Tri, try

 Sex cult

All religions?

The holy spirit

   The force (rape-ey sounding)

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What if I told you genies exist?  The myth of a genie’s lamp, or Aladdin, is real?  Not only that, but he’s available to everybody, not just some lucky individual at some obscure thrift store.  The whole world can make 3 wishes.  There are (a/o 6/18/22) x people on earth.   That means, the genie, who I will call God, can make around y wishes.  You yourself can make 3 wishes, and they will all come true!  The bridge between dream and reality is hard work.  

World Peace! 

   No nukes, no miitaries, no war, no borders, no guns, no mines, no tanks, no bombs

Global basic needs met (food, shelter, clothing, healthcare, gyms, pools)

Education and libraries, available for all, free, forever. 

Those are my first 3

But I might want to tinker, and think of more, maybe reprioritize

Like a wish for infinite wishes

Teleportation and time-travel?

Freedom

Everyone in love

An infinite supply of heroin

No aging, eternal life, suicide option, access to omniscience, genius

No pain, instant healing, can turn off pain

*Acceptance of Reality, lol 

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Speedreading, perfect memory, immortality

Heaven! God! Bliss!  GHB, lol

Sanity

Knowledge, wisdom, understanding, truth, enlightenment, omniscience

Nirvana

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Sex, drugs, rock n roll

Wine, women, and song

peace, love, and unity

Health, wealth, and happiness

Pleasure, treasure, leisure

joy, bliss, and happiness

good, better, best

father, son, holy spirit

brahma, siva, vishnu

god, allah, yahweh

Food, shelter, clothing

Music, books, movies

internet, libraries, schools

gyms, pools, yoga

surf, sand, sun

air, water, bread

god, gold, and glory

nature, nurture, and archery?

me, myself, and I

I, me, mine

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money, power, sex

Gym, tan, laundry

clothes, ho’s, and bankrolls

666

Liberty, equality, fraternity

god, devil, and bob

small, medium, large

hunger, thirst, lust

buddha, dharma, sangha

today, tomorrow, always

past, present, future

here, there, and everywhere

plants, animals, things

animal, vegetable, mineral

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physics, chemistry, biology

id, ego, superego

Solid, liquid, gas

crust, mantle, core

igneous, sedimentary, metamorphic

electrons, protons, neutrons

    Stooges, bears, amigos, tenors, musketeers, blind mice

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veni, vedi, vici

executive, legislative, judicial

reading, writing, arithmetic

facts, evidence, and science

describe, predict, and explain

blossom, bubbles, and buttercup

alvin, simon, theodore; huey, duey, lewie; snap, crackle, pop

peter, paul, mary; beegeees; supremes

police, rush, kingston

stalin, fdr, churchill

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trinities, triplicates, and triumvirates

satan, devil, lucifer

mephistopheles, antichrist, beelzebub

antichrist, anarchist, antique rice!!

wicked, evil, depraved

cruel, brutal, savage

sin, corruption, turpitude

crime, vice, sin

murder, rape, torture

So on and so forth, etc.