Pen, penis, the word was god
celestial, telestial, terrestrial (and bestial?) (referencing the COJCOLDS) (look it up)
Metatron (blog, weblog, electronic), met Tony, Storn, Ron T?
the Transformers leader of the Decepticons has a deceptively similar name to the Scribe of Heaven!
Everyone dies, everyone (is/has a son named) Jeremiah ("Jeremiah was a bullfrog" -3 dog night; we all croak!) (Jeremy the wicked, song by Pearl Jam)
Jesse, Jeremy, Jealousy, JZ, Josie, and jazzy. and jizz.
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some of whatever's clever:
rats are battling bats, in suburban Serbia, and rural Ruritania
thigh will be done (turkeys are done, people are finished)
turtles are never homeless! ostriches bury their heads, too (well, not really)
gallows humor: galagos (bush-babies!) on the Galápagos islands
driven to drive, carnations, cars and scared of scars in South Carolina
to do, today, ta da!
sceptre in the septic tank
the essential oils of tom petty
pretty petty and the importance of impotence
manly animals, humans with hymens can be bitter critters
Vin Diesel and Ving Rhames, Whoopi and Snoop (and loopy Whoopi groupies), Jesse and Jesus
Tubi or not 2b, existentialism and nihilism, totally tubular!, down the tubes, boob tube, booby traps
have a tab in the tub? shower for hours? waste water, taste an otter, mace your daughter, face Harry Potter
Ugandan propaganda, according to Wanda from Rwanda
bye-bye, baby! Bibi's boo-boos. the cause of a pause in Gaza.
Gaza's Ongoing Destruction, Ground Operations Defenses, Gazan Overcrowded Demography, Guarantee Of Demilitarization, Grounds of Divorce
Horrifying War is real (Israel). sez wry El (Ellen).
"gallant" vs. "sinwar" ?? Really??
psychological typology of topology: spiky (threatening), round (sexy)
take and bake pizza, wake and bake, bake a cake (as fast as you can)
if you're god? make a lake from a quake, says the snake
choose the jews, reject Mecca. Camptown ladies sing this song: Bu-ddha, Bu-ddha!
Buddha and luda(kris) share gouda (Gouda is a dutch city) with a barracuda; Gautama in Guatemala.
counting the Sunday collection: doing the Catholic math
a place for everything and everything in its place, a time for every purpose under heaven
burn in hell for chilling acts with flamethrowers; "70 times 7 for all eternity" (?)
can you catch cold in heated hell? When it freezes over, under
ink, in K
you are allowed (loud) to be quiet. Quiet Wyatt from noisy Boise.
they shouted out who killed the Kennedys, but it was you and me; Houthi rebels, who? thee!
air guitar in america/qatar
civilians aren't evil villains (hopefully)
casualties in casual T-shirts
the ides of march, like genocide and apartheid; suicide isn't killing Sue
battalions, stallions, and lions
eunuchs in tunics, fornicating with you, Nick
a 'pontifex' is a bridge between the gods and humanity (a 'fornix' is the etymology for fornication)
dominatrix, tricks are for kids!
rebuked, and then I puked! but the kick in the dick also made me sick.
pitching heat, and catching cold
Mayan May, indigent indigenous
the lunch bunch felt the luncheon lasted for an eon
Baal thinks baldness is bad, but Hairy Potter doesn't mind
The bubble was cursed to burst
But the rock became a block
kill the leaches with bleach
Mona uses ammonia
The Pope uses soap on a rope? You dope
He can cope with dirt, because God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt
Here's the church, here's the steeple, open the doors, there's all the people!
the wrath of Ruth Roth rivals the ring wraith's!
Melissa likes missiles
some Hindus do and some Hin-don't
My old man isn't old
why should my eyes leak water because he's in the ground?
(said the robot, sorry)
Hugh-mons are the most advanced species and interesting creatures on your earth-realm
Nobody actually knows if they are space aliens, or not (I think)
you remember being born, and where?
further goofiness: is your friend a time-traveller?
teleportation throughout spacetiime
God of love is the body above, devil of hate is the Neville, of late
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