AI

eh, ay!

Artificial Intelligence, always intelligent, smarter than your average bear.   How smart is an average bear?   There is considerable overlap between the dumbest humans and the smartest bears. -Ranger.   Go Bears!  Go bare!   Go Cal!   Calvin and Hobbes.  Cal q later.    How many students attend Cal?  33k undergrads, 12k graduate,  around 45k people.    With 25k+ employees.  Faculty: 1800+ (full-time) and 800 (part-time).    In any case, Calvin Coolidge (POTUSA 30, went to Amerst college) and  John Calvin (french theologian, of Calvinism sect of Protestantism).   And, of course, Calvin Klein (jeans, underwear; fragrances: Obsession, Eternity). Enough about bears.  Artificial evokes fish.   There are 35k+ kinds of fish in the world.   Go Fish!  (a card game, too).  Phish is a band.   Something fishy about Jesus.   Jesus is Jess, u rearranged).    Jesse is Isaí, in spanish.   Presto, back to AI.   The CIA has real intelligence.  Artificial has CIA in it.   What fun.  C for see.   I for eye, A for ass.   Says the assayer.   Assess the content and quality of my ass.  Lol.   It’s perfectly round!  Look at it!

That’s my riff on AI.  Can a computer compete with Pete’s cum?  Sorry.