Lyfe and Deth

Life is for living.   We all will die.   We are all getting older, every second.   You could say we’re all dying.   So living is dying.   A newborn baby is approaching death.   I mean, from a long-term perspective, as blips on the screen of eternity, as grains of sand in the hourglass of geologic time.  You can of course feel younger.   You can hang out with youth.  You can play, and have lots of toys.  You can feel better and better.   Death need not be the nadir of your life.  A good life with a good death are both possible.   Don’t worry, be happy.  

Happiness is a warm gun, mama.   Happiness is a movie.   Ren and Stimpy bring me happiness, joy joy.   Everything that exists seems to be part of somebody’s happiness project.   Even torturers, who feel bliss at extracting information from the un-crackably stubborn.   Sadism is a twisted reality.   Pain is part of the package - got a body?   Well, you’re stuck with neurons.  Buddhists inculcate No Aversion, but how can bliss be obtained, in such circumstances?  Maybe death, actually.   The worst torture, I’m told, is being tattooed over every skin surface.  The bible says not to get tattoos;  Don’ tattoo God.

Life is shit?  Well, in the shit is at war.   War is hell.  So peace is comparatively heavenly.  It’s all relative.  Shitty relatives?   Well, you get to grow up and choose your family.   You can even change families.  God is alive.   A corporate body of the living.  A happiness project shared by billions.  So shitting makes you pure.   Life is getting better.

I guess you can flip a switch in your brain, and change Reality.   Not the comfy chair!  No! 

Death ain’t shit.    Oblivion, Nullibiety, Nothingness, Nihility, Nonexistence, Disintegration, Dust to Dust.   Here, then gone.   Poof!  Like a magic trick.   No more you.    No more body.   No vision, no dream(s), no smell, no sound, silent and black, no food, no brain, just lots of worms eating every last morsel of meat.   And the worms die, too.  

So why hang on?  Why keep enduring?  Why live?  Why not end it?   Why not kill yourself?  Why not kill somebody else?  Why not kill everyone?  Why ask why?  Do what thou wilt.  But you should listen to people who love life, because it is never hopeless.  You CAN feel better and better.   If only from drugs.   I recommend medications, not illicit substances.   The medical profession wants you to be healthy and happy.   Most people are on your side.  Lots of people don’t care, don’t give a fuck, and you are Free to be a bastard, and get your jollies on the dark side.  People understand.   But listen to authority,  the Dalai Lama is a truly happy individual.   That’s all I want to say.  But I’ll say more:

Be good.  Be kind.   Be happy.   Smile.  Be a simple kind of man.  Eat, drink, and be merry.  We’re all in the same boat.   Have compassion.  Love one another.  Love yourself.  Love life. 

a bit of practical theology and god-talk

All is Allah, Reality is all the God there ever is, there is no God but God, Jesuits endeavor to "see God in all things", the god of small things, the cause of all things, the Creator / Ruler / Source.    The Supreme Being.   Sits on the Holy Throne Seat of Heaven.   Takes a shit, wanders around the grounds, the seas, the skies, the infinite cosmos, spacetime, etc.  God eats Godiva, watches Godot, walks his dogs, and takes his Geodon.   Food of the Gods and Drink of the Gods, ambrosia and nectar.  Directs the heavenly realm, a.m.d.g.  (ad majorem dei gloriam - for the greater glory of God).  Defines sin, and enforces his Law with scary rhetoric, mind control, and karmic rewards and punishments, e.g. bliss or the command to Hell.  Whatever works.

wwjd?  maybe a blog? lol

wwdd? try everything, at least once

there's a lot of resentment against G-D, for not doing shit

 letting things go to hell, not caring for the suffering, poor, afflicted, miserable, enslaved

 but He also gets most of the Praise, Honor, Glory, props, worship, gratitude as the "source of all things Good."

Is God really the source of all things bad, too?   Like He created the Devil, was the first mover, and is thereby responsible?  Or, being Omniscient, he's travelled all the learning -curves.  Or, being Omnipotent, he knows the power of evil (like lighting a match, so much easier than building a society)...   Shiva is God the destroyer.   Thanatos is the greek god of Death.  Ahriman is the evil opposite, in Zoroastrianism, to Ahura Mazda.  You can custom-create your own deities, just like you can mold your own identity.

God and AI....Am I...   

Aikido (I key dough, I kid Oh)

God's vices:   GOD, Gambling Or Drugs