Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I am God

1.I am what I eat. I eat God. (PC&J)
God is love. I eat love. Peas and chocolate contain love. I eat peas and chocolate.
I also eat the Eucharist. They say Jesus is God. And the Eucharist is Jesus.
I am God.

2.I am what I am. (I yam what I yam -Popeye)
I am good. Only God is good.
Thus, I am God.

3.God is One.
I am an individual. I am only one person. I am One.
Thus, I am God.

4.God is a man of war. The art of war is deception. I lie.
I am God.


5.God is love. I love. I am love.
I am God.

6.God is in heaven. I am on earth. The earth is in the heavens.
Heaven is also a state of happiness. I am happy.
I am the source of my happiness.
I am God.

7.God is a word. And the word was God. His name is I AM.
So, Duh.

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