, right? CBT for Cutting Beating Torture. Anyway, a BI boring idiot. A BLT (bacon lettuce tomato) sandwich with a Big Long Thick (hotdog) (is that witchy?). ROD, root of David. HG Wells, Holy God. Go, vitiligo! POHEE, a pit of hell evil entity. CALM about being Cremated, Lava, Magma. Burn, baby, burn. Sam got scammed. Incan Ink, inc. Online and off-line in line. Go fast through the vast from the past. Sophisticated slapping, slapstick with fists. I need to fast fast. Going outside for a puff puff. Hearty and hale as you inhale and exhale. In and Out, suck and blow. Breath, then Death. Waiting to gain weight. Losers that are winners. Global glow, sexy Sikhs, hardcore ardor. ATW, all the women, around the world. Nobody knows my buddies. Siemens, cum company, jizz biz. Don't insult the consultant. Disorganized criminals doing organized crime. Standup comic falling for a felon. It should be illegal to make eagles sick. Doug dug drugs until they became ughs. Paul and Trish are politicians. Dumb boars suffer from boredom. Greed gives me grief. Loan-liness of a loan officer. Cyber-crime in Siberia (sigh). Frail Dale and the Hardy Boys. Satan Antichrist Devil, so SAD (Schizo-Affective Disorder?). Serpent turpitude perpetrating my burping. A scam in my spam. Institutions and insti-3-tions. An illegal league of their own. Charging fees for my Fiat. A shoddy Audi. Audi Arabia. Cruel rules for tools of fools. Does a witch hunt ever find one. Is putting your children to sleep kid-napping? If you're on the freeway are you trafficked? (not funny). Stability of Bill and instability of Lynn. 2, institutionalized, too. Which witch is the rich snitch bitch? Allies say Al told the truth. Deportation desperation. AIDS and bandaids. Maid paid for getting laid. Doing Moly with Molly. The basketball team is short-staffed. Expendable but bendable. De-furred? Deferred! Monkey money. G-D, government data. Jesse from Jersey. Involuntary Commitment for those who are danger TO TOO (themselves or others). Infamous sinfulness. Islamystic. Sioux and Sue and the Sufis. Bang me in Bangladesh, baby! Angry birds say, Flock You. Productive and pro-active, or Destructive and de-activated. Jack's ejaculate. Weds the Wicked Evil Depraved Sinister Sinner. Aching to slurp a serpent snake. Reptilian reputations and repetitive republican reaper of demonic democrats. Rats in pubs. Anne the animal. Melony Melanie. Al a sin. Solinsky, sun in the sky (Sonia's son, ya). Surveillance survey. Watching the watch and the witch. WD-40 and witches, demons. Did a number on you? Witchcraft, snapping and clapping and casting spells. Talking to spirits, and reciting incantations, and basically being insane, yelling at Reality and people nowhere near you, and fulminating against body sensations. Speaking in tongues! Witchcraft is undefined, and associated with superstition and halloween costumes, and sometimes backward African beliefs, or something. And rage against monsters, demons, mental illness, insanity, bat crazy menaces, crime, attacks, and things like unkindness and bullying. Witches to me are just earth and nature-loving Wiccans, but hey, some people think witches are malicious and sinister vehicles of the devil and accursement. What isn't witchcraft, basically? You and ewe (evil, wicked entities). Goats, and the greatest of all time. Surprised by a serpent surrogate. Hissing at St. Stephen. Damon's demons. The dumb domination of dames and damned dim dems. That man has the atman of Batman. Dobbins is a wobbly Robin (boy wonder sidekick). Supergirl vs. Wonderwoman. Telepathic mindsurfers. The rapture of capturing a rapist. Eternal defamation and infamy for depravity. Lick the sick and twisted, who are better to have never existed. Let there be peace, police! Fight evil and may there be good in our neighborhoods. Amen.
Less lies from Leslie. Servus, serve us. Ellen the felon. Kathy hath had me? Gill-T as charged. Knot! (not). Helen the Hellenic hellion from Hell (Norway). Lenore indoors. A drink of Brandi. Moaning Mona, with Lisa. Judy the foodie does her duty. Duv above. Jamie, and Big Ramy. Sara era, in the air tonight (not a Teshara). Funny Stephanie. Anna's man, uh. Deana. The angry ant's name was Grant. Hell's bells, and smells, I fell for Kells! Zounds, I'm found!
Crime and Witchcraft and Demonity and Evil. Stalking in the spirit, to step in, possess, even kill. Drive people insane, make suicidal, supposedly a perfect crime for a hostile telepathic being, a dangerous criminal, a POHEE (pit of hell evil entity), or, say, a wicked "witch" or warlock or whatever. Some crimes that make even the most virtuous criminally insane (the bad is good? the devil, basically) are raping, murdering, and eating the innocent. Slavery, trafficking, hostages, chained to beds, beatings, torture, anal rape, massacres, cannibalism, arson, organized crime, extortion, threats, starvation, drugging, poisoning, and theft. When it's insidious (gradual and cumulative, subtle) the little things become a Big Thing. Holy or Depraved, it comes to the same thing, we're all Dust to Dust, Dead. Day of the Dead is a beautiful, lovely celebration of life, and I love it. It's a dead man's party. No one lives forever.
If you lived forever, you'd probably be alone, cold, miserable, and bored. Santa Muerte deserves a prayer. But some people believe in Heaven and Hell, and "The Eternal", and a single God for The Entire Universe. I don't think I have a Delusion of Grandeur (believe it or not). I'm just a philosopher, a human being, who considers a lot of religion absurd (mostly), so I share my Truth, ideas, ideology, and some new concepts to add to the corpus/ paradigm of religious/ philosophical ideas. Some creativity. I'm a Creator, lol.
Driving you absolutely Sane. :-) Slow, ongoing, unceasing, annoying torments like head-shocks (to using a lightswitch, say) have truly driven me out of my mind (wtf), but there is Alway Hope. Voices can make anybody nuts, and pains, without question, of course. Psychic punishment, negative reinforcement, and manipulation is completely uncalled for, in my book. If your head is a telephone, you better be able to hang up. Well, if you're going through hell, keep going. Light at the end of the tunnel, keep the faith.
A Devil is just someone you don't like, who did something you disapprove of, or just constitutionally wicked (a devil in spirit). Everyone is judging each other, all the time, consciously or unconsciously, and we all get it wrong, all the time. Brain chemistry makes some of us morally different. We demonize people different from ourselves. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If we all stand in judgment before a Holy God, well that God was judged Holy, and nobody has all the facts, and we're all the same, anyway. You like heat therapy? Maybe you want to be cremated, just for the hell of it :-)
Nobody has all the facts. I don't believe anyone knows everything about anyone else. We don't even fully understand ourselves. If you understand your ignorance, then at least that's a step toward Enlightenment, no? There is always more to learn, and Omniscience is impossible. That's what I believe. You can believe Reality has consciousness, and everything is known, but I don't. It's all relative. Even the geniuses are idiots. But who cares, anyway. All this IQ stuff and academic jockeying and intellectual comparison is annoying, if not disgusting, imo. Even the idiots are genius :-)
I know my saying I'm a deity is distasteful to many (most?). Like I'm a false pagan god, or just words and no action, no wrath against sinners, no Acts of God, no fiery judgments or saying I know Jesus. I am what I am, and what I shall prove to be (like everyone else!). Bless you.