I live in Beerkeley
Bourbon in Burbank, Water in Watts, Whiskey is risky, Wine why not, Coke in Oakland, Bilbo Baguette, you are crunchy and good with ketchup, college collagen, a position in positronics, positron and negatron, Megatron and heavens to mergatroid, electron and elect Reagan, the diversion division, Universe University, a white man named Gary Hart is black hearted?, heavy in heaven and a light hearted sun, light of the world, LOW, light heart sound mind, psychotic reality-testing, steps with pets, highway semaphore dot dash dot dash (and 4 semi's), Sneeze and coffee, Soda in a boda bag for Yoda, Crack is back and the heroin is harrowing, Meth makes your breath smell like death, Acid makes me placid, and flaccid. The investor made a big bet on cigarettes. Nicotine is a sick scene. Tobacco makes me whacko. Drugs, bugs slugs and pugs, hugs and jugs, are better than thugs and ughs (like glugs in rugs). I like bugs and slugs. I have NOT, as I ought, got a lot of hot rotten daughters on yachts, on pot. But they are caught at the bot spot, I've been taught. I am a robot. I have multiple functions. I have been programmed to be versatile. I can do many things. Beep! Blade Runner says don't run with scissors. Schizophrenic schizors. Run-in with the devil. Gun runners and dog joggers. Sprint for a mint. a big sprig. Rumi drinks rum in Romania. Redrum, red red wine, blueberries, green machine, orange juice, purple drank. Never wrong, infallible, true, correct, and right. Confidence competence and compliments. Comments on convents. The inverse of commerce. Out in the universe. Multiverse and heptaverse, etc. cozy and crazy. revealing the veal. Rog in the lodge. Tony on a phony bony pony. messy Jesse. Kelli's jelly bellies. Leggy Peggy and Scary Larry and Dangerous Dan and who are you wearin'? Erin! Is Esme lez gay? Does Summer drive a Hummer? Greg n Peg beg for keg. Chris in bliss. Sarah at Harrah's. Vicki isn't picky. Liz minds her biz. Declan is hecklin' the comedian. Ben pens for yen. Rose listens to her Bose. Depression and depravity. Joy and joyería, like jews and jewelry. Baby Bibi. Adult a dolt. Child drinks chai. the lean queen was keen to leave the mean teen scene. adolescents and ado-more-scents. lessons for adolescents. classes for the masses. instruction for the reduction of suction. the big suck, on tbs. vampire campfire. mellow and eating marshmallows. I'd rather eat mud than drink blood, bud. Ruddy, bloody, and muddy! Alive and stirring up the hive. Stung and hung. the voice of youth: the young tongue. Listen and glisten. Shiny happy lepers holding hands (!). Fags eat figs. Fruits are what they eat. Eat minus excrete. Ingest minus egest. I'm a vegetable. I'm a hat rack. I'm dead meat. I'm Candy? lol. I'm food. Bite me. If you eat Life, are you a cereal killer? Monkeys from the tribe of Simian. chews jaws. Choose your jews. Democracy and don't mock the crazy. Insane, know whadym sayin'? If you're mad, you might not be mad. Locomotives are trains, without brains- they don't have loco motives. Don't you know I'm loco, essay? louche from St. Lucia. Native American rain dance, and the song Who will stop the rain - CCR (to be witchy, or shamanic, or something). A desire for designer. Scrape your scrotum. What's your version of perversion? Definition of death: death-inition. Juggler's jugular. Sasquatch from Saskatchewan. Loose Lucy with Lucifer. Complied and compiled. Turnkey turkey. Vincent's venison. Edifying Edward. Teaching the I Ching, over tea. Instruction on how to strike a chin. Learning earning. God is love, and love believes all things (BAT!) - batty. Murray the eel. Ready for red. a chap in the chapel. It's merely a mirror. A made man in a made bed with a maid. meaningless meanness to the kind kind. taber-knuckle. Wag the dog, worship and glorify god. Fallen Ellen. Misery with ms. Mizzi. Kicking and screaming with sour cream with kick. Fur inferno. Maintain the mountain. Letting go of legos. Pleasure in azure leisure. Starburst into flames. Shot in the head, and bloodshot eyes. A seance with say, my aunts? Divine red vines. A bird's burden. Moments with Moe. The reason for trees. Such a touch! Witch bitch snitch! Worries were and Aries are and Wilbur will be. Roaches on the road to Rome. Spank the snake. Paid the Yahwage. Well rounded squares. Kooky Cookie Monster. Cuban cubes of Q. Cute cucumber. The knife-wielder demanded I cut him a Czech! fun funds. give up or give down. de-liver and deliver.. forsaken for sake. the following Fall. you ought to come in Autumn. the killer took him at his word. an abandoned band. jew juice. b less, a more, blessings always will be. there have always been bins. inherited hair. never wok alone. flaming swords and blazing blades. lit and lazing in torpid sloth. dumb king's king-dumb. LOG and blog (blessed lord our god). praise the lord and raise the lard. shoe and sole, soul and Yeshua. Were worthy Are arty and Will be willful. Black African Princesses baptized. Worship and glorify, well and good, Wag the dog, Walgreens, and joker/jester. ham, heart and mind. rejoice over James Joyce. Message mess. Prr secution of Cat- holics. Feeling stuck, said the stabbing victim. Don't Give Up, and listen to the Global Underground. G-D eats golden delicious apples, and gum drops. Dad is deceived and discouraged. DD, the daredevil makes daily decisions that result in a dishonorable discharge. AH! always hope! the creepy veep weeped over what she reaped. Disciples' principles. Do prunes need pruning? Gadzooks! More zucchini! Heresy inheritance, get out of my hair. Harvey's harvest. Sede's seed. Phil's hat: Those who Hunger And Thirst for righteousness will be FILLed. Bob weariness. Manifesting a woman. LSD, the lord and savior dude. The King is speaking. Are you saying yin or yang? Playboy wordplay. Acronyms and anagrams. Ack! Anna! (NATO or SCUBA are acronyms: North Atlantic treaty organization, or self contained underwater breathing apparatus) (anagrams are words with their letters rearranged, e.g. Britney Spears as Presbyterians!) (actually, she was raised Baptist). cower and courage. On pot, I thought I got shot by a bot! Asteroids, meteors, and meteoroids (meatier and less plant-based). Meteorites and comets, as well. A witch come true. Sundaes on Sunday. Tuesdays, too. On Monday, the key to monkeys is Jamaica, mon. A taste, a toast, a test, a tease, get your toes wet. Tossed out of Trieste. Passing the testicle test. A lot of cops want to be copilot. God as cop? God as everyONE ("God is One"). Inquiring as to how to join the choir. A rough life and a bad day. A blessed life and a perfect day. Tutankhamen only ate common ramen! Omen? Amen! Ionic pentameter. Shakespeare on safari. The vampire drank her fill of Phil. The corrupt judge thought, victims - convict 'em! The cop copulated with Copernicus. The officer coughed, on and off. Hardcore sex and a jarhead marine corps hex. Pros and cons of professional convicts in the military: kill bad guys, kill good guys, kill strangers, cause pain and suffering, war is hell, war is bad, war is evil, only obeying orders but still responsible for your actions, and stress anxiety worry of things like freaking flamethrowers or losing limbs or losing loved ones/ friends, thou shalt not kill, but God is a man of war (war is the art of deception) (war on war itself) (a woman of peace)... Be all that you can be, be all that you can't be, homicidal, cruel, an assassin. Putting the ILL in military. Putting the well in dwelling. The sassy assassin. The asinine assassin. Anal sex with an ass-assassin. Blow your ass away. The assiduous assassin. Assassin assessment. Asexual assassins. Assass-sin and assass-virtue. Reasonable treason. AWOL and the ass wall. Dishonor and bliss on her. War crimes and war IS a crime. Gore time. Giving whores a dime in war time. A reckless wreck. Good day, God. G-D, I can give you a Good Deal on Gasoline Or Diesel. Devil, must you revel with Evelyn? Stop hatin' Satan, you wicked sick dick, getting your kicks from quickly licking hicks like Mick or Nick, take your pick. Held vs. helled. Grieving grebe. Rejoicing voices (you gave me a Rolls Royce?!?). Sad lads. Happy pappy. Calm mom. Uncle in a funk. panting aunt. A dozen cousins. Brother from another mother. Twisted sister. Grandpa's hands were grand, man. Runnin' with the devil (VH, violence harm, Van Halen). My spleen was ruptured and my soul, raptured. After I was captured, I was told I could select Scripture for my crypt. To RIP in my crypt. Cry PT (sad mom). Lawrence in Florence. Larry's dairy. Dad's pad. Milky Way: lactating space, cows and Yahweh, bible bull, moo and moon, sacred Hindu cows, and going far from the farm. Mother earth's breasts. Coffins, coffee, and milk (a thousand K). No wonder my mom prefers Peggy to Margaret, leggy and eggy? vs. argh? Much sexier, happier. The ward's award winning wine. Automated auto making. In love, insane, and in debt. Twitchy witches. Wise wizards. fishy magicians. And sore sorcerers. Ugly mugs. Pretty kitty. Beautiful cuticles. Lovely hovercraft. Quitcha bitchin'. Sexy Mexicans. Hideous Midianites. skittish Yiddish. Druse Jews. Juicy Jesse and ooey gooey Chuy. Messy Jesse and neat Pete. Organized Morgan. Clean Dean, straightening out Nate. Jesus see's us, through the Holy See! Jesus Christ, my cock. 25. One-eyed trouser snake. Harry Potter and Mary Poppins and Larry Pa. Reckless and restless. Many mini's. Ironic ionic. I am iambic. hydroponic tonic. Is Michael Moorcock a warlock? Hideous Lydia and fine Gein. Gorgeous George in a nasty cast. Perfect Smurf, on fictional turf, somewher on Urf. A lovely coven of sandwiches in the oven. Stick your hot dog in my donut? Sex muffins and beefcakes and whipped cream and nuts; Sausages and buns and oysters and aphrodisiacs. African afro-disiacs. Sexy Lexi and Candy and Elle and Caring Karen. The cost of prostitution and the expense of pent up gents and the value of pals like you. The need to bleed. The desire for higher fire. The thirst for a nurse. The lust for her bust. Sleepy keeper. Erotic and hypnotic. Etude about A1 steak sauce. A ruler's rules. Bent Ben with some twisted twits. Hitting nitwits and decking Declan. Punching Judy. Pinch us, Pontius. Letting slip a slap. A peck, a poke, and a pack of pike. A puking pickpocket. The mountain climber took a peek at a peak, then puked. Who likes lies and, like, lice? Love life and doves hovering above, love. The gov recommends gloves. Bless you, G in your SUV. Friday at Rite Aid. hers yay on Thursday. Wednesday Ben Gay. Tuesdays I choose grey. Monday is really a fun day. I'm done paying on Sunday. Satyrday i follow the mad hatter way. lotions, potions, and the motion of the ocean. precious and precocious. clover lover. Grass blades and marijuana, the movie Blade, knife (I pronounce kiniffy), Wesley Snipes, Wesleyan, jedi Snopes (oops, I meant Supreme Leader Snoke), and Leif Ericson. Early birds, lame ducks, and war hawks. A murder of crows and the dove of love from above. SMC, Sex Massage and Cuddle at St Mary's College. with Satan Mephistopheles Cthulhu?? Lebanese celebrities. The clothing store is clothesed. Dipped in sugar? Nobody should be treated that way! Jobless? Jah bless! Good goon. Badass backlash. Sushi sous-chef. Shiite shit. Sunni, soon. Future few. Many men. Whim of women. Kids' kids (baby goats). Chilly children. Warm warmongers. Hot hottentots. Old and cold coal. Newly nude. Ancient paychecks. Remuneration, sooner. Cash for door dash. I'm low with woe, because of no dough flow. Menu for a parvenu. Garbanzo beans in the garbage. The dark side: umbras, penumbras, taking umbrage. Where the shadows lie. Darklings, and shadow boxing, and slim shady, and the black knight, and darkness, imprisoning me... Always look on the bright side of life, I see the light! Shiny happy people holding hands. Sunny disposition. Warm greetings. Light-hearted. Sundays and sundaes and sunny days and Son daze. Witchcraft wizardry sorcery and magic. Red lobster, orange julius, yellow submarine, green waste, blue sea/sky, violet beauregarde, pink carnation, black dahlia, Snow White.. rainbow sherbet. Joseph and the technicolor dreamcoat. Worlds planes dimensions planets. Red mars, blue moon, god's green earth. Spectacular Dracula, and underwhelming Elmo. Amazing gays and great straights. Spit some shit about perfect Smurfs. Taking the red pill to The Blues. Collision collusion according to Colossians. Take care, caretaker. Full of fuel. Frivolous frivolity. Corn starch porn star. God S is a godless goddess. The Most High (on crack?). furious Fury. musical Muse. Nymphomaniac nymph. Belle's bells. Newman's numen. Shakespeare's spirit. Vinnie's divinity. Jean's genius. Demi's demiurge. Sovereign poverty? Laurie's king of glory. a supreme pizza for a Supreme Being. AEIOU, absolute, eternal, infinite? omg. U! Holla at Allah! Jehovah, over. Itty and De-ity. Big up yo' self. DB: The Divine Being database. Jimmy Choo chewing on churros on a choo-choo train (with me, Chuy). Amen, Ahmed. boo-ya! Allelujiah! Nice and nasty: nicety. Sexy socks. Orguzzle? Massage and pa-ssage. The Dutch touch much! Kiss bliss. Go hug a bug. Insex and copulating in a corpse in a copse. Entomology? into apologies. Bugs bug me. But flies are like angels! Flee the fleas. God uses spiders as spys? Causing a stink bug. Male ladybugs with gender identity issues. Mother moths. Father fifths. Dragonflies, fireflies, and dung beetles, in a world of shit. It's praying mantis, not preying mantis (praying for deli-cious bugs). Ad majoram dei gloriam, diversity equity and inclusion is God? Cousin in a coven. Ant's covenant. Pynchon's pension. Sovereign suffering. Majesty of Jess T. Conquored death and konk'd dead. Waddling in swaddling clothes. Faces places. Wholly holy. James Worthy is your name. Wen Ho-Lee is your name. Re-Joyce and re-read. My Vietnam moniker ('nam name). Worship and were a ship (before you sunk my relationship). The void of Space, avoid it? Marine corps, correct. The majesty of the judge on hajj. The heart surgeon opened his heart to the word of the lord. Halving a baby!! Saving the savior. Savoring the savior. ChrisT lives in you (Chris Tucker!). The future is full of sex (what is to come). All things are possible (a scary thought). Faith, hope, love, peace, strength, forgiveness, healing, finance, a positive future... Am I my name? I am my body. My name is just a word, a sound, some letters, changeable. My body changes too, but it's far more me than a couple of mere syllables. A name isn't much of an inheritance. Cavalry at calvary. Does God have an inferiority complex? Look at me! I'm so great! Worship and glorify, all praise be unto ME! A little validation is called for, for all the Creators, you could say. SET, the egyptian god of war chaos and storms stands for Science, Engineering, Technology. Cosmetic cosmology. Kosmo Kramer in a microcosm of cosmic causation for comic cosmopolitan cosmetology. Crows do caws. Bets on the Mets. BMW with bells and m, whistles. The police place, and the criminal terminal, and the citizen sitting zen. Burrowed and borrowed. Eternity and Paternity. Kamala in Kampala. Pleasing the police. Annoying Hanoi. Cousin in a coven. Light sight at night. Mushroom showroom. Eliciting the illicit. Teshara, to share regression analysis. Maybe you can't believe anything from anyone ever, but you can believe everything from someone always! A mined mind. The case of Cassie, kissed. A hugged hag. A loved liver. Leaving your lover. Sex sucks? Try it six times to a sax in your socks! Do it for the sake of the Sikhs who seek sake? Sex psych, and a soc session, and theology geology (lake of fire in the center? heaven in the clouds?). Fly the friendly skies. Mile high club on Love Cloud. MHC, mental health counselor. Serenity and senility. Meth aftermath. Heron on heroin. Crack by the creek. Drugs are a drag. Is cocaine okay? Placid on acid. But not on pot. Whacko about tobacco. Lauren Bacall's favorite alcohol? I'll call. Smooches for pooches. Fat cats and heavy petting. Sephora and the Sefer Torah. Sackler slackers. Deaf leprechaun. Sculpting a skull. Pedophiles with chocodiles. Any Tony is funny in NY. A rat and the horse she rodent on? awful offal. wonderful underpants. amazingly dazed and confused. the phew, the proud. Kyle and Kelli at Cal. Loot for boots. Bite my butt, you bat. Lovey dovey Willie McCovey. Hateful and grateful, ate..full. Mated and sated. Blow me or blow me up? Lennon and McCartney wrote Strawberry Fields Forever- nothing is real: they're nihilists. Lennon and Lenin, Courtney and McCartney. Nobody ain't nothing. If it's all right, then you're alright (but a lot of things are wrong). 'Nihilism isn't real' might make an interesting bumper sticker. Dodging a bullet and drinking a bulleit in your Dodge. Sympathy telepathy apathy empathy psychopathy. Death in the depths. Life in the leaves. A heavenly haven. A hellhole. Lovelife, and death/hated (anagram). Disfruta la vida, profiter de la vie, godersi la vita, xiangshou shenghuo, jinsei o tanoshimu, das Lieben genieBen, astamtie bialhaya, magsaya sa buhay! A stark warning about Star Wars. A blessing from Bessie. An accursement from the terse nurse. Boy joy! a girl with curls! Vegan in Vegas. Older manure. Cop a feel or coprophilia. You be front left, and I'll be right back. Hooves in heaven, and demonic Dominicans.
Entomology culture: Buggsy Siegel and Nat King Cole and The Beatles and the movie The Fly and Bugs Bunny and a mosque on The Mosquito Coast and bug off, ANTichrist, and the insect in a sect (white anglo saxon protestant wasps) and cockroach insex, a cricket in my neck, butterflies fluttering by (spoonerism), and The Skipper, too. Brother in the broth? Mother moth? Sister with a cyst? Fat father? Funky uncle in a funk? Aunty ant? Fly-girl cousin buzzin'? Errant parents.
Drowning your sorrows? Or festively celebrating at the Cheers bar? Alcohol IS a depressant, but of the central nervous system (slows down the neurotransmitters, i.e. the messages between brain and body - not necessarily making you SAD) : 'depressant' is used in a different sense. (BUT it CAN lead to feelings of sadness, hopelessness, and despair). The main thing about alcohol is it lowers inhibitions (disinhibitory), which can be fun, in moderation. Some people are better with alcohol than others. It is NOT a mood stabilizer. It can make mood swings more unpredictable and difficult to manage.
God?? A way to anthropomorphize Reality, to give the Universe a mind, to say It's All Good, and Everything is Created by Love.... like we're all figments of God's imagination, or in God's dream, or in God's head... (vs. we're accidents of Nature under the benign indifference of an infinitely vast, cold, dark, and inhospitable cosmos). You could even say the Universe hates us - But I don't. The Universe is up to You (you-niverse), and U is a smile, in my book.
bible quotes, enjoy life: 1. enjoy life with your wife, who you love, all the days of this meaningless life that god has given you under the sun. (ecclesiastes 9:9), 2. Go, eat your bread with joy, and drink your wine with a merry heart, for God has already approved what you do. (ecclesiastes 9:7-10), 3. A happy heart is good medicine and a cheerful mind works healing. (proverbs 17:22).
Ecclesiastes and sneezy nasties
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