Gas, as g
The perennial question that has vexed the most learned philosophers.
Must the source be made to be on the defensive, for fear of being a piece of shit, a foul and loathsome disgusting creature that smells like death and sin, or the reek of hell itself?
The bloated poet
The scent of flatulence, breaking wind, farting, passing gas, anal expulsion of vaporous intestinal fumes, released upon an ungrateful audience, and resulting in nausea, excoriation, madness, vomiting, running for the door, and of course, malice.
Can gas be made less noxious? Can one ingest a nullifying substance? Run to the throne room! Spray some nicer stuff from an aerosol can, and get on with it.
Crop-dusting Harley Davidsons are one answer
Silent ninjas, the other
Running around, to compartmentalize emissions
