Thursday, December 31, 2009

A thought

All is vanity
God is everything
everything is all
God is vanity
I am

Friday, December 18, 2009

PMS

Productive Member of Society

Produce! Produce!
Make stuff!

also,
phonology, morphology, syntax
pre menstrual syndrome

Thursday, December 3, 2009

God's Apology

If I am omnipotent, I apologize for not using my power(s) well enough.

At the moment,
I'm stuck at home watching/listening to television. I feel kind of ugh about this.
Oh, well.

I maintain that everybody else has the same amount of power that I do.
I kind of doubt this, though.
Oh, well.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Dogechism of the Dogholic Church

It's not all about Cats, anymore

Honda stole our intellectual property: Mr. O
That's what we had been calling Oliver. I also call him Olly, O.G., or oliguacho
(guacamole and nachos, yum)
(guapo y macho, tambien)

Pay up, Honda. Or should I say, H.

Our other dog is Marcel.

Athe is M

Hat is me

I was an atheist until I believed in myself