If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, what would I do? I’d spend all my money.
I’d take heroin, maybe. I’d have sex. I’d eat at a restaurant. I’d forgive everyone, let go of resentments. I’d do bibliomancy with my bible. Who cares? Do anything. Slap a stranger. Slap christian preachers, see if they turn the other cheek? No, that’s stupid. Be subversive and antisocial and hostile and dangerous? Maybe. Set things on fire? Definitely not.
I might get nachos, and just sleep. What dreams may come. Just eat the whole time, I guess. So much good food. Gorge, orgy, and declare my divinity. Right?
Gratitude/Thankyou list: Everyone. Muchísimas gracias. People who know me better than I know myself.
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Immoral Fiction
The world is informed of its pending destruction, and all hell breaks loose. Burning and looting and raping and murdering and fighting and chaos on a massive scale. Total anarchy. Then the Authorities declare they were only joking. Haha. Fooled you. Go on about your normal lives. So the folks who remained law-abiding get their special reward. What is it? They get to lock up and imprison almost everybody. Woohoo. Is this a shitty world, or what?
What is there to do but kidnap, falsely imprison, beat, rape, murder, cook, and eat people? Why not? Fun for the whole family. Human-meat is the most delicious, and healthiest, too. Jesus told us to eat him, so we can start with the body of Christ. I eat cannibals. So eat the Christians! With cheeses/rice. My lard and savor.
Ha. I AM kidding. Just be good. Alright? All write.
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