Tooth Truth

National Gnashing
belief, in brief

Holy See, with eyetooth vision

biting the right
quite a sight

quote
"a president without shame, the head of
a party without spine, supported by
a network without integrity"

the left bereft
deft theft by a man with heft

mutant senator alert!
censored sensor of centaur senators, lol
     aside: senet is an ancient board game (homonymous)

food and drink of the gods
ambrosia and nectar
bro and neck

a few portmanteaus:
sex plus exercise, sexercise
god plus odyssey, godyssey
cry plus iced, christ
    humanzee, sheeple
    religulous (ridiculous religion)

Assad, Trump, Buttigieg: ass, rump, butt
wholly holy hole, ho!

trump cards
try the rum, ump!
trumpelstiltskin plays the trumpet with a strumpet
m, pur t (pretty)
mr put (thus, the golf)
pr tum (public relations, stomach)
  he's all wet! (tea, rum, pee)
  totally ruthless, unforgiving, merciless person

getting even with God
odd God: Godd!
he has your number
Amber's embers, sombre
taking umbrage, in cambridge
fidgety midget Bridget's widget
a gun? run!  not fun, hon
on the level, with the devil

selfish elf
egotistical listicles
narcissistic mystic
self-centered mentor
you-niverse
   a terse verse of hearse curse
   nurse's purse, thirst for the worst

vampires suck
empires make bucks
umpires calls- luck!
chuck and huck fuck, in a gay way
a dose of gross
take the dog for a jog
a blog about augie
eating hog, drinking nog, in the soggy fog
the pollywog becomes a frog
drink from a flagon before you battle the dragon

impeach each teacher for keeping me from the beach!
does trump pump her dumper?
I don't care where!  here, here!  odor in the quart!
Cher's lair is scary to John Kerry's merry fairy.
bury the hairy fairy in the bear's lair, over there
demon semen, the wizard's jizz, and Nieman Beamon

morpho (a kind of pretty butterfly)
morpheus, morphine, morphology
(roman) god of dreams (son of somnus), opioid,
study of forms (of words or things) (morf, anagram of form)

don't trigger the bigger n- (in Hilfiger)

bodhisattva vs. schadenfreude (opposites attract)
buddha watching ridiculousness on mtv
dog-snake: buddy, hissed
Budd could be pronounced as rhyme with food, good, or crud!
   good, neutral, bad
   superior, equal, inferior
   improving, stable, declining
(a trio of trinities)

you can't have mideast without ideas
progress without ogres, or
funerals without fun

Larry T, currently experiencing immobi-larity
clarity, hilarity, cruelty (LT's crew), popularity (hi, pop)

mowgli and mogul
you, man of war, one, goodness, love
dog: definition of god, do-gooder

go to a god park, lol