champ shit

Winnie the Pooh (and losing my shit)

sanity, healing, improvement, transcendence, and shit

coke, heroin, acid, meth, pot (drugs)

consensual, heterosexual, adult, marital, procreative (sex)

chomp: canine home protection

she-it, shiites, eat some shiitake mushrooms, and walk your shih tzu down Shattuck!

shut the door, and take your shots, under the sheets

poo, defecation, feces (pdf!), shit, excrement, number 2, dung (send!), BM (bowel movement), crap, dump, fecal matter, (BCDF, shitty report card), night soil

give a shit, take a shit, excrete, egest

mad crazy insane nuts loco psychotic mentally-ill schizo(phrenic) barmy 

growth, development, improvement, progress, betterment

trance-dance, transcendentalism, "transcend dental medication" (joke punchline)

T-ism:  "divinity pervades all nature and humanity"

E.T.  (Emerson and Thoreau), aliens out in Nature (and their alien nature)

we are the champions, my friend! -queen 

Nguyễn wins, Lucifer loses

Winnie the Pooh, shampoo (champu, en espanol), champignon / shiitake, and posting about being pissed at pests from the past

playing craps, def jam records, we're number 1 (lol)

poop and papal people on the pipe, pipal, pap smear, pep rally, scottie pippin, pop! goes the weasel, papa don't preach, salt n pepa, gladys knight and the pips, pups, and my peeps, popul vuh, popular, poplar, sacred heart institute of technology, shitty people ("poople!")

peein' and urine, cham-pion - you're in, chimp champs, chomp chump,  piss pus pass pussy

ions (+ and -), a pion is a particle (meson), ions and lions in Zion 

shit!