Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Hollywood Villainy

Vampyrs , ruthless psychopaths, and other demons

I really really needed to kill a whole lot of people.   I guess I’m just a sick guy.  I don’t know if I can keep getting away with it.  - Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)


I’m having an old friend for dinner - Hannibal Lecter (Silence of the Lambs)


Please step out of the car, sir.   -Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men)


I’m as big as my god, and my god is as small as me - Max Cady (Cape Fear)


Safe?  Is it safe - Dr. Szell (Marathon Man)


Do not put your faith in such trinkets of deceit - Dracula


Internet

Fear only God, and the man who has no fear of god

Everybody is a book of blood.  Wherever we’re opened, we’re red

Machiavellian, narcissistic, and psychopathic = ruthless


Weird confused vampire says:

Needs.  I have needs.  A thirst for blood.  I’m mad.  I’m a criminally insane, psychopathic killer.  My thanatos rules me.  Violence and mayhem, pie, er, ice cream.   What I am, what I want, I’m only after Death.  I like pie and ice cream with my villainy and misery, vice and malice.  Blood sweet blood.  Feed me.  Vengeance is a dish best served cold.  In cold blood.  Like a bloody mary or a V8 or a glass of red wine.  Ah, bloody hell.  Vampire is an anagram of I’m a perv.  Blood?  Blow, lewd.  A suck.  You dig?  Come in.  Drink me.  Vampires taste like pie, lol.  Everyone loves pie.  Oral sex isn't perverted.  As American as apple pie.  Sweetheart.  I put my heart into this meal.  Eat your heart out.  An old Irish recipe.  Plus some Haitian fusion.  Ire and hate.  Killing and culling are my calling.  Well, anyway. 


Monstrous Depravity:

Engineering war, nuclear detonations, holocausts, mass starvation

Littering and putting items into the wrong bin and other such atrocities

Sticking your penis in a butthole

Peeing in the swimming pool

Not brushing your teeth, flossing, or flushing

Taking a shower for too long

Eating meat, aborting your products of conception, or voting republican

Reading The Satanic Verses, or the satanic bible, 

   or the anarchist cookbook, or the communist manifesto

Or any censored literature, using bad language

Watching porn, masturbating, or immoral thoughts

Hunting, fishing, owning a gun, or killing bugs

Telepathic intrusion and psychic bullying

Not picking up your dog’s waste

Mousetraps and other torture devices

Sins against god, not confessing, being guilty, and going to hell

   Of commission, omission, what you have done, and failed to do

Not doing your homework, not eating what’s on your plate

Gluttony, obesity, dining too often, eating too much

Being a hater, having malice, revenge fantasy, or spite

Being a waste of space, worthless, rotten

Cruelty, torture, sadism, and horror

Unforgiving and unforgiven


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