Q Anon

Satanic Cannibalistic Pedophiles

As a Catholic carnivore, who plays chess, and likes teen porn-

You might think I am

But really,

Satan means adversary, so either (and therefore both) side is satanic

Lawyers are inherently satanic

I am not a lawyer

But I do have opinions

If you are opposed to Satan, even - you are Satanic

   Unless you are a Buddha:

In which case you have equanimity and acceptance for all

And are therefore one with the universe, both “god” and “devil”, “good” and “evil”

Satan, as an enemy of God, is therefore evil

If God is the enemy of Satan, then s/he is therefore evil, too.

Maybe there’s a distinction between ‘adversary’ and ‘enemy’

Chess is war.  War is evil.  God is a man of war.

Maybe each side is God, or each side are Satans.

It’s a bit subjective

Cannibalism

I have no desire to eat the flesh of a human.  So no.

If you’re a tiny bit curious, does that make you a cannibal?

If you eat the body of Christ, are you a cannibal?

Catholics believe the eucharist is the actual body (transubstantiation)

So that answer to that is, if you are a believer, yes.

I am not a believer, however.

But - My name means “the whole office of the eucharist”

And in Spanish becomes Jesus or “Chuy” (pronounced chewy)

So maybe Catholics are eating me!  Eat the infidel!

God’s name is Jealous.   Close to, a rearrangement of,  Jess L.

J is the tenth letter.   Satan sums to 10, and sounds like “say, ten”

Parts of the mystery.

Pedophiles

Honestly, a man would probably enjoy sex with any suitable hole.

The pedophiles sure seem to like it.

They risk being killed in prison, 

                being universally reviled, suffering ignominy and hatred

                being made known to their neighbors

And yet they still do it, like it’s in their bones.   

So one must ask, Is it sexy?  Probably.

So,

Am I satanic?  No.  I’m God, lol.  Maybe Buddha.   I must admit,  I do have a couple opinions, though.  Equanimity and acceptance is damn close to apathy!

Am I a cannibal.  No.  I have no desire to eat the flesh of a human.  Never have.  Unless you count the bit of skin I bit off my finger once.  Or eucharist.

Am I a pedophile?   Maybe.  I’ve never tried it.   I mean, I can’t say I’m not, because I didn’t enjoy the sex I had with a teen.