Smart E

 Wiz-dumb and Smarties (candy)

Thoughtless pissing

Thoughtful chewing

Intelligence, and out don’t tell, gents

Your balls are showing, your dick is hanging out

SATan's SAT score?  Did GREat at the GRE.  Testify!

Penn and Teller, Pennsylvania and Telephony

Teller and Gellar, fellas

Mel smells smelly Kelli, Dean cleans dirty Kurt, and icky Vicki

The hoarder orders messy Jesse, Meeting neat Pete in the street

Selling hell and yelling well for a spell

Pens in penitentiaries, pencils for stenciling 

The tensile strength of a pencil

The bouncy council voted for chill pills for Bill

The gay way and hetero on the metro

Queers drinking beers, and fags reading mags

Pedophiles distributing chocodiles

Rapist papists

No means no, only yes means yes

Know biblically?  Read your good book

Know thy bible before you buy the bull

Liars fry, so tell the truth in the booth

The penitent man shall pass

Ace is the place for the helpful hardware man

The case of getting maced in the face

Ow, bow, cow, dow, how, mao, now, pow, sow, tao, vow, wow

Rhyme about a crime

Hindus bowing to cows

Was Mao taoist?

Vowing to stop the ow (for cows and sows), like now

You know what smarties taste like?

Eat my brain, zombie

Eat my shorts

Eat Pete’s meat with wheat 

Beets, feet, heat, meat, neat, concrete, seat, teat

Eat my seat, and suck my teat

The concrete heats my feet, Sangeet 

Yada yada, my fada was a dadaist

Hello mudda, brudda

Buddhist nudists, naked, yay kid

No clothes, Bo knows, dough goes, yo Rose

Foodies like noodles with sauce, boss

Priest from the east is scared of the Beast

Roast beast and western vestments

Wear a bib for your burger, said Erger

Erger works at Murder Burger

smarties, brain food, zombies, and ecstasy - related, Kate

My date with Kate went great, mate

we ate dates, and danced with fate, for a spate

I hate Nate Tate's weight and Yates' freight 

illin' villains hate Bill Gates

a lil mil is still filling, Jill

Gill Bates, lol

open or close the Gate Or Door

Russo-Ukraine War facts:

unknown number of deaths ("hundreds of thousands")

149-730k, Russian personnel/soldiers, 

30-100k Ukrainians?  google is fuzzy

fog of war, plus intentional obfuscation

military and civilian, deaths and injured ("casualties")

Anyway, $$:  

"The direct cost of the war for Russia has been over US$450 billion"

and "The total value of raw material stocks in Ukraine is estimated at over $26 trillion."

-Wikipedia

grain (corn, wheat, barley) and lithium, especially

called the "breadbasket of the world" (because of its fertile "Black Earth')

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an annoyed droid

pissed off about being pissed on

tetchy about hetch-hetchy

bothered about your father

some trinities: Sit, stand, lie down;   Walk, jog, run;   Run, dash, sprint.

me myself and I, piss shit sweat, live love laugh, eat drink be merry

threesome, three's company, three's a crowd, three on the tree

Georgie Porgie had an orgy (four on the floor?)

meeting Boba at a fete

a habanero dish, heaven in Havana!

icicles on my bicycles!

quite right, stalactites and stalagmites fight to reach great heights