Making Light of The Dark Side

Lordy lordy!

maybe you're a vampire, a dark angel, a dark agent?

you drink blood when you have a rare steak

when you drink the blood of christ (chris t? Christy? Chris tucker? Chris Topher?)

when you drink the blood of the vine (vinny? Vincent? Vincenzo?)

schadenfreude, taking pleasure in the misfortune of others.

Justice, perhaps. Revenge. Karma.

Servant of God, enforcer of God's law, Punisher.

Pissed off lice. Po-lice. In your hair. All up in your business.
jalapeno bisnatch!

Make an example of someone, vs. being a role model (model, example are synonyms)

Maybe you're not that dark. You are a being of light. A reformed sinner.

A luminous beacon of hope, kindness, caring, and charity.

A lover, not a hater. An angel, a saint, a hero, a friend.

Someone who makes you laugh. A good cook. A freak in the sheets.

Accomplished, respected, talented, good-looking, rich, good-natured, positive, happy. Lucky.

inner demons v. your better nature (your better half?)

everyone is everything

potential and realization!

today's wisdom

people try to piss you off.  maybe police want you to argue/fight: you don't have to "bite".

devilish "fishing" for a reaction-

stay in control.  sense of humor.  kindly.