Great Onion Divinity

fake news about a real god

The Onion's Definition of God:

All-knowing, all-seeing, all powerful Deity, Almighty, Creator and Eternal Master of Existence,

Omniscient Supreme Being, God the Father, Creator of Heaven and Earth, Creator of All Things,

Lord Our God, Divine Creator and Ruler of the Universe, Divine Lord and Heavenly Father,

The Lord Incarnate, God our Lord and Father, Holy Father, Maker of Heaven and Earth

(the indescribable universal energy that connects all living things)

(Jesus Christ, Light of the World and Lamb of God)

(the unveiled Epiphany of God)
(Moloch, a false god)

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a little fun of my own:

osb, che cat, log low, dc, dl car, golf (!!)

esme (eternal and supreme master of existence!)

me, moe: master of existence, maker of earth.

blog: being lord our god, blessed lamb of god

boss: being omniscient, supreme, seeing

(it's a word game, after all)