Is Nirvana a Buddhist fairy tale? ("happily ever after"). Comedy makes me happy, and magic is magical... You don't just get 3 wishes, lol. You can make as many as you like! Bob and Ali Baba. Listening to Sinbad in Hell? A lad named Aladdin. Scheherezade and God. Maude's vs. Rod's God. A body of cod. God in the sod. Ferry tails... cow in the hull are you? Angel dust and fairy dust and coffee grounds and Dusty Springfield and Dustin. Nature is super, even if it isn't supernatural! The truth fairy. Fairyland, where no one gets sick, and time stands still. Who can say where the road goes? Only Time. Old Testament. Oberon and Titania. Operating Thetans. Changelings: Will change diapers for change. Change your appearance, change your identity? The clothes make the man. Look good, feel good. Lookin smelling feeling like a million bucks! You look like hell, man! You're a new man! You are what you eat, you pig! Step through a mirror? Ouch! Cheshire Cat plays chess, sure. Curioser and cruiser! A grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life! True scientist, researcher, lifelong learner. Listen, Thing. Mother Goose, MG car, and Mentally Gifted. Pied Piper, yum. Pie and cigarettes. That mine is mine. Goblins that gobble Ellen. Knockers with nice knockers. CH, courage and honor, on Capitol Hill. Chivalry with a Shiv? GT, Gulliver's Travels, gullible Gulliver. Humpty Dumpty humps dumpers. Jesus is a cross between an x and a y. Pippi's pappy. Leprechauns and convicts with leprosy. Midas says, Sad I am. Little Jack Horner and pi encryption. Important papers used to be hidden in pies. Bald hares. Enya in Narnia. BBW and big bad wolf. Is Buffy a Hufflepuff? It resembles a reassembly. Devil's Triangle (Florida, Bermuda, Puerto Rico) and the "triangle of judgment" (made by "me, myself, and I") and trinities, trimurtis, and triads. Taj Mahal built for Arjunand Banu Begum. ABB. A San (from the Kalahari) named Francisco? Corey smoked a reefer by a coral reef. The smallest country is The Vatican (TV!) and the larges town is Mt. Isa ('Isa' means Jesus, in arabic). 10 football fields, about. Sara from the Sahara, Molly from Mali, Tim from Timbuktu, and Nigel from Niger. God in a pagoda. A place for a palace. Tears about tiers. Wedding cakes and kooks on weed. The Sahara desert used to have lakes, streams, forests, grasslands, and herds of giraffes and elephants. 4k years ago, the climate changed. Be warned. Easter Island was discovered (by a Dutchman) on Easter. It has over 600 statues, with most weighing over 44k pounds. Laplanders running laps around the Galapagos. Ants crawling on cormorants. Zinfandel at a bar with Darwin. EI EI Oh. Enchanted Isles. Pirate Treasure! International Talk Like a Pirate Day is 9/19. There's a DOGE's palace in Venice. Does Elon have a dog? What is the size of the Bridge of Sighs? Jerusalem witch trials? A wailing wall in Wales? Weeping over reapers and deeply creepy Jeep beeping. Amy Pohler on a dutch polder. Older polders and newer Newark. Mount Everest is called, Goddess Mother of the World (Chomolungma), in Tibetan. Big Mama's Funeral. A phone booth at Lake Baikal. I can see the Dead Sea from my Living Room. Caspian, the friendly sea, (where both fresh and salt-water fish can be found). Dark and dangerous DAD. Dull and depressed, in the doldrums. Big Ben is named after Benjamin Hall, a tall and chubby commissioner. The leaning tower of pizza. Eiffel Tower is an eyeful. Catacombs and dogacombs. Solid water and liquid rock. I don't care about caribou, it's Friday I'm in love. Surfboards used to be 15 feet long and 150 pounds heavy. The vegan vampire mourned the Vulcan in a volcano. Hang gliding is also called sky surfing. Shoot! My chute isn't opening! Darn! Shucks! Daredevils jump out of airplanes. Curveballs are called "snakes". Singing in Lansing (MI). Don't go chasing waterfalls, or pavements, but steeplechase is okay (so called because a church steeple was used as a finish line, because it could be seen from afar). Chess was first played by Buddhist monks in India, because they aren't allowed to fight. Unless you're shao-lin. J/k, I dunno nuthin. The relationship between lift and life. Duncan donuts and yo-yo and basketball. Kids on skid row. Fun with cannons at the Grand Canyon. Whites only, colored river (Colorado)?! Calcite at the Cal site. Harshmellows in the lake of fire. How tall was Ptolemy? A series of asteroids like Ceres. Paying for diamonds from my thai funds. Penis from Venus. Same size as earth. G-D, gas and dust. One of Saturn's moons (Titan) is as big as Mercury. A turtle named Atlas holds up the Earth. He's got the whole world in his hands. I love ovals. Fun at the Bay of Fundy. Funny Bundy in his undies, at Fundy. Incontinent from being in a continent, like buried Barry. Bad cooks and faults with plate tectonics. It doesn't rain cats and dogs, but fish and rocks have been reported. If it does, don't step in any POODLES! Glacier erasure. Ants on Antarctica. Aunt Artica, my parent's sister. Antarctica used to be covered in forest like a tropical jungle! Greenland was named by Eric the Red. Greenland isn't and Eric wasn't red, either! Clifford the big red dog, walked by Harrold (and his purple crayon), under the Yellow sun. Whales have legs, but human embryos do NOT have gills. Listening to ragtime while "on the rag" (or after a raga? while eating ragu?). Topi are tops! Sara & Getty at the Serengeti. Zany about getting a tan in Tanzania. Only male crickets chirp, and only female mosquitoes suck blood. Silverback gorillas are gentle vegetarians, but they can bench press 4000 pounds! Chest-thumping is a threat-display, like a cat's hiss. Woodpeckers peck for 4 reasons: food, to make a nest hole, to signal territory, and to invite a mate. Male lions don't hunt. There's a fish called a slippery dick. Bill Clinton was called Slick Willie. Urgent urges to surge into a merge with sturgeon. Scarecrows don't work, and crows perch on their arms, and eat nearby. They DO have lookouts, and scatter when farmers approach. No one has ever seen a coyote chase a roadrunner, but coyotes run 40 mph, and roadrunners 15mph. Elon the skunk? A musk is a yellowish foul-smelling fluid (they stamp, hiss, or growl first). Cocoa and coconuts. Crabby crabs. Crabby and crazy. Kookoo-nuts. Dinosaurs, modern reptiles, and space alien reptilians! Robins hop because earthworms think it's the sound of raindrops, and come up not to get drowned (getting snatched by the keen-eared bird). Warthogs and toads with warts, at war? The FBI tells fibs about amphibians and fibulas and Fibonacci numbers. Koalas look cuddly, but like to be left alone, and have sharp claws, powerful jaws, and strong teeth. Ant glands are their way of dancing the can-can? Bees have honey stomachs the size of a grain of rice, which can take as many as a 1000 trips to a flower to fill. One thimble of honey takes a single bee 6 ten-hour days. Most bees live 6 weeks. Enjoy your honey. They do dances to describe direction and distance, to nectar and pollen. They deserve a NAP. Keeping' it Real Honest and True. Carl Icahn in the Yukon. iMac on the tarmac. Crusaders, a sadistic crew. 8 crusades over 200 years (failing to recapture the HL). Hello, buffalo. Buffa-hi! Dad's dead and mommy's a mummy. Grebes in Thebes. Count Dooku near Khufu. Pompeii and circumstance. Virtuosos and cinder blocks. Sea air and chairs. Cobblestone in Cobb, Ca. Scandinavia your groceries. Viking longships and hobbit shortships. The Black Death was not of Africans, or at night, or of evil, but was a plague that destroyed 1//4 of the population of Europe (and 1/3 of England), in 20 years, starting 1347. Razed and raised. Maritime merry-time. Cotton candy. Chaos and confusion. c and c music factory. Wood and thatch to brick and stone, after 4 days of fire, in 1666 (Great Fire of London). An asp in Aspen. I, sage during the ice age. The Hundred Years War lasted longer. France beat England. Cruel and Lawless at CAL. Wonders of the World, WOW. Forced labor, prisoners of war, peasants, and criminals built the Great Wall. 1500 miles, 6 horses wide, to keep out the Mongolian hordes - can be seen from space. Inter-regnal signals. A seedy CD. pins and pine needles. cum piss need-le. kaleidoscope and ka-truth-o-scope. The number of frames per second of natural human vision is between 30 and 60. Good old Bernoulli and his wings and frisbees. I bought a bugle, frugally. The sun sol-ution. Enlightened suntanning. Modern Ferris wheels hold 32 people, but the original, 250 feet high, invented by GW Ferris in 1893, could carry more than 2000 people. Mariners using marinade in Marin. Chinook chins in China. Walk the dog or does the dog walk you? We control the weather or does the weather control us? Leather weather. Weather forecasting, 3-casting, 2-casting, lol. Mon-sooner or later. The strongest wind gust ever recorded was 231 mph. Just like looking at the sun, if you look at the moon too long, or the glare on snow, you can go blind, too. Use caution. 10 units of snow melts down into 1 unit of water. Cloud Seeding and Christian Science and (bird) Calls/Songs and CS Lewis. What are people that study meteors called (if not meteorologists?). Vile Lynn fiddled with her fiddle. Put that violent storm in prison! Heil, hail, hale! Heal, Hell! Sedulous squid and slothful sloths. Diligent gentleman and lazy ladies. Mammals breathe air, and have hair, and bmw: backbones, milk, warm-blooded. Milk, it does a mammal good. Mammals have mammary memories! Blessed with the best breasts! Some bats see quite well, and for these, saying blind as a bat makes them batty! Dolphins squeak, whistle, chirp, and click with a language of 2000 sounds they can make with their blowholes. Camel humps are made of fat, not for storing water. They store energy, and keep organs below cooler. How many humps? Bactrians have 2, Dromedaries 1. B and D. Get it? Gordie Howe (hockey player) came on like a Herd Of Wild Elephants! Northern newborns, and southern concerns, and western terns, and eastern Easter. The fastest horse ran 43 mph, in 1945 (Big Racket). Lemmings leap because of their length between litters (and plentiful food in Norway... no way! way!). Letters and litters, and the latter isn't junk, trash, garbage, refuse, rubbish, or waste. Are they staying white trash have litters of too many children? The looter won the lottery, later. Thomas Edison drove his teacher so crazy with all his questions, he only stayed for 3 months, (then was home-schooled and self-taught). Saratoga, ceremony, triceratops, Saracens, and seraphim - que sera sera. George Crum invented potato chips, in 1853 (crummy!). Maybe Jesus used skijacks. Turtles are also candy and submarines. Ballooning started out with hot air, but later included gases like hydrogen or helium, with sandbags (to drop, for higher elevation) and valves (to release the buoyant gas, to descend). Mastic or Spruce or Sapodilla tree sap (for chewing gum). Perfume comes from Latin per fumus ("through smoke"). Mr. Viktor and Mrs. Vanquished. The whole band contracted AIDS (band-aids?). Crackers and crack and firecrackers (don't eat them). Learning braille at Yale. Hieroglyphics, cuneiform, and Chinese characters (oh, those Chinese). Mayan glyphs, logograms, and syllabograms. Sony and knee-surgery. Do you want your alarm clock to buzz, beep, play radio, play a specific song, or something else? The first popsicle was an accident. So was penicillin. The snowmobile was invented because a guy named Bombardier couldn't get his son to a hospital in a snowstorm. Jeans are named after Genoa, Italy. Denim is named after Nimes, France. Faggoty Dan plays with a Raggedy Ann? Hetero Hetfield plays with his fun guns. The queer nursed his near-beer to tears for fears. Scared to care, and too kind to unwind. Gentle dental and a kind mind. Ruthlessly made toothless. Compassionate? Bashin' it. A mean scene. A teen 'zine about being green. 8700+ species of birds. A perching perch? TOE, theory of everything. Ostriches have 2. Running birds have 3. Most have 4. Perchers have 1 pointing backward. Parrots, 2. Dodos of Mauritius are dead, no more. Arctic terns fly 3 marathons a day for 10 months, every year. Orcs eat storks. Cormorants are also called 'shags'. A flying flock of flamingos, FFF, 666. I drank pasteurized milk in the pasture. Cocoa, cacao, coconuts, cuckoo, cocoons, and Kookoo-nuts. A pelican's belly can. Owls aren't so wise, really. They just look like they're wearing glasses. Insects, bugs, and spiders give me irritable bowel syndrome! Spiders scorpions mites and ticks are Arachnids (8 legs, 2 body parts). Is there a way to know if you have anaphylaxis without getting stung? There's a 14-inch Australian moth. Pablum and pabulum. Spider webs are unique to each species, just like human fingerprints or zebra stripes are (for each individual). Tarantulas, aside from a few species in S America, are no more dangerous than a bee (to humans), and are actually very timid. G-D, great discovery, a ground-dwelling god, grave-diggers, going down, a great delicacy. hordes of whores. I want to see video of the bola spider catching its prey. Nipples from Naples. Onions from Mongolia (contain sulphur, which is what makes you cry). Sulfur vs. sulphur. Termites taste like pineapple, and "baked bees are dry and flaky and taste like a nutty breakfast cereal." Lou at a luau. Maggots eat haggis. ice cream parlour and soda fountains...icp and sf.. insance clown posse and san francisco. Bananas, like stoplights, can be yellow, red, or green. PP picked a peck of pickles. Birds eat pectin? A boy named Sue eats Sushi. Curds and whey and Kurds and YHWH. I'm not convinced I should go to the province, Vince. A quarter-quart. Glycerine in the vaseline. Guten tag, Gutenberg! Poet and playwright, pee and poo, and papal people. A ballad about Baal. Little Bighorn and Little Bigburger (well, which?). Solomon's salamander. Powerful POW's and influential flu epidemics. It is noble to win the Nobel peace prize. VV, vampire victims, with voices and visions. Witchcraft, which witches need to use the water closet? WC Fields uses w/c! Popping into Mary Poppins? Drink a Mickey's with MMouse? Lawrence of Arabia in LA. Captain Cook's goose got cooked (by Polynesian natives), but he discovered Hawaii, Christmas island, Tahiti, NZ, and Australia, first. He was looking for Antarctica and The NW Passage (but found neither). Mozart died in poverty at the age of 35. His music was thought (at the time) to be too emotional and complex. The Beatles had 20 number one records. The legs and arms of Kneel Army-strong (Neil Armstrong). Was Borglum a borg? Is Mount Rushmore a place to listen to Rush and do drugs? The Model T cost $290. Henry Ford made his first car in 1896. There's a parallel between being near or far-sighted (needing glasses to see far or near, respectively) and right brain or left brain (controllling the left or right sides, respectively)! Entanglement over a delicious drink of Tang beverage. Seize the day, seize the night, seize the season, seize the seasonings, the DAE and knight, and See's the candy, and See is the papal primate (grunt grunt). Happy at Stern Grove and Oscar the Grouch watching Felicity. Santa stalking Satan? Wearing his soccer socks. My sons like the Phoenix Suns. Firefighters, french fries, and fruit flys. Sing or swim. Jonathan Franzen and Joe Frank. Callous about my calluses. Vermin, vampires, villains, and Voldemort. Visibly vile and vicious. Pain, pleasure, and peepee. A detailed, precise, well-thought-out personal heaven. Anatta and Identity Everyone (AIAIAWA). Everyone and noone. Surfing tiktok in a tuk tuk. Kidnapping is taking a tyke (not a sleeping baby goat). MRE mystery meat (meal ready to eat). Vapid Vader, vicious visigoths, and virtuous vixen. If I'm a POS, why don't you flush me? CIA says they're officers, not agents or spies. Standing in judgment of a holy God. The "Gods" as the top 1% of the top 1%, pulling the strings. Dissing dresses. Suits that shoot. A threat like Boba Fett. Fascist fashion. Clothes purchased before the store closes. Chic Sheikh. Beautifully dutiful. Handsome Dan. Attractively active. Strong and long, with a song. Good genes for jeans. Bible origami: getting back seven-fold :-). Dirty money, and clean clothes. A dirty neck? Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Know? No. Sold soul and Purchased by urchins? The ale is not for sale. The liquor is ichor! The wine with fine dining makes others whine about the signs of being like Ed Gein as well as nine lines that make people pine. Kind on the Rhine, and cruel at the pool. Wet yet? I bet the jetset gets wet (with their pets). A handsome ransom for a stolen colon. Stolen base, on Nolan Ryan. Gifts that lift. Hell made well. Heaven, given. Porn title: Strong Wong with a Long Dong Boffs Buffy in her Juicy Ass. The importance of thinking about thought. Relocating and reallocating. If you're happy and you know it, xyz! Lucy and Jesse are juicy. Racy JC fires up the AC for lacy Stacey. Kelli and Mel, well, are smellier than hell! (J/K). "Witchcraft?", the bitch laughed. "That's rich! And daft!" But I am itching to build a raft! Doing shit that goes unrecognized? Doing Unsung Dung! Hilda the wildebeest. Clarence has clearance. Herding cats and flying pigs (cattle and pigeons). It''s all about Viktor Bout. Anne S. Thesia and Belle Icose. Irenic Irene and a warlock rowing without oarlocks. Keep bleeding keep keep bleeding / this girl is on fire (WTF?!???). Isn't it ironic don't you think... that's not thinking, that's being logical! The ongoing thermonuclear explosion in the sky (plus electric lights, fire, candles. Let There Be Light!). Ceiling and sea ling (cod), tiles and thai isles, toothbrush and whale baleeen, Shel (Oil and Silverstein). Unhand me, you brute! (and Defeated). Stump city. Future past, like it's already happened (the present is just unfolding, like decompressing a file?). Jolly rogers and Sirius radio. Mary at Stern Grove. In the "prison of your own mind" can actually be spacious, comfortable, fun, and AI - Always Interesting. The Good The Beatiful and The True. Taking time and killing time (life is theft and murder?!?). Candles, incense, flowers, chocolate, wine, and music :-). Proctrastinate and Postpone (pp). BUILD- burn up in the line of duty. London- Elle undone. Spirit as spearing it, penetrating, seeing deeply. Clear insight into a confusing, fuzzy, muddy world. The murk and the mire. Last dance with Mary Jane -Tom Petty, Lucy in the sky with diamonds -Beatles, Mellow yellow -Donovan (it's a soda, not a drug, though, i think), Clapton's Cocaine, and Velvet Underground's Heroin.
Stalked and harassed in spirit. Hardcore military mind control. Trying to change folks. You can go with the flow, or fight the system. You can live in a movie like The Matrix or you can pursue Nirvana, or you can just do you, whatever that is, amen. You can change yourself, change the world, change both. Then again, there is nothing new under the sun. Same as it ever was.
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