Love Everyone and Everything
Life is short, we're all the same, enjoy life if you can, love God
The devil is a piece of shit, but he she it needs love, too, and Every Single One of Us, the devil inside
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embrace life, pain, torture, suffering, stupid concepts, ignorance, delusion, misery, depression, poverty, hate, war, violence, crime, evil, death, sickness, cruelty, torment, sadness, grief, tears, boredom, nausea, irritation, discomfort, wickedness, sin, depravity, brutality, savagery, ruthlessness, unfairness, injustice, aging, infirmity, deterioration, fate, slavery, confusion, aggravation, murder, rape, cannibalism, assault, theft, turpitude, corruption, vice, villainy, monstrosity, diabolism, disrespect, lies, cheating, rudeness, harm, unhealthiness, scorn and contempt, callousness, selfishness, disregard, disdain, and abuse. In a word, embrace Hell. If you're going through hell, keep going.
Life is also good. Bad can be good from another perspective. But there are universally loved things like pleasure, comfort, laughter, friendship, good conversation, good food, new experiences, safety, health, bliss (meditation? drugs? winning?), money, libraries, zoos, museums, music, good movies, surfing your favorite things on the internet, exercise endorphins, getting out into nature, good dreams, cool things, and of course Nirvana.
A thinking person shouldn't like the expression It's All Good, but if you're in a frame of mind, it is and can be. You can even accept your own torture and death. Which is insane. But insanity can be good, too. Suicide is so goddamned sad. Reality can be so freaking amazingly good. It's a bittersweet symphony.
I mean, you shouldn't seek out suffering, bad, hell, or crime. But you should understand it. If you hate the sin, you should still love the sinner. We've all been there. A virtuous life should grok evil, in order to fight it with compassion. Love is the answer. God is love, love is a man of war, war is the art of deception, god in the Bible is a killer, and so maybe from God's perspective it really is All Good.
Is Hell the Devil's Heaven?
I earnestly pray we all enjoy life, with minimal suffering, and live good lives with good deaths. Kindness is so much better than cruelty, in my book. But there is a need for some cruel to be kind, in the right measure. And it's not black and white. Evil things like murder can be protecting your family, or theft can be feeding the homeless, or pain necessary for healing, or even torments necessary for Enlightenment. The suffering of animals for meat deliciously relieves the hunger of (often tormented) carnivores, too. Vegetarianism might be better. I don't know. Just don't torture yourself.
skink skanks and hare whores and rutting rats and slutty mutts. Nature doing the birds and bees.
Embrace wordplay! A bride named Bridget. Withering Heights at the White House. Ant anticipation. Miso and the sound of a flavor. Cicadas make it sound hot. African Americans in Alchoholics Anonymous. Early early: early voting, early in the morning. Put your seat on the seat. Peach without a pit, so therefore with a pit. Helped or hindered with my hamper. Pentacles, pentagrams, and the pentagon. Penthouse and repenting and gabapentin. I ingest, and then it's in Jess T, I actually say (not in jest). Mom sings, you made a meal out of me, and came back for more. Don't treat me like beverage. I may be a tall drink of water, but I'm pissed. Said the criminal at the urinal. Create your own religion, from All and None (Allah and nun). If religion is hypnosis, I have to say it's hip to be square, but not hip to not have a sis. Dim, does it matter? Are you kind? truthful? Or a lying killer? I kill bugs, I eat meat. That's the truth. The whole truth, so help me, God, about me, is pretty much this blog. U2 on YouTube. Resentment is hypnotic, to control. Does The Dark run the world? Philosophers eat their Phil. You are what you eat, and the vicious drink the viscous. The kind eat Kind bars. Hough says enough rough stuff! There is no weird. Everyone is weird. Weird is normal. There's a kind of conformity of rebellion. Keep Portland weird. There's a lot of queers. Strange brew, kill what's inside of you. Unusual fusion restaurant. Normal dormitory, and regular integuments. Inferior interiors, average beverages, superior beer, and supreme pizza. Excellent tex-mex. The perfect prefect! Perfect Smurfs play nerf on astroturf. The bizarre bar has a lizard-wizard hissing on it's nazi sound system. Flatulent mom (wuthering mother?) in the Windy City. Respect my pecs! Worship on a warship. Guided by God. Praise the pros. Eyes on the prize, guys - pres. Goal, Objective, Desire- Defense, Safety, Security, Health, Wealth, Freedom, Peace, Love, Happiness. Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Let there be light, said God at the comedy club. Levity from Levi. Some GODS: Love should Grow Or Deepen. God is a Group Dynamic. Ghost of D. God's Daughter - and b.s. about a bad son. Bad boys, bad boys. Elon, Revlon, and LeBron. Going on and on about dodos, bam-bam, ho-ho's, bebe, and wawa pedals in la-la land. Wearing a BCBG dress at CBGB's gives me the heeby-jeebies. Twitchy Mitchell at Winchell's with his rich witch bitch friends. Bobo plays bongos on a pogo stick for Didi and Cece and Fifi. Eggs, ugh - Yoked to the yolk. Spam about spewing sperm. Pouring boring chlorine on the flooring. God is good. Devil is evil. Words are weird. Silence is golden. A sound mind annoys? I'll be calm and still when I'm dead. The meditator is one with a dead universe.
Here's a joke: Mommy, mommy, where do babies come from? From storks. But mommy, who fucks storks?
Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? Because 36 is just too damn many.
An Englishman, Irishman, and Scotsman were drinking together in a pub. The Englishman says, The pubs in England are the best. You can buy one drink and get a second for free. The Scotsman replied, "aye, that's quite good, but in Scotland you can buy one pint and get two for free! Your pubs sound fine, the Irishman agreed, but they are not as good as the pubs in Ireland. In Ireland, you can buy one pint, get another 3 for free, and then get taken into the back room for a shag." The Englishman and Scotman both nod and say "You can't beat that! Did it ever happen to you?" No, the Irishman replied, "but it happens to my sister all the time."
How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb? charismatic- Just one. Hands are already up in the air. Roman Catholic- Zero. candles are preferred. Pentecostal- Ten. One to change the bulb, nine to pray against the lord of darkness. Christian Scientist- Zero, though it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on. Calvinist- Zero. God has predestined when the lights will go on. Episcopalian- Ten. One to change the bulb and 9 to say how much they like the old one. Mormon- Six. One man to change the bulb, 5 wives to tell him how to do it right. Baptist- At least 20. One to change the bulb, 3 committees to approve the change, and 1 to bake the casserole. Lutheran- Zero. Sorry, but Lutherans don't believe in change. Atheists- One. But they are still in darkness. Unitarian- We choose not to make a statement either in favor of, or against, the need for a lightbulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, you are encouraged to create a poem or modern dance about your personal relationship with lightbulbs, and present it next Sunday when we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions including incandescent, fluorescent, halogen, compact fluorescent, low pressure sodium, and LED, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
God kills. 2,821,364. Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt not be a hypocrite. Only God is good. Only the good get to Heaven. God is a man. A man of war. The art of deception. The lord of lies. Just a thought. KBG syndrome does not stand for Killed By God. To kill or not to kill, that is the question. Of course not. Just bugs, and being a carnivore. Thou art forgiven. Everybody is going to hell. Hell=death. So I dub thee unforgiven. Oblivion is the universal fate, regardless of morality. Be good, anyway. A prayer for Honesty, Fun, Love, and Understanding. against Lies, Hate, Suffering, and Ignorance. You only live once. Love life.
Cheer up, Keli Jean. Oh what does it mean. To a daydream believer, and a homecoming queen. Oh the overwhelming, neverenDING, reckless love of God. Underwhelming? Time keeps on ticking ticking ticking into the future. Is not time infinite? On and on. Why reckless? Unrequited love. Pain in return for self-sacrifice. Or something. I don't know. Christianity is weird. DING, devil is not god. God is a safe driver. Wreck-less. If God is omniscient, he has made all mistakes. He's climbed all the learning curves. He's been through hell. I wish I had a God computer. Ask anything! 42?
God as G overdose. Gamma HydroxyButyric acid. Or God as Go! D! Go get em D!
More godly wRodplay- Do as I say not as I do. Knot as I do. I do says who. You, boo. The kangaroo at the zoo said moo. That's new, said Sue. A few jews want to woo you too. The CIA coup crew (boo!) had to deal with poo like two prude jewish losers like Stupid and Cupid. Cupid married the two kewpie dolls, Merrily Married Mary and Connubial Connie. Stupid Stu. Smart Art. Stewart and Arthur. Dumb bums with smart bombs. Intelligent elephants and Retarded aardvarks. Dental Alan is mentally challenged. Brilliant villains read books about crooks. Genius you've seen, yes? The aftermath of that path was a bloodbath, Horvath! Huey Lewie and Dewey ate chewy gooey brownies with Growney. Clowns go down in the ground. Rounds found down on the ground, clown. Zounds! The sounds of found towns. My ways are not your ways, says Yahweh. At the risk of being politically incorrect, God sounds like a devil, the devil, a demon. Metallica sings Am I Evil? God says, I AM. Kids in the Hallelujah. Restless and reckless. Alive and in love. Dead in bed on meds because Jed fed Ned's red head lead. Zed bedded Ted. Hoboes playing oboes. Trump playing the trumpet. Clinton on sax (sucks? blows?). Sex with six, wearing my socks. Sikh psych is sacred, for fuck's sake. Sheikhs bake cakes, and shake their snakes. God asked the devil to take him to that fake lake, with the ire and fire and old tires stuck in the muck and mire and dire pyres for liars selling spires to buyers in choirs. Ask Obama's mama. Driving my Scion in Zion. Toys and Toyotas: the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys (and if they remember Boys2Men). Hovey loves his SUV. Duv loves the glove compartment, guv. Coven above! Satan states his hate for Kate. But Nate and Bill Gates ate dates and stated, "It is our fate to wait for that late date, mate." The Big Kahuna communed with the little menehune. Big Bird on tv in Little Rock. Big Ben and Chicken Little. The bigger n- with the tiny heinie beat up the honkey's donkey with a horseshoe, of course (who?!?). That's offensive, said pensive Mensans. I'm sorry, said Mata Hari. I apologize, said Paul to the guys. My bad, said dad to the mad lad. All good, said the hood in the woods (if he could). The trees please me. The plants make me want to dance. Hannibal's animals are delicious, nutritious, and fun to eat. Birds drop turds, but their calls are a ball. Don't demonize the democrats. Republican reputations. Dems and reps. A reputation for repetition. Over and over again. Pushing buttons and stimulus-response and getting reactions, gr. Routines and computerized teens, cum, and eyes. Machines with a shiny sheen. Tools for cruel fools who like sparkly dark sharks. Gone Over Dead. All over, if you're always under. A roll in the hay, and a role- hey. The resident president says to go lez again. The update on Updike. Have sex with calves necks? Huh? Enjoy your life with a boy or a wife, and kiss the missus, or go fuck a duck! Awful offal in the wonderful down under. Amazing grace and horrifying whores. Good times with Bad Valerie, but good god, what a bad bed! Virtuous Birch trees and Sinful bins of zinfandel. Monsters in the dumpster and strange angels, at home on the range. Reality is all the God there ever is; It's all good! Even torture in an orchard, Richard? What?! Well... hell smells, pain can be insane, and is no fun for anyone. But Burt shouldn't hurt, and delight shouldn't be winning a fight with spite, but tasty bites are quite right, as well as nights with a tight white sprite of the right height! Treasure your pleasure, and enjoy leisure without seizures. Smile for miles, and sing a song about ping pong. Rhyme about your time sucking limes with mimes. Paupers eating poppers. Homos spouting homonyms. Littering the internet with alliteration. Farting assonance. Poetic emetics and diuretics and diabetics and Dianetics.
Wordplay and nerd pay. Birds like jays. Purred, k. Absurd ways. Kurds in May. Heard, say. Purdue pay. Murdered gays. Lurid, nay. Inured to lil Ze. girded with fe. furs and rays. Urdu, yay!
Tropes about the Pope- Francis went to France and San Francisco with friends. The Pope used PayPal with his people to buy puppies and pipal, and got pep from his pipe, too, pop. Ah, poop. Il Papa got ill. I like it when you call me Big Papa. It's time to get ill. You be illin. Chillin' like a villain. Rope-a-dope and soap on a rope? I can barely cope with a Pope with hope, but a moping dope? Nope. Father was a bother? A beastly priest from the East that's iced Christ? A cleric named Eric? A cardinal that's a card? That's hard. A tard?! Guards! A yard garden is a place to pardon. The bard says something about fardels. A cardinal that eats sardines with teens, or likes nuns, hon. Christ the robber did a heist-jobber with his crew of two new blue jews, dude. Thanks, Hank! Go spank your monkey, you funky junky. Cock talk with the jock in a frock- I protest! I am not addicted to dick! I like fine wine and vagina. Heaven in a Chevy. Hell in a Cadillac Deville. Home in a Honda. There in a rare Bel-Air. Certainly hurtin' for pleasure, treasure, and azure leisure. Okay, I guess. OK? How are you? Well, fine, and good! I'm swell, nifty, rootin'-tootin'. Convict victim, convictim. Rootin' for the rotten, and voting for the veteran I met at the Vatican. I can't AV (audio-video). I can't V, a (vampire, ace). AI can't V (artificial intelligence). a vic ant (an aunt named Vicki). avian ct (birds in Connecticut). ana vict (a victim of or named Anna). An ICA tv (television at my mom's high school, immaculate conception academy). Ani on California television. And finally, last but not least, cat in a v. Mm, cat. Eat some pussy. Just kidding. A cat named Ivan? Tina acv. Ain't actual cash value. Act vain!! Vanicta, sounds like a drug. Nacitav, what god is to dog. CIA V ant. Bug, insect, creepy-crawly. Hormiga ont-ology. Yes, we know, we're less than ant farts. We need a lyrical spiracle miracle.
Hormiga - amiga hor (as in whore moans). Friends with whores. Authentically bent. Bookish hooker, poetic prostitute says: Shat on and spat upon. Literally hit with spit on my tit. Bucks for sucks. The witty kitty says, Get fit, pop your zits, and hit it, for a bit. Let's get you ardently hard in the yard. Fuck me, Huck. Fill my bum with cum. I'll lick your dick, then I want to hear the sound of you pounding me. You can come all over the place, but it's yum on my face. You can cum on my tum. Squirt on my shirt. Dirty demon semen or immaculate ejaculate, I don't care. Love me from above, love me with gloves. I need your seed. Rock me with your jock cock. You haunt me, I want you. You're the fave I crave. I'm yours for hardcore and more! Call me anytime, I'm yours for a dime. You can have amazing lays for days. If you miss me, kiss me. Baby, you can glug glug my jugs. More bounce for the ounce. Slap my ass, pappy.
Barry the hairy fairy doesn't want to marry Mary, but would prefer to wed Ed. Sexy Lexi got hot on a yacht, but her man Dan wants a quant named Tawney. Messy Jesse wants smelly Kelli? Not! Touchy-feely with Keli! Neat Pete likes the scent of gents like Kent or Quentin, but Jess likes -guess- (yes!). Girls with curls and pearls! Pretty witty kitties.
At home with a tome in Rome. Comfortably numb. Bookish with hookers. And tired of ire. Be happy with crap in a nappy, Pappy. Love life, love your wife, even when rife with strife, and praise God, even if He's dazed in the sod, or if the lord is bored with more, or if your universe is puny. Raise Todd and praise God. God's body has wads... of modern hot rods. King Fahd and Father Dodd ate cod with a nod to the POD (prince of darkness). Life is good, like a wooden fife in Haifa. Time is for rhyming, making dimes, biting limes, and maybe fighting crime, putting the slime with the mimes on prime-time. Would you rather work with a knife or cipher? Bad guise. Taking out the trash that bash, smash, steal cash, gash and dash, lash, and deserve to gnash their teeth, beneath. Neil Gaiman wrote a short story about hell ('Other People').
The (good?) thing(s) about Torture: (a) it's an opportunity to see how tough you are, (b) it creates empathy and compassion for the pain and sufferings of others, (c) when it's over, there's relief AND you appreciate the joy more (neutral stimulus becomes positive). As Beavis and Butthead said, It's cool that things suck, because if things didn't suck the other things wouldn't be cool (or something). Heh heh heh. Still, you're an idiot if you think extreme pain is Good (desirable, I mean). The virtue of pain is it evolved to tell us when our bodies are hurt and need things like care and time to heal. Couldn't we just get an indicator light or something, lol. I read that the worst torture was tattooing the entire body. Very few survived. At least sadists get some pleasure out of it. Mentally ill psychopaths that get a kick out of the idea of burning someone they don't like in hell (Sheol, lake of fire) for all of eternity, for example. The threat can help society, but that's about it, in my book. Also, if the military needs to get information that saves an entire city or something, then I imagine the benefit of something like waterboarding outweighs the cost (suffering, evil). People can be so cruel, though. Shit like the rack and thumbscrews and truly excruciating savagery, from crucifixion to getting your tongue cut out to abacination. Sleep well, children.
Folks are spiteful, resentful, malicious, cruel, and sadistic. They need revenge and justice and retribution and blood. No grace, no mercy. Demons torture the good until they are angry, hateful, enraged, wrathful, and furious. It starts with petty torments and keeping people perpetually irate. Can't we all just get along? Why should it be, you and me should get along so awfully? boom boom boom. (-from Depeche Mode, remember? People are People, so...) Politics and media capitalize on sensationalism, if it bleeds it leads, and victimization/blame. I can imagine a torturer saying, no pain, no gain. Ha. What a sense of humor. Misery loves company. Vampire demons are made, not begotten. W. Bloodthirst reproduces and self-perpetuates, seems to be the metaphor. The bitten then must bite. Disputes, feuds, tensions, and rivalries can practically persist perpetually. Oh joy.
Missouri loves company. Les Miserables. Misery (movie). Three's Company. Electric Company. The Company You Keep. Come hump any? lol.